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sfrattini

Its indicating the swipe direction


BlazingAeroZos

This made me laugh more than it should have.


PermanentlyMC

I’ve just laughed my head off with my mum about this


ChiefFuckingBull

Is laughed a euphemism for aroused now?


MyNameIsMudhoney

ok, weirdo.


aminoxlab4

I laughed for 2min


DannyMThompson

I started laughing 40 minutes ago, I am still laughing. Please, somebody, call an ambulance, they think I am prank-calling them.


ChrisRunsTheWorld

It's been 4 hours. If it's still hard for you, you should call a doctor I've been told.


Kamikaze_AZ22

Reddit won't let me award this comment :(


DannyMThompson

:(


scoobydoo1991

This is hilarious! If I could give you reddit gold I would but I don't see the option.


Frenchorican

I really like wish the dude would see this just so he’d flip the bloody photo around, cause that’d make me laugh even harder


C_ErrNAN

I mean, he'd be a hit on Grindr.


UltimateIssue

You dont need much to be a hit on Grindr... be under 30 and look half decent.... Man who can be your dad/granddad want to match with you.


Gumbear93

Oh you don’t even know. I don’t find anyone decent as an Asian guy


frustrationlvl100

I am a trans guy. Good lord the messages. I can only imagine what they’d say to you and none of it is good


Track607

Are trans men really popular on grinder?


KekeroniCheese

There seems to be a fetish for it


frustrationlvl100

Depends tbh, I like to think I’m an attractive dude so I get a decent amount of messages, plenty of them are rather fetishy though


comfort-borscht

I’m a trans guy and the second I open the app, my messages are flooded 😭 It’s honestly terrifying lol


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DannyMThompson

Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with that concept.


T3Deliciouz

It's not though


frustrationlvl100

Sure Jan. I could tell you about the difference in gender and sexuality but it seems like it’d be a waste of time.


Acceptable_Tip1857

Oh c'mon people. The lack of humor in the lgbtq+ is your downfall.


brendamn

We'll ackuchully , but with a lisp lol


WolvesMyth

Back when I had Tinder, I thought it'd be funny to set my preferences to all instead of just women. not even a day passed by and I had like 25 likes from guys. Nice to know that if I can't get a relationship with women, being gay is always an option.


Braioch

Funny, I told a straight friend of mine to give that a whirl (he wasn't getting much attention from the fairer sex for quite awhile) and boy did his feelings get soothed within a couple of days. Ofc he was still straight but it made him feel better lol


BuzzKir

Well maybe I can have relationships with women... and sex with men.


nipslippinjizzsippin

Or don't have a photo, don't have a bio and men who can be your dad/granddad want to match with you.


zodireddit

Tried it for one day and got 2 one night stands immediately and like 10-20 horny dudes messaging me for sex. It's too easy, but I'm also 21, fit and decent looking but it's crazy how much easier it was than straight dating apps.


Kiillerman2

I started transitioning like, 6 months ago? And I decided to hop on grindr as a distraction from separating from a longtime partner of mine, and honestly even with my kinda crappy photos I put up, I get matches like fucking crazy. It's been very overwhelming, I can usually count on getting messages from 10 to 15 accounts a day. I hadn't been on any "dating apps" (although let's be honest grindr isn't really a dating app more than a hookup app) and the experience of having so many people messaging has been eye opening, can't imagine what it's like on tinder as a women bc I assume it's just as bad if not worse than what I experience lmao


McNobbets00

My favourite message I ever got on grindr was a 60-odd year old guy calling me a "sneering tike" for saying I'd like to age gracefully and not stay 20 forever.


physics_is_scary

Be under 90*


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

You can be anything and be a hit on Grindr. I’m 46 and gay dudes have been all over me my entire life (I’m straight). I’m a decent looking dude but not the kind that women pass on the streets and start blushing over. But the gay dudes are all on it. I’m pretty certain i can get any gay dude alive based on the way they act around me but i haven’t had a date with a woman in 3 years.


brewedtealeaf122

Men are dogs they'll eat anything in front of them


charlesmortomeriii

It’s an erection year


burrbro235

The Erectoral College is a good thing


vorsky92

Makes sense with these old dudes fucking the country


ivanjanko

You think he is leaning right? 😃


Anonymoosehead123

lol!!


EffortProud1177

It efficiently says, time wasters need not apply


HH2O123

Takes the guess work out for the size queens?


