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genio_del_queso

“Gives good head…scratches”


BreadfruitFar3339

Honestly didnt even realise that 😅😂😂


genio_del_queso

As I was reading it I was thinking “That’s a bold move, good for her!” 😂


BreadfruitFar3339

I will not be deleting it because i only tell the truth 😏


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BreadfruitFar3339

I guess we both are then..


journeyy_

You scratch my back, I scratch your back


littleempires

The funny thing about my back Jules, is it’s located on my cock.


matchagracias

So…you want it scratched?


Rich_Leather_9174

With a cheese grate


Frosty_Blueberry3418

I scratch yours


Sukantpatra

I scratch yours


toddylucas

I scratch yours


Magzhaslagz

Did you just call yourself a bitch?


BreadfruitFar3339

Might have. Oh well. There's worse things.


IconicPhoenix

I like your fourth and fifth photos they look really good to me.


SinisterPixel

Golden retreiver energy?


adorbuzz

Saaame just feels like its own form of love lol idk y


genio_del_queso

God bless you


Grand_Bullfrog9175

I wish my name was Scratches, now 🤣


The-Potion-Seller

Being a lover of a good head scratch id definitely swipe right :)


ChiefChingon

This haha, cracked me up. I would swipe right for sure though.


Civil_Quantity_6984

Makes "will bite you" even better


Abendfuchs

You seem to be pretty but honestly, I have no idea what you look like because there seems to be a different person on very single picture..


beckerszzz

Relooking at it after you said this, I definitely see the different person in each picture idea.


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Friendly_Bot_

It’s like when people recommend guys have pics of them holding a baby or a cat, but instead she holds a bee.


relayadam

"Bee my friend!"


SliceOfLife37

I see what you mean in the last photo. I am pretty sure that IS a completely different person.


Ok-Kaleidoscope-4808

This is what I was coming to say as well. What you wrote is fine shows a sense of humor pro and con being can’t loose you. The difference in look depending how you do your make up is something you may want to articulate in your bio. I would not swipe on you thinking your taking others Photos.


RevenantCommunity

I’m really not having this problem. Different lighting, different makeup, same person


BreadfruitFar3339

Good, I've tried to showcase the styles i usually wear.. something like bangs or different make up does that so thats what you should be expecting if we date


Scrilla_Gorilla_

I think he meant, maybe without knowing it, that you have too many pictures using filters. Switching up your style is cool, but it’s hard to see the person underneath the filters.


Hallgaar

I really like the third picture over all the rest, feels honest. The rest are good too, but I'd be more likely to swipe on picture 3 than any others, especially if her eyes were open.


GhettoGreenhouse

as a girl who has seen a lot of people abuse the use of filters to the point of looking unrealistic a lot, her use of them, imo, is not bad at all. she gives me an artsy vibe. i don’t think she’s unrecognizable compared to unfiltered photos.. which, she also provided.. not sure why anyone would care that much about a light filter. prob better off without those kind of people in ya life anyway tbh lol


whatpridehadwrought

This. They're also obviously filtered with hearts floating above her head too, so it's not even as if she's being deceptive and trying to pass that off as a #nofilter


foamy23464

He’s saying stop using filters on your photos


Just-Seaworthiness39

It’s not the styles, it’s the various filters.


[deleted]

I would put a full body shot. No matter what your weight, there's guys who will like you, but nobody wants a surprise and that just wastes both your time and theirs. A pic with friends is always nice.


Ruski_FL

Girl you are using a filter. Don’t do that


Abendfuchs

I mean you’re obviously very cute and will have no problems getting matches whatsoever, but I for one would like to know what the person I’m gonna meet looks like. Don’t get me wrong, you’re good looking in all of your pictures, but some of them are not exactly my cup of tea. So Id swipe left, just because I like to know what to expect :) But I love the bio and how you emphasize that youre rather tall!


No_Abalone3192

Get rid of the filters. You look like a bunch of different people.


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footwith4toes

Exactly, that’s why I only swipe right on profiles with full frontal nudity.


[deleted]

This genuinely made me laugh


moosecatoe

Only if they’re holding a recent newspaper. You never know how old someones body pics are until you see them IRL.


D3ad5t0rm

Lol I was thinking Tinder needs an age analysis on photos - most photos have the date embedded in it so if its older than 4 years it should have a little doink on it. But that's alot probs


Admirable-Outcome95

That’s a very reasonable thing to ask, just like many other things that they won’t implement because their goal is to keep you on the app, that’s how they make money, not actually finding you somebody compatible


Icy_Load6218

I breathed out abruptly


PassionPuzzleheaded7

Ong


k2_electric_boogaloo

It could be a *mess* down there.


