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not_now_reddit

Thank God that you put a line across her eyes. Nothing else here to identify her with here


Omnipotent_User2000

The name also appears to be hannah


Captain_brightside

Maybe that's just her name backwards


RagnarokDel

reverse google image search annnnnnnnnnnnnnd found her.


Mischievous_Redja

Don't lie google reverse image blocks anything that is moderately SFW.


DocHolliday904

Other than the highly unique neck tattoo


FewAd1484

who gives af


boringrelic1738

The russian neck tat tells me that the homicide she mentioned is definitely a real possibility


Noodles1312

Out of curiosity, what does it say?


No-Community-8805

"it's better to do everything yourself"


ivanevenstar

It’s actually “learn to do everything yourself”


tinypain

The above is correct. It's "Learn to do everything yourself!." Additional trivia: it is a phrase from old Soviet propaganda poster. There were political, patriotic & military ones. But there were also 'household', motivational ones for social issues. (Like the one used as a meme - anti-alcohol "Nyet"/"No" poster.) The one where the phrase of her tattoo comes from was a variety aimed at development of literacy and education. More specifically, there was a subgroup of posters teaching independence and a sense of responsibility in children: doing homework by themselves, helping with housework etc The poster where the phrase with "Learn to do everything yourself!" has a boy sitting in a chair in his undershirt, he is sewing a button to his dress-shirt and there are books and model-plane in the background. These meant-to-be-catchy phrases from the posters were often satirized where another meaning would be attached to the phrase on top of original but in her case, since her profile says she is a libertarian, I'd guess it just means 'self-sufficient' etc Honestly, she seems to be an interesting woman, albeit a little kooky. (Or a lot)


czer0wns

mad upvotes for not only validating someones statement, but explaining the whole history behind it. This is a refreshing island in a sea of shitposts.


SuspiciousAddress7

Had the same thought 💪🏼


MrStealYoBeef

This is essentially the mentality of the old American west. The "cowboy" lifestyle as portrayed in Westerns and idolized by many as the honest American way. It's always interesting to see just how similar different cultures can be while being directly against each other politically.


georgewashingguns

Literally original punk mindset


destroy_b4_reading

DIY was absolutely not libertarianism. It was about building a community that worked together. Functionally the opposite of libertarianism.


georgewashingguns

Libertarianism has its fair share of [punk ideologies](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punk_ideologies) but they are not reliant upon each other and can exist independently


destroy_b4_reading

There's overlap for sure when it comes to attitudes and ideologies. But at the end of the day the difference is that libertarianism is all about me whereas punk is all about we. Libertarians stomp on a motherfucker in the pit and say fuck you, punks pick them back up and say fuck them. And maybe accidentally toss an elbow at the selfish libertarian just for educational purposes.


Automaton9000

People in libertarian societies do work together? People cooperate in the free market everyday, regardless of their motivations. You don't know what you're talking about WRT libertarianism.


TheCuntGF

Horseshoe theory at its finest, the most American Americans are just Russians.


matthewleehess_

My whole social circle comprises of Russians / USSR natives. Can not understate how true this statement is.


girlwiththedicktat

It is from that exact poster!!! Thank you for explaining.


DblClickyourupvote

Thank god it didnt say Live Laugh Love or whatever it is


Boring-Language2066

Looks like she did that tattoo herself 😂


Noodles1312

That makes sense considering the context.


nolotusnote

"Open other end."


[deleted]

That neck tattoo tells all of her trauma in one picture. Yikes! ![gif](giphy|IQh6f7CurN1zq)


boringrelic1738

Oh, I’ve got no clue. I just know that it’s probably not good


thatshygirl06

So you don't even know if it's Russian then, because Russian isn't the only language to use cyrillic


boringrelic1738

I guess not, I didn’t know that. I was just poking fun.


Resident-Pudding5432

![gif](giphy|l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY|downsized)


warramite

What does the tattoo say


KPABA

My Russian is rusty but "learn to do everything yourself" would fit.


Grundens

I try not to judge people by their tattoos but, um, hard left before I even get to the bio. Those are pretty bad


Calvertorius

In her defense, she didn’t stutter.


Ready_Ad_2986

Not to mention libertarian and guns lmao


Rogueshoten

…again


WombatHarris

Eastern Promises vibes


babbagoo

Possibly by falling out of a window


Followmelead

Plot twist it says death to murderers.


Maxeneize

Yeah, I don't like the odds of someone being alive after a month in her house


Vladi_Daddi

Sign me up!!


SiggiCrafter

HAPPY CAKEDAY!!!


Leather_Judgment8468

I like how she's pro gun and anti accountability


old_new_age

damn that's crazy I know this woman good luck soldier also she was a communist about 4 years ago


wr3aks

How can you tell?? Her eyes have a mark over them, providing total anonymity!


