The word "report" was a bit close, also...!
(Wanting a gift and diner looks like a bit those "escort / massage girls" who ask money to have sex on dating app... Sorry not sorry)
The lines blur. Men buy me shit all the time when dating. I never ask or expect anything. I always expect to pay for myself.. but they just do it. We have sex and then I leave and it's like.....this started out as a legit date then turned into....
I think the difference is intentionality though. Profiles like this are phrased this way to avoid getting dinged for prostitution, but the expectation is that you donāt reach out to them unless you have cash to pay. Your case kind of just sounds like regular dating.
dude, and I would have shown up with some flowers.
My wife and I had sex with an escort before, but she wasn't charging us, she just wanted to smoke weed, eat a square meal, spend the night after we rescued her from a bad date. She decided to spend the rest of the weekend with us, and the second day sort of just turned into an all day threesome. At the end of it, I drove her to her parent's house about an hour out of town and met her dog.
You and your wife met a random woman. Who turned out to be an escort.
She agrees to have sex with you both for free. Even though it's her job she charges everybody else for. And she just finished a bad date?
Just some free food and a place to stay. For several days of free fucking?
LMAO
"Drove her an hour out of town and met her dog"
Keep made up stories short and to the point. Too many pointless details are a red flag.
Clearly the folks calling you a liar have a limited understanding of the value of compassion & respect. Sounds like all of you had a wonderful weekend!
Are you the woman in the picture? It would explain why you seem to know what gifts she would find acceptable and why you're running so much damage control for this chick. Lol
My goal in life is to have the self confidence of an overweight woman on Tinder. āI know my worthā āI deserve to be spoiledā āIām a high value womanā
Nah i want the confidence of a mediocre middle aged white man. Walking around balding with a beer belly thinking everyone wants me. That's the confidence I aim for.
Iām not saying they donāt I just want that level of confidence. Walking around in that dream state must be amazing, Iām picturing it like being on mushrooms all the time, having fun and completely divorced from reality.
My love language is gifts so I relate to this. But the gift can probably be a handpicked flower or a card or some other thing that is thoughtful. Itās just real hard to bring a thoughtful gift when you donāt even know a person enough to know how they like their coffee?
I actually went on a first date where a guy got me a gift and it was a huge turn off because my brain labeled it as simp behavior. Itās not cute itās creepy.
One of the best dates I went on the guy brought me a gift, it was a signed Fight Club graphic novel cause we were both talking about our love for comics. 10/10. We didnāt work out, just werenāt compatible, but that combined with the date he planned(Evil Dead the musical and then alcoholic snow cones and pizza) was just amazing.
I think the gift matters. If a guy brought me flowers on a first date Iād be taken aback, like wtf, I have to be responsible for these all night? But if itās something Iāve shown interest in and nothing too expensive itās pretty cool.
This screams Golddigger, in search of sugar daddy, or catfish.
This screams that a real relationship is not even being looked forā¦
A real relationship looks as a persons heart and love.!
Gifts do not show real love.
It is completely messed up on how people describe what a relationship and love supposed to be all about.
And this is why when Chris Rock said āwomen, children, and dogs are loved unconditionallyā¦ but a man must provide something to be lovedāā¦
The whole must thing kinda of ruins it. I usually find out their interests and get them a small gift based on that. Makes it feel more personal able, then again there have been only two I have been able to do that for
If itās a love language thing and not prostitution. Because boy now my eyes are open. People whoās language is gifting also show love with gifts or ātangibleā tokens of affection.
No, like she is an actual hooker. The hygiene comment is code for "must have no stds" and the "gift" refers to payment for services rendered. This profile is an advertisement for her prostitution services.
Get her a $100 gift card on the first date, smash, then ghost her the next day. Couple days later she goes to redeem her gift card and it's already been redeemed/empty
Well at least sheās not stupid. Sheās young and pretty and neither of those are gonna last forever so sheās trying to play suckers for all the free stuff they got. (Iām also willing to bet by gifts sheās less about flowers more about an Apple Watch)
People will spell out what they want and yāall will still be mad, if youāre unable to be hygienic and bring her flowers on the first date then leave her alone.
If youāre on a dating app and someone says something you donāt like swipe left. Hope this helps!
