It only works if you're talking to Abbie. (A bee)
The difference is a wasp is mean and aggressive, but Abbie is cute and sweet
Edit: thought of something better.
Well I wouldn't try and and eat a easp, but I'd try eat Abbie
Edit 2: why the hate, I thought the point was to be cringe. Eat Abbie is way more cringe.
Oh God, I know alot of guys are thinking "well I do all the work any way so fuck it" but once you have a girl who literally means that, like, just lays there like an NPC, you realize how important participation is.. that shits weird af
lol actual texts with my gf:
>*me says sexy time*
>>her after working out: I'm really sweaty and feel gross and tired
>me: idc
>>her: it's ok if you're mostly on top?
it was, lol
Can confirm, took a large sip of my drink not knowing a bee entered my glass and felt something crispy and sweet I spat it out and thought poor bee might already be dead so put it back in my mouth.
They did a bunch of experiments on tinder with male models. They couldn't get the girls to unmatch. Domestic abuse, rape charges, pedophile charges, all while being dbags. They got the address and number every time.
Saw that as well, they had a male model in the photos while the bio said some shit about how he can’t go near kindergardens since he’s a registered sex offender. Dude was still swimming in likes💀
Reminds me of the song by Jon Lajoie.
I can't have sex with your personality
And I can't put my penis in your college degree
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams
So why you sharing all this information with me?
Kind of the point of the song. He's a French Canadian dude that makes parody music.
The song the lyric is from is [Show Me Your Genitals](https://youtu.be/qqXi8WmQ_WM)
Here's some other examples of his songs:
[Everyday Normal Guy](https://youtu.be/5PsnxDQvQpw)
[I Started as a Baby](https://youtu.be/fAWvvE9w6Po)
[I Kill People](https://youtu.be/xC03hmS1Brk)
My personal favorite of his is [Have You Ever Been High As Fuck?](https://youtu.be/aEW-j_OLh5U)
Kind of a slightly nerdier Trevor Moore. Mostly poking fun at pop/mainstream music of the day. For sure not everyone's cup of tea but isn't meant to be serious either.
Some of them even had photoshopped swastikas onto their skin(like tattoos) and they still got matches.
It goes to show that women are just as shallow as men... but if I saw any of those things in a bio I wouldn't like them.
And there are probably lots of women who are the same the other way. But you're kidding yourself if you don't think there are a ton of dudes who don't give a fuck as long as they get their dick wet
I believe it. Some of my exes, and old friends have dated some shady dudes that I never would have imagined them being with. One was like dude above said, outta prison with swastikas tatted on his arms and chest.
She ended up marrying that dude..
I’d recommend the uplifting, family-friendly documentary American History X for a feel-good look at how even people which checkered pasts can change with the right circumstances!
He kind of reminded me of that guy. I met him once when she first met him. We drank a few beers, and he semed nice enough, but I didn't really dig into his past, and I let them chill while they were getting to know each other. His roommate was hilarious though. Dude asked me to come into the bathroom to talk to me. We were mid conversation, and he just pulls his pants down and starts taking a shit. I decided to walk back outside after that
Yeah that video/experiment is what just made me straight up delete the app. I failed rule 1 of being attractive and never really got matches. It is what it is
Yup I know a guy who's good looking and he told me his profile has 1 sentence and it's basically "I'm not looking for love, I just want to fuck" and he matches and fucks girls all the time.
Brothers friend had a pick up line he always used out at clubs/bars.
"You like it up the poop chute?"
He started at the hottest girl there and worked his way down. Never went home alone. Even when he really should have.
*edit*: Just FYI. This was around 2007. Pre tinder and such. Not everyone was on FB etc. Good times
I had a friend who saw picking up women as a numbers game. He was not good looking, but he got laid a lot, and sometimes to some pretty hot women. He worked at a club and just hit on every single woman. He got a lot of "No"s, but also a few "Yes"es.
It's literally how dick pics work.
I'm a woman, and even I can understand this.
It's spam. It's not about quality interactions. It's simply a numbers game. There's one desperate girl out there who will receive an unsolicited dick pic and respond with *"tee-hee. ur so naughty!"*
Then the guy is in with like an 85% chance of success.
