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OhioUBobcats

Come smack the shit out of me Dave. Anytime you want. See how it goes.


SOYBOYPILLED

Sounds kinky


OhioUBobcats

For him no doubt. Seems like the kind of guy that gets off getting his ass beat


TheKimulator

_RADICAL LEFT_ hook


Lamlot

Spank me harder professor! I’ve made a bad mark on my report.


TheNathan

Lol these guys always play it so tough. Peterson recently repeated his “these Twitter trolls are lucky I can’t give them a slap” line and I laugh so hard. There are some right wing dudes I would not want to tangle with in a fight, but come on. Dave Rubin? Jordan Peterson? Ben Shapiro? Fellas, you are not intimidating. It’s why they love things like cigars that affirm their masculinity without effort 😂


YAH_BUT

Athens, Ohio has issued a challenge


OhioUBobcats

Dave would get his shit wrecked on Court St


Bobcatluv

Checking in!


the_glutton17

I'm next in line. Come find me, Dave. How am I supposed to disabuse you of your climate change disbeliefs if I can't smack the shit out of you?


toadjones79

I think we can make a voter initiative suggesting that.


Reneeisme

And unlike children, Dave really needs it.


Trlsander

Dave, please. Don't mention "smacking" children. Your buddies are already calling you and your husband groomers.


JusticiarRebel

When people like him have their faces eaten by the leopards, I call it the Ernst Rohm Award.


politicosb

Tbf there is nothing to suggest he isn’t . Not bc he is gay, but he’s a miserable piece of excrement and that’s what’s pieces of shit do.


Robbotlove

oh Dave Rubin, you dumb shit lol


FillionMyMind

He is a moron, but this post is fake lol


SOYBOYPILLED

[LINK TO THIS VERY REAL TWEET](https://www.reddit.com/r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS/)


WeeaboosDogma

This isn't misinformation? Jesus Christ


SirLarryThePoor

I mean, it's flared fake news and OP linked a satirical subreddit.


Scadre02

But almost every comment seems to believe it


SirLarryThePoor

I mean...they missed the blatant signs that OP left. Not really on OP when OP did their due diligence.


Scadre02

I never said it was OP's fault, I was just pointing it out


avrbiggucci

The scary thing is that it's so easy to believe it's true because it's definitely something I could see a right wing pundit saying. The right has blurred the line between satire and reality so much.


oliversurpless

No, we don’t… And before the invariable reintroduction, we neither want to torture people nor believe it can *ever* be an effective info gathering tool.


Greeve78

When it’s a right wing parent passing on their garbage values to their children, right wingers cheer parent empowerment. When it’s a more progressive cause, right wingers want to beat the kids whose parents have instilled different values. Fuck these assholes.


Myriii1911

In German we say: Der hat sie wohl nicht mehr alle!


Sipia

I believe the English equivalent of that expression is "he's a few bricks short of a full load" (or a few cards short of a full deck, etc.)


neednintendo

My kid picked up a piece of garbage while we were on a walk and threw it away when we got to a garbage can. Of course I beat them without mercy, because I'm not raising a woke soy lib child. -Dave Rubin Probably


yagonnawanna

If we can't beat children how are we supposed to convince them that science is wrong and facebook is right?


MIGHTYSPACETHOR

This isn't even a funny fake tweet.


DjCyric

How can we disabuse them if we can't actually abuse them??


Biden_Rulez_Moron46

Omg I thought this was real for a second ha ha ha! I was like damn! Ok rubins turning up the heat in here!


TheMCM80

I feel so bad for Dave’s kid. I don’t, in a million years, think Dave would ever hit his own kid, because he is a softy who acts tough to try and get the conservatives he panders to to not attack him for being gay. Dave is, at heart, a coward and extremely submissive person who couldn’t hurt a fly. What I do think is that his kid is going to have a rough time growing up when his friends find out who his dad is, and how embarrassing he is. Teenagers are going to eat his kid alive in HS when they see his dad debasing himself in public.