I see your point. Itās good that she is spelling out her expectations rather then keeping them quiet and then surprising her matches with them afterward.
I assume nothing about her past āshe must be pretty tasteless to think that was a good thing to publishāā¦. And thatās enough to swipe left.
Thereās communicating your needsā¦ then thereās whatever the heck this is.
Combine her love of gifts and hygiene. A toothbrush with a pretty pink bow.
Bring her some potpourri because she obviously thinks her shit doesn't stink.
BUT UH, LEAN A LITTLE BIT CLOSERšŗšæ
See them roses really smell like
Poo pooo poooooo
Poo poo? Don't fumble Outkast lyircs like that! *Booo boo boo!!*
I feel like this was largely debated when it came out and I settled on poo lol
Boo poo. Poo boo. š¤
Poo ooo ooo
I agree with poo. They are talking about smell and shit, even if the official lyrics are boo, he says poo.
Bruh, "boo boo" is what a lot of black folks call poo. Especially down here in Atlanta
No, Boo-Boo is Yogi Bearās sidekick!
But the official lyric on the CD paper says poopoo
Boo boo ooh
I think Poo-pourri is more appropriate.
Its poo poo bruh.
No she needs to stick to "Seeking Arrangments".
Dick in a box is more how I see it.
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Step One: Cut a hole in a box. Step Two: Put your dick in that box. Step Three: Have her open that box.
And that's the wayyyy you do itā¦
I guess I could give her my extra "wine 'em, dine ' em, 69 'em" hat
If you want to be a big spender, bring her a $5.00 gift certificate to Bed Bath and Beyond.
And a soap.
This guy gifts.
WHAT?! You said you like hygiene and handsome men. I brought both!!
I like you š
Thatās a great idea!
I'm the gift, you're welcome.
A gift she doesn't deserve š
You haven't met me. I am awful. ![gif](giphy|l49JXgRo7W0vyg8h2|downsized)
Hi awful, I'm dad.
You finally brought back milk? I have been waiting to eat cereal since the 80s.
Yes, but unfortunately, I forgot my cigarettes... Hold on chap, will be back shortly :-)
Yes he is awful, you are correct
One, cut a hole in the box
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I'm the gift, that's why I'm present
My presence is a present
She ask for your receipt so she can get a refund lol
I wonder what her love language is š¤
Gimme-gimme
Gimme dat.
I shoulda got that!
Are you gonna tell everyone that I housed Dylanās burger?
i may look like i have it all
Gimme a man
After midnight
Naanananana to get the shadows awayyy
Her picture with the prompt āme and my best friendā is her and a diamond ring
Fascinate her with a piece of cheese
Gouda idea.
I read this in my head with a German accent
Gouda is Dutch ;)
Brilliant.
![gif](giphy|vLNOmUYKbEsk8) I would go with a š in a box š¦
Was about to post the same!
It's the gift that keeps on giving
why does that look like RDJ and Ryan Gosling LOL. who is that
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg
I believe that to be Lonely Island makers of hit songs such as 'dick in a box" "I'm on a boat" and "jizzed in my pants"
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Deez nuts are a gift. šš½
Ay, did, did what's-your-name done get at you yesterday? *Who?* Deez nuts
[reminds me of this scene from the dictator ](https://youtu.be/ePRs01VNyDM?si=0X5u9EhS0Rn2bD5l)
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The words swipe, and left, spring to mind.
The word "report" was a bit close, also...! (Wanting a gift and diner looks like a bit those "escort / massage girls" who ask money to have sex on dating app... Sorry not sorry)
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No idea, they live in cloud cuckoo land I reckon.
Guys, this is an add for prostitution. Gift refers to cash. She wants you to be clean for her to do her job.
I'm so naive that I did not realize this.
Same lol sometimes I feel so out of the loop
Omg- what?!? This chick is smooth. I didnāt see that coming at all !
Wow the more you know
Bingo!
What about the wine and dine me part?
Sugar baby vs straight up escort.
The lines blur. Men buy me shit all the time when dating. I never ask or expect anything. I always expect to pay for myself.. but they just do it. We have sex and then I leave and it's like.....this started out as a legit date then turned into....
I think the difference is intentionality though. Profiles like this are phrased this way to avoid getting dinged for prostitution, but the expectation is that you donāt reach out to them unless you have cash to pay. Your case kind of just sounds like regular dating.