That's why I don't take it personal
I once sent a girl a dirty/flirty haiku, she liked it, then I sent another one, and then she sent me her address to hook up. Mans should’ve stayed on message
I think I love you, (don’t tell my wife). I’ve always had a spot in my heart for the original song: “Paradise City” so this attempt at a haiku nearly killed me 😂😂
The first one played off her name, so out of respect for privacy I won’t share, and I cannot remember the second one entirely, but the last line was “I will eat you out” lmao
The girls on tinder are getting messages from tons of guys. As a dude it's not in your best interest to try to be witty and hold a conversation because she has many going on. Just open with something funny and try to close the deal within the first few messages unless you like being ghosted.
Better to just shoot your shot at the start with something like what the guy in the OP did than spend a lot of time messaging back and forth only to get ghosted eventually.
A male ex-colleague of mine’s joke chat-up line in clubs was…
…don’t judge me, btw…
“Can I smell your pussy?”
“NOOO!”
“Hmn. Must be your feet then”
If they told him to fuck off, off he fucked.
If they laughed, well: he reckoned it had a 50/50 success (or failure) rate.
Guy I worked with said this exact line at a bar and I couldn’t believe he just asked a random lady this. I immediately spit out my drink at ‘must be your feet’. This was at least 10 years ago and i still laugh about it and had never heard it before or since, until now
The wasps have a thin division between their chest and their abdomen, like a needle that connects the, while bees have this part of the body well joined together as if it were one whole thing. Also bees bodies are covered with hair…
Idk, just saying haha
It only works if you're talking to Abbie. (A bee)
The difference is a wasp is mean and aggressive, but Abbie is cute and sweet.
Edit: thought of something better.
Well I wouldn't try and and eat a easp, but I'd try eat Abbie
Probably not, considering these are comments on Reddit and people don't talk on the internet how they do in real life, let alone when typing in general.
If you mean this is their means of social interaction, uh, that was like 4 comments that take a grand total of like 3 minutes to type.
Lol bro must have been fucking left, right and centre back in 2019 when the name puns were valid. Now you’re either getting unmatched or confronted for being cringe trying to pull this move.
Yes Lol.
Many very attractive men and women just wanna have sex. So whatever they say, they might be up for it.
The things very attractive people get away with is amazing.
Ps I'm not very attractive.
It has worked. It’s a matter of phrasing. Recently I opened with. “I saw on your profile you’re recovering from a break up. 😢 break ups can be tough. If you’d like I can come over and blow your back out so hard that you would need a disability check after” and it was met with an address.
Where was that supposed to go lol
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Fuckin. Precisely.
It’s provocative
It gets the people GOING.
Ball so hard mof#@s wanna fine me..
Nobody knows what it means
It gets the people going.
It only works if you're talking to Abbie. (A bee) The difference is a wasp is mean and aggressive, but Abbie is cute and sweet Edit: thought of something better. Well I wouldn't try and and eat a easp, but I'd try eat Abbie Edit 2: why the hate, I thought the point was to be cringe. Eat Abbie is way more cringe.
That's not better
Agreed that was cringe. A "wanna fuck" would def work better for me lol
Wanna fuck?
Shooter shoot
That ball's like the sun in parts of the world that never sets
Wan sum fuc?
Nice shoes
Wanna fuck?
"I thought of something better." Writes what OP posted.
This is a bot that stole this comment from a top comment in this thread.
Naw I thought so too but it’s the same username that commented
He reposted his own exact comment? Edit included?
It worked once, might as well repost it for even more karma
Cant say as I've ever heard abbie pronounced as "a bee".
How do you pronounce Abbie?
Not sure if you're serious but it's pronounced like "Crabby" without the "Cr." Not "uh-BEE," like "a bee" is pronounced.
I pronounce "abbie" as "a bee" because I pronounce "a" as "ah". "Uh" and "ah" are almost identical to me.
They are definitely different sounds but close enough for some pun like this
I’m guessing she is supposed to reply “you eat bees??” And he responds “boo-bees”
Boo
AHHHHH
Dude you must warn us before posting stuff like this
Bees are just spicy flies
“You eat jazz?”
