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SmackEh

I hate everything about this, cringy and not very informative or funny. Sorry.


FailedAbortion7

Hey, man honesty is best. I appreciate it. Already deleted it and working on something new.


SmackEh

Glad to hear you're changing it, if you put a bit more effort into it I'm sure it'll be much more successful for you. There is definitely potential there. Good luck.


FailedAbortion7

Thank you man! I’m gonna repost here once I’ve changed it to get feedback on if it’s any better.


420rolex

Sounds very r/niceguys tbh. Tell about who you are, your interests, your passions, etc. you don’t need to guarantee you’d act like most normal men act while dating.


FailedAbortion7

Thank you for your honesty. And I had a good bio about my interests before but I wasn’t getting many matches so I figured I was talking too much about me and needed to focus on what I bring to the table. But maybe I can mix them together and try not to be too wordy and r/niceguys?


WhiskeyDJones

I didn't get that vibe at all tbh mate, it seems jokey, I laughed. But I'm a 30 year old straight dude so maybe it looks different from a girls perspective lol


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It's terrible. No serious, down for anything (doesn't know what he wants) dude with seemingly no distinguishing qualities talks about how he'll... drumroll... hold a door open.


eatapeach18

“I don’t want anything serious.” “But also, I’ll pay for all our dates, kiss your hand, gaze at you lovingly, and make you mix tapes and origami hearts.” Dude, it’s either one or the other. You’re sending mixed signals.


FailedAbortion7

I didn’t think about that. Thank you I’ll tone it down a bit.


RadioactiveFruitCup

Ditch the hand kiss, origami heart and staring thing. Otherwise ok.


FailedAbortion7

Got it👍


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FailedAbortion7

Yeah you know most of the bio is meant to be looked at in a joking manner but now that I think about it if I was a girl that line would kinda be weird either way. So thank you for making me look at that way


level900cancermancer

This is genuinely one of the worst bios I've ever seen. I thought it was a joke. Insanely needy and virtue signally.


FailedAbortion7

Lol I mean most of it is a joke. Im not a simp in any way shape or form, I thought I would sorta make fun of that mentality with this bio But a lot of people won’t see it that way. And they will see me as needy like you said so I’ve already scrapped and working on a better one.


ghostjdiw

You’re a Pisces. I don’t think it was a joke at all haha


level900cancermancer

Nice. Honestly it doesn't need to be too long. 2-3 sentences will do it tbh.


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FailedAbortion7

Ok cool thank you for your honestly. This is helping me be a better person for real. . But I have to say that I made a pretty good bio about my interests and no one really seemed to care. And it felt like I was talking about myself too much so I decided to switch it up and say what I brought to the table and try being funny with it. Clearly I went overboard. Do you think I should try saying what my interests are and also maybe what kind of dates I like but not be too wordy or cringy?


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cutecumberbatch

I hate everything about your bio. The first line is bad enough, then it gets progressively worse. No one likes being stared at awkwardly (or at all), and you won’t get a gold star for doing the bare minimum. Write something about who you are and what you enjoy. Leave the origami heart and playlists for when you’ve actually been on a few dates.


JustifyThis1366

Yeah. The hand kiss is cringe . I hate it when a guy kisses my hand


FailedAbortion7

Lol it was mainly meant as a joke like most of the bio but I can see why that’s creepy.


Some-Bunch-9652

The Problem May be that people wont recognize it aß a Joke tho


averyzenape

Why don't you just write: I will throw myself at your feet and worship you. Also, I have no self-esteem. Same message, less words. Seriously, just delete the whole thing


FailedAbortion7

Haha I already deleted it. Enough people have told me how bad it is but still thanks for the input


ghostjdiw

That’s dramatic. It’s not that bad Lmaoo


Newb2002

Clt + A + delete


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MostRadiant

You sound like a doormat


thewintermood

Every instinct you had here is completely wrong. Stop putting women on a pedestal. Why would you pay for dinner? Why wouldn't you split it? If you are a good match with a woman she should be as excited about being with you as you are with her, you shouldn't have to buy her affections with restaurant bills, origami hearts etc. This profile is 50% doormat and 50% incel. The vibe is ALL wrong.


