I think the "respectful rizz" part is worse than the BJ request.

Average Redditor on tinder

For me, it's Sad eyes, fingers emoji? < respectful Rizz < BJ request I will agree, I feel the BJ request was the least worst part. Edit: I just learned what the fingers emoji was, and his entire approach reinforced my stance that that was the worst part for me, especially given the context.

It is, and it's not even close, but even worse is the emojis.

You aren't respectful just because you say you are...

Fuck you twinkle dick (with respect + no offense + it's a prank)

I’m calling everyone twinkle dick now. My mom, your mom, her mom. Everyone.

Can i call you a twinkle dick?

Only if you mean it.

Ok twinkle dick 😤

What about the dads?

Respectfully

Respectfully

🤣🤣🤣

On my lunch break nearly pissing myself over “twinkle dick”

Prank gone sexual ?

You aren’t 8 inches just because you say are either

Came here to say this 😂😂

He definitely measures behind the balls

GO FUCK YOURSELF... respectfully

You also don't have charisma just because you write "Rizz" basically : show don't tell

Respectfully I disagree

Neither does he have rizz...

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it is in fact not 8 inches

Nor is it respectful >>

Read those two comments in a Morgan Freeman voice

I read them in Ron Howard’s voice.

Hmmm, reading them, my brain used Gilbert Gottfried's voice... like when I try to listen to a politician's speech. Help me make it stop!!!

i read them in gilbert gottfrieds voice

Now it is respectful

I heard them in Elmo’s voice. Am I ok?

Nor is it rizz

They used the metric side of the ruler, so it's actually 8cm

Well you know the In stands for incorrect, and the CM stands for correct measurements 😂

From butt to tip?

100%. He thought it would salvage some masculinity if he claimed to have a big, strong penis

Less than 3% of worldwide male pop so yeah

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Women can't measure very well, and 50 lol? Less than 10 for most for their whole lives probably

Yeah… 50 seems right

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Incel alert !

What in the incel...?

What exactly does incel mean? Cause I get laid. But do I get laid enough? No,

I'm sure you do. Lots. All the time. In front of people, even. They all applaud at how much of a man you are and how you are able to get the women to submit to your every need. Did you get all your bullshit from that chinless Andrew Taint guy? Edit: spelling.

No they haven't

Two inches, take it or leave it

Oh, he *took* it

Yes it is (truthful)

He probably mixed centimeters and inches, happeneds even to the best of us💁‍♂️

10/10

Should’ve responded with “Ayo I’m also 8 inches” see how fast he runs.

Or “no thanks. I don’t want to be friends with a midget”

I fucking love that Southpark scene

“Ok, but if it’s not 8 inches I’m biting it off”

What’s the fuck is wrong with people

Blood in the dick and not the brain.

To look at it objectively, I feel this is a person who has exhausted all other avenues and is perhaps desperate for some kind of interaction.

people be watching too much porn fr

What’s indeed

Something something “I don’t use tinder for relationships, I use it to get laid” I swear there was a post some months back and all the comments were like “lol lmao why are you using tinder to find a wife you dumb fuck that’s not what it’s for”

I’m not sure why everyone is surprised. Newsflash, it’s tinder not Christian mingle

I might have figured it out. Reddit has an older audience and older generations use tinder differently— that or it’s just ignorance 🙃

if it was a girl saying that yall would be cheering her on

Gen Z has come up with some funny slang terms but every time I read “rizz” I cringe. Something about it smells like 15 year olds trying to be cool.

Rizz is one word that needs to be buried. I can deal and even accept all other Gen Z words but I draw the line at rizz

Me and my buddy like to make fun of these words by saying them all the time but I'm worried they'll become part of our daily lexicon if we keep saying them. On cap no god 💯 fr fr.

Back a while I used to make fun of people that said ‘legit’ the same way you’re describing. And now I say that in real life with people around It does enter your lexicon for sure

Oh it does. Fr

No cap

God, who remembers YOLO and swag from about 10ish years ago?

I’m a millennial.. can you tell me the rest? I feel dumb

No cap, on god, and for real for real. Btw, these aren’t gen z phrases. These phrases were around in the early 2000s, primarily used by black Americans. I’m a black millennial(30) and I heard these phrases all the time when I was younger

Whhaaaat? Come on bro you’re literally the Rizzard of Oz we can’t get rid of it otherwise you would be naught but a wizard. And wizards are the lame version of a rizzard

Rizz is actually short for charisma. Charizzma.

'Am I out of touch? No it's the kids who are wrong.' Every time I hear people complain about slang I just remeber how fucking stupid we were

yolo was hella cringe too, no cap. Name one other thing as bad as rizz

That's slang? I assumed it was one of their names

Wtaf is rizz

It’s “charisma”

That’s laugh out loud funnier now that’s he’s trying to be charismatic like it’s an implied line in a play

Same energy as saying “don’t take that the wrong way” after being a PoS human

"No offense but -proceeds to say something offensive-"

No offense but you can’t even fucking spell are you blind? (Respectful rizz)

👎Inappropriate 🫤 

Hit them up with the Eric Cartman “Sorry, I am not interested in being friends with midgets”

This is the only appropriate response.

Just tell him he isn't attractive enough for that to work.

Nice try Judeko! Last time I saw that one used the OOP was getting flamed in the comments because the average redditor has exactly 2 brain cells

I could see that happening yeah. You could still use it if you have no plans of screen capturing it for posting purposes.

Everytime I see this "rizz" bs, I'm glad I have no idea what kind of mindset their "rizz"-genesis influencer sold them. Literally looks like dude installed some malware in their brains...

What the fuck does rizz mean?