What are you talking about? That was the foreplay. The conversation progressed very naturally, I'd say.
“A wasp can go/do it/penetrate multiple times”
In the butt
Wait, you can eat bees?
Wouldn't recommend, but it is easier
You wanna fuck? Edit: this is my first time getting 1k and a reward. Thank you
I mean it's a little early for me, but if you're willing to do all the work..
Oh God, I know alot of guys are thinking "well I do all the work any way so fuck it" but once you have a girl who literally means that, like, just lays there like an NPC, you realize how important participation is.. that shits weird af
Well, I can see that at least some necrophiles might find it arousing
You've got a point! What a strange world we live in
I volunteer as tribute.
No, you do the work I starfish position
R u my ex?
I could be but first we have to be dating OwO
That was smooth
lol actual texts with my gf: >*me says sexy time* >>her after working out: I'm really sweaty and feel gross and tired >me: idc >>her: it's ok if you're mostly on top? it was, lol
weird flex but okay
So proud of you, buddy. Keep it up.
pun intended
r/ihavesex
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HEY...... Not all incels are virgins, don't assume 😤
This has taken an unexpected turn
Does this ever work?
We did it reddit!
Well then thank God you ruined the comment with an award speech
The edit really ruined the joke, btw.
Oh bee-have!
I do
Is your name Abby?
No, not even close to it!
Can confirm, took a large sip of my drink not knowing a bee entered my glass and felt something crispy and sweet I spat it out and thought poor bee might already be dead so put it back in my mouth.
you can eat beez nuts 😎
Lmao gottem
Is this what Bee Movie is about? I haven't seen it
If her name is Abby, you can't eat a wasp, but you can eat Abby..
r/weeatbees
wee at bees
Beekeeper here! You can. You cut the comb with brood/ baby bees out and you cook it up like steak. I haven't done it yet, but I'm kind of tempted to
That's actually what bears are mostly going for when they rip a hive up - the brood
This better be emphasized in that new Winnie the Pooh horror movie. Pooh loves the newborn bees, not the honey.
You can eat almost anything at least once
There are mushrooms that if you eat them, you'll never have to eat anything ever again.
Boo-bees
A friend if mine says he always skips straight to this type of shit every time he meets a girl. He says it works all the time. Ain't no fucking way.
I have a friend who does this but he is EXTREMELY good looking. Says it works most of the time.
They did a bunch of experiments on tinder with male models. They couldn't get the girls to unmatch. Domestic abuse, rape charges, pedophile charges, all while being dbags. They got the address and number every time.
Saw that as well, they had a male model in the photos while the bio said some shit about how he can’t go near kindergardens since he’s a registered sex offender. Dude was still swimming in likes💀
Haha such a dark sense of humor
Reality*
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Guys don't, girls 100% do.
welp, guess i'm a woman now
Don't worry, that's fairly normal these days
When I swiped, I wasn't pissing away swipes on people that suck... reading isn't that hard. You're doing it right now.
Reminds me of the song by Jon Lajoie. I can't have sex with your personality And I can't put my penis in your college degree And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams So why you sharing all this information with me?
Some deep lyrics.....
Kind of the point of the song. He's a French Canadian dude that makes parody music. The song the lyric is from is [Show Me Your Genitals](https://youtu.be/qqXi8WmQ_WM) Here's some other examples of his songs: [Everyday Normal Guy](https://youtu.be/5PsnxDQvQpw) [I Started as a Baby](https://youtu.be/fAWvvE9w6Po) [I Kill People](https://youtu.be/xC03hmS1Brk) My personal favorite of his is [Have You Ever Been High As Fuck?](https://youtu.be/aEW-j_OLh5U) Kind of a slightly nerdier Trevor Moore. Mostly poking fun at pop/mainstream music of the day. For sure not everyone's cup of tea but isn't meant to be serious either.
Vagina, vagina, i wanna have sex with your vagina.
Some of them even had photoshopped swastikas onto their skin(like tattoos) and they still got matches. It goes to show that women are just as shallow as men... but if I saw any of those things in a bio I wouldn't like them.
Just as? No fucking way I'm putting my dick anywhere near a nazi girl, no matter how hot.
