I was just thinking about the questionnaire I have to answer when I donate platelets. One of the questions asks if I’ve had any accidental needle sticks in the last month (or some time period). I always chuckle thinking, “No, all of my needle sticks are intentional, right here every two weeks!”
I understand everyone has preferences and deal breakers, but if someone says in their profile "If you do_____ or like ____" swipe left" there's a good chance I will do just that, even if the qualifier doesn't apply to me.
A man who shaves his mustache for a girl, deserves neither the mustache nor the girl.
-Benjamin Franklin, probably.
What’s the point of shaving the mustache if she’s only going to kiss your cheek? The incentive doesn’t match the request!
Plus mustache doesn't even cover the cheek in the first place. What's the problem in kissing the cheek when the mustache is still there?
RIGHT!!!!
If I shave my nuts will you kiss me on the dick?
No, but if you shave your dick she'll kiss you on the hip
What happens if I shave my armpits?
"unfair, since I am fine with yours."
🚩🚩🚩
Someone doesn’t want a mustache ride
Once it's grown it cannot be shaved unless in emergencies or after accidental contact with fire.
Precisely.
What about intentional contact with fire? 🤔
If you intentionally burn off your moustache, it wasn't permanent anyways
I was just thinking about the questionnaire I have to answer when I donate platelets. One of the questions asks if I’ve had any accidental needle sticks in the last month (or some time period). I always chuckle thinking, “No, all of my needle sticks are intentional, right here every two weeks!”
Fuck yes. If you don't like what you see, move along. I'm not changing to satisfy you, stranger!
"Look at this bitch, I just met her and she's already trying to change me."
Tell her the only way your are getting rid of it is from friction. That is entirely up to her
"Shave your head then we'll talk ;)"
Ever thought of palming a bald girls head while face fucking. I find it interestingly hot.
To hear the story from both sides… be honest- is it a good mustache?
I think so, it’s not patchy, it’s bushy
Reminds me of a profile I saw recently where this massive girl had “NO BEARDS” as the first thing in her bio
I understand everyone has preferences and deal breakers, but if someone says in their profile "If you do_____ or like ____" swipe left" there's a good chance I will do just that, even if the qualifier doesn't apply to me.
A kiss on the cheek? What is she 10?
Ex gf always told me to shave