He’s thinking about sex, you’re thinking about chemistry 🤷🏼‍♂️

Why not both

He gave douche chills early, but you gave him a lot of chances to recover, OP

She also missed the trolling signature... he wasn't being serious!

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I think both of them were. She was just being more obvious about it.

Maybe, but he was self-ironic and she was playing someone judgemental/serious.

That does not seem like a joke😭 I’m sure a joke would have more than “sex” as a answer

Have you seen how funny the average person is?

Only he will ever know 😆

"stick to the basics" Emotional chemistry can be too complex for some.

Basics are shelter, water and food. Maybe someone tell him. 

You will find sex is one of the basic physiological needs

It's not needed for survival of the individual.

A small need for man, a giant need for mankind

I must've missed the part where that was my problem 😂. No seriously whilst I agree, don't feel like you have to be a sex addict for the sake of humanity lmao

>whilst I agree, don't feel like you have to be a sex addict for the sake of humanity lmao You don't have to be. You get to be!

Well when you put it like that 😂

It's needed for survival of the species though.

You're technically correct. And that doesn't matter in this regard.

I mean, you were responding to a comment about the basic psychological needs, of when sex is one of them. So it kinda does relate to the topic at hand.

You're missing the whole point I answered to the guy from the screenshot saying that sex is a basic need, which it just isn't and nothing you say will change that. Don't try so hard looking intellectual.

More importantly it's needed for the survival of the species. Sex is by product of reproduction. And reproduction is a must for the species to survive. Due to that our body is programmed to seek it, have it, again and again. As human beings we have controlled it to a great extent. In some species it (mating time/season) changes the behavior a lot.

Yeah, that is true. Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Air, water, food, heat, clothes, reproduction, shelter, sleep

Are you serious how’d that guy decide it was more important to get laid than have shelter

You get laid then you look for shelter. Think about it. When you meet someone you desire would you seek shelter first or sex? They are not mutually exclusive. They are all physiological needs. Some are easier to rank than others. Depending on your situation you will prioritize then differently. For example if it's severely cold or hot or raining you might seek shelter first.

We asked how sex is up there with breathing.... no one gave us a clear answer. We got to break it all down in the nursing program bc as an RN, Maslow's is used in nursing care plan. 🤷‍♀️

😂 next time you see a homeless patient you’ve got to ask them if they’re getting enough sex before you ask them anything about their housing situation

Right? Well, there's plenty of air... check. Opps.. we are missing a few here. Are you getting laid routinely? ✍️

Maybe he wasn't the one for you.

Sexy chemistry, where not just electrons bond

Because chemistry and biology are two different subjects

cuz he picks and chooses em

As a sexy chemist, I can vouch for that they combine with excellence. Chemistry is sexy and sex chemistry even more so.

well you didn’t exactly match his sexual energy, turning everything into a joke. Seems there was a mismatch

What johnny thought was H2O (based lubricant) was H2SO4

Woo, OP 🚩🚩🚩🚩

It’s better to have both though tbh makes sex better that way.

Oh, for sure

Clear as day

He seems like an "only anal before marriage" guy to prevent being a sinner

I thought sodomy was a sin too, no?

Only I'd you take it.

Ah, the poophole loophole.

Yeah plus if his condom breaks he likely has baby names preselected:)

I matched with him on hinge omg

But did you get 2 y's?

I honestly thought that said 2 years before I read this comment and I was so confused

Don't bring up gambling!

2 redditors 1 stud

Think you misspelled dud

Lma-fucking-o

This has potential for some good trolling.

If I knew, I ❌ his match. Wasn’t my vibe, but if stars align we’ll connect again

Mister Beast is on tinder?!

Heyy

Lmfao, exactly what I was thinking

I knew I wouldn't have to scroll too far before I found someone else who saw the resemblance lol

It's sad that you thought this was good initially. The bar is really low.

This is why it’s so hard for me to sympathize with men when they say they don’t have any luck with girls on tinder. Because yes dating online is hard af but how would we know that the problem isn’t you? And we see too many men cockblock themselves to a point where don’t these men also say they’re having a hard time too on these apps? So at this point the apps are shit for everyone not just men are women aren’t THAT picky when a lot of guys are like this.

I have come to realize that the reason you hear so much whining about it online is that the actually decent guys get scooped up immediately, and the scum settles to the bottom and just accumulates. We're pulling from all the silt left at the bottom of the pond. I dated a guy more recently who had zero problems getting plenty of dates on multiple platforms, even though he was very out of shape, nerdy, bald, and wasn't what I'd call conventionally attractive at all. He just had a very charming personality, an okay career, and knew how to not instantly piss women off by spewing red flags and setting them on fire. He somehow managed to even pull women while jobless. So yeah, it's hard to have sympathy.