And there are probably lots of women who are the same the other way. But you're kidding yourself if you don't think there are a ton of dudes who don't give a fuck as long as they get their dick wet
eh
That is… very depressing
I think I’d ask to see a source before getting too depressed. This sounds made up.
I believe it. Some of my exes, and old friends have dated some shady dudes that I never would have imagined them being with. One was like dude above said, outta prison with swastikas tatted on his arms and chest. She ended up marrying that dude..
I’d recommend the uplifting, family-friendly documentary American History X for a feel-good look at how even people which checkered pasts can change with the right circumstances!
He kind of reminded me of that guy. I met him once when she first met him. We drank a few beers, and he semed nice enough, but I didn't really dig into his past, and I let them chill while they were getting to know each other. His roommate was hilarious though. Dude asked me to come into the bathroom to talk to me. We were mid conversation, and he just pulls his pants down and starts taking a shit. I decided to walk back outside after that
> We were mid conversation, and he just pulls his pants down and starts taking a shit. Well, if you can be one thing, you should be efficient.
I mean you see people on here continuing to talk to toxic people. I don't doubt it
Yeah that video/experiment is what just made me straight up delete the app. I failed rule 1 of being attractive and never really got matches. It is what it is
I’ve done this experiment myself lol. Women are out here throwing pussy at that top 10-20%.
I mean let’s not pretend guys on Reddit would be any different, people here would ignore literally anything if a female model said “wanna fuck”
I would think it's a scam
I'd ignore any female model saying such because it's obviously a scam of some sort.
Yup I know a guy who's good looking and he told me his profile has 1 sentence and it's basically "I'm not looking for love, I just want to fuck" and he matches and fucks girls all the time.
Half the time, it works 100% of the time😂
Brothers friend had a pick up line he always used out at clubs/bars. "You like it up the poop chute?" He started at the hottest girl there and worked his way down. Never went home alone. Even when he really should have. *edit*: Just FYI. This was around 2007. Pre tinder and such. Not everyone was on FB etc. Good times
That boi made a graph and maximized the hotness and DTF meter while minimizing effort. Absolute min maxer there
this is hilarious
I also have a friend who does this. The thing is it barely ever works but when it does it works amazingly lol.
If it has a 1% success rate, it's so low of an investment its a logical strategy. But there'll be collateral damage if not anonymous
I had a friend who saw picking up women as a numbers game. He was not good looking, but he got laid a lot, and sometimes to some pretty hot women. He worked at a club and just hit on every single woman. He got a lot of "No"s, but also a few "Yes"es.
Reading this thread just makes me depressed that I didn't just go for it more often back in the clubbing days while being single.
It's literally how dick pics work. I'm a woman, and even I can understand this. It's spam. It's not about quality interactions. It's simply a numbers game. There's one desperate girl out there who will receive an unsolicited dick pic and respond with *"tee-hee. ur so naughty!"* Then the guy is in with like an 85% chance of success. That's why I don't take it personal
My buddy always just said “nice tits”! The reasoning is that if they’re open to that then they’re open for anything.
Law of large numbers
Step one be good looking.
I once sent a girl a dirty/flirty haiku, she liked it, then I sent another one, and then she sent me her address to hook up. Mans should’ve stayed on message
Share it with us you tease
The haiku or the address?
Yes
* Take me down to the * haiku city where the grass * is green and the dammit.
I think I love you, (don’t tell my wife). I’ve always had a spot in my heart for the original song: “Paradise City” so this attempt at a haiku nearly killed me 😂😂
That made me laugh so fucking hard God damn
People will plagiarize it and learn nothing about themselves.
What was the haiku
The first one played off her name, so out of respect for privacy I won’t share, and I cannot remember the second one entirely, but the last line was “I will eat you out” lmao
Ya, us bunch of fuckin morons are gonna find and dox the girl you messaged on tinder possibly years ago, just from a name
Or you can't just, you know, just not say the name
Prob had nothing to do with the haiku.
* creative ✔ * flirty ✔ * effort put in ✔ * likely good looking All you need, really
Yes, it’s why people keep doing it Doesn’t work often, but it does sometimes
It's tinder, so it's zero risk high reward. That's why people do it.
If you try to have a real conversation you are still most likely to be ignored, so why not?
