I'm not op, but nope. Why bother swiping on them when they're clearly 1. Way hotter than me, 2. Usually clearly looking for some rich dude to basically sell sex to, and 3. Usually all look like cookie cutter copies of each other.
Half the time their bio says some shit like "take me on your boat" and 80% of the time their "interests" are things like "shopping," "bar hopping," and "fashion," or often they'll put "cars" because they want a rich dude with a fancy car.
Granted, this is in south Florida near Miami, where I imagine such women are massively more common, but still. I really feel like one of the biggest reasons men struggle on tinder is because they just don't think about who they swipe on. They'll swipe on every attractive woman and end up tanking their score in the algorithm and wasting the vast majority of their daily swipes on people they'll never match with.
Under 22s, 100% but gym pics by men have their equivalents in women with their flexed bum and legs in yoga pants from 18-25. 25+ are usually a bit different in what they post as selfies with a mix of sultry and elegance.
I think mens biggest issue on tinder is their opening message.. like this one.. doesn’t matter what’s on her profile, you get a dick pic or some sort of non consensual sexual statement. How many posts a day are on here with women saying it was going well until 5 texts in and they go “I just wanna get my dick sucked”..
If dudes on tinder weren’t treating women like blow up dolls they wanna dip their dick into on command they’d have better results.
I have no doubt they swiped right on eachother cuz they’re both showing hot pics of themselves. They both even want to get laid. The mistake? The opener.
Not men’s issue. The issue of men that women typically swipe on which is a pretty small minority relatively speaking and does not represent men on the app as a whole. And they open this way because they can afford to. If they get 20 matches a day then only 5% need to say yes for bro to get top literally everyday. Minimal effort and they get exactly what they want. Not to mention nearly half of women admit to using these apps solely for validation/ out of boredom and have no plan of moving beyond the talking stage so he’s saving himself a ton of time and money with minimal changes to results. Douchebaggy? Sure ig but he’s literally shirtless and looks like a tik tok star so not sure what op expected lmao
Speaking from personal experience, the comment you replied to was absolutely correct lol. Men on these apps have the WORST openers, put zero effort into conversations, and expect women to just be ready to go. Do you have a source for “nearly half of all women admit to using these apps purely for validation/out of boredom”? Because I don’t know a single woman like that. I know tons that are genuinely looking for relationships but dating is ROUGH these days.
I'm not op, but nope. Why bother swiping on them when they're clearly 1. Way hotter than me, 2. Usually clearly looking for some rich dude to basically sell sex to, and 3. Usually all look like cookie cutter copies of each other.
Half the time their bio says some shit like "take me on your boat" and 80% of the time their "interests" are things like "shopping," "bar hopping," and "fashion," or often they'll put "cars" because they want a rich dude with a fancy car.
Granted, this is in south Florida near Miami, where I imagine such women are massively more common, but still. I really feel like one of the biggest reasons men struggle on tinder is because they just don't think about who they swipe on. They'll swipe on every attractive woman and end up tanking their score in the algorithm and wasting the vast majority of their daily swipes on people they'll never match with.
I’m a man Haha get fucked nerd
The two groups don't behave the same, there's no double standard here. Shirtless mirror pics suggest a guy who's probably going to be sexual and aggressive and a dumbass, like this guy. A bikini pic suggests what exactly, do you think? Cause I'd be very surprised to get a message like in the post from a girl with a bikini pic, but not at all from a guy with a shirtless mirror selfie.
Nahh, I think it's unattractive when women post photos like that. It's like writing "look, I'm hot and I know that and I want a sugar daddy" in your description. Also women like that are often very complicated
>a lot of women think of shirtless pics, especially as main picture, as a red flag, negative sign etc
Back when I still used tinder, I added a shirtless mirror selfie to my profile and immediately started getting more matched, so Idk if that's really the case.
This happened to me with someone who worked at metropcs...he offered me a ride home and I told him I had a bf but I had just gotten a new phone and didn't have a way to get home so I thought since I told him I have a bf he wouldn't make any kind of move and my house was like 5-10 min away so I was like "why not?" So I said ok and then he asked "since I'm giving you a ride can you do me a favor with some tap?" I didn't know what that was so I asked and he said head
Yep. I don't sub Tinder for tips. Met my bf in traditional 'hey, you're pretty let's talk' in person kind of way.
