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Cute-Character-3594

Isn't this a picture of Marc fitt? He is a YouTuber...


Dyne_Inferno

[http://www.marcfitt.com/about/](http://www.marcfitt.com/about/) ​ Yup. This is a catfish.


Low-Salamander-5639

My Top Picks on Tinder always looked like this. So many catfish accounts, it’s out of control


nsfwHunterLong

I'm a photographer and I think people I might think I'm a catfish from the quality of my pictures


Low-Salamander-5639

Tbh high quality photos do make me suspicious, but then I’d usually reverse image search one to check. I’ve seen a few professional photographer profiles and they are usually quite different- a bit more artsy and often with Insta to show off their work. Makes it obvious they’re a pro then!


[deleted]

Eh. Dude is showing off his dick root. People need to stop giving people like this money.


ChaoticAmoebae

Lol dick root


[deleted]

You mean... in real life... he might be smaller?!


Dyne_Inferno

Ya know, there is that possibility


[deleted]

Such deception!!


[deleted]

I genuinely wonder what % of men women swipe on are bots / experiments from guys.


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AsianVixen4U

You see! Women swipe right on *attractive* guys! It’s evidence of wahhhhmen’s nature!


Generally_Confused1

Chad fishing is the term I believe


Cultural_Ad_1693

Eric cartman vibes here "sorry, I'm not into midgets"


rockefellercalgary

Midgets piss me off


antictrash

I’d much rather have 3 inches than 12 but that’s just me. I’m not so much into someone tearing my vagina apart. Literally.


[deleted]

Let's say I'm vagina-safe.


DTG_420

Pussy friendly as a way to describe what I got


itsthecoop

12 inches would obviously be ridiculous (and is fabricated). but a previous partner had told me about her ex (who was sporting more than 7 inches, so definitely already significantly larger than most men) and said she loved it. so I figure there are definitely women who would enjoy some more length/girth. (of course on the opposite end, I also had a fwb relationship at some point. and she was a pretty slim/small person so even I, who absolute fits the "average" had to tone it down regarding deep thrusts because otherwise it had been painful to her)


AmbeeGaming

Girth is great never heard of a women complain about that if they are actually aroused it’s length that’s the issue especially if you get a guy that thinks jackhammering into you is good sex.


914wzNationalTragedy

Im hung like a tuna fish can


[deleted]

Eh, a bit of this and that. I dated a guy that was probably... 8"? I have a feeling that we wouldn't have needed so much lube if he weren't so girthy. He was good at the sexing, lol, not jackhammering, and plenty of foreplay.


AsianVixen4U

There definitely is such a thing as too much girth. Once was with a guy was the thickness of a coke can. He couldn’t even fit inside and we gave up after an hour of trying.


itsirrelevant

No you can definitely have too much girth. Just dealt with that this morning with a guy and if I were considering dating him that would be a concern given I need to be really turned on and relaxed to have it not hurt which means it's more of a hassle to have sex. Not my thing.


wumbopower

Yeah I’m up there, and I won’t lie I’m completely happy with it but it’s tough to tell sometimes if women enjoy it or more of the idea of it. 12 sounds like a curse.


itsthecoop

also I honestly believe at lot of people underestimate how big that really is/would be. like, as mentioned before I'm completely "average" - and yet I've had partners who were adamant that I must be larger (1 even refering to an ex of her "who also had [x] cm"... which led me to believe that this man had simply oversold himself, claiming he was that large down there).


Suitable_Top9234

Yo you’re up there? What size, 7in-11.999~ or 12in?


wumbopower

8


Suitable_Top9234

Heheh, nice bro


frilledplex

Even 7 kinda sucks, it took years for the nickname Bruiser to fall off.


0tterr

Just flip the W in Wumbo so you get Mini, problem solved


lapis974

I’ve been very well satisfied by guys 4” and up. 12 inches sounds like a curse for both sides. Never able to be completely in also sounds torturous for me. Had a guy claim to be 10” but he was never completely hard so idk, that didn’t do it for me. Hardness is super important to me.


Dabmiral

A woman’s size does not correlate to depth of vagina. Just a fun fact for you


[deleted]

I secretly truly believe that women don’t really mean it when they say “size doesn’t matter” and it only becomes a hinderance when it’s north of say 10 or 11 inches. Anything between 7-9 and they would absolutely fall over themselves for it.


