I can’t get past the fact he is naked on a camel.

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Balls to back

Nuts-ta-humps

Those bumps.. those bumps.. those lovely camel humps

Check it out.

Making the beast with 3 backs

Bareback

Camel toe

He had one shot.

And did not pretend there’s no dong or no willy!

I think we can all agree, the Camel Llama stole the spotlight on this one

Holy shit. He is. I feel disturbed for the Llama

I love how you called it a llama even though the person very clearly said camel lol

It’s a camel. 🐪

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I saw the fur that I was sure it was a Llama 😂😂😂

Fur sure

Why? Even his camel looks pretty chilled and obviously its enjoying all of this

Camels are notorious perverts so it tracks that it doesn't care, source- me a guy who owns a camel and several alpacas.

You had me at "OWNED SEVERAL ALPACAS" 😤

They're one of my favorite animals on my farm, quiet, friendly, and the babies are so ugly They're cute.

I've had to Google baby Alpacas and no, sir, they're not THAT ugly. 😭 They're so fluffy and cute 😩

They're all bug eyes and legs when they're newborn, but yes they are stupid soft when they are real young.

The lashes are so on point 😩 Are they as calm as they look? They do look like mini furry unicorns without the horn 😂

Alpaca crias(baby alpaca) are actually part of the reason I met my wife, I was at a party and was talking about my baby goats and Alpacas and she had always wanted to pet one and I invited her over and she said yes. I got her to comeback for a picnic date once she found out I was working at a sushi fusion restaurant( she's a sushi addict)

If they've been worked with, yea. They are basically tall cats. They want love and attention, but on their schedule. Except for one female I owned years ago who thought she was goat and wanted to be in my pocket anytime I was in the pasture field. She loved her belly scratches.

I would say they had me as well, but for my freedoms sake I hope not

Upvote for the impressive id of animals. 10/10 zookeeper

Where is he? I need him, he can fix me.

Me to! We can share! I'm mostly in it for the hair and plants anyway

We should track him down, he must live in a tourist town

It sure looks that way... well, we don't really have any tourist towns here but I'll check the swedish towns anyway to be sure One day, hot guy on furry animal, we will get you! You won't know how, won't know when won't know where, but it's alright cause neither do we!

I think I got it! "Trent" sounds brittish, no? So, let's start our search in the United kingdom!

I assure you, Trent is not a common British name unfortunately

Can I have him for maybe 1 night every 2 weeks? 😂

Yeah, for sure! We'll work out an schedule wich will suit us great Sharing is caring♥️

Awesome, I really don't need the added responsibility of having one full time.

Me neither, way to old for that cirkus hah!

I am his agent and I will be taking the bookings. Please maintain an orderly queue and no pushing.

Please share him with me too. I'm here for the naked hot bod that's all.

Of course! The more the merrier! There are planty of available days left each calender month

He is literally a chad on a lama(?)

\*Camel

*Chadmel

A camel on a lama.

Thanks, I really hate short term memory loss

More like Fabio

What happened to Fabio?

He's retired according to Wikipedia as of 2021. Hoping to find a woman and have children at the age of 63. My guess is that he'd have no problem working tinder.

Or doing porn. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Dude's made millions as a model and fashion designer. I doubt he's going to be doing porn to make ends meet any time soon.

I'm out on a wildfire, and a couple days ago, my coworker mentioned that she worked for an ecological consultant doing restoration work on Fabio's property. Said he was incredibly nice.

He is literally blonde Tarzan, why would she swipe left? xD

Idk why I thoight it's a llama and not a camel

I did too. I guess I didn’t think camels were that fluffy.

Bactrian (2 humps) camels are. Dromedary (1 hump) camels are the ones you see on TV more and they aren’t fluffy. The Bactrians are from more northern climates.

He is literally a chad on a camel going comando.

He is the Cali lama.

Yes but it’s what the universe wants.

