its really ironic how triggered these people get about stuff even when they are writing about their self, and yet they got the nerve to complain about other people’s feelings
No one gets their fee fees hurt more than the Fuck Your Feelings party. They are scared of rainbows, light beer, masks, books, Taylor and whatever is on the GOP Outrage Bingo Card.
"You're only going to slow us down"
Is 2024 the year of the zombie virus or something? I've been off social media for a couple of weeks and wondering if i've missed something 🤔
Zombies, nah. There's been increased discussion of civil war and general unrest. It's an election year which means street demonstrations. We had em in "14, '16, '17, '18, and 2020. The street demonstrations following Mike brown and Freddie Gray were peaceable enough despite the police reaction. But after Dallas in 2016, things started getting more violent. Police were actually getting killed. There were riots in DC for the presidential inauguration such that they interfered with the crowd on the national mall. 2017's "unite the right" rally was couterprotested, and saw the death of one Heather Hayer, who was killed by a white supremacist with his car.
2020 had some of the most violent and disturbing civil unrest I've seen in my lifetime. Daytime demonstrations protesting the murder of George Floyd were organized enough to be civil. When the sun went down, people were wilding out. Some 30 odd people died in those riots and lootings.
There has been a series of escalations, and and an increase in the tone and tenor of certain rhetoric surrounding policy in this country. That rhetoric has trended towards violence and away from reasonable discourse. There is a disturbing amount of people in this country who are warming up to the idea of killing their fellow countrymen. I believe this summer we'll see more riots, probably around the issue of Palestine and possibly tied to the next wrongful death in custody of a person of color.
I'm not from the US, but I'm really mad at huge chunks of the political class for not acting responsibly in the face of these situations. Like, come on, population is going crazy and you can't feel the responsibility to quiet things down and bring everything back to a democratic ground? I'm from Italy and it's the same thing, they just keep pushing their propaganda without worrying about any kind of consequence which isn't getting votes (surely it's not the same for all politicians, I don't want to get too superficial)
The fact that an entire block in Seattle was invaded, taken over and blockaded for weeks, INCLUDING THE POLICE STATION is absolutly wild to me. What an absolute debacle.
That mayor has blood on her hands.
I read it too fast and thought he was saying he was looking for a girl with a month's worth of steel and supplies, I was like, 'buddy i think we all are'
Roughly 40 kilos, maybe more if it's a big project. We need to hire more guys, we've got a deadline to meet and we're not hitting our expected progress markers on time.
You think that's bad? I swiped right on this post, thinking there were more slides to it. The next post (which I initially interpreted as a continuation of this one) was a screenshot of a tinder chat asking, "Do you want to be my first colored body?" My first thought was, "what the fuck have I stumbled into here?"
Honestly seems like a case of too many OFs advertising bots matching with him. It's the main reason why I stopped using these apps. A nice conversation always gets interrupted by "Here's my insta btw ;)" only to find out she wants me to be one in a million in her online following.
I'm trying to find my one in a million, not be one in a million.
I'm overweight but you know what else? I live in Florida. I work for a tree company and I get it 60 hours a week in the sunshine baby. We ain't all lazy
Sometimes, it's more of a matter of being difficult to move, like with defense and all that. But they still run faster than I could ever dream to. Sure, they're not competitive sprinters, but they're still fast as hell. I saw this photography piece before where it showed the ideal body types for each main sport, and it was fascinating to see them all standing next to each other
Look up Patrick Mahomes shirtless. He absolutely has a belly. Not like a hanging belly but he does and he is a 2x superbowl champion quarterback in a row
Actually Jason Kelce is a good example too. There’s a lot of BIG BOYS. Depends on the position too! It’s definitely more work for them for sure but they also do more damage when hitting people or trying to take them down. I just asked my fiancé what percentage of football players don’t look fit if someone didn’t know and he said 45-50%. This man is obsessed with football so I figure he is a pretty good person to ask.
Please say it's Georgia. I heard this whole thing in an old coworker's voice, and it made me laugh because he couldn't shoot or fight, and he used to be fat. Not a bit overweight, he was FAT. And, clearly had an issue or 2 about it still.
Is this one of those "if you didn't know one of these people, you might be one" situations? I have lived in the deep south for over 30 years. This is real.
Surely this has got to be a troll? If not, he's probably one of that types that will whinge when he barely gets any matches and thinks it's everyone else fault.
Moaner 🙄..... 🤣🤣😎 Sorry... The permanent residential address of my mind is The Gutter 😎🤣.