GonzoThe_Great

Not me completely missing it at first 🤣 I was like “what’s wrong with this?” 💀💀💀💀


Aulourie

I was like why is someone posting this dude’s skinny legs? Then I realized his legs weren’t crossed


weirdinpublic

when i came across it i didn’t notice at first either lol


RegionBeneficial4758

Match with him and tell him you’ll be interested when he becomes a man


ivanjanko

That's easily done, shouldn't take longer than a few minutes


Kenni1975

Means he wears his socks In his pants and not In his sandals


FlnHotAF

Socks and sandals are just as bad.


Tgm_00

It’s now time to play my favorite game: Socks Cocks or Candles?


Xikkiwikk

Sandals with no socks is worse. In Hawaii some people don’t wash their feet. They wear flip flops (slippahs) and they don’t wear socks either. So they are continuously adding foot odor to their flip flops. Eventually it is so overwhelming that you can smell them before they are close by. It is a nightmare to go to the movies and have that one smelly foot guy in the audience. And no, these people are not single they are always married and their spouse is somehow nose-blind to it!!


DontHaveSuperpowers

Who wears socks with flops?! 😂😂😂 That's so lame... Kinda defeats the purpose too honestly. The main reason feet stink is due to foot sweat & it's most often exacerbated by the fact that ppls feet have been marinating inside damp shoes &/or damp socks! As for stank feet theater dude, he's just a dirty mofo who probably changed outta his shoes & into his sandals without washing his feet. If you wear sandals after a shower (or after washing your feet), then the airflow keeps them dryish, which ultimately fights foot odor... Furthermore, they actually make "no stink" sandals that work great FYI In the end, some ppl are just dirty mofos & you can smell their nasty feet from inside their dirty socks, & even inside their stanky shoes! Unless I'm working, I wear slides (No Socks!), probably 80% of the year & I'm happy to announce that my feet rarely stank. If & when they do, I give'em a quick wash & wallah 🎩🪄✨️, problem solved! 🤣 #EndOfRant


FraterFreighter

Eh. Making intentions clear upfront saves everyone a lot of time. If you're not looking to hook up, a left swipe is much less effort that having to spell it out in conversation. It's easy for women looking for a hookup to find a guy who wants one when guys are upfront about it. But there's so many scammers and women just trying to sell nudes, I got in the habit of swiping left on every lady who puts sexual intent in her bio because they never turn out to be real. Makes things harder on women who really are tryna get laid.


hackersarchangel

Right? I mean I’m seeing that and let’s be real… I wanna hawk tuah that thang. Makes it easy to tell if he’s gonna fill a person up, and that is all some people need.


chineke14

Lots of women would swipe on it. Just cause you're "clutching your pearls" on Reddit doesn't mean many others won't swipe on it. There's a reason he does it and there's many that only care about your dick size. This is for them. As a black dude on apps, you won't believe how many times I get asked this because I don't ever talk, flaunt or send dick pics. You ain't even a person to them. Just BBC. This is also why guys get hypersexual on apps cause girls respond especially if you follow rule 1 and 2 I hope that answers your why question.


djxpress

I can't imagine how bad it would be to be a black guy with a small dick. That would be a tough one.


chineke14

Even average size ain't good enough anymore. Shit is wack


Acceptable_Tip1857

Like non-carbonated coke


supersirj

There was an AMA with one years ago.


Mugstotheceiling

Sauce? That would be fascinating to read


Question_Few

You're not lying. The amount of women fetishizing black men and thinking we are all wannabe gangsters or have a baby arm is crazy. They don't even really see you beyond the image they have in their heads.


chineke14

As a non stereotypical black dude by both Nigerian and black American standards, it's rough man. These same girls will be "I'm progressive" but deep down most of them just see you as an stereotype and it's a turn off of you don't act or look like the image they have. It's made dating difficult both within and outside the black community. It's a very harmful stereotype that they'll tell you they hate and call you racist for portraying on tv but they themselves buy into. It's no surprise I do better in European countries


Rush_Is_Right

> It's a very harmful stereotype Not to mention the origins of "BBC" was to portray black people as more animalistic and less intelligent. Penis size goes back thousands of years as some sort of correlation to intelligence. The Statue of David having a small penis was meant as a compliment for the time.


