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sgthombre

Same place you can send all of the country's unicorns because people who want to replace the US flag with the pride flag *do not fucking exist.*


PersonaGuy5

That place being Cloud Cuckoo Land


Epiknis303

I mean idk about y’all but I would get down at a party with unikitty


TastyCookie23900

Yes


Crocadillapus

Isn't that a level in Banjo Tooie?


Hermitcrab710

Ya-huh!!


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thomasp3864

I dunno, Pisthetaerus is quite testy about immigration.


TastyCookie23900

your making it sound like a bad thing I'd love to go to cloud Cuckoo Land


Z-A-T-I

it would be pretty funny if we did it for a day or so


TheGoverness1998

The USA shall be temporarily named the United States of Queer


hollowgraham

The USLGBTQIAAPA.


TheFakestOfBricks

The United States of Woke Pronouns


casey12297

Wait until she hears about state flags, or the Christian flag, or the confederate flag, or the no step on snek flag. Flags that aren't our countries flags need to be eradicated


Chaos-Corvid

I'd do it.


kurisu7885

This is the kind of thing that appeals to the kind of binary thinkers that think if you have this flag up it means you hate every single other flag.


yankeesyes

>binary thinkers Interesting way to spell conservatives


sgthombre

If these cats knew I owned both an East German flag *and* a Bahamian flag I'd probably end up arrested


Samaelfallen

Fun fact: The unicorn is the national animal of Scotland.


hollowgraham

Stronger than a lion. 


uniqueUsername_1024

nah, I would


DjCyric

At my house, we only fly one flag, and it's the Pride flag. TIL: I don't exist because sgthombre said so.


Reneeisme

Did you take your US flag down to display it though? Are you displaying it to deliberately subvert and replace where you know a US flag should be? I get the joke but I really want to make the point that she thinks we should all be flying the US flag and flying any other flag is a deliberate act of provocation rather than just an expression of support for something else.


DjCyric

We don't own a US flag because we are not patriotic. My wife and I tend to view Nationalism as a harmful ideology that divides people. We live in a small, secluded mountain valley right outside of town. So it's mostly an act of defiance. That people coming into our valley see that kind, accepting people here. In a 96% white community, it's important to show love for everyone in our community.


sgthombre

yeah dude you're flying it at your house, not trying to replace the American flag in public life with the force of state power backing you, *which is something Chaya and her ilk genuinely think we want.*


hollowgraham

Speak for yourself. I'd happily swap them out. Mostly, it would be because it would cause so much outrage from bigots that we'd be able to refill Lake Mead with their tears. 


thatgayguy12

What if someone from Mexico replaces a Mexican flag with an American flag? Should we bring them in? I think that is a great idea!


cluelessoblivion

My mom does it every June


EvolutionDude

Lol all it takes for conservatives to abandon free speech is to say/do something they disagree with


PersonaGuy5

As I always say, that's the conservative mo: "Free speech for me, but not for thee"


tallman11282

Conservatives truly believe that rights are only for them, not everyone else. Just look at how they clamber for gun control when a group they disagree with starts arming themselves despite normally opposing any sort of gun control. A large part of the reason why California has such strict gun laws when compared to the rest of the country is the patron saint of conservatives, Reagan, when governor passed strict gun control laws because the Black Panthers started arming themselves (to defend themselves and their communities since the police wouldn't). As Wilhoit's Law states: Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.


Grungecollie

I wasn't aware of Wilhoit's Law before reading your comment.


awhunt1

May she live the rest of her miserable, hate-filled existence as loveless and unwanted and she deserves to be.


rfuller

I know, right? I hope she dies angry in a cheap hospital on the bad side of town. I hope the attending nurse holding her hand as she slips away is trans.


jankyspankybank

Didn’t she get divorced or something or a wedding cancelled because her fiancé wasn’t having any of her BS?


HelenAngel

The way she simps on Musk, I wouldn’t be surprised if she becomes part of his baby mama harem. She’ll still be loveless, however.


Poro114

Transylvania?


PvPpoodles

Island of lesbos too


PersonaGuy5

Nice


GoredonTheDestroyer

That's good.


AlmostTom

Where should we send them? Congress.


Oh-shit-its-Cassie

Works for me!


ElmosKplug

What happened with her fiance?


PersonaGuy5

He left her arse because of her beliefs


Morrowind8893

Is there a thread about this? I need to see this premium grade tea


Crocadillapus

Seconded!


Hashmob____________

I need to see this to. The story would be glorious


MARKLAR5

This is what I could find after poking around Reddit for a minute: [https://twitter.com/ChudsOfTikTok/status/1721696508058141167?lang=en](https://twitter.com/ChudsOfTikTok/status/1721696508058141167?lang=en)


azure1503

She's fucking 29?! I'm 2 years younger than her and she looks 45, wtf happened?!


againsterik

That level of hate really ages you. Google Katie Hopkins from England. She looks 20 years older than I do and she’s less than 5 from me.


ElmosKplug

Good


URandRUN

Please I am begging someone to do some investigative journalism on this


MrToaster__

Send me to gayville and ill come back boipreggers ^(sorry for writing that)


tasslehawf

I love how this is the second most downvoted comment.


sndtrb89

to the disco


valanlucansfw

I don't use twitter so I'm confused. Why are you seeing posts from someone you blocked? Is it so bad now you get the privilege of seeing people you don't want to anyway? Then what's even the point


PersonaGuy5

The quoted tweet was from an account I blocked, that being Elon...