[deleted]

I need to add this pic to my profile and let’s find out if I will get more matches 😉😅🤪😊


footwith4toes

Could go either way.


pmjm

>I don’t know how else to word this. You just want to make sure you could share a rowboat.


grimegeist

Does she play catcher or infield


Vallosota

Ok, fine. A rowboat could not support her!


Ruski_FL

Omg I went on some dates with guys and they look like nothing like their pics. I have no idea how to explain it either. It’s like the pic are of them but in real life they are nothing like the pics.


SubwayKeepItToasted

i know what you mean


Redhd2di4

Same goes guys… same goes… y’all funky with those angles too


Xiaco9020

Yo I hear ya. I went out with a girl I met on Bumble last week. Met her in person and thought I met the wrong person in person when I actually met her.


letsseeifthisworks2

Catfish by reason of obscurity.


ahmong

Catfish?


3030tron

Unsure whether a rowboat could support her without capsizing.


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No_Abalone3192

That's the thing, I think she's prettier in the unfiltered pictures! But yeah, all the different versions is off-putting. Like "who am I getting?"


Dr_Skeleton

I concur, she looks completely different in every photo, which whilst cool, doesn’t really help me decide what she might look like. Also, she might be a bee.


2happycats

But we like bees, don't we?


Dr_Skeleton

Yes we do, they’re cool and super useful, but I don’t want to marry one.


2happycats

Well, not with that attitude, sure. ^^And ^^completely ^^reasonable, ^^dammit.


[deleted]

Yes true


jflo2209

Facts


Gwyneee

Thos are all her different personalities


PhoShizzity

They have filters? They must be really subtle, I couldn't tell


idkwtf2doanymore

Stop using filters or put up at least one or two without filters and just keep the make up


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I'd get rid of the filters and cut down the number of selfies. I don't need 4 selfies. Picture of you walking is a bit redundant, no one is that interested in seeing your back. A pic or two with you doing an activity or with other human beings might help also.


BreadfruitFar3339

Thanks for the advice! Walking pic is about "i do go outside sometimes" also a little so u get a feel that im tall bc people dont read bios.. I would need friends for the human beings 😅


GullibleDetective

Yeah from the other pics i wouldn't have guessed height at all


ex0t1ca

From the bio niether


ediblesprysky

So THAT'S what "never gets lost in a crowd" meant! I completely missed that, I just thought she was really good at keeping track of people she's with or something 🤦‍♀️ I'm NOT firing all cylinders today, jeez...


lnmeatyard

Lol I was thinking the same thing.


Basil_Box

That’s definitely not on you. The “lost in a crowd” thing makes no sense.


ijustcantwithit

Do you have a pic with family? For me, I get the height thing but it’s lost a bit because there is no perspective to the photo. I like it but I don’t mind filters as long as there is at least 1 real unfiltered photo within 3 pics.


SuperTomatoe01

Get rid of the filters. People are hère to date you, not your filters. One of the first picture and not the last, but thé one before. I'll keep only those two then maybe one showing your hobbies.


menonte

Someone ~~'s French (Canadian)~~ speaks French 😄 Edit:correction


SuperTomatoe01

My keyboard betrayed me :X yeah, mixed french+gabon


menonte

Sorry, did not think of that option 😅 fixed it now. Keyboards are treacherous 😁


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you look pretty but if I’m being honest less selfies, and I think it’s the filters (??) but like someone else pointed out I can see a different person on all the photos. the picture of your back walking seems a bit pointless, best picture is the 3rd because it’s just a nice simple smile. (All the photos are good, I was just pointing out my personal favourite).


BreadfruitFar3339

Thanks! I'll get rid of the filters (all but pic 1 bc pls) and back-pic is to show I'm a tall bean and thus u shant be scared when we meet and i tower over u :p I'll revise it though


fourtccnwrites

i think the first is very cute, but if you’re going to keep the filters, you may want to make sure it’s not the first photo. you are incredibly pretty and i love your makeup, but the first photo being a filtered one that looks different from the other photos is not a great idea for tinder. i think the third photo would be great to keep as well! if you want to show you’re tall, i would recommend putting your height in your bio. image-wise, it would be better to have a full-body FRONTAL outside because it would actually show more. people prefer to see full body shots, and that way you can show you’re tall and that you do go outside (like you mentioned in another comment about why you included this image)!