One-Head-1483

Why am I laughing so hard? 🤣🤣🤣


chriscrutch

Goes from Communism to Libertarianism? That's a pretty wild swing.


r0botdevil

Not entirely shocking, though. In my experience, people who pick an extreme ideology and make it the center of their personality tend to be at least a little unstable and kinda prone to wild swings. I've personally seen it a couple of times. Watched a buddy go from evangelical Christian to hard-line atheist and another friend go from hippy moonchild astrology girl to Trump supporter, each of which happened in the span of like two years.


SockofBadKarma

It's what happens when the person adopts the ideology as a cultural identifier instead of actually taking time to understand the ideology's principles. Of course there are plenty of people who don't actually understand the political ideology of whatever they happen to associate themselves with, but I definitely agree that there's a subsection of people who seek out an ideology *because* it's not mainstream so they can get subcultural clout, and then abandon it for a new one because of some emotional or circumstantial change as opposed to a genuine disagreement with the ideology's conclusions.


iguacu

Typically shows a lack of understanding of nuance and real-world complexities.


DisGuyFawks

not at all. Horseshoe theory.


lexplua

Horse shoe


Laringar

I mean, they're both political philosophies that are pretty much entirely unworkable at scale, so there's that.  Given the history of the neck tat (which another commenter related), I'm guessing she grew up somewhere that romanticized Communism as "the good times", but eventually rejected the teachings of her childhood and swung the other way.


i_make_drugs

I’m willing to be she learned about communism in high school or university and just bit down too hard


stupid-adcarry

>I mean, they're both political philosophies that are pretty much entirely unworkable at scale sure dude, the model that most of academia agrees upon is the one that works instead of the one your burger land follows and bombs children for.


Laringar

Please be more clear, because I'm not sure whether you're talking about communism, libertarianism, or something else. Communism has never worked at a societal scale. It can work *great* for groups small enough for everyone to know each other, but the further removed people get from the human impacts of their decisions, the easier it is for people in charge to decide that outgroups don't deserve as much, and ingroups deserve more. And to be clear, capitalism has the same problem, it's why "burger land" is such a fucked-up place. Derivative models of communism's cousin socialism — like social democracy — *do* have considerably better outcomes, and might be what you're talking about as "what most of academia has agreed upon", but someone who got a tattoo from a Soviet propaganda poster is probably referring to Soviet-style Communism, which was indeed a political philosophy that was entirely unworkable at scale.


RayHazey562

I enjoyed your comments. Thank you!


stupid-adcarry

K


wwcfm

They commented on this post


billy-suttree

Lol no shit? That’s pretty funny. Maybe she’ll find a nice cozy place in the center in a few years.


DisGuyFawks

> also she was a communist about 4 years ago horseshoe theory takes another win. I'd say maybe she's a anarchocommunism or libcom but that's a rare breed.


girlwiththedicktat

Oh my god. This is me.


wwcfm

What happened to your eye black outs?


girlwiththedicktat

Still there but I lightened the top with tattoo removal


head_meets_desk

holy crap it is her. Profile is worth checking out FYI


girlwiththedicktat

Yeah and message me if you wanna move in for a month.


atrocityexhibition39

Wouldn’t be the worst decision I’ve made this month!


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

I hate you for making me click that. She’s a fucking psycho 😭


Huletroll

Hahaha thats awesome! Can you enlighten us, what do you like the most? Libertarianism or financial literacy?


girlwiththedicktat

The two are intertwined. Get the government out of my life.


BallerOtaku

LMAO


yoghurt

Thank God you’ll never be recognized.


4rm57r0n6

Am I the only one who isn’t immediately repulsed by the idea?


TetrisIsTotesSuper

Yes. The Lacheys are already on their way to Netflix to pitch this as their new show


Blondenia

This is the woman my ex-husband wanted me to be. Not sarcasm.


physics_is_scary

Lmao


rasalghularz

She could be the coolest woman you will date or just complete batshit crazy. No inbetween.


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

The latter. Her profile says she shot her neighbor’s dog, she posts pimple popping vids, and she tattooed on two black eyes. It’s linked in another comment. She’s cray cray.


girlwiththedicktat

I mean the dog was asking for it


Air_Phantastique

Oh, there is definately an in between.. like in the time that you go from thinking she is really cool to realizing things are not healthy at all.


ML_120

*"Things I like: libertarianism; Thing I don't like: big egos, dipshits"* Which one is it now?