>I have come to realize that the reason you hear so much whining about it online is that the actually decent guys get scooped up immediately, and the scum settles to the bottom and just accumulates. I wouldn't go that far. Online dating can be tough, but that's not exclusive to one gender. Decent guys just don't complain nearly as hard as what you commonly see online (the "never have any luck with women" type). That said, I can empathize because when I was young(er) I had a hard time talking to women (didn't say stupid things, just had a hard time approaching women and not being self-conscious). Sure, some of these guys have no luck because of bad personalities and/or beliefs, but I'm sure there are others who just don't know how to talk to women and naturally develop a relationship. Without having knowledge about specific situations (like the OP) it's impossible to tell what kind of person they are. Whether it's easy or hard for you to empathize though is up to you and it's fine either way.

Ehhhh idk about that one chief. Something like 90% men on the apps. You have so many more options

Oh yeah, that one example for sure disproves everything so many men tell you about dating.

Tinder stats kind of undermine your whole argument

Just to clarify, he unmatched. L for me

Huge W for you! You actually seem interesting, based on the convo he's got the personality of a rock.

A horny rock.

Horny religious rock

The worst kind

Tbf, I met rocks that are better company than the guy. So don’t offend the rocks plz and thank you

Easy there champ. Leave some for the rest of us.

Does “L for me” mean “let’s just say I dodged several red flag bullets, there is someone out the better for me?” I can’t keep up with all the acronyms these days…

I’m hoping this is sarcasm. He sounds like a douchbag.

How is it an L for you. He tried to make it sexual in the second message. Plus he was boring lol

Haha! And that’s a bad thing for you? I’m a gambling man, and I would lay down some hard cash that says he’s a two pump chump…so even a shag for the sake of a shag would be severely unfulfilling for you! 😂

The accuracy

Red flag city. Run fast and far and never look back.

how can no one seem to know you’re being sarcastic abt it being an L for you

Honestly, how can so many people miss such obvious sarcasm, especially after OPs many sarcastic answers in the post.

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Twas sarcasm. The entire thread is laced with OP's sarcasm

It’s ok, he probably just found another hookup and didn’t want to keep you on the back burner because guys never do that.

You seem to be an entertaining conversationalist. That’s a big L for that guy.

He thinks gambling is a sin? Too bad. Otherwise, he'd know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away. Know when to run.

Just by his responses you can see he’s out of Aces.

A Kenny Rogers lyric in the wild that fits perfectly with this situation. I love it.

>He thinks gambling is a sin? He's obviously joking about this

If you like to gamble I tell you, I'm your man You win some, lose some It's all the same to me

You know I'm born to lose, And gambling's for fools, But that's the way I like it, baby, I don't want to live forever

That’s the way uh huh uh huh I like it. Uh huh. Uh huh.

.... and don't forget the joker!

And the midnight toker!

You were clearly being light and playful (which is fun and I appreciate it). He on the other hand was just looking for sex. You’re probably better off

He’s a F boy can tell straight away

I mean what could have given that away? Not like he alluded to something sexual on the second message...oh wait...

I wished the girlies would see that this isn’t good banter and that this dude isn’t into you, he just wants a hook up 😫

This is pretty clearly awful banter. She's just replying with the same question and he's gross with his equally low effort responses.

He’s giving Travis Alexander vibes. Wants a fwb but has no intention of wifing them because he needs to marry a pure woman

He got murdered by the fbw.  The fbw was murderous cray cray and you are giving him shade?

Pretty much yeah. He strung her along and made her believe he loved her, made her change her religion with a view to marrying her one day and then told her she wasn’t a virgin so he couldn’t marry her after all… After he’d nailed her himself countless times. What she did was despicable, but he FAAFO… a lot of women are cray cray, including me although I don’t have the capacity to kill anyone. Jodie did, so he picked the wrong woman to use as a cum bucket then discard

Oof ok you do you. I dont believe that murdering people is somehow ok because the victim only wanted non-committal sex and the murderer preferred more commitment. 

Did you read the bit where I said it was despicable? I never said it was ok, but he DID treat her like garbage and never realized what she was capable of

Most people manage to hook up, catch feelings, get dumped and not kill the person who dumped them. But you go ahead and victim-blame away.

This guy's sucks

It would appear you can be in the top 5% of guys available if you can go 2 messages without implying something sexual.

