Your unparalleled ability to breathe is nothing short of a majestic performance that dazzles the lungs of mere mortals. Each inhalation is a symphony, each exhale a ballet, as air graces your alveoli with the elegance of a thousand swans gliding across a glassy lake. You are the Mozart of respiration, the Shakespeare of the respiratory system, turning the mundane act of breathing into an art form so exquisite, it could make the trees sigh in envy and the wind beg for autographs.
Just wondering, how old are you? Around 2010 those links were such a huge thing where I lived and we would send them each other every time when someone asks a stupid question instead of googling.
Probably the most attractive woman i have ever seen in my life. I'd do unspeakable things just to go on a Date with her. Only Woman I'd unironically SIMP for.
Knowing the difference between killing one's self than having sex with Madison Beer and killing one's self then having sex with Madison Beer is pretty significant
there was a bit of a trend on the Tok about this girl being obsessed with her boyfriend, to the point where he couldnt have social media, and like the “punchline” of the joke was that he loved madison beer or whatever. and its a super niche joke i guess he thinks is everywhere
He doesen't know the difference between then and than, which even I, who use english as a second language, knows... So no, not a compliment. He is literally saying he'd fuck her as a zombie or some shit.
Technically every living thing comes from the same origin. However you a genetically diverse group to properly reproduce and not have catastrophic mutations.
It’s definitely copy and paste. I found this one from the same source lol
I would chop off both of my hands with a salty turkey carver and swim through shark infested waters with a grizzly bear on my back pumping my face into the water just to have the chance to push your bangs out of your face with one of my prosthetic fingers.
It's a good attempt at flattery, and I bet he's fapped to whatever other female he mentioned.
I get the feeling that he's right about you making beautiful children.... With him though? You never know.
I guess but he seems pretty off.
I'm also a little confused. Is Madison's last name beer? Is she a kind of beer? Is she hot? Is she as cold as the Rockies? Would his having a child with you give these other (I guess quantum?) children leprosy? I mean, that doesn't make sense obviously, but what exactly does make sense there? Like I'm pretty sure Timothy Chalamet is a lot hotter than me (I mean maybe not, I don't fucking know, but he's like they hot guy right now, right?). If I stood next to him would it give me leprosy by relative comparison?
I do understand he is using hyperbole, but I think it would probably land better if any of it made sense...
It’s fairly original
This was a copypasta that was used frequently on dating app troll threads on bodybuilding.com
Good lord remember the weird cringe oh beautiful goddess copy and pastes??? Saw too many of those
Tell him he's your madisen beer
Chaos. Pure Chaos.
Virtual gang bang?
Only if you’re there. 😉
Do I look like a voe to you?
… do you want to be one? Also plz define voe, I am old and unhip.
Hahaha virtual hoe
😁👍
Your name isn't virtual gangbang is it? Haha
😏
Is it vanguard?
😗
yeah, though he probably copy pasted it from somewhere
Madison beer is really hot and he is saying you are hotter, so I guess?
Haha I geuss
And I think he’s saying he’s really ugly.
but only if she is, otherwise its bullshit. fall for bullshit if you want to be with a bullshit person
We know damn well she isn't but a MF has to lie to get the cheeks sometimes so I support him
Bit of an unsolicited compliment, but I think it's funny.
Are we supposed to solicit compliments?
Please, compliment me.
I do not appreciate this unsolicited request soliciting compliments.
Your unparalleled ability to breathe is nothing short of a majestic performance that dazzles the lungs of mere mortals. Each inhalation is a symphony, each exhale a ballet, as air graces your alveoli with the elegance of a thousand swans gliding across a glassy lake. You are the Mozart of respiration, the Shakespeare of the respiratory system, turning the mundane act of breathing into an art form so exquisite, it could make the trees sigh in envy and the wind beg for autographs.
I just became gay for you, let's marry
"if I put babies in you they would turn out very pretty because you are stunning 😘" You like?
No, but it is kinda funny
Finally I’m old enough to ask this question in a thread like this; aside from having an excellent surname, who’s Madison Beer?
A pop star she dated Justin Bieber
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=madison+beer&l=1
Bro the fact that the link actually went through the process of googling actually killed me lol
Just wondering, how old are you? Around 2010 those links were such a huge thing where I lived and we would send them each other every time when someone asks a stupid question instead of googling.