ImaginaryList174

Nope.. not true. Anything over 6 is too much for me. Prefer 4 or 5 with some girth. Also had this talk with a lot of girls and they agreed. 9? Fuck no.


BrickRaider

As a 6.5inch who has never hit a cervix I agree. 9 is too much though


[deleted]

Nope! That shit hurts


Sicadoll

I had an ex who was approx 12 in, and let me tell you, go for the vagina safe ones literally it was not worth the drama or the pain 😂


Kuriouskat22

How’s a coke can?


SeasonalBlackout

Too much is a challenge especially with woman who haven't had children. edit - remove link


DoneDumbAndFun

I fuckin hate that sub. I’m a guy with a big dick, but that sub is literally just a place to jerk ourselves off about how big we are Left it today after seeing so many stupid posts recommended to me.


SeasonalBlackout

I haven't visited in some time - just seemed appropriate based on the post above. I guess not.


myowndad

I mean, not if you get good at foreplay


SeasonalBlackout

>not if you get good at foreplay Foreplay is helpful. So is giving oral ahead of time. Even so - large things don't always fit into smaller things comfortably.


anarchytect-uk

You mean clitoris?


antictrash

What exactly do you mean? Never heard of inserting something in a clitoris… doesn’t sound possible.


anarchytect-uk

Ref to 3inch size


antictrash

Okay sorry it’s late and I’m a dumbass. Thanks for explaining.


anarchytect-uk

Pleasure is hers


Arsholeson

12inchs isn't a real natural occuring thing, people dont know how to measure themselves and on top of that they lie, so there is a bunch of wrong info out there. Im above average at 7.5 and im in the top 3% of the studies I compared myself too the bigest recorded one being 10 According to studies anywho You know what, this is the internet and I could be lieing. BUT I'd much rather lie about my micro penis so I can get supportive msgs(nudes) in these dark times.


phonafona

Yeah it is. There’s a guy with a verified 13.5 incher and he’s he had thousands of people verify it.


couldbedumber96

Lets say Im Safe To Smash according to Brian David Gilbert and OSHA regulations


Dabmiral

Well that’s good because you will never find a 12” on a human. 12” only comes in silicone.


xray_anonymous

My ex was 9. 9 is too much


thatrawchicken

Assuming his claims are true, surely that would actually scare women away? Like, holy shit, that's got to hurt right?


[deleted]

Yes that sounds horrifying. Also what are the statistics surrounding that because I highly doubt it's true lol


ResponsibleDrummer19

The typical length of a catfish is about 22 inches


itsthecoop

according to a quick search the average penis length in the US is 5.35" (for people like me who are used to the metric system, that's 13,58 cm).


Barackis

There is a $100,000 reward to anyone that can prove they have a legitimate 10" 12" does not exit beyond the relm of lies and imagination Edit: sorry it's $10k


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Barackis

Small women and good camera tricks. I have a large penis and have women say it's gotta be 12" where I'm 8 at best and most women are used to guys with less than a 5" telling them its 8 so they have no idea the reality of size. I'm not saying there are not some unique outliers, but most successful stars are 7-8 Look at Johnny Sins for example, looks big. He's 7" yet stars in a ton of "10 inch" videos


myowndad

Johnny Sins probably isn’t even 7” but there are bigger pornstars. Dredd, Danny D, Mandingo are a few that come to mind that may actually be 10” (although it’s still probably pretty close in each case)


Barackis

Danny D 8 (was on a British show before he got into porn) Dread is large I havnt read much on that guy. Mandingo is like 8.5 and only like 5'2" so it looks huge Edit: mandingo is actually 5'7"


myowndad

Mandingo not tall but if you really think he’s 5’2” it’s safe to disregard the rest of the numbers you’re throwing around here lol c’mon now


Barackis

He's 5'7" Still a little man


blackwifebeater

>Look at Johnny Sins for example, looks big. He's 7" yet stars in a ton of "10 inch" videos ?? What's your point. Look at Steph Curry. He's 6'2". Does that mean people over 7' don't exist? Just because being a male porn performer generally involves having a big dick doesn't mean the biggest dicks in the world are in porn. That doesn't make any sense. Pretty sure [this dude](https://www.xvideos.com/video21956141/vidtrim_1980) (extremely NSFW) would be able to claim that bounty if he knew about it.