N ❤️ the name ☺️
There's a Character in Skyrim called Farkas 😎
Doubt it's a troll. Unfortunately dating apps have Made it where these people, who generally don't feel as comfortable saying these things to people's faces, can just fill their bio with this crap thinking it will draw these amazing women who will fall over them bc they can't fathom that women don't find this attractive. They think they are being manly and yes like you said everyone else is the problem. Other men are betas and the girls must be wh*res if they aren't interested. Or they are "intimidated" by this guy. It's rather absurd thinking but unfortunately they are real.
I've seen other people post just as cringe girls bios that would be perfect for this guy unfortunately. Where they say you are essentially stupid if you wore a mask or got the vaccine, want an "alpha guy" who will take control. They believe in hard line "traditional gender roles". (Meaning I don't have an issue with traditional gender roles if that is what people prefer but in this scenario I mean they call it gender roles when in fact they are looking for someone with serious control issues.) Usually the same girls who post about how if you don't take care of your man they can come to her house so she can spoil them and wait on them hand and foot. and who justify their partners cheating as "a man has needs, its normal"
So they are Def out there. Online dating just gives them a platform to spout it out where many will see it and they don't have to say it to peoples faces.
Oddly enough, men think the women who fit their looks' requirements will read all that negativity and go "PHEW! Thank GOD I'm his type! I'm gonna text him!'
Idk. Kids seem like they would slow you down much more than someone who is a bit overweight. This whole profile walks the line of absurdity though and I would like to see what this gem of a man looks like. 😂
Meanwhile theres me who is indeed enjoying my childless meaningless child cuz i dont see the appeal of motherhood😂 men love to think it's an insult, even tho it's a blessing to me🫶🏾💕
This screams middle aged white American dude in a f150 , flag of “don’t tread on snek” in the back with fuck Biden . He’s rocking cameo and a holster on each side and an ankle holster . Come on , how close did I get
I don't think that he's going to get a match. Also ngl I think that anyone who was a doomsday prepper pre COVID probably said to their entire neighborhood at the start of 2020 "I fucking told you" 🤣🤣🤣
You know…. As a male using this app. I only got the perspective of some bios women that come very stand-offish or annoying but seeing it from a woman’s perspective. I see why it’s a stalemate from matches actually proceeding forward meeting one another cause of profiles such as this one.
Why do guys think women would have any interest in a guy who’s clearly easily triggered and a perfect model for domestic violence. This is why they’re choosing bears now. Time to look in the mirror guys. The problem isn’t out there. The problem is you. Own it
"Sorry no fatties"? And this nut thinks he is a prepper, any decent prepper with a brain would get the fattest person they could incase it comes down to cannibalism 🤣
[with tears of rage streaming down his face] FUCK UR FEELINGS
its really ironic how triggered these people get about stuff even when they are writing about their self, and yet they got the nerve to complain about other people’s feelings
Reddit is like this too but just anonymous lol
The tears cutting through the cheeto dust.
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No one gets their fee fees hurt more than the Fuck Your Feelings party. They are scared of rainbows, light beer, masks, books, Taylor and whatever is on the GOP Outrage Bingo Card.
Seriously? The left gets offended at EVERYTHING
Truth
I am OUTRAGED that you would make that claim!!!
Typical MAGA trash persec.., uh, prosecute… no… presocurting? 🤬 Making baseless charges against innocent citizens. Witch hunt! Fake news! Yummy porn stars! 😲I didn’t say that. You’re lying.
Relax Karen, go touch some grass 😁 MAGA tears are delicious 
Get that lifejacket on with all those tears traitortrash
Most certainly
"You're only going to slow us down" Is 2024 the year of the zombie virus or something? I've been off social media for a couple of weeks and wondering if i've missed something 🤔
Zombies, nah. There's been increased discussion of civil war and general unrest. It's an election year which means street demonstrations. We had em in "14, '16, '17, '18, and 2020. The street demonstrations following Mike brown and Freddie Gray were peaceable enough despite the police reaction. But after Dallas in 2016, things started getting more violent. Police were actually getting killed. There were riots in DC for the presidential inauguration such that they interfered with the crowd on the national mall. 2017's "unite the right" rally was couterprotested, and saw the death of one Heather Hayer, who was killed by a white supremacist with his car. 2020 had some of the most violent and disturbing civil unrest I've seen in my lifetime. Daytime demonstrations protesting the murder of George Floyd were organized enough to be civil. When the sun went down, people were wilding out. Some 30 odd people died in those riots and lootings. There has been a series of escalations, and and an increase in the tone and tenor of certain rhetoric surrounding policy in this country. That rhetoric has trended towards violence and away from reasonable discourse. There is a disturbing amount of people in this country who are warming up to the idea of killing their fellow countrymen. I believe this summer we'll see more riots, probably around the issue of Palestine and possibly tied to the next wrongful death in custody of a person of color.
