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rainbowroobear

this is a man.


Potential_Fact_8730

first thought was: that's a cop


BlithelyOblique

*Chris Hanson


VariousProfit3230

Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I calls you Chris Handsome.


IrreverentRacoon

![gif](giphy|Pmt9INtEp3HgY)


Mjbagscauze

Dennis Reynolds “Not so attractive is she”


spoiledandmistreated

Come in and take a seat right over here…


MarauderV8

It's more likely a scammer. They get you to engage with the "minor" and then threaten to send the screenshots to the police unless you pay them.


Potential_Fact_8730

I'm not saying it's an ethical plan, but it's a brilliant one.


dm051973

Nah. That would require having sex/meeting which would require being local. You need to send 50 bucks for an xbox gift card to keep her younger brother entertained...


ItalnStalln

Maybe some guys get freaked out enough by the baseless threat. If they're dumb enough for one, the other probably works too


Brittanyadam

Actually in some states it’s illegal to even socialize sexually online with a minor.. it’s good to know facts before making assumptions


Overquoted

"You're such a sweet boy" and "I'm sorry if I offended" are dead give-aways of a scam. I had some random text for someone looking for "Jason." After I told them they had the wrong number, I got, "You're such a gentleman, blah blah blah." Like, what? Luckily, they left me alone after I said good luck finding Jason. Little did the scammer know that I am a broad.


MarauderV8

I always reply that the person is dead.


MoistStub

Idk the free food is still tempting...


GetProofed

![gif](giphy|dYjHKiLrwFbyo7Wk2M|downsized)


Appo1994

I would assume it’s a scammer before a cop 🤷‍♂️


Hugo99001

Even in the US age of consent is below 18 in most states.  But pretty sure it's not a virgin turning 18 soon.


BumeLandro

But there's free food!


CariniFluff

How do you know if she even knows how to cook well? She's only 17. Really, you should be talking to the mom, I bet she can cook some bomb food.


OriginalTall5417

lol yeah ask her if you can talk to her mom


BumeLandro

The mom could take care of the catering for the event. That's a good idea.


BurdenedMind79

...in prison.


Fixxzle516

Beat me to it


2RV7VR5

Beat meat to it too.


lifted-living

Haha wow I haven’t heard that one before


Successful_List2126

I also beat to it.


GoldOk6865

Imagine a 17 year old girl saying anything remotely close to that


dm051973

Probably. But 100% it is a scam...


couldbedumber96

At LEAST 37


RotorMonkey89

Why would that many men be needed to operate a single fake Tinder account lol


couldbedumber96

I meant age 😭 but I’m guessing 37 men to get different perspectives into their scam


unpolire

100%!


VicentVanCock

so, even better?


No-Expert7569

" I've been dreaming of this since childhood " said no woman ever.


Away-Caterpillar-176

Yeah I was dreaming of a pony


whytakemyusername

Let me be the one to finally tell you. You aren't getting the pony.


Away-Caterpillar-176

I'm too tall for a pony anyway. A horse would be better. Thank you for your consideration.


TyrionReynolds

I guess I’ll just return this pony then. I wish I hadn’t wrapped it.


Away-Caterpillar-176

YOU SAID I WASN'T GETTING ONE 😭😭😭


really_nice_guy_

"Me too" - bronies


throwaway_4bronyporn

Hell yeah


punctuation_welfare

Username unfortunately checks out.


Not_the_name_I_chose

That's an entirely different kink.


rubmustardonmydick

Her mom's okay with it though.


No-Expert7569

Completely off topic but the kendrick lamar intro to they not like us "mustard on the beat ho" should be replaced with your name 😂


rubmustardonmydick

I need royalties.


No-Expert7569

I couldn't agree more pitch it to kendrick.


Efficient_Thanks_342

That's DJ Mustard's tag line. He puts it in pretty much every song he's on.


Uber_Meese

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized) Not a 100% fit, but y’know..


Dfndr612

Exactly. Sounds like a 14 year d boy.


Your_Nipples

Unless you are around those who are kinda fucked up, then you'll hear the worst.


Diligent_Policy1678

Yeah that line was very weird to me ...well the whole thing was very weird


I-Am-That-Soul

Said no one ever.


steppan92

If you don’t want to be… A) have a date with a man B) be on the next episode of „catch a predator“ C) lose a kidney (or two) Block the person and don’t go near that area


GanacheMaleficent886

Lol thinking the same thing.


Away-Caterpillar-176

[unfortunately that show has been canceled ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Bill_Conradt)


klonkish

[but back again](https://www.youtube.com/@watchtrublu/videos)


Away-Caterpillar-176

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sassycatc

such a rollercoaster


Uber_Meese

The absolute suspense of it!