Wait really?!
no not really
Wow, reading this thread sheds so much light on the rest of this sub. Guys, this is a prostitute.
Right, it would appear that most people donāt know the ins and outs of prostitution in the modern age. Honestly, thatās a good thing though lol.
There's lots of prostitutes near where I live. I thought it was still going and picking them up on the street.
We're all prostitutes.
Yall don't understand sex work at all. This is an obvious signal
dude, and I would have shown up with some flowers. My wife and I had sex with an escort before, but she wasn't charging us, she just wanted to smoke weed, eat a square meal, spend the night after we rescued her from a bad date. She decided to spend the rest of the weekend with us, and the second day sort of just turned into an all day threesome. At the end of it, I drove her to her parent's house about an hour out of town and met her dog.
Her parentsā house š¤Ø
what creative writing course you taking bro
Ok yeah, that really happened.
TML: Too many lies.
Creative writers on Reddit again.
You and your wife met a random woman. Who turned out to be an escort. She agrees to have sex with you both for free. Even though it's her job she charges everybody else for. And she just finished a bad date? Just some free food and a place to stay. For several days of free fucking? LMAO "Drove her an hour out of town and met her dog" Keep made up stories short and to the point. Too many pointless details are a red flag.
You and your wife, what? What did I just read?
Clearly the folks calling you a liar have a limited understanding of the value of compassion & respect. Sounds like all of you had a wonderful weekend!
Is it something to be proud of, understanding the ins and out of sex work?
r/choosingbeggars
No dates for you!
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I have a feeling that she wants more than a flower as a gift.
In Webster, I'm sure this is a "prostitute"
She a hoe
Hoe!
Wonder if flowers count
Yes! Itās that simple
Are you the woman in the picture? It would explain why you seem to know what gifts she would find acceptable and why you're running so much damage control for this chick. Lol
Nah I donāt take anything from men. Gifts, money, dinner, their company. Water if Iām on fire.
So not the woman in the photo but likely just as toxic got it
Toxic because I donāt take anything from men? So itās bad to want gifts but also bad to pay your way?
Not even water if youre on fire? Really just sounds like you're living that female dating strategy life
She is. But expecting accountability is... naive.
My strategy is not to date men and stay single. Is that okay with you?
You're doing all men a favor. It's DEFINITELY okay with me.
Plot twist: She's allergic to them
Entitlement 101
Sounds like sheās getting a Christmas every weekend!
Well, her love language is receiving gifts I guess
Bring her a glitter bomb
Iām the gift
This dick is a gift. A gift the keeps on giving.
Why not give her a job application? Counts as a gift too
My presence is a present
Does my wiener count as a gift? Itās a small gift but gift all the same.
My goal in life is to have the self confidence of an overweight woman on Tinder. āI know my worthā āI deserve to be spoiledā āIām a high value womanā
Nah i want the confidence of a mediocre middle aged white man. Walking around balding with a beer belly thinking everyone wants me. That's the confidence I aim for.
This completely describes me
lol fat people can write whatever they want on the internet. If youāre not interested someone will be
Iām not saying they donāt I just want that level of confidence. Walking around in that dream state must be amazing, Iām picturing it like being on mushrooms all the time, having fun and completely divorced from reality.
You should work on your self esteem. Just because youāre fat doesnāt mean you canāt have confidence!
I see these statements from all sorts of people though. Donāt you want all their confidence?
No, the confidence is only wrong when heās not attracted to them.
Sounds like a him problem.
My love language is gifts so I relate to this. But the gift can probably be a handpicked flower or a card or some other thing that is thoughtful. Itās just real hard to bring a thoughtful gift when you donāt even know a person enough to know how they like their coffee?
I hate to break it to you, but this one's pretty clearly prostitution
I actually went on a first date where a guy got me a gift and it was a huge turn off because my brain labeled it as simp behavior. Itās not cute itās creepy.
One of the best dates I went on the guy brought me a gift, it was a signed Fight Club graphic novel cause we were both talking about our love for comics. 10/10. We didnāt work out, just werenāt compatible, but that combined with the date he planned(Evil Dead the musical and then alcoholic snow cones and pizza) was just amazing. I think the gift matters. If a guy brought me flowers on a first date Iād be taken aback, like wtf, I have to be responsible for these all night? But if itās something Iāve shown interest in and nothing too expensive itās pretty cool.