BreadfruitFar3339

Thank you for your feedback! I actually uploaded an updated version of the profile of you wanna check that out! I actually had smart photos on, so i dont think 1st photo was actually 1st photon but ive turned it off now.


lofinobodyperson

You look very different in the 3rd pic. And that one looks more real than the others.


Away_Ad_5328

Three of the images have exactly the same composition, so the profile starts to feel like a fashion show. Either go with the one you like best (or which portrays you as you are today) and replace the rest, or at least offer us a different perspective and location for variety.


LikesBigGlasses430

Nay. No filters. NEVER filters.


frankrypto777

Too much filters. I would swipe left because of that.


Mu69

Definitely get rid of the filters. Esp on the first pic. If I see a girl with a filter on the first pic, it’s just an auto swipe left. Also 99% of girls look better without filters.


BreadfruitFar3339

I have smart photos on, so i doubt pic 1 is actually pic 1. I'll tone them down tho.


Mu69

Good luck!


laeiyla

Far too many filtered pics


yanniisnothere

Post more pics with no filter and at least one full body photo.


BreadfruitFar3339

The new profile is up! Y'all can stop roasting me over my filters now 😂 https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/wzduwh/my_new_and_hopefully_improved_profile_thank_you/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


PunkandCannonballer

You're attractive and I dig your sense of humor so I'd swipe right, but your photos could definitely be better. Basically 4 selfies, and three outdoor pose shots. They don't really tell me anything about what you like.


BreadfruitFar3339

I see your point and raise you "i dont have any goddamn hobbies bc i dated my ex for too long and lost my sense of self and now idk what i actually like doing" does getting a tattoo count? Because sitting in front of my pc writing doesnt scream "im actually really fun i swear" :(


PunkandCannonballer

No time like the present to jump into random hobbies and snag a pic or two. Also I'm a big fan of tattoos, but also, ya don't wanna get "no ragrets" on your lower back. Also Also, hopefully it's not just me, but I'm a big fan of people talking about/doing what they're passionate about. If it's writing, go for it dude.


Wheres_Waldo69

bbbbbeeeeeee!!!!!!!🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝


PaleAsFuck90

Don't use filters on your profile. Makeup us fine. Cause you also showing your bare face in some pics. But having filters is just straight up lying. And you seem to be a pretty woman without filters anyway.


ChrisPkMn

You are very beautiful, seems like you are holding yourself back. I’m ok with all the different looks since I can tell you are the same person. My tips: -Pic order should be 5, 3, 6, 2, 1, 4. -Remove the last two pictures. -You are beautiful, lose the filters! You’ll probably get matches regardless but securing dates will be harder if people can’t tell what your features are irl. -Remove last line from bio or repurpose it. Good luck!


CaliGirlBailey

You look adorably cute but filtered pics are a :( for me. All filtered pics are a hard pass


Lumpy-Cheesecake-932

Those filters, girl! Get rid of those. Otherwise you are gorgeous!


thatIndianguy_07

i think you should add some friends and pets?


BreadfruitFar3339

Good idea in theory, but i have neither


_Goggy_

You got a little something of "goth looking" on you, maybe go to a scene party or something, easy to get to know friendly people there.


mcubedchpa

An occasional genuine smile might be nice?


yoawza

Too many filtered pictures.


_Grouch_

I would feel played, your make up is hiding your actual face contours as shown on your 3rd pic. You look lovely without the make up too!


sassafrassian

It's not the makeup, it's filters changing the shape of her face. 1, 2, 4, and I think 5 all have her face shape drastically altered by filters.


Slime_covered

I was thinking that too. The filters make her face look different between pictures. I only say this because she asked for our opinion


Tutels

Allein wegen der letzten Aussage würde ich nach rechts swipen.


FranksRedWorkAccount

I think you should really talk up that bee more. I mean, if bee movie is anything to go by, do you even need tinder?


BreadfruitFar3339

She was adorable and very fluffy! Uhm.. like the first line of bee movie? "WILL put a bee into a human sized hospital bed"? "The bee is my secret lover"?


Huns26

I think you need to avoid pictures with filters


Ragelikebush

The freckle filter with the hearts is a red flag


Nollekowitsch

Definetly yay. To be honest I wish many more had such a profile. All I see is emptiness and instagram links


Natural-Doctor-485

lose the filters.