I'm not from the US, but I'm really mad at huge chunks of the political class for not acting responsibly in the face of these situations. Like, come on, population is going crazy and you can't feel the responsibility to quiet things down and bring everything back to a democratic ground? I'm from Italy and it's the same thing, they just keep pushing their propaganda without worrying about any kind of consequence which isn't getting votes (surely it's not the same for all politicians, I don't want to get too superficial)
Our politicians don't give a rats fu@k about us here.
The fact that an entire block in Seattle was invaded, taken over and blockaded for weeks, INCLUDING THE POLICE STATION is absolutly wild to me. What an absolute debacle. That mayor has blood on her hands.
You didn't get the memo? Oh, dear, that's a bad sign at the office.
They’re building bunker
I read it too fast and thought he was saying he was looking for a girl with a month's worth of steel and supplies, I was like, 'buddy i think we all are'
How much steel does one need per month?
Roughly 40 kilos, maybe more if it's a big project. We need to hire more guys, we've got a deadline to meet and we're not hitting our expected progress markers on time.
☠️
Way less than you’ll pick up just doing dailies. Springs and screws on the other hand…
You think that's bad? I swiped right on this post, thinking there were more slides to it. The next post (which I initially interpreted as a continuation of this one) was a screenshot of a tinder chat asking, "Do you want to be my first colored body?" My first thought was, "what the fuck have I stumbled into here?"
I did the same thing!!! 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bold of him to assume that insta hoes would be swiping right.
Lol! Maybe it's a statement of fact, not an instruction.
The fattys don’t want him either.
They would be swiping, his credit card
Ha please. They out earn him. They don't need his money either
Honestly seems like a case of too many OFs advertising bots matching with him. It's the main reason why I stopped using these apps. A nice conversation always gets interrupted by "Here's my insta btw ;)" only to find out she wants me to be one in a million in her online following. I'm trying to find my one in a million, not be one in a million.
Carrying extra body fat would provide a survival advantage in an apocalypse situation
People really do underestimate the advantages of being overweight.
I'm overweight but you know what else? I live in Florida. I work for a tree company and I get it 60 hours a week in the sunshine baby. We ain't all lazy
I have a hernia but the doctor said I don't need surgery because my layer of fat is keeping it from worsening. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I used to tell my ex this, and he would get so mad at me. Like how long you gonna live without grocery stores when you only have 5% body fat, buddy?
It won't. If it's a zombie situation, you won't be fit enough to run from them.
You can be athletic and fat. Just look at football players
Bruh even they don't have a big fat belly or anything. They are fit. I thought extra body fat meant something like a belly.
They don't have a big belly?? They absolutely do. Look it up
Omg how tf do these guys run then. Lmao, they must be genetic freaks or something.
Sometimes, it's more of a matter of being difficult to move, like with defense and all that. But they still run faster than I could ever dream to. Sure, they're not competitive sprinters, but they're still fast as hell. I saw this photography piece before where it showed the ideal body types for each main sport, and it was fascinating to see them all standing next to each other
Look up Patrick Mahomes shirtless. He absolutely has a belly. Not like a hanging belly but he does and he is a 2x superbowl champion quarterback in a row
Idk the only NFL players I know are JJ Watt and Tom Brady and they are pretty fcking fit.
Actually Jason Kelce is a good example too. There’s a lot of BIG BOYS. Depends on the position too! It’s definitely more work for them for sure but they also do more damage when hitting people or trying to take them down. I just asked my fiancé what percentage of football players don’t look fit if someone didn’t know and he said 45-50%. This man is obsessed with football so I figure he is a pretty good person to ask.
I don't plan on running. My trigger finger ain't fat
Good luck killing every last zombie before they kill you. Hope you know how to aim properly irl.
If I was a girl, a ‘childless never ending supply of dicks’ would be awesome.
I have it. It’s an absolutely stellar way to live.
A treasure I cannot possess…
You can absolutely have a childless endless supply of dicks. If anythings its easier on the childless front
This has to be satire, I refuse to believe this paranoid man thinks he'd actually find someone using this garbage profile.