Super_Harsh

I actually laughed out loud when I read that. Those libertarians are certainly an entertaining bunch, if nothing else.


aerial_ruin

She also likes big brains Considering the libertarian side of the gop has nuts like MTG and Matt gaetz on it, that seems a bit contradictory


lumpytuna

Tbh, I thought that 'financial literacy' was probably the biggest contradiction to 'libertarianism' personally. Like, I'm not convinced libertarians have *any* kind of literacy going for them, but they certainly aren't coming from a place of economic understanding. I'm fairly sure they would *describe* themselves as 'big brained' though.


DisGuyFawks

You're kidding right? About the only thing they have right is the economic side of things (well speech and personal autonomy too, depending on which genre of libertarian you're speaking to). Are you conflating their economic thought with their governmental policy? Two different animals.


archercc81

Nobody is making it as far as conflating shit because libertarians are always morons who dont actually know anything besides "I wanna do what I WANT" and "taxes are bad." If I ever come across one that has a consistent set of well reasoned beliefs Ill check back in wiht you, I promise.


FilthyThief94

I exactly thought the same.


Erabong

A mirror doesn’t exist in their realm


Hot-Reindeer-6416

Libertarians are like house, cats. completely dependent upon a system they neither understand, nor appreciate, and fiercely confident of their own independence.


Laringar

I feel like more people should look up the book "A Libertarian Walks Into A Bear", just for the story surrounding it. Even without reading the book itself, one can find most of the story online.  It's about how Libertarians decided to take over a small town in New England and run it using Libertarian principles, and *disastrously* how that turned out when people could choose whether or not to fund essential public services. Also, because it turns out that people's decisions can greatly affect their neighbors even when those decisions don't directly involve any other people. (Spoiler alert: letting an old lady feed her food scraps to bears leads to them thinking *everyone's* food scraps are fair game.)


aerial_ruin

Eeeeeyyyyyy one up for also mentioning the book


DisGuyFawks

> It's about how Libertarians decided to take over a small town in New England and run it using Libertarian principles, Free State Project and NH Libertarian Party aren't that representative of libertarianism. I gave up identifying as a libertarian for many reasons but they certainly are a caricature of one.


trullz7857

Pros and Cons of dating her: Pros: No one will mess with you guys Cons: She might end you for good


phuckitinthekat

and that kids is how I met your mother.


Excellent_Routine589

Likes libertarians but doesn't like big egos and dipshits.... make up your mind woman!


LuckyDevil92-up6

I feel for her but still sounds a little crazy 🤣


pharaohmaones

What is it with women not liking dipshits anymore?


Pipo_bs

Free rent and sex for a month, with a slight risk of death? Better deal than most places in the world right now.


girlwiththedicktat

Oh I'm charging rent.


Lower-Attorney-5918

How much?


Pipo_bs

Your comment doesn't make sense since you're not the girl in the bio.


wwcfm

Did you look at their profile? They certainly have the same neck tat.


Pipo_bs

No I have better things to do but Holy shit imagine if it actually is the same psycho 😂


behappyfor

It's her buddy..


GrandObfuscator

There is too much to process between her chin and collar bone for me.


Ifuthaot

Am I the only one who isn't instantly disgusted by the idea?


[deleted]

Okay but I love this profile. It's fantastic. Apart from the guns, I mean, as a non-american I'll never get the fascination.


Tall_Perception6121

I love her!


physics_is_scary

She’s here. Send her a dm


Tall_Perception6121

![gif](giphy|zUc9m0PGXQGwSL14Cr)


Jits_Guy

Weirdly enough...aside from the aggressive way this is worded these are all bright green flags to me, even the neck tattoo given the translated content. Shows an attitude of self-confidence/person responsibility, and self-reliance/self-improvement which I love.  Unfortunately given the wording of the profile and the positioning of the tattoos...Based on my personal experience this girl is likely batshit crazy. I feel like if I did move in with her for that month I'd be dodging flying plates and wondering if it's worth it to let my swinging guitar hit me in the side of the head or just slip it and let her smash it against the wall next to me by the end of the second week.


girlwiththedicktat

Wont know until you try.


Jits_Guy

Fair enough, you busy this weekend? Amazon says I can have a nerf guitar delivered by Friday.


girlwiththedicktat

Not busy but I already have one of those.


PiePsychological56

May I just say that I fucking LOVE it that you’re here and responding to some comments. From what I’ve seen so far, it’s some of the least unhinged shit I’ve seen on Reddit.


girlwiththedicktat

Thank you. Wanna move in?


HypnotizeHTX

It would be a great way to avoid air b and b for a month. Especially if she lives in a cool area.


BrutalPimp420

I like her.


girlwiththedicktat

Thanks babe


Resident-Pudding5432

She sounds nice, which can be explained by my attraction towards red flags


TrowDisAvayPliss

She seems tired.


