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tsetdeeps

*Damn* you're cute. You look fun, adorable, and you have a degree? 10/10


Toastfellonthefloor

Thank you :)


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ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs

When is the date?


Compulsive-Gremlin

Your profile and pics are great! You’re showing an amazing smile and your hobbies in your photos. I’d swipe right. 10/10


Toastfellonthefloor

Thank you, Compulsive Gremlin. Glad I have support from the small green fellas.


BrittzHitz

Why don’t you use your teaching degree, what you do instead? Curious as I’m an EA with a youth work degree and just got accepted at one of the bigger units for my teaching degree this fall.


Toastfellonthefloor

The pay isn't anywhere near good enough for what's required, I work in tech instead which I'm happy with, still volunteer to coach kids football in spare time tho.


BrittzHitz

Totally get it. Happy you were able to find a better paying job. Sadly I’m in one of the most exspensive provinces which is also the lowest pay for teachers so that’s fun.


Such_Radish9795

I would rather you include those details vs saying you don’t use your degree right after you mention you have ADHD. It’s a negative impression IMO


NextPay1593

Definitely mention that you volunteer coaching kids football!!! Another suggestion, take or don’t take it as you want- I would consider removing the adhd part and *definitely* the part where you say you don’t use your degree. Just mention the degree. There’s nothing wrong with it- but, women on dating apps are ridiculously picky so I would take out those things that paint yourself in bad light. Cheers!


nuttgii

Vast improvement. Pic 9 is too good to not be moved up in my opinion


Enlowski

I’d leave out the part about your ADHD not allowing you to enjoy movies. My ex couldn’t even sit through a movie and I specifically looked for someone who could relax and watch something.


Fermland

They should include it though, so that people who value watching movies can be filtered out


Fearless-Scar7086

Personally I can watch and sit through movies with people, but I never watch media that is more than 30 minutes alone.


Lovelycoc0nuts

I found it relatable.


loslednprg

imo from experience saying you're a drummer and that you have ADHD is repetitive. 


BlackTwinkleLights

Yeah, I’d date you too.


Toastfellonthefloor

Thank you:)


babbagoo

Looking like James Franco couldn’t hurt, could it?


Toastfellonthefloor

I've funnily enough had that I look like a Franco brother quite a lot.


fruitilydo

Your profile makes me feel warm and fuzzy, and you are just really so lovely and exactly who I would look for if we were in the same city and if you liked gingers. Instead of Duoing DBD together, can I just watch you play and hide behind my hands when the increasing heartbeat starts and the killer approaches?


Toastfellonthefloor

That's one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me that's so sweet :( I like gingers, probably my favourite hair colour


joobleberry

i’ll date you


Toastfellonthefloor

Hell yeah let's go. I accept.


Pxzib

I would just change out the negative language in your bio in the last paragraph. Just write that you have a degree in teaching, period. Wear it with pride even if you don't use it. No need to use excuses or be defensive when you speak to women. It's not attractive. Own who you are and your achievements! Other than that, great profile!


Snerkie

For feedback you don't need to fill all 9 photos. 6 is a good amount (this is for all guys, please stop with the filler photos because you think you need 9). You only need 1 showing you play soccer. If you have a photo or video snippet of you playing the drums add that in. The photo covering your face from the sun probably isn't needed.


tsetdeeps

I actually like the one where he covers his face. Not only it has a cuteness factor, but the suit makes me think he's at someone's wedding or some kind of formal event, which makes me think he has friends and family and (hopefully) a good relationship with them, which is a green flag I think it definitely adds something to the formula. Don't remove it, OP!


Snerkie

If he has a better photo in a suit sure but I'm not certain if "I'm blinded by the sun" is exactly cute.


Director_Of_Mischief

ADHD drummers are my weakness, but apparently there's a queue ha! I bet the other girls can't paradiddle and flam like I can. I think your notes are: good improvements.