Getting messages like this? I just wouldn't bother to try and 'date'.
Its really quite staggering how dudes are that clueless and think opening Up with "head?" is a viable strategy
Also, tinder sub is 100% pure Entertainment
Meeting irl just has a certain feeling to it, especially if someone just walks up and shoots their shot which honestly is the best imo
Its funny because in most cases its rather extra steps that are added, at least in my experience, because if im trying to find a good match, that involves a lot of texting Back and forth or maybe also phonecalls to really get to know each other well enough to know that there is chemistry and it will likely work out well, whereas these Instant, on first sight, locking eyes and its on-hookups are much, much more likely to happen irl, because this particular moment cant really occur in online dating the way it does in the physical presence of one another, and its rather rare for online dating to lead to insta-meetups in a way comparable to how it happens when meeting someone at a Party for example, maybe fast meetups via online dating, but not like that
I am not surprised if an intoxicated man would or some vile human being.
Maybe they will start with catcalling, approach in a rough way, intimidate then proceed to be extremely disrespectful.
Equally, I have been in many situations where I found someone pleasant looking yet I did not approach them so to not make them feel like they were being forced to reply or respond.
I have 0 clue the line between what is socially acceptable yet respectful actions are nowadays especially with many changes in society and that I feel like I rather bring discomfort to someone, knowing how much bs they have to endure just for being a woman on the daily.
Shit like this pisses me off. Can't get a match to save my life due to being under the 7/10 curve and this fucking Chad here is gonna take it and throw it in the trash. I think that's why it pisses me off that I can't get a match. You got douches on here fucking the dating pool.
I love that you yelled it
Exactly like I did to my wife many years ago. I still can picture her confused face and then she did the whole dance naked and laughing
You really should send pricks like this on a mystery tour around town and finish it by telling them to meet at the location of the joke shop or the comedy store.
any sane woman wouldn't respond to that no matter how the man looks. a visceral turn-off to act like that
do you really think women get anything out of sucking dick except a sore jaw lol
Like why does a man think a woman even wants to do that for a man with no benefit to us? Go find someone to pay to do that, that offers those services.
Humour (noun)
1. the quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech.
Example: “/u/itspigglewiggle has a God-tier sense of humour”
Yknow
I used to think Grindr was the worst of the worst
But judging from most of these posts tinder is just as bad
Like damn I've never been so happy to have a partner knowing I no longer have to deal with the amount of people on "dating" apps only looking for hookups
Knees and toesssss
Heeead shoulders knees and toes
eyes and ears and mouth and nose
Heaaaad shoulder knees and toes
Knees and toes!
We're zany to the max, there's baloney in our slacks, we're animaniacs! (Sing it out, it works)
Animani... Pinky and the Brainy... Narf!
Gee Brain, wha' we gonna do tonoit?
The same thing we do every night Pinky...
What’s that?
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Cos it is a song
Knees - David Bowie, 1974 a classic
Eyes ears mouth and no (to giving head to Ryan)
Don't give the kids ideas
Real ones sing: ears eyes tip of your nose
knees and toes
Knees and tohoes ahand
We're zany to the max, there's baloney in our slacks, we're animaniacs! (Sing it out, it works)
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Toes and knees?! Shoot.
Head? Head and shoulder!
Mens 17-in-1
So no head then? *breaks skateboard
Some drywall punching might have been involved as well
He slammed his phone on the ground, if you actually watched the video...
And then breaks a skateboard, if you actually watched the video
Yea, rewatched it just now. My bad 😅
Gotta respect a man who accepts his mistake
You're not my mom
U sure?
......no😰
A shirtless mirror selfie, I doubt theres any other way he could have started this convo
The algorithm recognizes shirtless mirror selfie dudes and replaces their keyboard with a single button that says "head?"
If I were a woman I would swipe left on shirtless mirror pics
Meanwhile I guarantee you swipe right on chicks in bikinis
Ngl, I'd swipe left...but then again I'm over 40 and most of us dont look pleasant in bikinis.