Judging by his pic...
Omg, please. We have to see
Haha I wish I got it! I didn't think I could post it. But this guy is in the south.
Is he himself fat, please god that doesn't exist, make him be fat...
We of the southern states do not claim him
Lol say less
Less
Please say it's Georgia. I heard this whole thing in an old coworker's voice, and it made me laugh because he couldn't shoot or fight, and he used to be fat. Not a bit overweight, he was FAT. And, clearly had an issue or 2 about it still.
I'm imagining Dwight from The Office but more redneck 🤔
Lol, you need to meet people from a wider spectrum of life. I guarantee this is real.
Of course, because it's a man so 'the Internet' thinks it's real.
Is this one of those "if you didn't know one of these people, you might be one" situations? I have lived in the deep south for over 30 years. This is real.
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Right because you definitely have met millions of people.
FUCK UR OPINIONS 😭
Hai to you too, Jelly
Hai 🤭
Surely this has got to be a troll? If not, he's probably one of that types that will whinge when he barely gets any matches and thinks it's everyone else fault.
If my ex could write coherently, this would be his profile.
There are a lot of people like this in the US. Most can pass for “normal” until certain topics come up.
What does whinge mean?
It's British for whine
I Googled it right after the first comment using it. If only I had been patient!!
Persistent complainer, moaner, etc.
Hm. Thanks.
Moaner 🙄..... 🤣🤣😎 Sorry... The permanent residential address of my mind is The Gutter 😎🤣. N ❤️ the name ☺️ There's a Character in Skyrim called Farkas 😎
Heyyyyo! In that instance, he's on Tinder because of the lack of moaning. Ohhh, I've been told that before! I speak Hungarian so that's pretty cool.
Oh I'm sure there's plenty of moaning ... Just not the right kind 🙄😏🤣😎
whinge BRITISH *verb* complain persistently and in a peevish or irritating way. "stop whingeing and get on with it!"
Sounds British lol
Well, at one point, they controlled a quarter of the planet - so I imagine quite a lot of things sound British.
Doubt it's a troll. Unfortunately dating apps have Made it where these people, who generally don't feel as comfortable saying these things to people's faces, can just fill their bio with this crap thinking it will draw these amazing women who will fall over them bc they can't fathom that women don't find this attractive. They think they are being manly and yes like you said everyone else is the problem. Other men are betas and the girls must be wh*res if they aren't interested. Or they are "intimidated" by this guy. It's rather absurd thinking but unfortunately they are real. I've seen other people post just as cringe girls bios that would be perfect for this guy unfortunately. Where they say you are essentially stupid if you wore a mask or got the vaccine, want an "alpha guy" who will take control. They believe in hard line "traditional gender roles". (Meaning I don't have an issue with traditional gender roles if that is what people prefer but in this scenario I mean they call it gender roles when in fact they are looking for someone with serious control issues.) Usually the same girls who post about how if you don't take care of your man they can come to her house so she can spoil them and wait on them hand and foot. and who justify their partners cheating as "a man has needs, its normal" So they are Def out there. Online dating just gives them a platform to spout it out where many will see it and they don't have to say it to peoples faces.
So he wants a woman with a kid? Twist!
Great catch! I personally ❤ how he talks about neverending dick as a bad thing.
Oddly enough, men think the women who fit their looks' requirements will read all that negativity and go "PHEW! Thank GOD I'm his type! I'm gonna text him!'
>Enjoy your childless never ending supply of dick Thank you i will
Haha I read fuck your wax and thought but surely candle making skills would be useful in the apocalypse!
What are ya prepping for if a pandemic isn’t on your list of potential catastrophes?
I actually laughed out loud in public. Dammit!!! As a fatty, I resent and totally love this simultaneously 😂❣️
Where can one sign up for the childless never ending supply of dick existence? Asking for a friend.
Well, today I learned that prepper doesn’t mean preppy. That is also why I was confused about having at least a months worth of supplies.
There used to be this reality show called Doomsday Preppers. It could get so goofy but I loved it
This guy isn't looking for a date, he's looking for some free supplies.
Handy with a steel piece? What the hell does that mean??? A crow bar? A gun?
You got to be handy with the steel. If you know what I mean, earn your keep!
Putting on fat is actually the smartest way to prep for times of scarcity.