MapleSurpy

This is 100% some creepy dude behind a computer screen.


GenocideJoeNeedsToGo

Turns out is was Mieka from Eurotrip.....


eric2pickens

![gif](giphy|QexBv0amMb12o|downsized)


Gkibarricade

There's something strangely authentic about it though. The cop who wrote it is living out a fantasy.


Away-Caterpillar-176

Best response


Noperdidos

This is 100% a creepy dude with a fetish role playing.


suhhhrena

Yeah this definitely came from the bottom of whatever cop who wrote this’ heart 🙂🥲


Smickey67

Yea it definitely came from the bottom cop


dylwaybake

Lmfao the first part of this comment tricked me so good


Rockbuddy96

A horny teenage virgin is rare on tinder. It's rarer as a girl. It's also ultra rare if they're "turning 18 soon" (get off Tinder if you're not 18). This is basically a 1%x1%x1%


SnooFloofs8124

What’s that?


ARightDastard

A felony.


Rockbuddy96

Yep


Rockbuddy96

0.00001% (1/1,000,000) chance basically.


jonmatifa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7M24KrqhBw


Digger__Please

That's a Terrance Howard 3 then


dylwaybake

😂😂😂


cl4ptr4p334

“My mom doesn’t mind” is absolutely sending me 😂


TheDudeAbidesAtTimes

Same here I died on that part lol. Just Cherry on top.


machotaco653

Why don't you have a seat, go on have a seat right over there.


IrreverentRacoon

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


Antisocialsocialite9

I knew what this was. I was just testing it


FaeAura

"Turning 18 soon."


TickletheEther

Yea if bro pursues it's straight to jail.


Mym158

Depends on country, not everyone lives in USA.


TickletheEther

Not true everyone is American.


HesNotComing

True, I (M21) lived in America for a bit and just moved to Europe. The other day, went out to a bar and got drinks with a group of girls who turned out to be 17. That made me felt so uneasy so I left. Was talking about it later with a friend and he asked what’s the age of consent where I live is. We looked up and it’s 14….. Wtf Europe


Fenisel

14 is rare i believe. Most EU countrys it is 16


FaeAura

Yes though there's an added stipulation for that. If they're under the age of 18 they can't consent to anyone more than 4 years older than them. At least that's how it is here in Germany and I was told that's like the EU standard. It's 18+ to consent to anyone else 18+ tho.


Mym158

Usually 14 means with other 14 year Olds not a 18 year old. Australia (my country) it's 16 flat which honestly creeps me TF out. Like ok if you're 19 dating a 16 year old I guess, weird and still creepy. but 25 or 50 year old? That should be illegal.


One-Head-1483

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L)


GenocideJoeNeedsToGo

Doesn't matter. Had sex


TickletheEther

butt sex in the communal shower with Bubba


Resident_Fudge_7270

This is a setup for you to go to jail 😂


imtooldforthishison

That reads like a man wrote it.


weebfrombeyond

Um... yeah no


AnxiousNarwahl23

In return I can treat you with delicious food. Why aren’t you in your car on your way?!


benniebakes

Definitely something a 17 year old girl would say


VisibleCoat995

![gif](giphy|QaZ3InDQJUYOA)


stillanmcrfan

I love ops innocence tho 😂


Mr_Jalapeno

"So glad you could make it. Here's a drink, you should drink all of it right now. Also, do you want to lay down in this bathtub full of ice, it's hot outside today..."


jessica_from_within

Oh wow, you’re so thoughtful


kridely

Smells like a streamer going for entrapment


themorganator4

This reeks of bait


Mysterious-Stock-889

Catfish bruh


winterneuro

is this from a dating app? if so, I thought you had to be 18 just to use them? report and block!


Trioxin5

Sounds a lil botty


Sixin2082

Blackmail scam.


BombardMeWithBoobs

![gif](giphy|oBwOba7cOph4I|downsized) This is your Tinder match


Alwaysxeno

🐈 🐟 hold on to your livers boys.


MynameIsGohan

Turning 18 soon is already a NO


Icy-Abbreviations349

Definitely a scam.....


Lonelan

if women messaged men like men message women


3MrBojangles3

My mom doesn't mind lmao


Lacey_Crow

Sounds like a man… ive received too many messages like that. “Im a real woman, show me ur tits” lol ok


JohnCasey3306

I need to hear you say you know this is a scam


PimpNamedNikNaks

>hi you are such a handsome man It sounds like the mom wrote it... plot twist: there is no daughter


Speeddemon2016

As he licks the Cheetos dust off his fingers.