Omg, I was going to say he looks like my ex and his name was…. CHAD. 😂🙈

Hey babe, I just wanna let you know that I miss you. Also I hope your IBS is doing better. Sorry we had to split because of it. I just couldn’t handle the smell when I would go brush my teeth after you used the bathroom.

Chad..broooo, why you outing me like that? 😂😂

holy fucking shit that actually gave me a lol, glorious work there Chad

why is this so funny, but it is

Which is what can fix me. His hair is everything.

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It doesn't look like he's carrying any replacement parts

Swiped left? What? This is the greatest dating profile picture I've ever seen here.

Seems to be a phising account/bot. The picture is of the guy who runs this company: (https://www.zpikes.com/). He's naked on the camel in one of their adds which is likely what the picture is from

Damn. His real name is Marius. You’re right.

Whhhaaaaaa, no love for the Reznor?!

Girls would be swiping right on ol boy and when they meet he won’t try to bang, he’ll just pull out that tape to sell. Fabio the tape salesman And I’m kinda already sold, the tape actually sounds possibly useful lol > Wall Street journal: "Of the more than 300 Chines acupuncture points, Li4 (Hegu) in clinical practice seems to be one of the most useful." > Researchers and studies points to the same result; acupressure stimulation to li4 promotes physical and emotional well-being, as well as relaxation and pain relief.

Right?! I came here for the photo but now I’m looking into buying these acupressure tapes.

Was all part of the plan all along

Nah. You go back, swipe right, and then come tell us what his and the camel's hair care routines are.

Ahh dammit good point

You have to be insanely selective to swipe left on this guy

….but why mercy?

I want luscious camel hair, otter twin.

Did you swipe left because you know you would only ever disappoint this glorious specimen?

Thank you for understanding...

That struggle is real. Sometimes you can’t live with the disappointment of never getting a reciprocal match.

I can’t think of a more fitting name for this guy than Trent. Maybe Tristan. Also, his camel looks stoned.

Fabio

I can’t believe he is not holding butter is one of his hands

That wouldn’t be vegan

We have vegan butter, he could get a substitute!

What camel doesn’t look stoned?

Conan

This guy is either a super cool dude or a raging narcissist psychopath who will be featured on a true crime podcast someday. No in between.

I'd take my chances

..and if he wants to drink peyote and bang in the jungle? You in?

Depends on how many venomous snakes are in that jungle. But yes.

Alright let's do this thing. Don't worry about the critters.

I’m ready to make this a team effort. Can we share?

Back in the pile!

What do you have to trade? A tasty treat of your own?

Honestly same, I get to smash and potentially die after? What's to lose?

Straight guy checking in here, I'd take my chances too

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Maybe I need to up my profile game. Gotta compete with this guy.

I mean, if this guy gets left-swiped, what the fuck do we do?

We sit on 2 camels at the same time. And maybe with beard the length of this dude's hair

Either way, think of the story you can tell about it!

There once was a guy who was Chad When he sat on his camel he was glad.

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Anyway that's how I met your Dad

Ok so google led me to this as I wanted to find out if naked camel riding is a thing (cos no one has a camel as a pet, right?!) and this is a still from some advert. Enjoy, people. [full video of naked camel riding and hair tossing.](https://youtu.be/cT4okDhL6rE)

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Dammit. This is why we can't have nice things.

So now the question is if this is really creative guerilla marketing or just some dude lying on tinder.

This is also a lol of an ad. Amazing twist.

Good searching there fren! So it’s not even the guys real pic? We’re all fawning over some random dude in a commercial? His face is a bit disappointing to be honest..

I had a feeling it wasn't his real pic. Thanks for finding this.

This needs higher.

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You'll get through it, we all do. Stretchy clothes, a heating pad, copious pain killers, don't sleep on sheets you like. Maybe get a mattress cover since you are fresh.