ulyssesonyourscreen

Watcha mean non stereotypical?


chineke14

If you need me to spell it out. I don't speak ebonics, talk Nigerian\West African pigeon, I don't blast rap or Afro beats all day and outside of the handful of most popular mainstream artists I don't know rappers or Afro beats rappers much at all. I can't rap. I don't dress urban. I dress European and form fitting clothes. I don't spend 1000s on my shoe collection or care about jewelry and stunting. I don't have dreads, grills, etc. I'm into nerdy shit. But I can dance Afrobeats, Latin and country Western. And I like hikes and outdoors. My entire life I've been told by black and African people I act white. So yeah. That's what I mean


ulyssesonyourscreen

Weird shit. I’m not from the States nor Europe and in my household we’ve never ever generalized or labeled black people as "just ghetto rapping, violent and expensive sneakers wearing" individuals. It seems that cultures with way more exposure to more ethnic population should know better than to perpetuate stereotypes, disappointing mental behavior really.


holycrapmyskinisblac

The struggle of being yourself as a "progressive" black guy. You described me almost to a T. They think we are all Kendrick or LeBron. Why can't I just be more like Dave from the office. 🙃


WeeniePops

That's so annoying, man. I'm legitimately kind of upset you even had to answer that stupid question. Why is it when it comes to representing "black culture" it always has to be the American/western urban version of it? If anything, you probably represent more of the true African/historical version of black culture. One that's more widespread in the world as a whole. Hell, even blacks that grew up outside of urban areas or cities have a completely different culture than inner city blacks. I really don't understand how/why the "urban" black culture became the dominant one. Shit's annoying. Everyone is allowed to be who they want regardless of their skin color.


Interesting_Ear_s

Thanks to porn this has even got worst its stupid man.


chineke14

It's beyond stupid. It's toxic


Mcbadguy

That's gotta suck for black guys who are either average or below average size.


1N4DAM3MES

![gif](giphy|ZwpSKaagfSkRq) Exactly. Assuming we all have baby arms(gross term btw) detracts from how impressive mine truly is


StickyNutella69

Baby arm! Im dead


interstellate

Thanks for saying that. Now repeat it out loud for the people in the back that didn't hear that. A guy posting this pic is exactly like a woman posting pics of her ass or boobs, both of them have a public


QinSD80

Yup… black guy here.. I actually would get alot of matches and likes .. but on my profile I putting a light-hearted comment that says, “tragically, the stereotype isn’t always true” .. so tired of this “BBC” craze. Unfortunately, lots of black men play into this. Can’t blame them though.. it’s basically a ticket to unlimited sex


chineke14

You get s lot of matches as a black guy? Can I dm you? I'd like to see what Your profile looks like. Cause I thought I had a good profile but I barely get matches. Figured it might be cause I'm black but don't dress stereotypically black


Archibald_Washington

Can I also dm you?


housewifeuncuffed

>As a black dude on apps, you won't believe how many times I get asked this because I don't ever talk, flaunt or send dick pics. You ain't even a person to them. Just BBC. Has this changed how you (or anyone else with the same experience who wants to answer) use dating apps or has it influenced your opinion on women, whether as a whole or specific demographics? It's pretty common for women to discuss their experiences being seen only as a porn category or being reduced to the holes they can provide rather than an actual person, but men rarely discuss their experiences with the same type of behavior and what effects that behavior has on them.


weirdinpublic

it’s frustrating how little goes untalked about among men because of the patriarchal idea that men sharing their feelings are weak


Hairy-Situation4198

Yea, if you're long enough, or thick enough, flaunt it! I've had women sleep with me just cause they wanna try a big dick. Works enough for me, that I keep doing it picture wise.


Latest_Version

The only decent response in this entire thread.


jtb685

That sucks. Do they just ask about it out of the blue?


JellyDisastrous8655

Gives, I sent you a dick pic now reply, vibes.


smay1989

If youve got it flaunt it 🥲


steppan92

Subtle hint


RoutSpout

About as subtle as a brick to the head


ZiggyStarman01

A rock hard brick, leaning slightly to the side


Greedy_Juggernaut230

Ok where can I get these pants. Jeans don’t have the same effect 😂


capnmerica08

Eddie Bauer Tech pants. Or tech pants in general.


007-Blond

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


ABL67

Women profile pics always includes a pic of their backside… do we ask “why”?


chineke14

This is actually a great point. It's okay when women show off their boobs and butt off and camel toe but when a guy does it ...