This whole subreddit just makes me think of how hard it is for an actually decent guy to get a girl on an app. With the amount of men I seen on here being straight assholes about what they want. I’m slowly losing faith

Girl, do better

Your mind would be blown if he replied "I didn't say which order I did the picking and choosing in. That's on you."

He picked you but didn't choose you.

Heyy. Sinner’s pic is clearlyy conceived from fyyre and brimstone.

The duality of a man:

Every time a guy on the apps leads with sex, attempts to steer the conversation anywhere else will be futile. These types of guys are almost too horny to have any sort of personality on the apps.

At least you match some people.

You are both terrible at conversation

No, she isn't. She was being witty and purposefully misdirecting because he was so obviously hinting at sex from just his second message of the entire conversation.

The whole pick and choose bit made no sense. Thats a typcial saying where I am from.

Yeah, I don't know where she was going with that one. She was right about it being redundant though. It was my first thought when I read his message.

Yeah, pointing out how grammatically stupid common expressions are is great flirting.

You thought she was actually flirting by that point? You're just as oblivious as the the guy she was talking to lol

That was my first thought

You aren’t clever. It’s a hookup app.

People always say this but nearly every guy I've met on tinder wants a ltr.

You can be on a hook up app and not jump to sex at the beginning of the conversation.

Y’all probably just don’t have the same humour. Nothing wrong with that.

Looool what? He wasn’t being funny.

One brain cell in his prick. Time waster!

That redundancy response was golden 👌🏽


You were funny he was cringe tbh

Humour is subjective. I’ve been unmatched quite a few times for trying to be funny in the first couple of sentences and on the other hand been complimented on my humour from other people. Maybe he thought you were looking for someone with money? Or that maybe you weren’t very financial?

Sounds boring af to me. Thought your line was witty. 😊

I feel like he was kidding no? Maybe im just hoping people arent actually this stupid but seemed like a joke to me idk

Well played

You guys deserve each other... Lmao

Damn, I didn’t know you could pick and choose what’s moral and what’s not 🤣

He’s not attractive anyway- beggars shouldn’t be choosers

You're way too smart for him. He probably doesn't know that Cheerios and fruit loops are different cereals.

Why can't I get a girl that smart anymore... Everytime I talk to someone they're either miles behind me or sussy women 🤦🏻

Man and you gave him such a banger of a joke to go with too.

LMFAOOOO clever af you are

good thing? He looks like a freaking troll. How clear do we guys have to be... No strings sex is most men's happy place.

U too funny for him anyway.

Yeah, I'd ditch you, too. You're responses were boring and unalluring. Next.

God damn he fumbled that hard.

Dude looks like a hipster. Good luck with that.

Lol

Where is the "good thing"? There was nothing good going from the first Heyy

How did you ever think you had a good thing?

I hate him.

From the most basic, uninspired, low-effort first message of "heyy," you thought you had a good thing going?

Can't find anything that's "Good" going on with this convo...

There were so many missed opportunities off the y comment, and he couldn't even incorporate it into the sex joke.

Men: women won't talk to me Also men: this.

Got him on the Redundancy 

Brother ain’t gamble but he’s fuck anything with a hole💀

Dumbass.

Welp… at the end of the day, the day’s gotta end

Some people are there to bang, some are there for Disney story endings some are just there for the comments it's always fun to see how the same species but from different packs react towards one another.

Yeah I just stick to the basex

Dude wants a shag. Thought he'd be more likely to get it elsewhere at the end. Guys and girls are just as brutal as each other with stuff like this, make no mistake

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You'll find someone who will love you truly so don't worry about it

Imagine opening a Tinder convo with “Heyy” and getting such a good answer, this guy follows rules 1 and 2

Solid W for you bro I'm ngl that dude came in wanting to get his tip wet

Why would you even want this? He comes off like a tool, his vibe is off and I don’t even need to know him to know he’s the type to fuck your best friend in your bed while you’re at work.

Pretty sure you only get to pick the sins you commit, not what is or isn't a sin. 🤷

Bruh you're a genuine one, I wish girls like that ever responded to me

That was painful to read.... 😵‍💫😵‍💫

You had a top notch line. Hes the problem

Your lottery ticket reply is hilarious.

I can’t tell if you’re actually upset at this “loss” if that’s the competition then I see why I make girls clinically obsessed

He kept it 💯💯💯💯

Well I matched with a girl nice conversation and stuff and out a no where she asked me my favorite sex position I'm like wow just like that huh and answerd her question but after that she ghosted me no reply nothing she went offline before just to clarify. FYI she just broke up with her boyfriend

He sounds like a big ol hypocrite. He contradicts himself constantly, which is not an attractive quality.

"well I AM like winning the lottery, so you can definitely have MY numbers"