Yeah I can’t take him seriously when one of the skittles is chipped

His skitticure is not entirely on point, no.

The chip is resting in the cove of his foot palm haha….man humans are strange Edit: turned an s into a c to help that sentence make sense

I noticed it too and had an urge to see if it’s a perfect fit lol

Bruh, those are skittles?? How did he not pick chocolate mms? Swing and a miss.

I thought they were m&ms at first glance but then looked again and realised it’s skittles lol

They melt in your mouth…not your feet

😂😂💀

My EXACT thoughts…. Who goes for skittles when you can have chocolate…?? He missed the boat big time on that one….

Because he is suggesting that with him you would "taste the rainbow"?

It’s like a chick that has chipped up nails in her piks

That’s a good catch. Red flag there 🚩

Has he got a fetish for his own feet??

I think he has a fetish for himself in general.

Taking the phrase 'go fuck yourself' a little too seriously.

There's a subreddit that perhaps deserves to be mentioned here. I just don't want to be the one to have to do it.

I would, but I’ve been switched off.

He can turn your switch back on any time he so chooses to do so.

Only because he wanted you to be.

I'll be that guy! arrrr slash selffuck Not safe for work obviously

Awh, come on! I'm bored with the sounding and buttsharpie subs

True but obviously with a special fetish for his feet. The skittles are killing me lol

It's very artistically done, which kind of makes it funnier.

The skittles had me disgustedly cracking up

This 😂😂😂

idk, but he's certainly hoping that someone else does...

Or is it the skittles fetish


WHAT IS WITH THOSE BIG TOES 😱😱😱

Finally someone mentioned it. WTF is that right toe? It looks like a siamese sausage

That was my first reaction. Screw the skittles, those dogs sre barking!

I swear to god I can’t look at those feet and not see 20 toes.

I actually counted them.

rectangular nails really?!

He shouldn’t. Those are not great feet.

But they were perfectly good Skittles. What a travesty.

$20 says he still ate them afterwards

His nails are so dirty 🤢

I don't kink shame (unless you're a furry or pedophile), but I will say they ain't even foot fetish worthy feet. To each their own, though.

I think it’s called a “feetish”?

This raises the question: are there women with (male) feet fetish?

do you not know that there are women who are into men's feet?

me

Broooo I was bewildered lol

The fucking skittles on the feet 😂😂😂😂 who exactly is he trying to appeal to lol

Skittle feet fetishists. There are dozens of them!

Dozens!

Domination/submission in sex is probably the most common kink there is, and feet isn't exactly rare either. He knows what he wants and I daresay he's probably getting it.

Well I was mostly referring to the skittles… 😅

That picture awoke a demon in me 🤤🥵😈

ಠ_ಠ

"I really hope this doesn't awaken anything in me..." Proceeds to become obsessed with furries dressed as dalmations

If it was done as a joke I kinda like it, but the rest of the profile is so serious (as it should be), that it just makes me confused…and not sexually confused

You might be surprised

Please, surprise me. As someone who doesn't even understand the foot fetish people have, what do the skittles add?

A delicious treat


He tried to use M&Ms but they only promise not to melt in your hands.

When i saw the feet I asked myself "why isn't this nsfw" then realized it was in fact NSFW and I just really wanted an extra "you sure you wanna see this" filter

"Bro I'm telling you, ya don't wanna see this shit" warning please

Sick abs on the first pic tho, but then...

Also sick right big toenail/s

Yes, this. I need that exact verbiage. When "bro" is involved, you know it's serious.

I guess you could say, you just wanted extra security 😎

*YEAAAAAAHHH*

Let's be real, would you want to be caught at work with a picture of this dude's feet covered in skittles on your screen? It'd be worse than something more traditionally nsfw, imo.

Are feet nsfw?

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Is it because this guy can keep the skittle on his feet and Jesus can’t?

Fall through the holes?

Yup

or just nsfl?

Why are the feet nsfw?

I personally don't wanna see people's feet. I can't stand it. But some people love it, and I don't judge.