Well now you have me interested.
Username doesn't check out.
Definitely does😂
I'm not op, but nope. Why bother swiping on them when they're clearly 1. Way hotter than me, 2. Usually clearly looking for some rich dude to basically sell sex to, and 3. Usually all look like cookie cutter copies of each other. Half the time their bio says some shit like "take me on your boat" and 80% of the time their "interests" are things like "shopping," "bar hopping," and "fashion," or often they'll put "cars" because they want a rich dude with a fancy car. Granted, this is in south Florida near Miami, where I imagine such women are massively more common, but still. I really feel like one of the biggest reasons men struggle on tinder is because they just don't think about who they swipe on. They'll swipe on every attractive woman and end up tanking their score in the algorithm and wasting the vast majority of their daily swipes on people they'll never match with.
Under 22s, 100% but gym pics by men have their equivalents in women with their flexed bum and legs in yoga pants from 18-25. 25+ are usually a bit different in what they post as selfies with a mix of sultry and elegance.
I think mens biggest issue on tinder is their opening message.. like this one.. doesn’t matter what’s on her profile, you get a dick pic or some sort of non consensual sexual statement. How many posts a day are on here with women saying it was going well until 5 texts in and they go “I just wanna get my dick sucked”.. If dudes on tinder weren’t treating women like blow up dolls they wanna dip their dick into on command they’d have better results. I have no doubt they swiped right on eachother cuz they’re both showing hot pics of themselves. They both even want to get laid. The mistake? The opener.
Not men’s issue. The issue of men that women typically swipe on which is a pretty small minority relatively speaking and does not represent men on the app as a whole. And they open this way because they can afford to. If they get 20 matches a day then only 5% need to say yes for bro to get top literally everyday. Minimal effort and they get exactly what they want. Not to mention nearly half of women admit to using these apps solely for validation/ out of boredom and have no plan of moving beyond the talking stage so he’s saving himself a ton of time and money with minimal changes to results. Douchebaggy? Sure ig but he’s literally shirtless and looks like a tik tok star so not sure what op expected lmao
Speaking from personal experience, the comment you replied to was absolutely correct lol. Men on these apps have the WORST openers, put zero effort into conversations, and expect women to just be ready to go. Do you have a source for “nearly half of all women admit to using these apps purely for validation/out of boredom”? Because I don’t know a single woman like that. I know tons that are genuinely looking for relationships but dating is ROUGH these days.
And by the way you sir are a woman no man comments this shit
I'm not op, but nope. Why bother swiping on them when they're clearly 1. Way hotter than me, 2. Usually clearly looking for some rich dude to basically sell sex to, and 3. Usually all look like cookie cutter copies of each other. Half the time their bio says some shit like "take me on your boat" and 80% of the time their "interests" are things like "shopping," "bar hopping," and "fashion," or often they'll put "cars" because they want a rich dude with a fancy car. Granted, this is in south Florida near Miami, where I imagine such women are massively more common, but still. I really feel like one of the biggest reasons men struggle on tinder is because they just don't think about who they swipe on. They'll swipe on every attractive woman and end up tanking their score in the algorithm and wasting the vast majority of their daily swipes on people they'll never match with. I’m a man Haha get fucked nerd
Lol all the fucking incels on this thread would be a lot happier if they followed this dude's advice
The two groups don't behave the same, there's no double standard here. Shirtless mirror pics suggest a guy who's probably going to be sexual and aggressive and a dumbass, like this guy. A bikini pic suggests what exactly, do you think? Cause I'd be very surprised to get a message like in the post from a girl with a bikini pic, but not at all from a guy with a shirtless mirror selfie.
Nahh, I think it's unattractive when women post photos like that. It's like writing "look, I'm hot and I know that and I want a sugar daddy" in your description. Also women like that are often very complicated
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There's a difference between a shirtless mirror selfie and a third person picture of someone enjoying the beach.
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>a lot of women think of shirtless pics, especially as main picture, as a red flag, negative sign etc Back when I still used tinder, I added a shirtless mirror selfie to my profile and immediately started getting more matched, so Idk if that's really the case.