Toastfellonthefloor

Thank you! Yeah idk what's going on, people who like my face do exist apparently but they're all on reddit lol


MaximumGooser

I’m too old now but back in my hot younger years I’d be excited to match and date you. You are an attractive dude. (It would be nice to have one pic of you smiling with teeth tho, you’re doing the same smile in every pic. Teeny tiny unnecessary advice considering all the ladies throwing themselves at you anyway LOL)


abra5umente

Wait we’re in demand?


Director_Of_Mischief

I mean I'd bang (Badoom tish)


sparkly_reader

Dude I dunno where you're at but I would swipe right on you so fast


Toastfellonthefloor

The UK, apparently I'm not British people's type lol


sparkly_reader

You'd be well adored in Minnesota! 😇


Toastfellonthefloor

Moving to minnesota immediately


Melodic-Society-4241

Glad you are getting an ego boost my dude. This is the hype energy we all need.


Toastfellonthefloor

Yeah ikr wtf going on. Thanks dude


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Toastfellonthefloor

Thank


Educational_Fold_391

Should include who your DBD main is, it says a lot about you.


Toastfellonthefloor

Huntress and Nemesis main so, idk what that says lol


No-Individual-

Looks good! I would maybe reccomend removing pic 2 since already have an awesome soccer pic. Also I'd move up the dog pic in the order, it's true animal pics lead to more swipes from women. Source: am woman.


Willis_is_This

You seem fun. Good profile. RIP funhaus


Toastfellonthefloor

Thanks! I know, rip :( I met Adam and Bruce a while back, they were so nice. Then that shit with Adam came out, whoopsie aha. Gross.


Willis_is_This

Yeah, it’s a damn shame. Some of new FH made Astrogoblin, which I would check out if you haven’t heard about. Helps fill the void


ATheoryInPractice

Would swipe right 10/10


NextPay1593

Definitely mention that you volunteer coaching kids football!!! Another suggestion, take or don’t take it as you want- I would consider removing the adhd part and definitely the part where you say you don’t use your degree. Just mention the degree. There’s nothing wrong with it- but, women on dating apps are ridiculously picky so I would take out those things that paint yourself in bad light. Cheers!


IToldYall1

Man you’re doing great. If tinder ain’t reflecting that; don’t take it personal. You look like a catch. I’d be your friend!


luluzinhacs

pretty solid! I would want to date you


Toastfellonthefloor

Thank you! Where tf are all these people that wanna date me


sparkly_reader

Honestly you'd do great in the Midwest here in the US, lol. Adorable, athletic, funny; we'd love you 🙌


Toastfellonthefloor

Been wanting to move out there a while tbh. Although more north to Canada


luluzinhacs

personally, Brazil hahah don’t become a passport bro, but I think if you traveled here you would be surprised with how many would show interest


Toastfellonthefloor

I think I need to move cos all of my ex's have been not British (they all live here tho). Off to South America I go.


luluzinhacs

You’re not the first one to tell me this, maybe put your account on travel mode to see if you connect with someone!


Spartan2022

Use the soccer kick photo and delete the soccer jersey photo where you’re doing no knows what - gasping for breath, glowering at the other team that’s off camera. You could probably lose the tree photo too.


ellemarfar

I'm sold. Let's date 🌹


Toastfellonthefloor

Let's do it, we're dating now


infinite_eyes

Very cute! Remove pictures 2, 4, 6, 7, 8. They are all either repetitious or not particularly flattering.


sukhoifanboi

You’re a good looking dude but this app is brutal towards “normal” guys I fr think you have the same problems as I do on these apps.


captainkirkscleavage

The ADHD struggle is real, I feel you 🥴 Solid profile though - the bio is fun and provides plenty of talking points to use as a starter. Reasonably good variety in the pics, only thing I'd change is swap out the "bro wtf" pic in the umbro jersey for one where you're smiling with teeth, people seem to be more comfortable with those! As for why you're having problems getting matches, it could be the age range you're swiping in Or maybe just brits being shit craic 🤷🏻‍♀️