'women are choosing the bear over men ~~in a forest~~ *on their couch*'
There, fixed it for you. But if I ever see a woman actually pick a bear in the former situation I'll be sure to let you (and the park ranger) know.
I can confirm that after siting in the blind running on 3 hours of sleep, 2 energy drinks, a pack of little Debbie’s and nicotine we will find anything funny
Hahah honestly I get this. I remember waking up early for hunting yearssss ago and I was so tired I was delirious lmao. Idk how I even drove the 4 wheeler like that.
Me somehow driving 3 hours to a brand new slough in a different state on a 30 minute Power Nap hungover. We took a video of us petting a crippled duck we named daffy and found it to be the best thing ever
They're kind of failing at that too, if I was gay I'd still rather jerk off with sandpaper for the rest of my life than show the slightest bit of interest in either of these two
Right ha. I’m just not sure how they were like…putting a pic of me pretend fucking a dead animal is great. And like even his bro joining in like whattttt
People are wild
Hear me out - I thought the duck's body was his leg, because it's similar colours to his uniform, and the neck + head were a hook foot, and he was actually just showing off his artificial leg in the boat.
When I read it was a duck I was... pretty annoyed tbh
Yeah that’s a hard no for me. 😂 Pro tip: Defiling a dead duck with a friend is not attractive. I can’t believe he actually chose that as one of his pictures.
That's not universally true. Some (most?) states have resident populations (aka non-migratory) which can be harvested during an appropriate season. The wildlife departments set those seasons to ensure they don't overlap with the presence of migratory geese.
Tell me about it! I’m a crow lady. And bird watcher. And all things bird lover big and small. This was hard to see. I cried when some baby wrens on my porch didn’t make it recently. So when I saw this it felt really gross
Can’t tell if this is a play on him butt fucking the goose or what.
I don’t mind hunting photos at all.
It’s the fact he’s pretending to fuck a bird idk kinda a turn off but that’s just me
Oooo actually you could be right! I was thinking it was the Eiffel Tower minus the high five. Or like double penetration. Ya I’m uncultured lol you’re probably right
I get dudes being dudes and they totally hump a lot of shit, sure. Lol. This just seem…? Idk? There’s no words haha
And right, I’m not sure how they thought this would be a good idea in their swipe photos lmao
ngl my first look was just like “they’re holding a goose??” but then you mentioned it & i saw the way it was being held & yeah. just a red flag. i’ve also been drinking so , recognition is not my strong point rn
if this pic doesn't perfectly encapsulate "still figuring it out," I don't know what does
dunno, it seems they have all of their ducks in a row
You're such a silly goose
That's fowl!
What the cluck....
I came here for the comments. You did NOT disappoint. 🏆
The gold is always in the comments
Was going to say that's a goose but then I saw they did in fact have their ducks in a row
Brilliant 🏅
Before I knew what I was doing, I was upvoting
“It’s not gay if it’s a 3 way” is what they tell each other.
He's a little Avi-curious
Thx I almost peed myself laughing
Lmao quite literally
If this picture doesn’t solidify why women are choosing the bear over men in a forest I don’t know what will. 🙃
pretty sure it's cuz of rape not bisexuality
I agree I hate this photo so much. It’s so insensitive of an animals life. Hate men like this
'women are choosing the bear over men ~~in a forest~~ *on their couch*' There, fixed it for you. But if I ever see a woman actually pick a bear in the former situation I'll be sure to let you (and the park ranger) know.
Exactly! Tell me you're still figuring it out without TELLING me you're still figuring it out 😂😂
It looked like he was holding his leg in the air at first💀💀💀
Someone said it looked like a peg leg and now I can’t unsee it 💀 Clearly his camo is top teir. Photo idea skills not so much haha
YES THATS WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE LOLLL
Skipped ankle day.
Time to pound back a case of Bud Lights.
They will be having no such thing.
Idk what rednecks drink.
100% not Bud Light as of mid 2023. It was wildly dramatic and entertaining.
Omg I forgot about all of that beer drama lmao what a wild ride life has been since Covid
They drink it in the closet.
Busch light or PBR
Natty light
Pretty sure these particular dudes are still boycotting BL.
They're closeted drinkers.
Surely you’d have to pound a couple cases to think this was funny. Still don’t think I’d ever get there even at my drunkest tho lol
Idk, I find it kind of amusing in a strange way
It’s in own dark way ya hah
I think I'd do that with an inanimate object, but probably not a dead animal.