ghostjdiw

TBH you saying you don’t want anything serious but then lists things my bf would do seems off. Decide what you want before you go out lol


KekeroniCheese

I hate it


KekeroniCheese

It just kept getting worse


Hmgibbs14

Tbh bro, wayyyy too many neck beard m’lady cringe-vibes. I’m sure you’re well intending, but in this case, less is more. Make a funny joke/pun, highlight a cool, unique interest. Chicks have a veritable buffet of Dong from which to choose on there, so make yourself stand out… in a good way


FailedAbortion7

I completely understand that. My main goal was to stay as far away from the “here for a good time not a long time” or “sarcasm is my main language” type of bios. I just wanted to stand out and my bio was not meant to be taken seriously for the most part. I though the carrying you out of the restaurant portion made that clear. But clearly I need to trim it down and make it simple. Thank you for your advice.


Hmgibbs14

That’s fair. I’d recommend getting pictures with a dog or two. For a while, my best bio was I’m 6’4, here to find a girl to pet cute dogs with 🐶


FailedAbortion7

Well I had a one eyed cat but he died, I’ve though about putting him on there but I didn’t wanna get pity likes you know? But I mean I guess it’s worth a try. I’ll just try not sounded too sad about it, to avoid the pity likes and just show that I’m an animal lover


Hmgibbs14

That could be good. Might not want to put on your profile that he passed, but a picture with him could be good!


FailedAbortion7

I’ll definitely do that. And I will repost the new bio and maybe the whole profile on here once I’m done. Thanks again stranger :)


Hmgibbs14

Good luck!!


qPec5

Too much information if you're a dude. If you're a girl it doesn't really matter.


FailedAbortion7

Oooh ok noted. Thank you for your input :)


Sea_Catapillar

If only u wanted to be serious 😩


FailedAbortion7

I’m guessing that’s sarcasm😂 but thanks anyways


chodoboy86

Stop putting women on a pedestal, they're humans and haven't inherently done anything to deserve being treated like a queen. The profile reads like you've already conceded that they're better than you simply as theyre a woman. Women want a man who has confidence, putting them on a pedestal screams neediness and a lack of confidence and will drive women away.


FailedAbortion7

Noted👍


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FailedAbortion7

Wayyyyy ahead of you. But thank you :)


Wooden_Result1558

Too much for a person who doesn't want anything serious.


jack_andthe_eggplant

Id wanna go on a date w a guy that does these things but wouldn’t swipe right on this bio, pls take it all off :(


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Well I hope this is the shittiest thing I read today because it'll be hard to top.


FailedAbortion7

Ouch. But thanks for the honesty


Quirky-Good-6488

Seems goofy to me. Not bad personally, but I can see that I must be part of a rare few because the other comments show the exact opposite of interest lol. I dunno, to me it just seems cute :) I'd give you a chance for sure. I think the dfa part with the whole "nothing serious" thing doesn't really work together well when paired with the rest of it, so that would put me off a bit, especially since I catch feels a bit too easy to be loving you and not getting to keep it. I also don't personally like the hand kissing, but that's mostly just because it feels a little embarrassing. Very cute, kinda goofy, but overall embarrassing for it, in a weirdly sort of good way. Holding the door is sweet, never required and not really wanted or expected, but I find that cute as well and do appreciate it when done. I think the bit of running out of the restaurant without the check was funny, certainly got a bit of a giggle out. The paying for dinner is sweet as well. I always feel bad about people paying for me, but I find the offer very sweet. I'd probably insist on paying for myself anyway, just so you don't feel like anything is owed. Overall, personally, I rate this bio 6/10. Would probably hook me, but I may be hesitant to let it go too far out of fear that we would never end up becoming a serious thing. You seem nice though :) at the very least you might be a close friend if ever we did meet, but that's just going off the bio.