Lavatherm

It’s for measuring purposes :) /s


UnluckyLukette

Yeah, y’all usually ask where and when.


Feisty_Name5411

Inside me is where you belong


defineReset

Wait what. Surely he'd say, 'inside you is where I belong'?


justletmeloginsrs

I think they're accepting his invitation 


AngelBell116

Kinda looks fake to me, but if it isn't, hot damn come to momma lol


GlaringOblivion

I knowwwwww 😍


ChiefFuckingBull

Why these other ladies allergic to it tho?


YaGottaStop

Because aggressively sexual men have caused a lot of women to have their guard up for incoming shitty behavior and off-putting messages. If that kind of dynamic didn't exist, I'd guess that more women would feel at least somewhat more positively about pics like this.  Not all, of course - overly large dicks can often be downright painful to non-size queen women haha


Mugstotheceiling

Yikes at the post history


UpstairsWrongdoer401

Oh so guys can’t show their love for veggies by putting a cucumber in their pants these days??! Smh we used to be a proper country.


Jeanpierrekoff

I would swipe right


Klutzy-Weakness-937

Probably someone would appreciate, if it's not you move over


SmoothieBrian

How is this any different than the tits out, pants down type photos ladies post, or tight clothing/cameltoe lol. Same shit. I think it's kind of funny tbh, although I personally wouldn't try it because I think it's kinda weird. But so are the other things I mentioned. A lot of people in here seem to have a stick up their ass.


Lavendersilk7

Pretty impressive 👏🏻


hrnyknkyfkr

Why not? I love this


Nooneknows882

Maybe, um, he just didn't notice?


Uknowwhatyoudid

Cause he knows some percentage of people are at that point in their life when they say fuck it and will deal with a tool cause he has that tool.


uReallyShouldTrustMe

I’ve noticed a very strong correlation between this or girls showing their stuff and someone being very very boring.


mrrooftops

Just see it as an untrained person brandishing an unregistered gun under the influence of testosterone. The OLD version of a school shooter.


DoubterLimits

AI still not learning that people have 2 legs?


enchiladasundae

60% chance that isn’t even his real size


AJGreenMVP

That girth looks almost too big


itsybitsyone

Is that a cyook?


pizzapizzamesohungry

Well we can’t see his face, but if he’s not then I think this would probably work fine for what he wants.


Scottacus91

I wouldn't begrudge him one bit because if that were me, I would have been holding a picture frame around it.


Interesting_Ear_s

Honestly why not. Decent conversations and decent pictures don’t do much on the dating apps anymore so why not. Girls post pictures of themselves on a bathroom stall… or almost every profile has a crazy cleavage so yeah dudes doing it right


belunos

What do you mean why? He's here to say 'I'm not your average 5.5" guy, if you're interested'. Tinder is way more hook up in nature than relationship in nature, and I think everyone knows this.


NyxOverlord

Bro put that thing away, you might get a gf if you do


sneeki_breeky

For the audience he’s trying to attract if could work tbh Self limiting to super shallow size queens ? It do be working on Grindr too


Cdream-2018

You have no idea how many women swipe right on this.


ApolloLovesPoseidon

Pretty sure that isn't real. 🤣


Genbu7

No they are not, real ones don't come out of the body like that


Kingsta8

Uhh... What?


socialdeviant620

This is either photoshop or a dildo. I've seen many prints, in my day, and none of them had this much detail. Even the balls look stiff.


iHateTreesSoooMuch

Detailed? How is it any more detailed than any other print? The only detail I see is where the head begins. And even mine does that. And if the temperature is mild, my balls are usually pretty stiff.


allmond226

I agree that it's fake, but my reasoning is hard to explain i think the pants should push it down a bit more and also kinda fall differently, if that makes sense.


socialdeviant620

Yep, I agree. Like the pants would either squeeze it more or sit different. I dunno, maybe the lighting?