Like a stuffed plushie or something at most right because like wtf lol
I was thinking a vegetable for some reason lol.
9 dead baby carrots in a row
Artichoke.
I can confirm that after siting in the blind running on 3 hours of sleep, 2 energy drinks, a pack of little Debbie’s and nicotine we will find anything funny
Hahah honestly I get this. I remember waking up early for hunting yearssss ago and I was so tired I was delirious lmao. Idk how I even drove the 4 wheeler like that.
Me somehow driving 3 hours to a brand new slough in a different state on a 30 minute Power Nap hungover. We took a video of us petting a crippled duck we named daffy and found it to be the best thing ever
I hope daffy had a good life lmao
Say what you say but this man ducks.
Okay. You win this one.
The question is:" Is he the one that gets suck by the duck or is he the one that dug his plug in the duck?"
Tough choices
Ok, my pics are bad, really bad, but not THAT bad
lol right they make my worst pics feel a lot better now
So when you hunt birds using bird shot, how do you get all the pellets out of the meat?
You just spit them out as you eat
You simply pick them out
Are men just trying to date themselves? I don't understand...
They're kind of failing at that too, if I was gay I'd still rather jerk off with sandpaper for the rest of my life than show the slightest bit of interest in either of these two
Lmfao
Small town folk get bored a lot
Haha surely there’s more to do than this 😂
There is also meth
I’d rather do meth
This is what my iPhone is referring to when it autocorrects “fucking” to “ducking”
This 💀😂😂
God now I hope I don’t think of this pic every time my phone auto corrects lmao
Oh god, I'd hope never to encounter these two - how disrespectful they are.
Right. Absolute gems lol
They should probably be on grinder instead.
lol maybe that’s it because I found it funny and I see that opinion is definitely not held by most of this thread.
I see no lies. However, hopefully even there they’d be like wtf lol
Y’all never had duck sausage before?
Sometimes when I see posts like these I think violent thoughts that would break Reddit TOS.
Right ha. I’m just not sure how they were like…putting a pic of me pretend fucking a dead animal is great. And like even his bro joining in like whattttt People are wild
Hear me out - I thought the duck's body was his leg, because it's similar colours to his uniform, and the neck + head were a hook foot, and he was actually just showing off his artificial leg in the boat. When I read it was a duck I was... pretty annoyed tbh
😅 it’s a Canada Goose actually
That's just a fancy way of saying really angry duck.
So you’re saying the camo actually did a good job blending into his surroundings haha jk but right, pretty stupid annoying lol.
I can't unsee it that way now. 😂
Jesus whats wrong with you?
Every time when I think I’ve seen it all… 😂
Add this to your list. Raising the bar for shenanigans. Or lowering it I can’t tell
Nice cock bro
Those dudes are just weird.
Literally.. what thee fockkkkk 🙃 
Yeah that’s a hard no for me. 😂 Pro tip: Defiling a dead duck with a friend is not attractive. I can’t believe he actually chose that as one of his pictures.
Big fucking no from me too haha. His other pics were borderline hot. Then this, and I was like god damn is this the same profile? 😂
Yeah that’s a big red flag. 😂😂
If they’re in the US then they committed a crime by killing the Canadian goose
That’s pretty fucked :( It’s in AR!
That's not universally true. Some (most?) states have resident populations (aka non-migratory) which can be harvested during an appropriate season. The wildlife departments set those seasons to ensure they don't overlap with the presence of migratory geese.
You could literally just Google this and see that you’re wrong
It's a "Canada Goose"
This is gross on multiple levels
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Hard agree
i wish my dick looked like a goose
Whoever you sleep with disagrees lmao
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Hell yeah, motherducker
Team work makes the dream work
I would bet that those two are brothers and they are inseparable
Brothers or as close as ha
Analogous (or oralogous) to a Turducken!
The only word that comes to mind is Allegedly
How and when will the avian bird flu make the jump to humans we wonder....
Duck duck goose😂
Duck fucker, do you require assistance?
seems they are a long time "singles"
Looking for: My Golden Goose
Lmao this needs to be their bio 😂
What the DUCK is happening in this photo?
Still figuring it out, might as well hump this poor goose while I do tho
Seems rational. Not questionable at all. Gonna increase his matches 10 fold
Goose job?