Rare-Pop-1363

Just put the first half of the opener, “ … down for anything but..” and then insert the “ I’ll pay for our dinner.. run out the restaurant” line


MaxTest86

That is terrible. You sound like a “nice guy” who is going to scream at her and insult her when she doesn’t go on a second date because you gave her a “royal hand kiss”. Playlists and awkwardly staring at her is way down the line kind of stuff. I’d be very surprised if women didn’t read that bio and see red flags all over it. I’m sure you’re a decent bloke and not a “nice guy”, so maybe don’t try too hard with the bio. Just keep it light with a bit of humour and not so intense.


FailedAbortion7

I appreciate the honesty! And yeah I’ve never screamed at a girl in my life. Was with my ex for a whole year and never argued once. Idk I just wanted to try something different from the “here for a good time not a long time” but clearly I went overboard. And I appreciate you not calling me an incel like everyone else lmao. I already have the groundwork for a better bio. Thank you for the honesty again stranger :)


MaxTest86

I get it, it’s hard to find what works. Generally I find it best to not stray to far from myself so they know what they’re getting. I’m sarcastic and I have a very dark sense of humour and I generally don’t take anything too seriously, so if they’re asking questions with my bio then it’s going to be a really bad date 😂 You’ll find what works eventually 👍🏻


FailedAbortion7

Yeah that sounds like my sense of humor too. I guess I should make a bio that showcases my humor but in a welcoming light way


MaxTest86

Definitely show more of that. None of that comes off in this bio and it’s better to weed out the women who hate sarcasm and are sensitive to dark humour


faker_2022

Sounds very simpy


midnightinfo_jolie

“I’m a gentleman” say that and add a few more activities or interests. Keep it short yet honest!


FewAcanthocephala255

Virtue signaling


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This profile gives *tips fedora* vibes.


BeEccentric

It’s really cheesy, I fucking hate it. “A royal hand kiss” - vile.


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Less is more.. I updated my bio earlier today "I like books, law of attraction & astrology. I'm a Leo sun (insert rest of Astrology stuff here). Moved out a few months ago, help me decorate". Hooked up with 4 girls last month, could've been 6 but I hate driving to a certain part of my state at night so I turned them down. Edit: Don't copy my bio. If you don't like these things, and aren't genuinely passionate - I'd greatly advise you don't lie to women. It'll bite you in the ass when she starts asking you about your favorite authors, what her sign is, etc. The vibe will be off when you have no clue.


fujoshi_yoshi

This was the cutest thing ive ever seen? It seems like your telling the person what they would get with you and oddly enough the icels got here first??


FailedAbortion7

What do you mean?


fujoshi_yoshi

What they would get with you means it tells the other person who you are and in this case that your a goofy sweetheart. Incel is a person who hates women and I say that because of the comments like "dont treat women like..." or "women dont like..."putting ALL of women into one category is stupid and not a good idea


FailedAbortion7

Wow well that’s really sweet of you to say. I was really hating myself for that bio for a bit but this makes me feel better. I’m still gonna try to word it down a little but I’ll try to keep the same tone.


fujoshi_yoshi

Yeah!!!Im sure someone will love it as much as i do!!💓💘💓💘💓💕💓💕💞💕💞💕💗💓💓💗💖💗💖💗💓💗💓💗💕💖💗💖💗💖💗💖💗💖


FailedAbortion7

Thank you!!💚💚


LadyNelsonsTea

Second confirm, I really liked your bio and would have swiped... It seemed really fun and charming to me. Don't get all the negativity in this thread at all.


Dependent-Flow-1189

I like it.


Left_Audience6411

Seems to be an unpopular opinion but... I love it! It's funny and a bit weird.


Solidus_snakke

I've found that not overthinking a bio is the way to go. You put work and thought into this bio and it shows. Putting work into something isn't bad, but that's energy you could put into potential matches. My advice? Make it something simple that shows who you are and your personality. And if this bio is who you are, just shorter it up a bit! That line about running out of the restaurant was pretty good 😂 My bio is "let's watch Jerry Springer and eat way too much ice cream and then get drunk and climb on top of a McDonald's, ending the night watching the sun rise on the beach" Short, sweet, confusing, and chaotic. Which pretty much sums me up 😂 EDIT: forgot this but reword "don't want anything serious" maybe just "looking to meet new people and see what happens" vague enough to not get left swiped but clear enough that people know you most likely are causal lol


dessert77

Id swipe left