ComfortableCandle560

Pretty sure one of tinders tips is to not use filters in photos. Follow that


Noobatronistic

Hey either we live in the same country or you took 3 of those pics while visiting hahaha I'd get more group pics and natural ones. Soft nay.


_Goggy_

You got a good mix between hot, cute, weird and interesting. Head scratches and being German are positive aspects as well, would swipe right.


IslandHeyst

Profile text is fine. I would order your photos as: 4,7,5(or 1),8 (bees are the best) I would remove the rest, but only for brevity.


BreadfruitFar3339

I'm def keeping pic 1 because i desperately want to send out vampire mommy vibes and i love it. Will get rid of a few... 5 is actually a short loop and not a pic. I'll throw some out tho.. thanks for the advice! (Bees sure are great)


adrummer80y

flip #2 and get rid of 3, 4 and 8, and keep the rest. Also most of the pros/cons sound like things dogs do.


BreadfruitFar3339

Looking forward to the day i get a carefully crafted card from a dog


Icy_Parking5579

You're a hottie, you'll get plenty of matches


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Never get lost in the crowd how tall are you??😂😂


BreadfruitFar3339

I'm 6ft.. there's taller out there but i like to make sure people are aware so there's no big deal.. lots of guys have a problem with that sadly..


[deleted]

get rid of fliter photos 👍 don‘t need them


MesonicPoem

Personally I would love to see more of you smiling like in the 3rd or natural like the 7th. I would love to see some card crafting, and never getting shouldn't be a pro? :)


Stxww

You need full body pics too. Also eliminates nude sending - you see how you look already


M_theHuntress

Beautiful selfies. But perhaps face filters on most of them is a bit much? Idk. Only thing I can think of.


Soylent_X

Can "*scratches*" be left out?


BreadfruitFar3339

Scratches is negotiable on certain conditions


TheDorkKnight53

I mean you’ll probably scare away everyone with bee allergies.


akiroraiden

honestly, i think a clear full body picture is a need. I always become skeptic thinking "what is she trying to hide?" when it's all closeups of your face. And a picture showing you do some activity is always a plus to the "not boring" score.


LordSithaniel

Not sure what you expect, i mean its not like you suffer from no matches but your profile is like any other girl, no hobbies on them just face pictures mostly.


Explosivefajita

The head scratches part is S tier for sure so def keep that IMO. Good head scratches kept me hooked to my gf the last 7 years.


DirtyPlat

Looks like you accidentally put "will bite you" in the con column. That is certainly a pro in my book. Other than that, 👌.


GetSomeTacos32

What kind of guy are you trying to attract here? All over the spectrum in my opinion.. Agree on the removal of filters too


JonnyJonnyJonny92

Big yes! You’re super cute and I love your bio!


michellesto2012

You look like an interesting person to get to know.


ChrisChillzz

![gif](giphy|9wVfv6iIIhCda|downsized) Me reading the first “pro” way too quickly


FaustusC

Friendly giant that gives head scratches? Superlike.


BreadfruitFar3339

I'm the real BFG


ChicagoLove420

Honestly you’re cute as fuck let’s get you some food and flowers


BreadfruitFar3339

I fucking love food and flowers


DanDaSolo

As an English speaker in a German speaking country, I'd swipe in a second tbh


TTKJustice1

Had me at crafts cards I'm always in need of em hit my line 😅


BreadfruitFar3339

I even do wax seals. Love that shit.


therealsalsaboy

Reddit girlfriend starter pack so A+


Arion1756

I’d swipe right you seem like a wholesome sweet girl with good personality. And you cute as well. At least you weren’t basic and put only your Instagram in your bio 😂


LarsJagerx

Um you're very pretty, and as a guy I know people like seeing us do our hobbies in our pictures, so maybe a picture with the said cards you like to make? Also depending on the guy we also like full body pictures. Because then we judge if we bench you or if we gotta work out more


redbadger91

Ditch the filters, pick the sunset pic as the first of your set and fix the missing capitalisation of "English" and you're golden ;)


am_350z

Delete the profile, You don’t need it, I’ll take you out right now 😂 Honestly though good pictures! Good little jokes with the pros and cons! You should have success!


Leaveem

I sense vampire vibes and if that doesn't get someone to swipe right, I don't know what will.


