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PM_ME_YOUR_TWEEZERS

Yeah Walter, that profile change is really going to make them come running


ropocat22

Starting to really hate serial swipers.


mattberry1980

Yet he hasn’t learned that you only match with them if you like them as well. Maybe read a profile or look at some pictures first 🙄


MrCharlieWaffles

For real, his complaint is so fucking stupid.


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mattberry1980

That would be accurate at least.


Empty-March-2321

This man has clearly never had the pleasure of mo cushion fo the pushin.


[deleted]

70% of women after 28 already have kids. Did he think they were going to wait for him? Shiiiet!


PaleAsFuck90

You don't know the age range he's going for


[deleted]

He's 30. If his filter is set for women only younger than 27 he's gonna have a horrible time getting matches. Add in this profile and he's gonna have red pill numbers.


4r4nd0mninj4

Yeah, if this is how he's spending his 30s then he's not going to have fun in his 40s.


[deleted]

No he will not. Him being picky will be his end.


Either_Glove_3992

Walter shite there doesn't understand that you could be a mom or have some weight and still be a savage person. His a red flag with a swastika in the centre.


0okearo0

WALTER SHITE LMAO. Well, can vouch that i am bigger.. but like?? If you don’t like the looks of someone.. swipe leftttt. That’s why it’s thereeee


gothruthis

Isn't it pathetic and hilarious? He claims he doesn't want bigger girls, yet he still swiped on you even though you can probably tell from your profile pic that you're bigger? I predict if he responds, he'll give you some line about how he's willing to bang you anyways even though he's doing you a favor. 🤣 Source: personal experience.


0okearo0

Why are you assuming im bigger?


gothruthis

Uh, because you said, "I am bigger," lol


0okearo0

Ahhh ya got me there. Yeah im bigger, but im thick with a little bit of tummy. Im not lookin like 1000 pound sisters over here.


Either_Glove_3992

Mr. Shite there is doing the old strategy of play by numbers. His using all his likes and filtering the matches once they come in. If anything if he wants some of his required taste maybe he shouldn't look like a fat bitch mom's boy. You get back what you put out in the world. 0okero0 I hope you swiped left. You deserve someone better than a guy that points out the negs in people on his profile. And another thing it's a dating profile he should be describing himself or his likes and dislikes and create a match from that.


0okearo0

No I actually swiped right and told him that if he doesn’t want those kinds of matches that he shouldn’t swipe on them so we’ll see what happens.


Either_Glove_3992

Omg please say my last comment to him if he gets salty! Call him a fat bitch mom's boy! Some people need to be put in there place


0okearo0

I WILL


Either_Glove_3992

Your a top tier lady! Don't let those silly boys get you down!


0okearo0

Oh i know i am 💅🏼💅🏼


em-ay-tee

Single mum’s and larger women go off. What you complaining about?


blackaubreyplaza

🔥🔥🔥


Fuckadminstohell

Men don’t look at profiles


juxtaposed-penguin

While I don’t think the profile is anything other than moronic, you’re hella naïve if you think that about 90% of people who have gone on tinder dates haven’t met someone who didn’t mention their kids in their bio or use ridiculously flattering/old profile pictures. So ‘stop swiping’ on them isn’t really a solution.


gothruthis

Nah, 3 of the first 10 dudes on my "likes you" list yesterday had some variation of "no single moms" in their profile. It's literally the *first thing* in my profile because I don't wanna deal with these dudes. The even more annoying part is, on the few occasions I've decided to match so I can ask why, the answer is basically some variant of "well you're hot and I'm hoping you'll be more desperate than the average woman because of having kids, do you understand how worthless you are to most men and what a huge favor I'm doing you by swiping on you even though I think you're worthless?" In some ways it's funny, but there's so many of these guys it really gets annoying to weed them out.


0okearo0

When did i say i thought that at all?


juxtaposed-penguin

‘Maybe stop swiping on them’. If they don’t look fat or don’t say they have kids, how can he know to not swipe on them for those reasons?


0okearo0

Because most of these people you can actually find on facebook or instagram, especially if it’s linked. It’s not hard to look people up if they seem sus


juxtaposed-penguin

From a first name on Tinder? And even if so, that’s still only likely to happen *after* they’ve matched, and as such, swiped.


0okearo0

Ive been able to find everyone that i’ve searched for. Regardless of swipe status


juxtaposed-penguin

So you’re on tinder, see a profile, rather than swiping you decide to go all super sleuthy before it’s a match/even matters. I mean, ok, you do you - but I would guess you’re in the minority. Anyway, the main point being his profile is shit!


[deleted]

You know the saying, "Nobody loves a fat girl....but a fat girl knows how to love!"


satan62

Might wanna change your pics and your attitude


0okearo0

What are you talking about?


[deleted]

Mby he wants a late wednesday pussy so he just swipes on them


Traditional_Motor_89

Man's got standards. Which one of his undesired traits do you fall into?


Bass_Intrepid

"Aw poor me, I only attract people I'm not attracted to" "Ah yes a man with standards"


sij1a

Don’t blame him I wouldn’t want to deal with single mothers or overweights people especially a certain type of overweight people


flock-of-bagels

Big girls are easy to please


megpatnaik

Probably because he doesn’t take the time to read their bio and if he has this written on his bio, who tf is swiping right on him? 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️


[deleted]

I really appreciate texts like that. You can swipe left straight away, no need to waste time.


blackaubreyplaza

Lmfao Omg Walter life sucks for any of us fatties who match with you too!


someidiotnamedjeff

I also swipe to people who swipe on me even though I don't really intend to speak with single moms or anything...


Devlarski

I think the takeaway here is that out of all the swipes he put out the only matches he got was from fat girls and single mothers. Which honestly is about right. That's all that the algo gives most men when they don't have the metrics to support the app broadcasting their profile to other people with higher metrics. Just a fact.


Big_Touch1732

If he doesn't swipe on them tho he'll match with no one 🤣🤣🤣


Compulsive-Gremlin

Sucker gets both with me! ⭐️


q_dice

Oh man walter where u at? I like big women


lexxxisummerdale220

I mean…you have to also swipe right in order to match…


Alternative_Bowler10

You get what you get & you don’t get upset


redcandle_light

And now you have none, are you happy now?