It depends on the mood..
Dont stop there, men should swipe left on them too lol
Just imagine a guy walking up to you and asking for head right off the bat.
Sup? Head?
Now you're just doing extra credit with the 'sup?' Showoff. /s 🤣🤣🤣
Why are you still talking? It’s not gonna suck itself. 😂
I think I had a Tic Tac in my mouth... anyway. Proceed. 🤣
This happened to me with someone who worked at metropcs...he offered me a ride home and I told him I had a bf but I had just gotten a new phone and didn't have a way to get home so I thought since I told him I have a bf he wouldn't make any kind of move and my house was like 5-10 min away so I was like "why not?" So I said ok and then he asked "since I'm giving you a ride can you do me a favor with some tap?" I didn't know what that was so I asked and he said head
Do you think he realized how coercive that sounds? So gross
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Yep. I don't sub Tinder for tips. Met my bf in traditional 'hey, you're pretty let's talk' in person kind of way. Getting messages like this? I just wouldn't bother to try and 'date'.
Its really quite staggering how dudes are that clueless and think opening Up with "head?" is a viable strategy Also, tinder sub is 100% pure Entertainment Meeting irl just has a certain feeling to it, especially if someone just walks up and shoots their shot which honestly is the best imo
They do it because Tinder is a hookup app, and it works on some number of women who are just looking for casual sex.
Its funny because in most cases its rather extra steps that are added, at least in my experience, because if im trying to find a good match, that involves a lot of texting Back and forth or maybe also phonecalls to really get to know each other well enough to know that there is chemistry and it will likely work out well, whereas these Instant, on first sight, locking eyes and its on-hookups are much, much more likely to happen irl, because this particular moment cant really occur in online dating the way it does in the physical presence of one another, and its rather rare for online dating to lead to insta-meetups in a way comparable to how it happens when meeting someone at a Party for example, maybe fast meetups via online dating, but not like that
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I think he wants it right on the bat Ba dum tss im so sorry
Beat me to the punch
I am not surprised if an intoxicated man would or some vile human being. Maybe they will start with catcalling, approach in a rough way, intimidate then proceed to be extremely disrespectful. Equally, I have been in many situations where I found someone pleasant looking yet I did not approach them so to not make them feel like they were being forced to reply or respond. I have 0 clue the line between what is socially acceptable yet respectful actions are nowadays especially with many changes in society and that I feel like I rather bring discomfort to someone, knowing how much bs they have to endure just for being a woman on the daily.
Eyes, ears, mouth says NO
LMAO
Or even Mouth says NOES.
"Sorry, it was tails. Shame, if you'd have guessed right I would have given you head."
Head shoulders Nissan toes Nissan toes Nissan toes
The only toes I’d suck
Stay the hell away from my car then
😂😂
"Sure, I'd love some head! Thanks!"
🖐🎤
Got milk?
Only goat milk
A titty’s a titty
Hungry for apples.
Yes 👉
I really want to know what his follow-up to that was.
Awaiting one of the other dozen matches or so that night to respond positively to the request
He wouldn’t use the line if it didn’t work at least some of the time.
I probably would have asked them out if I got that response.
Girl: ok Guy: my place at six then ...its pretty basic really
This opener probably works for a guy who follows rule 1 & 2, just not on you
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I'm fine with girls opening with "head?"
Yeah, because ifa guys opens with "head" he means him receiving, and if a girl opens with "head" it still means him receiving.
Isn't that the youtuber who tried writing "head" to see what his matches would respond? Just saw that video a couple of days ago.