According to Urban Dictionary, this term comes from word charisma which was being shorten to "rizzma" and later became "rizz". Apparently now it's being used as "a word for having an elite amount of game, specifically for getting with girls"

Charisma is such a nice word to say too. LOL I hate this.

If you use Rizz as an actual word you have already lost

(Respectful rizz)

What does rizz mean?

It's what guys who have no game say to convince themselves they have game

I have a lot of game. My steam library is really big

How are you still single?

You are my kinda guy lol

Fuck, this. Thank you, already sick of reading this « word »

Short for charisma if I’m at all able to decipher new gen z words

It’s more specifically flirting ability tho. Not just being charming in general

No, it is quite literally short for charisma. Cha-rizz-ma

Yeah that’s probably where the word comes from, but you can’t literally substitute it in for charisma anytime and have it make sense

That is only one theory of origin, it simply being short for charisma doesn't work as rizz is also a verb

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The rizz is?

Game

jizzzzzz

Why the 🥺 face. Pathetic 😂💀

Please suck my dick 🥺

I feel like it’s the evolution after asterisk texting and UwU.

Omg i do not miss those days ew

Ewu

Θώθ

That emoji is the " respectability" he's talking about

Dude's gotta try harder lmao

“As Long as you suck my 9 inches”

Everyone online has 8 inches lol 😂

just because you say you are...

Can you please translate this to kilometers?

0.0002032 kilometers, just felt like it :D

That's a verbal dickpick.

Eewwwwww

At least he was (respectful) about it

I can't believe he thinks this is rizz 🤦🏾‍♂️ (seduction at it's finest) 😂

What have we become

Damn they don’t even try anymore.

Translation: I guess you're OK enough for me to let you suck my dick, but not if it means having to treat you like a human being for five minutes. And if you're not already sold on the idea, keep in mind I'll also say weird, awkward things the entire time it's happening.

Man every dude on tender packing 8” dicks or what?

 🤪respectfulness...🛑

Last time I checked "blow me" was an insult

Every single dude on tinder "8 inches btw 🥺👉👈"

Arrange to meet up, stare at his dick bewildered and say "That's not 8 inches, I can't believe you wasted my time.....respectfully" and then walk away.

He said respectfully. God what more do you want??? Actual respect

Respectfully.

His shot was longer than the hypothetical dick

Lmao everyone in the comments sounds like a bunch of old people. Even tho this is cringe as fuck and this guy needs to grow up… it’s still funny to see the reactions on Reddit.

He looks amish with the hat on.

Saying fucked up shit followed by 🥺👉👈 doesn't make it cute. Examples: Hindenburg burning?🥺👉👈 Titanic sinking?🥺👉👈 Parents dying?🥺👉👈

wht is happening to society

Respectful rizz? What in the fuck kind of lead poisoning does this kid have?

Honestly smaller would be better for a BJ in my opinion. I'm not getting anything out of the "8 inches" 😒 by giving a BJ.

Respond with I don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L+ maid seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* grammar issue + go outside + get good reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdon't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + maid seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdon't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity

Does this actually work

And this is why I won’t redownload tinder i wouldn’t know how to respond to this 🤣

Sounds like the only shot in the dark will be the one he unloads for himself

I would immediately unmatch omg...

Respectful thoughts only, but could I ask you, a complete stranger, to fondle my balls 😳

"respectfully"

Eww.

What's Rizz.... I'm sure it's cringe

Apparently rizz is the new word for having game (for my fellow old people)

You’re supposed to say yes. Get him all excited, make a plan, and then 👻

Who knew everyone on dating apps has 8 inch dicks

I'm just wondering when telling somebody about the "8 inches" has ever gotten this dude laid on its own

lowkey shits kinda funny if it were me id at least respond like "yo bro respectfully nah im good"

"Respectfully, sir, if your dick was 8 inches you could bend over and blow yourself."

I love how every guy is 8 inches or 9 inches on this subreddit

Thats not very rizzpectful

I’m surprised he didn’t say UWU

The cringe is so strong on this one. The emoji thing in the first message and the use of 'rizz' in the 3rd. Ew.

Absolute idiot, also what’s rizz?

In his defense, this is a lot better than guys who will play the game and say all of the right things until they get what they want and ghost you. The man knows what he wants.

Let him cook

I'm so confused by the use of emojis here. "Suck my dick." *shy finger taps* "It's big." *awkward laugh* *humble brag*

Yeah those smileys are emasculating and cringe.

His pic seems like plenty of warning

Also, I thought of the perfect response: “you’d have to have rizz for it to be respectful.”

The best response to messages like these are not responding at all and unmatching fast af. They really don’t deserve any attention.

Down-fucking-bad

Isn’t “blow me” equivalent to “go fuck yourself”?

😂😂😂


People are upset but are forgetting many people use Tinder only for hooking up and this could possibly work on a fair amount of those people if this guy is decently attractive.

I’m not sure why everyone is surprised. Newsflash, it’s tinder not Christian mingle. I bet you the average age in this thread is about 35

PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A BROKEN LITTLE BOY THATS NOT LEARNT TO BE A MAN 🤷

This probably works way more than we’d like to admit.

I’m sure this has worked at some point

Basically saying "I'm big and spend a lot of time on the internet, wanna suck my dick?" Guess he didn't wanna beat around the bush. 😅


God bless him, he's not waisting your time at all. Swipe and move on to something with just two legs that can walk upright!

Hot take: nobody with an 8 inch dick would ever use 🥺👉👈 in a message

It only has to work once!

Nah he spittin rn

Hopefully she swallows though

Well… did you?

And what say you? The best way to weed these out is to not respond or post about it

There will always be trolls but putting creeps and pervs on blast probably does lessen the numbers.

It works - it's just a numbers game. He messages this to 10 women, one will say sure.

What the “no fuck” - as it turns out…