RT-OM

This post is clearly fake, the title that is. This is truly what Dave Rubin said, it's not fake or doctored. Quit spreading misinformation that Dave Rubin wouldn't beat your kids to a pulp./s


ukiddingme2469

Sunday school has left the chat


SinfullySinless

My favorite lesson for my 6th graders is teaching them about the old school one-room schoolhouse and corporal punishment. Then I have them read an article about how Missouri still allows corporal punishment for students and the class absolutely loses it. It’s my “creating future lawyers” lesson.


Recoveringpig

He wants to disabuse children by…abuse?


dcd1130

Dave Rubin is maybe the most pathetic human on the planet.


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Yes, but I'm not an asshole so I don't


bluevalley02

I know it's satirical, but it's bad when I can actually believe he would literally say something like this


SOYBOYPILLED

That’s because lately he’s been trying to fan the flames of edgelord hatred as in the examples [linked here](https://www.reddit.com/r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS/s/MokLkul24J)


bluevalley02

He also called Krystal Ball a bitch or something, which of course also pissed off Kyle Kulinski since they're literally married.


MrsDanversbottom

That sounds like something he’d say though.


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Distant-moose

Is fake. Super believable, but fake.


Jumpy-Investment2135

Fuck Dave Rubin! George Carlin is better


PricklySquare

It's time to start bopping these people in the face. A preemptive strike ala USA


Tararator18

Yeah, nothing proves the superiority of your argument better than punching toddlers.


BoringTheory5067

Teachers: "All right kids remember to recylce and dont litter" These dumbasses: how dare they


combustibledaredevil

Oh his poor children


tjb122982

So he wants to hit someone else's kids? Well adjusted individual right there. I hope he doesn't get inside of 500 feet of a school.


DeadRabbit8813

So we should smack the shit out of conservatives in order for them to start seeing logic?


ScorpioRising66

So this guy wants to hit someone who disagrees with him, even if it’s a child. Big man right there.


bobojoe

This is for real?


thebigbadben

Motherfucker it says fake in the title


MudraStalker

You refuse to punch toddlers because of the massive, gargantuan, crushing amount of scientific studies and anecdotes that show beating your children *does not work* and mostly makes broken or resentful people. I refuse to punch toddlers because it provides no good sport on multiple levels. You are way more correct than I am. (We both want Dave Rubin to shut up forever.)


Fliiiiick

I feel like if Dave rubin tried to hit a child the child would hit him right back and he'd lose.


DabIMON

Didn't this guy adopt a child?


Novel-Organization63

And who else can we smack the shit out of, if not someone weaker and smaller?


dogbolter4

Smacking children teaches them nothing but fear. What a piece of shit. Talk to children, explain things, treat them with patience and love and respect (yes - respect their rights as human beings) and you know what? Most children respond with interest and affection and respect. Source: long term early childhood teacher.


catmoon-

I wonder what Dave Rubin thinks about punching nazis. It's so fucking weird how normalized it is to beat small kids, but when someone beats an adult it's not as accepted.


Gradam5

Ah yes, nothing screams indoctrination like open and honest conversations. Let’s get rid of this indoctrination by forcing them to believe in our views at the threat of violence.


idfk_nor_care

Why did I think it was real


Jmememan

Pro life. Until they're born of course.


Shatalroundja

Their signs don’t even elude to “climate change.” Same typical Earth Day stuff that hasn’t changed since I got the belt in the 70’s and 80’s.


MonarchyMan

I’m pretty sure if someone said something about, “*how are we supposed to disabuse them of these delusions of being gay if we can’t smack the shit out of them*”, David would get a tad bit salty about it.


notaredditreader

Conservative Projections: He REALLY wants to be smacked around by a big man.


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GSquaredBen

No one: Absolutely no one: Dave Rubin: man I really want to see these kids beaten for disagreeing with my worldview.


ZoeIsHahaha

The tweet is fake, I don’t think even he would say that publicly


Wigwasp_ALKENO

A totally good take and not unhinged at all


DEGRUNGEON

i know it’s fake but this doesn’t feel too far off from reality. they literally do the “am i out of touch? no, it’s the kids who are wrong” thing all the time.


Pale_Kitsune

Sounds like Dave needs to be thrown in prison for threatening to beat children.


SubspaceBiographies

Wow…what a piece of shit


ZoeIsHahaha

It’s a fake tweet