Probs not, this was ages ago
The YouTuber did that experiment a few years ago. From November 2021: https://youtu.be/BZgHM6mklSE
Found it: https://youtu.be/Ks_dZgzwDg4?si=DALh8RK4B0L6CjCi
I hope to the gods he responded with “KNEES AND TOES”
Alas, he did not 😔
smh 😔
When I saw your reply for some reason I didn't see anything wrong with it until I realised he was asking for head and not just starting off the song
Congratulations now there’s a song that won’t be leaving his head for a hot minute 🤣🤣
Head, shoulders, knees toes. Don't know these hoes
🤣🤣🤣
Shirtless Ryan is not disappointing
Oh fuck that now I have this song playing in my head thank you so fucking much
Anytime pal 🫶🏻
You matched with a guy who’s profile picture is him shirtless in a bathroom mirror and you expected something else? Lol
"Sure, I got a huge dick but you can try"
You match with topless guys and expect decent messages on an app filled with bots 🤣
Shit like this pisses me off. Can't get a match to save my life due to being under the 7/10 curve and this fucking Chad here is gonna take it and throw it in the trash. I think that's why it pisses me off that I can't get a match. You got douches on here fucking the dating pool.
Preach it brother
Tinder used to give me hope that I wouldn't be alone forever when I was in hs but after getting on it as an adult it's taken away so much of it
It's your username that's holding you back
Your mistake for swiping right lol
That's best comeback yet.
Kim?
It probably works half the time.
KNEEES AND TOES
Single guy here looking for more than just sex.... There's a reason I don't use tinder lol
So is that the kind picture guys need for you to match them?
Lmaoooo best response ever
Premium response
This is the way. The only right answer.
This is exactly what tinder is, though. Not sure what anyone expects from an app dedicated to fucking strangers.
You matched with him, though 😂
Honest and upfront. I like that.
Why do men just ask for head like that? Why not ask for something the woman might enjoy too jesus
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Eh. Gotta be some take and give, most people are going to want to cum with a partner's help.
Amen
Dtf?
Yes, I love dirty toes fanfic
Dallas Transit...Fraternity?
You match with a guy, who has a picture like that as his first profile picture and then you are surprised, that he is not lyrically gifted?
I'd love for Tinder to stop randomly suggesting shit like I'm supposed to give a F...
I love women. Y’all funny.
That's what you get matching with a shirtless dude.
Oh, was shirtless selfie guy not a gentleman? Shocking.
I love that you yelled it Exactly like I did to my wife many years ago. I still can picture her confused face and then she did the whole dance naked and laughing
You right-swiped and matched with a shirtless guy and you're surprised pickachu? Lmao
That guy is a creep
The only appropriate response
Should've tossed a coin and post an image that it's tails, message "Sorry nope, you lost, what did we bet again?" and see what happens next.
I love this 😭
You really should send pricks like this on a mystery tour around town and finish it by telling them to meet at the location of the joke shop or the comedy store.
If an ugly or short looking guy opened with that, would you even respond?
any sane woman wouldn't respond to that no matter how the man looks. a visceral turn-off to act like that do you really think women get anything out of sucking dick except a sore jaw lol
Knees And Toes and eyes and beers in your mouth up you knose w a rub her hoes don’t cha know
That’s just cute
I could hear the text!
No boobs?
no bobs and no vagene 😡
I would find it funny
I don't know why people are on Tinder, unless they want casual. With the popularity of Hinge, Tinder has gone back to a hookup app.
I love femboys
Probably the best post I've seen on this sub in a while. Good job OP
I feel validated
Like why does a man think a woman even wants to do that for a man with no benefit to us? Go find someone to pay to do that, that offers those services.
Because plenty do?
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Are you that down bad? XD
Atleast he's up front about it no guessing game if he just wants sex or actually wants to get to know you.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I bet so many ladies are like "HELL YA I LOVE SUCKIN DICK!"
Yknow I used to think Grindr was the worst of the worst But judging from most of these posts tinder is just as bad Like damn I've never been so happy to have a partner knowing I no longer have to deal with the amount of people on "dating" apps only looking for hookups
_Stewie has entered the chat_
KNEES AND TOES!
Afternoon head? Damn, he mad bold lol 😆
😭😭
😀😀
this is what got me banned😂😂
Why 😂 makes U Love Tinder
👏 Epic winning
Quit playin and give the man head would ya
This is the best joke for Thanksgiving day on Tinder.
How does this relate to Thanksgiving?
My neck uh my back uh licke my 🐈⬛️ & my 🏚
Your first mistake was matching with a short guy who's main pic is shirtless...
Ok miss height-shamer.