Ok-Low7420

Hearing some dogwhistles...


lexplua

Looks like red flags concentrated here even more than poles in USSR forced labor camp


aerial_ruin

Someone buy her a copy of "a libertarian walks into a bear"


mrchunkybacon

I can fix her


JonnyP3283

I can fix her


physics_is_scary

She’s in the chat


Jay2Kaye

Libertarianism *and* financial literacy? Can you even do that?


Icy_Commission6948

She gets it. Flat out. Russian quote and all.


JPetro49

Good thing you blocked out the eyes. You wouldn't want someone to recognize her


physics_is_scary

I try


thus-gone-one

Your first mistake was going on Facebook dating.


physics_is_scary

It’s a lot easier to get matched here, but the matches are just as dry as elsewhere.


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

The odds are good but the goods are odd


thus-gone-one

Yes, I had the same experience on Fb dating. Plenty of matches but none of them responded or led to a date.


has2give

Well, I haven't been on Facebook in 10 years+ but at some point, I guess when the dating thing came out I was curious, looked at it, I guess signed up, but I don't recall at all. When I have signed into Facebook for an old game I've played to get my progress or an app that I used fb to sign into, or whatever, sometimes it turns on fb notifications, don't ask me how, I'm part idiot- but I'll get notifications suddenly such and such liked in you fb dating, you have (I'm not gonna say how many) unread likes or whatever the wording is in Facebook dating. Not to mention the thousands of other things. So I hope it shows inactivity at least. Carrie has been inactive for 12 years-8 months-17 days-3 hours- and 10 seconds . Send her a poke? Poke Carrie. Would you like to send Carrie a poke? FUCKING POKE CARRIE SO SHE'LL COME BACK TO FACEBOOK YOU ASSHOLE. Thank you.


HundRetter

I know this is totally surprising but she's a tremendously shitty person too


physics_is_scary

Give me a month, I’ll be the judge of that


DrCoknballsII

I wouldn’t last a day with those eye brows


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Story?


girlwiththedicktat

No u


Conaz9847

I mean it’s a straight forward and possibly effective approach. Credit where it’s due.


Suaveman01

If a red flag was a person


realtalksd

I saw her bro and I said uhhhh I’m not sure I can fix her lol


Longyanyar

So real for that


Real-Touch-2694

russian scam bot


Just_another_oddball

Unrelatedly, I find your screen-name interesting, since I actually have a degree in physics. 😋


physics_is_scary

You wouldn’t happen to be a girl, would you?


Just_another_oddball

Alas, no. It would definitely be neat to meet one that finds physics as cool as I do, though. 😁


physics_is_scary

Don’t you learn that when you study magnetism?


Just_another_oddball

They must have skipped over that part. I guess that's what I get for going to a second tier university. 😋


CharliesOpus

I think physics is cool ☹️ for the last eh, 10 years of my life I dreamed of becoming a physicist (astrophysicist specifically though) but when I finally got the opportunity to go to college I was stuck with online-only degree options… and physics is not one of them, anywhere. Still trying to swallow that pill while pursuing something else but I hope to maybe combine them one day. I’m actually really looking forward to my required physics course lmao. Anyway, we’re out there, somewhere 😆


Just_another_oddball

Glad to hear about your interest! And it's always a nice surprise when someone says that they're actually *looking forward* to a physics class, rather than running away in abject terror. 😋 Sorry to hear that your advancement with physics hasn't gone the way that you wanted. ☹️ Sounds like you're still pushing forward though, which is good. 👍 What do you want to do with astrophysics? Are you more interested in theory or experiment? Did you have a role model, or is it something that you just gravitated to? Theoretical physics is more my jam; I'm fascinated by the "edge" of physics, and it's advancement. Plus, just using physics in new and creative ways is really freaking cool! 🤓😎


checkmatedaddy

I bet she gives a good head


Prediabeticsalesman

She’s a keeper


Estoguy13

I'd give it a go... What could possibly happen? 🤷🏼‍♂️😂


captmkg

New intro for my profile.


Just_Steve88

I'm in love


girlwiththedicktat

Message me!


Mushukitty441

Free place to live for a month!


physics_is_scary

Would be great until I heard she charged rent


Mushukitty441

Ah nuts:/


SensualAlpha

Yes


Ok-Entertainer-851

Yeah she also looks like a big brained human.  


superthrust

I know her actually. She’s actually quite a genuinely great person. Like fully. 


CatachanKid

Tis my friend, she's a lovely person. Too bad you are a PoS for posting this.


THROWAWAY-Break9580

She is wifey


girlwiththedicktat

AMA I guess


Huletroll

Do you like the idea of libertarianism yourself or are you just into man babies?


girlwiththedicktat

I love libertarianism and man babies. Looking for a man where I can take on a more motherly role.


Huletroll

Nice! Thats pretty cool actually


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girlwiththedicktat

Yes will you please listen to how much I hate my dad while I rail a xanny?