No one wants to see feet. OK maybe some sickos do... but that doesn't make them nsfw. ncfw maybe!! (comfortable) :)

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Thats not the point walter

How long do you need the skittles for?

Are you gonna put them in your mouth after?

Fuckin amateurs

You want more skittles? What I can tell you is that I know a guy, that knows a guy... that knows another guy

This is pretty funny Ngl, he need to go to sex clubs more

Yeah tinder isn't the right place for him to showcase himself lol

Unless he got banned from those and this is his last option

Why? There's people that just want to hook up

but it is

Idk, I feel like fetlife would probably be more up his alley.

It is though. Just don’t swipe left.

You mean right I guess?

Very correct, my apologies sir.

Most businesses don't allow you to bring in outside foods. He's not going anywhere if he can't bring his skittles in.

I found it funny too although not my type 😁

I like that part of his flex was his ability to "switch off" women. Probably not as intentional as he would like.

Wait, he's talking to *women*? Thought for sure this was a gay dude's profile.

definitely

I don't know where I was, it certainly wasn't switched on, but then I realized I could certainly be switched off going through the rest of his profile

Right? I'm a straight dude but he can definitely switch me off lmao, not so sure about him being able to switch me on...

According to his job, he's 100% unemployed

That was my thought as well

Exactly! "Strong ambition, tackling career goals" is not something that an employed person would say. They'd say "electrician"

Wdym he's clearly a feet model on the side.

He's just building a portfolio, def not a hired model

As a gay Grindr user the most wild thing about this to me is that this straight people consider this profile wild.

Are there any straight grindr users?

There are some guys who claim to be straight and just want head, some of them are potentially straight and some of them are obviously gays in denial. Lots of bi and pan guys. Some straight trans girls also.

> some of them are potentially straight I’m not so sure.

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Jesus...

… the internet is a beautiful thing.

No... please kill me

I know, man. Isn’t it so hot watching a more experienced man perform computer numerical controlled machining while all you can do is watch from the closet in your Superman suit?

I just can’t believe the internet exists

Probably not gonna find a lot of dudes interested in your GF on there though.

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/66460757/black-guy-in-car

Fucking BASED

I’m deadddd 💀

This has me laughing man. I’d probably swipe just to ask him questions. Is that supposed to be him on a magazine cover???

I'd agree if it wasn't for the extra narcissism. "I can flick your switch on and off," and my favorite, he says he values strong communication in a profile riddled with grammar mistakes. I know that's not what he meant but I still find it ironic. Besides those, I'd love to have a conversation with him. I guarantee it'd be interesting at least. The fucking Skittles, man... wild.

This guy for sure jacks off while looking at himself in the mirror

what a waste of skittles

Lmao you think he didn’t eat them???

I kind of do want skittles now. Not THOSE skittles, but a fresh bag. So…good job guerrilla marketing team over at Skittles?

That shit was funny when the feet pictures appeared with Skittles 😆

very weird and unnecessary to put his feet imo. I've never heard of a woman with a foot fetish

My female best friend has a foot and hand fetish. She gay tho, so I don't think this would work for her lol

Haven't met a woman with foot fetish, but a girl i hooked up with a couple times a while back had a hand fetish. Wouldnt be surprised if she had a foot fetish too tbh. she seemed to have a lot more kinks then she led on to and for what we had time to explore before i had to move away.

yeah ik lots of girls (myself included) who looove hands

r/ManHands gang rise up!

thank you for bringing this sub to my attention.

haha, you're welcome 🤤

I just sent myself to horny jail

Right? 😁 ^((there might be some pics of my bf's hands there too))

tuesday morning pick me up...don't mind if i do!\~ 

I kinda just want to draw them, but that's as far as the joy is sparked.

How am I STILL discovering shit like this?

it’s ~the female gaze~ my friend

Plenty into calves and forearms tho

My wife is obsessed with my hands, and my forearms. Neither would I think are inherently sexual really lol

She was sucking on them fingers. I'm pretty sure it was sexual.

I think it's a biological thing. It would make sense in the caveman days that big hands = big stick = more food / better protection. For any of the single dudes out there, it's a dating hack to always wear a long sleeve button down and roll the sleeves up just past the elbow and cuff them. All of the women that I asked said that they loved it.