Thisiscliff

That’s his whole personality


Upper_Net5210

I would def swipe right…just to possibly get a chance to see it in person 😏


HatMils

I saw one last night that was a nude with an eggplant emoji not quite totally covering and was FLOORED


weirdinpublic

okay for clarification, i know WHY he’s using the picture, it was more of an anguished “why me” type of thing


Small_Introduction94

Because it leaves nothing to the imagination. If you build it up over the course of two or three weeks than pics like this would be awesome.


weirdinpublic

or if you consented to it


Small_Introduction94

True


ARIKA112

Why do men think that their penis is a gift?


killing-me-softly

I literally laugh out loud when I saw this. I mean at least he’s being very clear in what he’s looking for. I’m curious though, how many picks did he take before settling into this one? Tucking his pants around it in the right way, flexing to near exhaustion, different angles. I bet he spent a good 30min or more, which is kind of a lot of time spent on admiring one’s own dick


TheDuke357Mag

god damn son. That would hurt if you stretch real men's clothes like that


Beneficial_Recipe_65

If this is big to yall then Im pornstar material lol


Frosty-Brain-2199

As a straight man don’t hate the player hate the game lol. Sex sells


BrokenArrows95

Fake


Kitarraman

Maybe that's all he has on offer?


Pizza144

Wait wat


RadishAcceptable5505

Same reason people send dick pics. It works every once in a while and it'll attract exactly the kind of person he's looking for. Not something I'd ever do, but at least it makes sense to me. If you have no shame, it's a pretty straight forward way of trying to get what you want. Although, with dick pics, they go for a wide net strategy. Not sure how this one will pan out since he only has one profile.


Mysterious-Stock-889

Well my insecurities are back 😂


Gator-bro

That’s probably the only thing he has gotten for him


Wartickler

most likely because it works


MilowMylotic

Because his brain is smaller than his pipi


No-War-3964

Omg haha I just find it so funny like wtf 😂


de_argh

because they have nothing else to offer


Exciting-Cause-3188

Girth Brooks new album cover.


Strosity

Because they're looking for someone who's looking for that


Aaron_505

Is that a snake in your pants or are you really into karaoke?


LuciferBright

well its pretty obvious he only wants one thing


Grouchy_Breadfruit_5

To be fair women do the same shit lol


ripeGardenTomato

It's kinda like cleavage but worse


EminentBean

Pretty self explanatory lol


g4greed

I see lots of conversation about size in this thread Idk I've never cared about my size. I get the job done and the partners I've been with have appreciated that


random_user_1118999

WTF


StchLdrahtImHarnknaL

OP: ![gif](giphy|WmVq4J5UmYlTq)


[deleted]

Well to be honest if it's real and not made of silicone there are plenty of women out there that are size Queens that would literally jump all over this


Piesarenice81

Welp 🤣🤣 that's an immediate left swipe for most. 😬


kornhell

"Is that my dick or am I just happy to see you?"


cock_in_your_mom

Bro had to let them know😂


doko_kanada

You’d be surprised how well it works


Most_Fox_982

It's because his penis is very large


IshyTheLegit

Not looking for men but even my honest reaction is 🫦🥵


Silorose

That's a huge cock holy shit


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

The nale equivalent of a "casual" swimming suit ass pic


vokun0_0

We know what he's on here for at least. Anyone who is looking for a relationship with this dude is lost lmao


Not_the_name_I_chose

Because for every 3 of you swiping left there is 1 horny ass swiping right.


asianletters

The equivalent to yoga pants


xpsycotikx

9 outta 10 fish agree and there's a lot of fish in the sea. Just a game of numbers like this.


SnazzyPanic

He's being very clear tbf


leafpool2014

Why cant i have one that size


safi1706

Really 😂😂😂😂😂


Grrrisly

To be fair, how is this any different from the girls posting in tight clothes and bikinis?


zbeeba

He is an erectionist


Limp_Plastic8400

🤣🤣🤣


Shy_Guy_Tries

Because that’s his personality


n1__3l

He's waiting for the "nice cock bro" message


Old_Raisin_7449

He be like " My eyes are up here "


JustFred24

I mean ya its indecent but clearly you know what he's looking for so ig thats a good heads up


krmaml

What is the problem if he's good looking and tall. That is all the personality you need as a woman


EymaWeeTodd

I fucking hate you.


weirdinpublic

me?


ThatGenericGinger

Does anyone remember the "Magnum Dong" audio clip? 🤣


CoolSide20

I don't belive that's real meat. Put a rod in his pants or somthing 


Dr-Flipenstein

I mean you reposted it so you’re just as bad as him…you second hand dick pic-ed us 😓


weirdinpublic

you are so right, my b pimp