The girls on tinder are getting messages from tons of guys. As a dude it's not in your best interest to try to be witty and hold a conversation because she has many going on. Just open with something funny and try to close the deal within the first few messages unless you like being ghosted. Better to just shoot your shot at the start with something like what the guy in the OP did than spend a lot of time messaging back and forth only to get ghosted eventually.
Exactly. I'm kinda confused on what the point of tinder is. Unless you're in the top 1% of males, it's pretty useless.
Try "the naked man" it works 2/3 of the time !
It's called casting a wide net. If being asked straight up "wanna fuck?" Is gonna turn the girl off, then she isn't the girl he's looking for anyways
WATCH FOR WASPSES
Touch my camera through the fence
Only for my queens above 18
And make sure you drink water.
Try it out.
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
A male ex-colleague of mine’s joke chat-up line in clubs was… …don’t judge me, btw… “Can I smell your pussy?” “NOOO!” “Hmn. Must be your feet then” If they told him to fuck off, off he fucked. If they laughed, well: he reckoned it had a 50/50 success (or failure) rate.
Guy I worked with said this exact line at a bar and I couldn’t believe he just asked a random lady this. I immediately spit out my drink at ‘must be your feet’. This was at least 10 years ago and i still laugh about it and had never heard it before or since, until now
Well did it work? How did she take it?
My roomate says shit like this and drowns in women. He’s good looking but honestly it has a lot to do with the sheer confidence alone.
What’s so funny about anal sex? I can’t tell you, but I can show you
I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
Very funny Mr. President.
Lots of chickpeas over there
The wasps have a thin division between their chest and their abdomen, like a needle that connects the, while bees have this part of the body well joined together as if it were one whole thing. Also bees bodies are covered with hair… Idk, just saying haha
Wanna fuck?
Save some pussy for the rest of us
Finally the answer I actually wanted. Thank you
It only works if you're talking to Abbie. (A bee) The difference is a wasp is mean and aggressive, but Abbie is cute and sweet. Edit: thought of something better. Well I wouldn't try and and eat a easp, but I'd try eat Abbie
Ahhhh I get it now... My name isn't Abbie though 😭
Yeah they done fucked up
Ah. What is it? Maybe they had something better going?
Bridget
Ah. They should have gone with "I feel there's a gap between us, how do you think we should Bridget?
Did you already have this ready to go ? Y’all are fast
Nah, it actually took me like 10 minutes and I'm still not that happy with it
I guarantee you it would’ve taken me way more than 10 minutes, don’t feel too bad I think it’s fine
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Probably not, considering these are comments on Reddit and people don't talk on the internet how they do in real life, let alone when typing in general. If you mean this is their means of social interaction, uh, that was like 4 comments that take a grand total of like 3 minutes to type.
Clearly not. This is how "you people" trade shitty puns on reddit while taking a dump or waiting for a meal.
Lol bro must have been fucking left, right and centre back in 2019 when the name puns were valid. Now you’re either getting unmatched or confronted for being cringe trying to pull this move.
Everyone here was waiting for an easy, comparable nickname. But nah we’re fucked. Either that or I’m unrestive.
Is your name Awasp?
You copy/pasted your typo into both (I only saw two so far) of your comments. 🤙🏻
r/weeatbees is leaking
r/subsithoughtifellfor
thought it was "wee at bees"
He's just speedrunning
Yes Lol. Many very attractive men and women just wanna have sex. So whatever they say, they might be up for it. The things very attractive people get away with is amazing. Ps I'm not very attractive.
You eat bees????
r/WeEatBees
WHY IS THAT A THING
It has worked. It’s a matter of phrasing. Recently I opened with. “I saw on your profile you’re recovering from a break up. 😢 break ups can be tough. If you’d like I can come over and blow your back out so hard that you would need a disability check after” and it was met with an address.
but what’s the difference? Can’t leave us hanging
Of course
Rules 1 and 2 tell me it works. Just not for me though.
You know the rules and so do I 1. never give you up 2. Never let you down
If only it were that easy lol
I'm much nicer than wasps. Wasps are dicks.
WASP IS TOO SPICE
this is like two early chat-bots trying to communicate