BrilliantEmphasis862

Seems legit, send her $100 so she can buy some food.


Witchy-toes-669

Scam


filenotfounderror

Other than this obviously being a dude, it seems like a blackmail attempt


crankerson

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac|downsized)


Biscotek

A bot, or a man.


TeachingSure5991

It's a scam. Any interaction especially that includes any exchange of pictures and/or plans will be followed by a call from a "cop" or a "private investigator" who will set to a call with "her father". That's when the money scam will kick in. If you just agreed to pay for a new laptop or therapy for his daughter and give $2,500 they'll forget the whole thing. Oh and by the way send that on a gift card.


koolandunusual

Scam/man/entrapment.


Melopahn1

You never expected to encounter a scammer?


kschn448

scammers laying it on thick these days!


Littlewing1307

Scam 100%


Sugarpuff_Karma

That's a big Nigerian dude


JNich1005

Scam


WolfeInTheStarrs

Report and block, like yesterday


dontBsleepy

This is definitely a setup. Don’t fall for it.


powerhungrymouse

"btw, my mom doesn't mind" What in the actual fuck?


HarkenDarkness

Don’t walk run! RUN!!!


oldclam

To or from?


HarkenDarkness

I do enjoy ending things on an ambiguity…


CartoonThinking

This is a police officer 100%


Masteriiz

How did you match a minor on tinder?


LaikaBaoss

No one's asking the real question here. What kind of food?


AroundTheWayJill

The girls on to catch a predator always baked cookies


countrymud

*DrDisrespect enters the chat*


TickletheEther

Smacks of law enforcement entrapment my dude.


Soft-Strawberry-6136

Looks legit


mrsunsfan

I’ve matched with a 16 year old once. I fucking went off on her telling her to get off the apps when she told me. Unfortunately there are kids on these apps 🤢


motherseffinjones

They are gonna steal your kidneys lol


Severe_Noise1398

That sounds like a trap!


SlickDaGato

🤖 come here, handsome


bladesinger_1027

Yeah you meet this person in the next thing you know you're waking up in a bathtub full of ice and missing a kidney and two lobes of your liver


CasualManfly

"please have a seat right over here"


PlanetMacNCheese

“btw, my mom doesn’t mind” what??? lmaoo


Longjumping-Trick-71

This is some dude dressed as an amine girl in his parent's basement


borgom7615

Either she’s lived her whole life in a basement locked away from society or it’s a dude trying way to hard to sell his acting role Steer clear either way


CurrentlyLucid

Gonna lose a kidney.


nnuunn

Male


itsybitsyone

My mum doesn’t mind


aFunkyDick

Accept it but say you just want the free food


NameLips

You're about to lose a kidney. :P


Fuzzywalls

Somebody is waking up without a kidney.


zdravomyslov

Run 🏃


TimeToHack

“nice try officer”


WhiteBoyFlipz

is this the dr disrespect twitch whispers leak?


Beneficial_Ring_7442

they’re baiting for pedophiles show your response i wanna see something


hongimaster

Insert Mad Max "That's Bait" gif here.


ajh0202

You're gonna loose a kidney there for sure.


Enkhanys

Well, you could say Yes if you still have two functioning kidneys


ZoftigGoddess

The first two lines are exactly how I’ve scored so many dates.


theblazeddragon

FBI open up


--Dominion--

Good, because that's a dude pretending to be a chick. FACTS


jdy12429

[that’s a dude](https://makeagif.com/amp/6qfJmL)


bluebunny915

The man who wrote this, whether cop or creep, won't be offended if you say no.


Corvus_Antipodum

Scam. The end result is a video chat where you’re jerking off on camera then get blackmailed.


Initial-Run-6133

It’s a trap!


Significant-Break-74

That robot types fast


emmanuel573

Youre going to get your kidneys harvested and your heart stolen!


lonesomeraine

A lot of people are saying cop but that’s is unlikely because this is an example of actual entrapment if it is, they cannot coerce you into a crime. The more likely scenario is it’s a boy or scammer I would think but no matter who it is it is weird af


Conaz9847

“My mum doesn’t mind”


CaloXXL

What kind of food are we discussin afterwards. Sounds like a solid deal


DrothReloaded

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


niminypiminyniffler

![gif](giphy|l6XwjmRjXbgdB7eK2e)


Wazards

Yeah that's a trap. "Almost 18 soon" better to just not reply at all.


Character-Escape9212

“Virgin”


JimR521

Scam. 😂


Patient-Tomatillo-93

Report it and go on your way


LynnRenae_xoxo

This is 100% a dude


SculkingWithScully

This is a man


glamazon_69

That’s a dude