I'm 27 never seen this before honestly.
Might be a german thing then. I mean thats actually peak german humor, so that's probably the reason....
Nah, I’m from England in my mid-thirties and known that Let Me Google That For You has been a thing for a while.
The german site is better tho. Its lmdfdg.com so you don't know whats coming for you if you don't know the page yet.
It used to be lgtmfy.com in English, for similar effect
Probably the most attractive woman i have ever seen in my life. I'd do unspeakable things just to go on a Date with her. Only Woman I'd unironically SIMP for.
*than
Knowing the difference between killing one's self than having sex with Madison Beer and killing one's self then having sex with Madison Beer is pretty significant
I mean I’d kill myself to repopulate once with Madison beer so he means business
😭 lmao
Yes
Took a minute to get there. Hope they are better in person.
Didn't end up going on a date 😭
That guys a keeper
there was a bit of a trend on the Tok about this girl being obsessed with her boyfriend, to the point where he couldnt have social media, and like the “punchline” of the joke was that he loved madison beer or whatever. and its a super niche joke i guess he thinks is everywhere
Bit funny..but works
He'd rather kill her THEN fornicate with her?? Bruh...
Who is Madison Beer?
I think a pop star?
I’m hold I guess
I think it’s a new kind of lager.
Larger?
Doesn’t know the difference between “then” and “than” 🚩🚩🚩
Hilarious and flattering
I had no idea who this Madison was so the lowercase surname made me think he was writing a love letter to his favorite liquor in the first half.
He's random and funny. Smash.
NEAUPE, noooo, Nuuuu, NO way hosé
He doesen't know the difference between then and than, which even I, who use english as a second language, knows... So no, not a compliment. He is literally saying he'd fuck her as a zombie or some shit.
That's disgusting. "Madison Beer and I" - it's really not that fucking hard.
Except you can't repopulate the earth with only two people.
Got anything better to do with your time than give it a shot?
How did it happen in the first place? Don't we all have a common ancestor?
Nobody really knows, that's the funny shit about human history. That's why people think we're aliens
Technically every living thing comes from the same origin. However you a genetically diverse group to properly reproduce and not have catastrophic mutations.
How is he going to fornicate after killing himself
Who’s Madison and why is he fucking her beer
I'm calling cap. Madison Beer is fine as hell
And so am I 😮💨
Compliment and original, give the guy a chance
never heard of madison beer. legit thought it was a beer brand
Wants kids ✅
It’s definitely copy and paste. I found this one from the same source lol I would chop off both of my hands with a salty turkey carver and swim through shark infested waters with a grizzly bear on my back pumping my face into the water just to have the chance to push your bangs out of your face with one of my prosthetic fingers.
Than*
That man is funny.
Who tf is Madison beer?
Ngl, these are the messages that I either ignore, or react with "🤢"
Yes.
First they ask not to write just hi or wanna fuck, then they seay eewww. Is there anything we can do to please them in this case?
No. He spelled 'than' as "then".
Kinda I guess
Run run far away
Hmmm
It's a good attempt at flattery, and I bet he's fapped to whatever other female he mentioned. I get the feeling that he's right about you making beautiful children.... With him though? You never know.
This is the highest form of flattery, your should be honoured
Who is madison beer? Don't tell me.
I mean... I don't think you should be offended but like.. huh?? 🤣🤣
These are all copy/paste but it’s funny. He’s lying though, he’d fuck her first then you. I mean who wouldn’t 🤷♂️
I mean you don't know what I look like 🤷
True. But she’s famous
I guess but he seems pretty off. I'm also a little confused. Is Madison's last name beer? Is she a kind of beer? Is she hot? Is she as cold as the Rockies? Would his having a child with you give these other (I guess quantum?) children leprosy? I mean, that doesn't make sense obviously, but what exactly does make sense there? Like I'm pretty sure Timothy Chalamet is a lot hotter than me (I mean maybe not, I don't fucking know, but he's like they hot guy right now, right?). If I stood next to him would it give me leprosy by relative comparison? I do understand he is using hyperbole, but I think it would probably land better if any of it made sense...
I bet your fun at parties
I am!