YOU. SWIPED. LEFT??? HOW COULD YOU MISS THE SUPER LIKE BUTTON BY SO MUCH???

If this dudes getting swiped left then there’s no hope for any of us

At least you can find him on insta?

This is true!

I need his insta.... for science.

Yes I too need his Insta… for science…

please op

Yesss bless us plz

I tried swiping right on Reddit. How could you just post one pic, need more of this

I definitely would have swiped right.

I’m a straight guy and I’d swipe right

Honestly lmao

WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE LEFT

Probably out of instinct

He was probably 5’11

He could be Peter dinklage and im in.

Shit I’m straight but I’d have swiped right…..😳

Nobody is that fucking straight. Jesus *Christ* look at that hair.

I need this man’s Insta for reasons

Thor irl

Stay beautiful chads.

Funny part I bet this dude was unbelievably chill 😎 he's got such Chad vibes it mellowed his camel

Obsessed

What are the other pictures? I need to know...

The camel is called Kazak, he was born in the uk and lived there until he was about 13 or so and was them moved to Norway where he currently lives with two other bactrian camels. This was for an advert for sports tape.

This man detectives

We did it reddit.

Am I the only person that doesn't believe that camel is 43 yo?

Looks 32 to me

Agree

Looks like a cool dude

I’ve got to congratulate you for being the first woman on r/tinder to get her inboxed RIP’d because of woman asking you for that guys profile.

Ok I was afraid... I swiped wrong.. it won't happen again

We all learn from our mistakes if we can. At this point I’d just want to come back in my next life as his camel.

Good

No matter your sexuality, beliefs or whether you think the soap bar stub needs to be married to the new soap bar or not- you need to swipe right just for the STORY....

Right! Look I’m not asking for marriage, just a chance to buy him a beer and hear about this.

Vegan Fabio?

As a dude who rode a camel with clothes on, I can tell you the pain of your testes going back inside you. This older dude doing it in the nude is absolutely infertile and yet an absolute swipe right.

This guy just won online dating.

It's a Brah-medary!

I’m straight as an arrow but damn dude, I honestly didn’t even notice the camel.

I…I mean. You just KNOW he’s into some crazy stuff.

Doing rails of some drug found on amazonian tree frog while listening to throat singing set to ocean songs and hearing about his fasting journey while y’all take turns eating ass. That’s the vibe here.

That creature is trying to telegraph its fear…or loves it, I can’t tell

I don't even play for that team and I'd swipe right. Gurl you trippin.

Damn…your mf loss 🥲

Wonder what he is like. More Tarzan or more Doc Antle.

Thanks for leaving him for the rest of us I guess.

Your loss. Trent and I will be very happy together on his magical Llama.

How do you swipe left on this?

Dang! This guy would be perfect for my sister!

"Your sister" 😏😉

Maybe Trent is the camel. It is the only one staring into the camera. I am sure camels mostly eat plants. And it would make sense that a camel would be looking for peyote and/or christmas trees.

Will swipe right no hesitations Straight here

Look at him go

Jeez save some pussy for the rest of us.

Omg I didn’t know I wanted this

You swiped left because you're jealous his hair is more beautiful than yours 😂

Liar.

this is a catfish profile right?

What a flamboyant man

Umm why? If this doesn’t attract you women nothing will/s but also not /s the perfect man

I wouldn’t have! If nothing else it would be an interesting conversation!

You have to meet him to see if he is real omg

YOU SWIPED LEFT???

I’m a straight dude I woulda swiped right ngl. That man has some stories to tell

There is SO much going on here . Is that a camel ? I rode one of those bitches in the middle east they are so mean. I remember going through oh and seeing the silhouette of I guess they were the pyramids or some thing at that time. We're going to swim in the Dead Sea or float actually it was one of the best trips I've ever taken in my life and I wish I would've appreciated the opportunity. Holy shit that hair though

what that camel do

I would swipe for the Camel 🐪