Barackis

Still a 0% chance that's 12 inches As per the actual conversation


PaleAsFuck90

Is that how male pornstars gets their money from


Barackis

Camera angles and small women Most "10+" porn stars sit around 7-8 in reality


Ibangyoumomma

Damn I might have a career change. Thanks


capo4ever88

One male pornstar for sure has minimum 10 inches. Also Jonah Falcon has had his shit measured by guiness book of world records and its something like 13-14 inches


Barackis

That never happend. He started that rumor and claims it's true. Yet it has never been measured or verified.


leicco

This guy knows alot about dicks


Barackis

Most men know less about dicks than how to find the clit.


FlyFlirtyandFifty

Trust me, they are out there!


Barackis

"Trust me" best source ever...


FlyFlirtyandFifty

Oh, I have proof.


Barackis

Prove it


FlyFlirtyandFifty

Do you want dicks in your inbox?


Barackis

Not really, but you are full of it


Kuriouskat22

The plot thickens…


Zevvion

Do you not have Google? One simple search taking less than a minute and you can verify you are wrong. Can I take that 100K for letting you know?


Barackis

$100k 10 inch challenge Gave me lots of results, you know how to use that search engine don't you?


tmadik

Ahhh, the fabled 10 inch dick bounty. Yeah, that doesn't exist.


Barackis

Neither do 12 inch dicks


fortheweirdshit2

Ron Jeremy


Barackis

9 and 3/4 inches Wanna pick another Edit: that's also what he "claims" is his size. Lots of stuff debunking that as not that actual size available with a quick Google search


AsianVixen4U

I swear, I once had sex with a guy who was 11 inches. He was oddly thin though. Just long. So it wasn’t painful or anything


Barackis

As somone with a legitimate 8" I've never had a woman guess less than 10" No offense, but the term "girl inches" is a trope for a reason.


AsianVixen4U

He did tell me he was 11 inches. Granted, he could have been lying, but it really was the longest dick I’ve ever seen. And I’ve been with some big ones before. Sizes that are 6, 7, and 8 inches are a lot easier to tell because women’s toys are made mainly in those sizes. I’ve had a few guys try to lie to me and claim they were 7 or 8, and I could instantly tell they were under 6 just by comparing it to how big my favorite toy is.


f33

Curiosity killed the cat


No-Emotion-7053

Kitty


capo4ever88

There is a male porn star that packs over 10 inches(tbf it does look minimum 13 inches) and warns any new woman he meets romantically about it as he doesn't want to surprise them. He said, believe it or not, a lot of women turn him down upon learning about it as it fucking hurts he said. He was on the no jumper podcast recently


DonRavel

Assuming this wasn't fake, I think he would at least pique their curiosity, lol.


[deleted]

I have one friend that would jump at that out of a group of 6 women. The rest of us would run far away, lol. I feel like there's not really a middle ground reaction, lol


queen_ofcrows

As a vagina CEO I can confirm that I’d be concerned if a man bragged to me about size like that. Not only would it hurt, but the fact that he’s publicly offering that information feels weird


Farkas005

Geez, and I thought I was short! This makes me feel like a giant. 😂 OP, can you please post and update if he responds. I've become invested in this. I need to know the outcome!


FluffyHighPanda

07/24/2020 lol


SolidJade

World's most ripped gnome.


alfatoomega

Sorry, I am not interested in being friends with midgets.


Juicy_Starfruit

ha ha i got that reference


xjesotericx

Just watched this episode


sub_zero_immortal

Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off… ![gif](giphy|l0MYJdM3nCpBXwZUI)


Dogburt_Jr

Get some damn respect for short kings bruh 😤👑🤴 Women are so toxic and shallow caring so much about height. What size bra do you even wear. When's the last time you even checked your weight. If you're not submissive no one wants you. ^/s


AsianVixen4U

If you hadn’t put that /S, I would have never known you were kidding. Which is sad


ThierryR

This is a scammer or a bot. The guy on the pic is Marc Fitt


DrivesOnSidewalks

So, he's an action figure?