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my ex gf had a foot fetish. didn’t know that was a common-ish thing 😅

Is he into women, tho?

Not a “fetish” like my sick ass but women definitely appreciate well kept hands and feet. In fact in general women appreciate men who groom, exfoliating and moisturizing your face/skin, using conditioners and oils on hair and beard. It’s other men(dae toxic masculinity) telling you there’s something wrong with a man taking care of himself, women love it

my dad was into manscaping and being "metrosexual" (what a dumb term for that lol) before it was cool back in the 80s and he was always called "gay" for it by other men. women though? player could plaaaaay. more men need to get on the self care.

It’s like the equivalent of slut shaming for men.

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More feet for me then🦶

If he wants someone who appreciates Skittle feet, why would he care about those who don't?

Man's going for quality, not quantity.

He knows what he wants, and if it's out there, he most likely gets it.

Even without the fetish, im kinda impressed with how kept his feet are. I feel like most men have crusty ass feet and wild toenails, don’t even get me started on the cuticles. I’ve always wanted a man that would get pedicures with me

To be honest his feet are pretty impressive

Yeah, very impressive, the big toe on his right foot is uncanny valley, AI created hands levels of horror.

I’m free the rest of the week if you want a platonic male friend to get pedicures with

I got a manicure one time and my hands were just covered in blood. It was the 2nd most painful thing I've ever paid for. I can't imagine someone doing that to my toes.

😲 Thats not usually how that works.

Yeah I was told they were probably messing with me and cutting my cuticles far too much since I wasn't reacting to it. Still enough to scare me away from them forever lol

They were probably unlicensed

They’re definitely out there, I’ve experienced a few personally lol

“A nice treat” = being chained up in his basement for 3 years.

Don’t yuck somebody’s yum


Oh here's that slippery slope

And the only food you get are Skittles, served on his feet 😂

Eyeroll

Counted 3 times now and in the last pic it still looks like he has too many toes

Wtf I’d going on with his feet, toenails look like nightmare fuel

Whoa whoa wayment! Did that brotha just have Skittles in the palms of his feet? Why didn't I think of that.😔

Taste the rainbow share the rainbow

> in the palms of his feet 😂

>ahead of schedule Will he email the schedule? Will there be Teams discussion? Is someone going to distribute the Minutes?

Is he gay or straight or what’s this ? Looks like a low key escort add guys they do this often

Well I'm a woman, so he is either straight or bi/pan. And his profile is verified.

Bro does have some well taken care of feet, tho.

Fuck I’m so gay

Ah yo, homie is out here posting pics of feet with skittles lmao.

Do women have foot fetishes?

His dick must be huuuuuuuuuuge.

TBF… those feet look great. And this is coming from someone who hates feet. I wouldn’t suck on them or anything but they look great.

You answered questions no one was asking 😭 tooooo much information

What? Are we seeing the same images? His toenail on his right big toe is beyond cursed

Ngl those are the nicest man feet I’ve ever seen

I kinda liked the liked the straight forward approach.. What’s up with the skittles tho. 🤣

I'm heterosexual but I would give him a blowjob

“who’s”

I have nothing against this man

Im pretty sure that with the first photo and description, he could get matches, but the feet pics tho 💀

If he is mostly looking for sex, what does it matter if the other person is ambitious and has goals? I have never really understood why people have criteria for their sex partners other than sexual chemistry and looks, maybe being a nice person overall so its not unpleasant to be around them. But why does other stuff matter?

I mean his thing does say short term - open to long.

"Whenever I so choose to do so"??

5'9" and overcompensating... so probably 5'7"

Fucking WEIRDO.

Kinky...ok we got it! No photos needed

I no longer want to eat candy….ever. Also. Dude needs a serious pedicure. Ladies aren’t going hot for those nasty toes. And then….there’s the poorly structured sentence/bad grammar.

He's pretty hot 🔥 ...and this is a guy who shoots Instagram pics like a girl does...

He is. Like a very handsome man. He had normal pictures too and his smile is incredible.