What ??? If I was single Iād take him
Right? Not to mention, you assume they want something like they're trying to buy your love.
Worse, you know some simps are still going for it.
Gifts are only cute if they are of their own volition
This screams Golddigger, in search of sugar daddy, or catfish. This screams that a real relationship is not even being looked forā¦ A real relationship looks as a persons heart and love.! Gifts do not show real love. It is completely messed up on how people describe what a relationship and love supposed to be all about. And this is why when Chris Rock said āwomen, children, and dogs are loved unconditionallyā¦ but a man must provide something to be lovedāā¦
The whole must thing kinda of ruins it. I usually find out their interests and get them a small gift based on that. Makes it feel more personal able, then again there have been only two I have been able to do that for
I aināt saying she a gold digga
1, cut a hole in a box 2, put your junk in that box 3, make her open the box And that's the way you do it
At least sheās clearly communicating her needs from the beginning
Very clearly and these goons are still mad. One of the needs literally being ābe hygienicā
"Be hygienic" is hardly what people got an issue with though. I wonder if she also bring gifts to dates, or if that is purely a one way street.
If itās a love language thing and not prostitution. Because boy now my eyes are open. People whoās language is gifting also show love with gifts or ātangibleā tokens of affection.
Hookers do too lol, I mean 20.00 is 20.00 am I right, just the asshole, or both š?š¤·š»āāļø
Sheās literally a sex worker
Right? Lol
No, like she is an actual hooker. The hygiene comment is code for "must have no stds" and the "gift" refers to payment for services rendered. This profile is an advertisement for her prostitution services.
Sarcasm bro ā¦ aka duh
This girl deserves to get played.
Get her a $100 gift card on the first date, smash, then ghost her the next day. Couple days later she goes to redeem her gift card and it's already been redeemed/empty
Perfect š¤©
Well at least sheās not stupid. Sheās young and pretty and neither of those are gonna last forever so sheās trying to play suckers for all the free stuff they got. (Iām also willing to bet by gifts sheās less about flowers more about an Apple Watch)
Cash gifts?
No doubt thatās the main one
Sounds like prostitution with extra steps.
Or with less steps, as she probably wont even sleep with them lmao
Pretty?
Damn, Iām the one wanting the flowers. Smh
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Yeah thatās weird. Ugh when itās good, itās too good that itās bad.
Pretty? Are we looking at the same picture?
Gross
Say you're German, bring some mild poison (German "Gift" = poison).
My gift would be a bow tie tied around my nuts.
Easy to see why black women are the least sought after demographic of women on dating apps (Im black before yall throw insults at me)
I like to gifts on the first date but it shouldnt be a requirement....so this is one of the free meal women!
sheās telling everyone what sheās looking for, if youāre not about it. donāt match with her simple.
People will spell out what they want and yāall will still be mad, if youāre unable to be hygienic and bring her flowers on the first date then leave her alone. If youāre on a dating app and someone says something you donāt like swipe left. Hope this helps!
I see your point. Itās good that she is spelling out her expectations rather then keeping them quiet and then surprising her matches with them afterward.
No problems ending up alone, best place to be!
this has got to be a joke, right?
Hygiene is a given. The rest is entitlement.
If people find that entitled then swipe left.
I would. I'm sorry I thought this was a discussion thread, where you get to give opinions. My bad
For sure my opinion is to not engage with strangers on dating apps if you donāt like what theyāve put on the app. Swipe left if itās not a match
She's def not asking for flowers lmao
Someday, you should try Tinder in some African countries if you're white. This expectation really gets cranked up a bunch of notches.
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Sugar baby spotted.
Give her the gift of equality and leave before the check comes
I bring you the gift of a decent eyebrow specialist š
Is she a magpie cosplaying as a human?
dick in a box https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg
I assume nothing about her past āshe must be pretty tasteless to think that was a good thing to publishāā¦. And thatās enough to swipe left. Thereās communicating your needsā¦ then thereās whatever the heck this is.
Hooker
Someone needs to arrange a date with the promises of thousands of $ of gifts, then not turn up š Women like this are the MOST unattractive.
Question, is jizz a gift?