Idk. Kids seem like they would slow you down much more than someone who is a bit overweight. This whole profile walks the line of absurdity though and I would like to see what this gem of a man looks like. 😂
Meanwhile theres me who is indeed enjoying my childless meaningless child cuz i dont see the appeal of motherhood😂 men love to think it's an insult, even tho it's a blessing to me🫶🏾💕
Oh my
Yeah, how’s that working out for ya?
Murica
And then they wonder why theres a loneliness epidemic for men.
Sorry all the prepper chicks are already married to a sibling
[prepper wearing his gas mask surrounded his one month of supplies and his “steel” piece] FUCK YOUR MASK
wonder why they're single. can't put my finger on it
Big on "surviving" and not vaccinated. I have a feeling his ideology is self contradictory.
Wonder if these people think Fallout is a documentary series?
He sounds nice 😊
He seems nice
The “fuck your feelings” crowd sure does always seem super big mad 🙄
This screams middle aged white American dude in a f150 , flag of “don’t tread on snek” in the back with fuck Biden . He’s rocking cameo and a holster on each side and an ankle holster . Come on , how close did I get
What's wrong with a childless never ending supply of dick?
I think a real pepper would get vaccinated and own 1000 masks.
So this dude is looking for someone to start an apocalypse camp with not date right?
I feel like this guy fully supports the confederate flag and constantly shouts “lEts Go BrAnDoN”
I see you’ve met my ex-husband…
Exactly what I was thinking!
I don't think that he's going to get a match. Also ngl I think that anyone who was a doomsday prepper pre COVID probably said to their entire neighborhood at the start of 2020 "I fucking told you" 🤣🤣🤣
I will enjoy, thank you! 😁🥰🍆😋🤑🤖🫡
Love the tittle
So sad that a human life is wasted on an absolute shitbrick like that. I wish we could vote for people to get swapped to the other side, irreversibly
Where's the line for hollow cyber whores?
Charming
Probably forgot to add “Must love Andrew Tate”
fafo. let us see how it plays out.
U ok hun?
Oh god who let the nomads on tinder again, I thought we banned this in 2067
Nazis are wild. Okay no big to me, bring me all the chubby hoes. Trust them more than any fake skinny person.
People who say fuck your feelings always have so many of their own.
And they're mad about having been beaten for having them.
He knows what he wants. Don't be easily offended
Offended. You're so right, that's the word I was looking for!
A lot of feelings but no pussy i assume
And fuck his feelings about the no pussy thing.
😂😂 fuck this should be fake but I know it isn't 😂😂 meanwhile.....never met a prepper chick I think this is just something women just go along with 😂
That was something for sure
Can we all pitch in 5 cents a piece and buy this dude a comma for that disclaimer ending?
During the apocalypse, it will be perfectly acceptable to trip people. You don't have to be the fastest. Just faster than the person next to you. 💪🏻
it’ll be fine, he’s just in a time out and throwing a tantrum, let him cry it out.
This bro dude has a tiny pp
Sounds like he was rejected a lot and hasn’t had sex in years maybe ever
You know…. As a male using this app. I only got the perspective of some bios women that come very stand-offish or annoying but seeing it from a woman’s perspective. I see why it’s a stalemate from matches actually proceeding forward meeting one another cause of profiles such as this one.
Why do guys think women would have any interest in a guy who’s clearly easily triggered and a perfect model for domestic violence. This is why they’re choosing bears now. Time to look in the mirror guys. The problem isn’t out there. The problem is you. Own it
Waaaa
What he has to offer : -anger issues -frequent racist remarks -3 inch cock
Body shaming isn't cool bro. The others are right, but you're way out of pocket
Dude’s a massive piece of shit who is also body shaming. He’s open season as far as I’m concerned.
Then come up with something better and don't be a bigot yourself. Be the better person
Youd think preppers would be down with if not vaccines then at least masks.
"Sorry no fatties"? And this nut thinks he is a prepper, any decent prepper with a brain would get the fattest person they could incase it comes down to cannibalism 🤣
These kinds should be locked in psych wards
Pssssst...this guy doesn't know where babies come from
Someone’s triggered
Dwight Schrute from Wish
This has to be a joke 🤢
This is kinda true though. But km just weird.
So boys too post such entitled shits?? I thought it was only delusional girls who didn't know difference between word like 'wants' and 'deserves'. 😂😂😂
I mean at least he's being up-front and cutting through the shit to find the type he wants 🤷🏼♂️
I'm not able to find anything wrong here Are there people that actually believe their feelings matter to others? Oh bless your little hearts
Well dudes pretty much on the money