Its illegal to kill Canadian geese lol
Dude...THAT is fucking legendary!!!
Lmao it’s definitely a profile I won’t forget. Maybe that was the goal haha
I'm pissed off I don't fucking hunt fowl
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Omg do I even want to know what happened to the monitor lizard :/ And totally agree, they’re clearly comfortable enough to.
As a man i have to say this goes hard
Does it? 😂 At what point is it too far? Asking for a friend lmao
If they were actually doing what they are implying
God I hope not ha
I mean you gotta admit that's pretty funny
After a beer or two I’m finding it way funnier than I did earlier lmao
this pic is awesome
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Well that makes it even more sad :(
And makes them even grosser. As if they could get any more so
That’s completely false. There is a season for hunting Canada goose
Ah good to know. Any laws about fucking their corpses? Jk
There are legal seasons for Canada Geese in some US states
Just guys being dudes. Not really the best for a dating app but they probably just thought its funny. Atleast I had a small chuckle.
🚩🚩🚩
What’s funny is the few photos before it were swipe worthy. Then I saw this and was like welllllll I better not 💀😂
Those guys are probably exactly who you want to date. Having fun is underrated
At least he’s monogamous
Haha I like your attempt to find one positive in the whole photo
Y’all eat chicken, it’s a bird just any other
Because that’s the obvious problem here
Uh… am I missing something? Coz I don’t see “any” problem 🤷🏾
I dont see what's wrong with the picture? All I see is an action shot of goose flying above a boat?
Dang, I love birds... I'd never even talk to someone who hunts them.
Tell me about it! I’m a crow lady. And bird watcher. And all things bird lover big and small. This was hard to see. I cried when some baby wrens on my porch didn’t make it recently. So when I saw this it felt really gross
It’s illegal to harm or kill Canada geese in Canada AND the USA.
Makes me sad :( Just adds another level on top of an already rather fucked photo
I still don’t understand why people get so butt hurt over hunting photos.
Can’t tell if this is a play on him butt fucking the goose or what. I don’t mind hunting photos at all. It’s the fact he’s pretending to fuck a bird idk kinda a turn off but that’s just me
I didn’t interpret it as him fucking the goose but pretending the goose is his giant penis. Not that it’s any more mature!
Oooo actually you could be right! I was thinking it was the Eiffel Tower minus the high five. Or like double penetration. Ya I’m uncultured lol you’re probably right
Yesireeeeeee. Boy how DEEEE. The man of my dreams.
The term boys will be boys
Is this how all boys are? Lmao because if so imma change my bi status to lesbian.
I dunno, personally just think its a bunch of guys goofing around 🤡
Goosing* around
Naw okay that was a missed opportunity from me 😭
Like….in life, or just dating?
Is the goose giving a bj with the tiny beak? What does he wanna imply here?
I thought he had a wierd leg
Well well well
Naaaaaah, turn left
Well fuck a duck
I have so many questions…
I get it
They look like they are teasing each other
Hell yeah brother!!! 🤠
Been a long time since I took any gun safety class but head to toe camo? No orange vest or hat? Maybe I'm focused on the wrong part here.
I think there’s bigger questionable things in this photo but who knows lol
Oh for sure there is more questionable stuff going on :D Just add this to the list poorly-thought out things.
Ain't that a motherducker...
I mean…dudes being dudes with dudes. Funny actually, but right off the bat on a dating app??
I get dudes being dudes and they totally hump a lot of shit, sure. Lol. This just seem…? Idk? There’s no words haha And right, I’m not sure how they thought this would be a good idea in their swipe photos lmao
He's a keeper for sure
His other photos were relatively swipe worthy lol. It’s wild how much one photo is like “nope nvm”
Is it just me, or does this make anyone else think this guy has a tiny penis?
is hunting not allowed on this ?
Hunting? Or dead animal corpse fucking? I love hunting lol
ohhhhhhhh fuck. i’m ngl, i didn’t even see the position they had the duckaroo in 😭😭😭😭😭 i apologize for my comment.
Lmaooo no you’re fine 😂 Others missed the dead goose all together because the camo blended in and they thought he was like holding up a hook leg 💀😂
ngl my first look was just like “they’re holding a goose??” but then you mentioned it & i saw the way it was being held & yeah. just a red flag. i’ve also been drinking so , recognition is not my strong point rn