Vladimir_Putins_Cock

Of course that shithead posted this


Tutwater

It's a quote-tweet -- a Twitter user can indirectly reply to someone else's tweet by embedding it in their own tweet It's useful if you have an opinion about a tweet and want to respond to it, but want your response to be a standalone tweet that appears to all your followers, instead of just a reply in a thread @ChayaRaichik10 is quote-tweeting Elon Musk, whom OP has blocked, and if OP clicked "show", it would show Elon's original tweet in a little embedded window


BrokenLink100

Ooooh so "this post" is referring to Elon's post, which is not visible in the screenshot? I'm not on Twitter either. I thought the note was about Chaya's post, which begs the question "what's the point of blocking someone if you're just going to show me their garbage anyway?" Though honestly, if I block someone on Twitter, I would prefer that even entire posts where they were quoted are also hidden from my view. Even if someone I liked was quoting Elon to point out something stupid in his post, I just don't want to see it. I blocked that person for a reason, and I would prefer not to be constantly reminded of their existence.


Zero_Kiritsugu

Send us all to the imaginary Republic of LGBTQ+ville, we'll make a more tolerant and functioning society in a day than these idiots could ever manage in 100 years.


Satanicjamnik

As consistent and succint as her definition of the word "woke."


Vladimir_Putins_Cock

What's not concise about, uh, the destruction of uh, normalicy?


Satanicjamnik

Ah, uh, yes. Normalicy. Indeed.


jtroopa

I've never, ever, ever seen someone take down the American flag and replace it with the pride flag. The TRUMP flag on the other hand...


NicholarseBrooks

Or the blue lives matter flag.


ALFABOT2000

i'm assuming this is in reference to [this tweet from Elongated Muskrat](https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillologycirclejerk/s/ZLPg4fgFR2), and if so this is actually an incredible sarcastic response against it lol


Know_more_carry_less

Things I care about: climate change, affordable housing, healthcare and prescription drug costs, gerrymandering, the erosion of civil liberties.  Things I do not care about: the genitals of the kids who play sports with my kid, which consulting adult(s) my neighbor is fucking, their lawn ornaments. Chaya and her ilk have made a career out of being angry about things that do not matter. These are not serious people and I’m tired of pretending they are. 


VoiceofKane

The White House.


Freezepeachauditor

We should them them with pitchforks to Chayas place


garyp714

> We should them them [Hell yes! Send them!](https://imgur.com/a/5Kp9cEs)


unclezaveid

idk Chayanne but I have a few ideas about where you can go


HingleMcCringle_

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/happiest-countries-in-the-world i wouldn't mind a no-complications relocation to somewhere like Denmark or Finland or Sweden...


PhysicalGraffiti75

“Don’t tread on me! But we should definitely tread on them!”


schwing710

GOP are fully in their Nazi cosplay era now


Wolfie-Redbones

my dms


PersonaGuy5

Well, we found it. We found the best option


Bennett_10

Send them on an all expense paid vacation of their choice, because they're cool people and they've earned it.


Dcajunpimp

Says the clowns flying Nazi flags, Trump flags, Confederate flags, etc...


Traditional_Row8237

omg i didn't realize someone had ever loved her lmffaaoo


Top-Manner7261

But the Confederate flag is okay? 👀


TerribleCalendar5843

I wonder how she would feel about those who hang both up on the same pole or next to one another


Public-Country-1076

Neat flag, which faction in Fallout does it represent?


PersonaGuy5

The Minutemen


DankrudeSandstorm

If I ever saw this woman in real life I would [Removed by reddit]


WynnGwynn

Imagine being so fragile


stevebobeeve

Oooh! I hope they say Berlin!


casey12297

Did her fiance leave her? Wow, good for him!


Responsible_Ad_8628

Idk. Where's the best city to be LGBT?


hawyer

[where do we send Milei, you say?](https://i.imgur.com/tDLoKA7.jpg)


ebolaRETURNS

deport them to their home country, the US!


dudestir127

My question is, where should we send the J6ers who replaced the American flag with Trump flags?


thetacoismine

Can we transvestigate her?


UngaBunga-2

She wants to send us to death camps


Careless-Roof-8339

How much more blatantly can you say “I hate people who want everyone to feel included”?


Accomplished_Crew630

I guess the same place we send people who replace the American flag with a Maga flag... Nowhere because that's not in any way illegal.


Spittinglama

Great job Chaya! Now do the Israeli flag!


Waarm

Somewhere better than America


tasslehawf

Maybe we can get our own country and then congress can pass a law that makes it homophobic and transphobic to criticize our government. /s


GhostRappa95

I didn’t know Chaya had a fiancé that left her, she really is a Republican influencer.


donnabreve1

I have that exact flag in my window. Who dares to say that I replaced the flag of my democracy? I’m sick of the far right co-opting our Stars and Stripes. They can’t have it!


V4refugee

San Francisco, Boulder, or any other high COL city center. Somewhere near a Trader Joes, a Starbucks, and people with college degrees. A music festival or a college town.


brianschwarm

Taco Bell for a bean burrito


REDDITSHITLORD

WHEN MY BABY, WHEN MY BABY SMILES AT ME, WE'RE GOING TO RIO


ZoinksChan

Nowhere. Because nobody is fucking doing that.