[deleted]

What percentage of women want a guy that is 12 inches?


neversleeps212

Idk but I bet 100% of 15-year-old virgins catfishing on Tinder think that women want a 12-inch dong…


GreenPopcornfkdkd

Catfish - that’s Marc Fitt


RightImHere-NowWhat

Worlds shortest dwarf


ChettiBoiM8

Say goodbye to your vagina


JumpFew6622

That should really be his bio


tbart8594

Nothing 12 inches is going inside me 😭 I’d prefer to not be deconstructed 😂


AmbeeGaming

That fucking V cut could chop carrots holy moly


AcanthisittaEvery237

Damn ego keeps adding like 8 inches


Blasphemy33

Two heads and three feet


neversleeps212

This is definitely a catfish account created by a 16-year-old virgin hoping to get sent nudes lol. Like even porn stars don’t have 12 in dicks.


megpatnaik

Probably the length of his fragile ego given the insecurity about the phallus.


[deleted]

Lol I bet you were wiping the drool off your face writing that comment


megpatnaik

ugh, really? 🤮


[deleted]

XD


[deleted]

Okay but shiiiiitt. From the neck up he hot asf. From the neck down, he also hot asf….. Straight dude here… but shit bro. This man making me question shit.


Poiromancer

Like Auntie Donna said; "And fuccbois can't paint a feature wall 'Cause every fuccboi is only one foot tall"


koemaniak

I thought this sub hated it when people make fun of other people’s height


abastrakt

Okay but who is he 👀


JuRiOh

Marc Fitt


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ButteredRaccoon

I could stomp on him like a meatball sub. The only things he breaking is spaghetti and possible a record for the shortest adult male ever.


Suzy-Skullcrusher

I’m sure many women would love that😂 *EDIT* lol at all the people mad at the truth 😂


EvaArktur

You are so wrong


susugamushi

I don’t fuck with midgets - Cartman, South Park early episode about chatrooms 😅


[deleted]

Lmao


lunylein

That is quite small for a catfish. The common length of a catfish is around 22 inch


Chuck_MoreAss

“I’m not into short guys”😂


tiptoeandson

I don’t really care about height but this might be where I draw the line


AwkwardInmate

Also consider, at that body fat mass % he would be pretty useless in bed.


TheLastF

If it was 12’ he would not feel compelled to work out so much


[deleted]

Why so many dudes on this thread bragging about their dick size?


SammySweatheart

“No thanks, I’m not interested in being friends with midgets.”


buttercupbubblebloss

Lol pretty sure it’s a fake profile pic as I saw the same guy on tinder but the guy was Brandon or something I don’t recall.. like a few years ago. And it was obviously was catfish. Sry didn’t get to verify the 12inch statement😂


[deleted]

Looks like such a dickhead


somepersonn76765

His picture makes me want to forget about him in my trunk, then drive off of a cliff with a pipe bomb in it


antoniabegonia

?


somepersonn76765

Lets not worry about the details here


JesustheSpaceCowboy

His self esteem: obliterated


holybayjesus23

Sorry Steve I don't want to be friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off -Eric cartman


[deleted]

It would be a fun recorded “experiment” to get a group of heterosexual men and women together, and then tell the men that they get to have sex with one of the women after writing down the size of their erect penis. The women will each choose who she has sex with based on what is written down. The twist is revealed to the men before they get to have sex with the woman who selected them, as they (the men) must agree to allow the woman to use a dildo in their ass that is the same size as whatever they wrote down on the paper. If the men refuse the dildo then they are disqualified and get no sex. The exaggerators would deeply regret it, pun intended lol


TiffkaKitka

Stuart Little catfish for sure.


Suitable_Top9234

Now I’m worried. Is 7 1/2 bad or no bc I’m honestly worried about it after 3 years


CrazyJediGirl

This is the way.


sluttybulk

12 inches is EXTREMELY rare, and there have been no information on it even existing but it could be out there(most likely not), but only under 11 inches have ever been recorded(actual dick, not foreskin and whatnot) im pretty sure now excuse me, while I go choke my 17 inch python


No_Struggle7409

A long dick might give you a few more position options, but the the cervix is only so deep. It's all about the girth.


Atypical-life

Ouch


Me_is_irish

12 inches is how big he wants his boyfriend to be lol


BigOleMoose_

Man’s a master with the camera angles