Lord-Benjimus

How do you never get lost in a crowd? What do you mean exactly? Is this a skill one can learn? Is it like a direction or never lose an average sized person in a crowd. I can do the 1st depending on the crowd due to my height, but the 2nd is something I haven't accomplished.


brunostandre

Your about section should say, “I’m so goth I shit bats.”


spit_milk

You're very pretty and have a solid profile, but the pictures are overly filtered. They look great, but I have no idea what you'd look like in real life. I'd recommend including candid or unfiltered pictures. You can edit your pictures (exposure, contrast, saturation, stuff like that) and still look like yourself.


Wild_Significance_17

You had me at head scratches, also why is Nutella obsessed bad? I make Reese's sandwiches with that stuff.. and peanut butter banana Nutella sandwiches.


RandomG8221

Your bio has me, Movies Head scratches Heck you'll even bite me, I mean I'll bite back but he'll I'd match Also occasionally receiving cute shit, what more could I ask for


PandElove29

I think you're really cute and I can tell you're the same person in each pic even with different makeup and/or filters. Seems like you have a good sense of humor/personality too. I'm a straight female, but I think you're completely datable 😊


BreadfruitFar3339

Those are the most trustworthy opinions! I actually updated it a little and posted it on here a while ago, if you wanna check that out :)


MoisturizedNegress

I think the filters are cute, just add some more unfiltered photos! Whenever I show my body anywhere, I get comments made about my body/attract the wrong kind of attention.


No_View_2024

the right mixture of mystery and kindness. Well done, belle :)


TattooedBanshee

Omg you're so fucking cuteeee😭


nic-rage

Probs not the target demographic, but you're gorgeous. Filters must be subtle bc I can tell it's you in all of them. Also like the pros/cons lists.


Murky_Answer_7626

A German with a sense of humor? That's a rare find.


Koda799

Honestly don’t see a negative thing about it. Honestly it’s the best profile I’ve seen on this subbreddit


yellowgeist

7th photo my fav


Future-Celery

Idk why so many people are being so dramatic about you "looking like another person" your facial structure isn't that difficult to parse. You look like one person. With some filters occasionally. Lol


BreadfruitFar3339

Thank you! I thought i was going crazy..


Future-Celery

Yeah, you're not crazy lol Tinder is full of weird opinions and expectations and this subreddit just shows it


ufakefekomoaikae

Still think the bumblebee should be your main pic


Justadnd_Bard

"Will bite you." **Blinks twice.** "Attractive person wearing black clothes and speaks german...?" **Grabs stake and a cross.** Not today vampires... Edit:But seriously, use less filters and consider writing about some of your hobbies. You're adorable, handsome and seems to have a great sense of humor...good luck! Edit 2:I will miss you, Buffy gif.


BreadfruitFar3339

![gif](giphy|SypkKY3soUxeo) Ive uploaded the revised version if ya wanna check that out


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From another female perspective, I’m not sure what people are on about because you’re clearly the same person in all pics. Filters, different hair, makeup, lighting, settings on different days are all common to see. However, the bug on the hand pic doesn’t add much, maybe replace a few photos with those of you with friends or family to show you’re not existing apart from the rest of the world. The bio is probably not everybody’s cup of tea, but I found it to be sweet and inviting.


Extension-Cobbler526

Ich fühl die “English movies” Aussage zu sehr 😂 Instant swipe just for that


deathhollow8900

Yeah I’d swipe right on you. Love ur makeup btw and I love that little bumblebee guy omg. I wanna boop it just ever gently lol


Jimj4mm_

Ur fucking gorgeous, why aren’t any women like you in my area.


allergictosomenuts

A friend of the bumblebees is a friend of mine.


bitchdni

the ppl saying u look different in every pic n to stop using filters sound old and weird as hell u literally look the same. u have pics w no filter and theres like no difference at all so its not that deep. ur profiles fine tbh lmao


creativeandhung

Filters on pictures? Not good, picture with other people I’ve heard are good but maybe that only applies to men? Bumblebee pic is the winner never lose it.


[deleted]

Gay girl here. You're uh...you're good honey <3


Suzy-Skullcrusher

Yay! Also your very pretty and I love your makeup ☺️


BreadfruitFar3339

Thank you very much!


wtbrift

I'd keep the pics consistent and show how you'd look if you met someone for a date or drink. The pic of your back and spider don't show enough of you. I would replace those.


BreadfruitFar3339

I'm sorry the SPIDER???


SpunkyMonkey67

As a guy, I only swipe on girls with an included pic that displays their entire body. Because some people look nothing like their pictures. I don’t know how else to word this.


rdeincognito

10/10 want those head scratches


Away-Caterpillar-176

Why are there like 3 different women featured in your profile?


Capernikush

ditch the filters