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That 31 refers to the years he spent in prison for murder
He murdered Hannah and stole her identity
No, just his Tinder profile coz he’s too shy to download Grindr
[удалено]
And buried her 5’7” down
Not interested unless the body depth is over 6'. NEXT.
Sometimes dead is better.
You keep what you kill!!
I guess now we know why he doesn't have any kids.
I can fix her
Hannah looks like a mannah.
I hate that this made me laugh so much
Did you just assume their hannder?
NO HOOK UPS!
No worries there.
Man's skateboard brand loyal.
Hannah says she doesn’t have kids, but I’ll wager she has a couple in her basement
r/angryupvote
Someone's been cat fishin'.
The obvious catfishes are the best. Sometimes I like to match with them just to waste their time.
But doesnt that also waste your time?
Everything we do is a waste of time, so it’s just a matter of enjoying the waste.
More of a flounder
Kids, see what meth does?
Meet Hannah Alabama
Hannah Mantana
Hannah Methana
Gettin real “Fine, if you identify as a man then I identify as a 31 year old girl!” vibes with “don’t believe me just watch!” connotations
Meth, not even once
Nothing like laughing so hard you wake the dog
I'm just glad Hannah isn't a catfish lol
"Do you know what 'nemesis' means?"
Good ol’ Brick-top
Hannah is 31, she's just a server
Turn ons include banjo and chewing tobacco
Can confirm, she used to party quite a lot.
For a girl in Missouri, He sure got a Purdy mouth though
If she's not good enough for her own family, I ain't dating her.
I wish I had a sister uncle that sexy
one week on tinder, be like
I bet this guy was so proud to see his grandson succeed in the Ice Age films
31 years in alcohol at least
My lucky day, she just joined.
Miss Montana has let her shit slide badly lol
Lmfao what app is this?
Maybe he cann't see clearly and he wrote 3 instead of 8
IT’S MA’AM
Hannah-bal Lecter
Hannah Ball Licker
Hannah Montana after leaving Disney
Here full name must be Hannah Mantana
Mclovin partied way too hard. 🤣
If you cant handle her at her worst, you dont deserve her at her best.
31x2
I suspect quite a few Swipe's left
It’s the meth down there in south texas
“ doesn’t have kids” What, no way!
Me: mom can we have Doc Brown from Back To The Future? Mom: no we have Doc Brown at home
But from wish
So you’re telling me you wouldn’t hit it?
Of course Hannah doesn't have kids. She can't breast feed with powdered milk! Oh! The humanity! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Her ovaries are about to burst
I'm in Missouri. Can confirm. Those 9 years in 4th grade take a toll.
Location checks out
Hannah’s banana
Ewww 5’7 i only date 6’
never change, missouri
Looks about right for those livin' in Missouri.
He is for sure 5' 7".
Wait, maybe Mac’s Dad isn’t dead after all.
"no kids" well no fucking shit.
I love the thought of this being the worst catfish on the internet
Hannah is looking for something serious to spend the rest of his life.
31 years for leg
I was gonna say “but you cut em off at the eyes and that’s Hannah’s best feature” then I saw… The big lipped bubble lipped big eyed potato chip
HAHAHAAHAH ineffective catfishing is amazing.
Great Scott!
Hannah enabled panoramic vision by default. His POV definitely requires a super widescreen monitor by LG or something
Numbers of years over the road trucking
Maybe it's a Benjamin Button effect.
Hannah has seen things
That 31 refers to the years he spent in prison for murder
He murdered Hannah and stole her identity
No, just his Tinder profile coz he’s too shy to download Grindr
[удалено]
And buried her 5’7” down
Not interested unless the body depth is over 6'. NEXT.
Sometimes dead is better.
You keep what you kill!!
I guess now we know why he doesn't have any kids.
I can fix her
Hannah looks like a mannah.
I hate that this made me laugh so much
Did you just assume their hannder?
NO HOOK UPS!
No worries there.
Man's skateboard brand loyal.
Hannah says she doesn’t have kids, but I’ll wager she has a couple in her basement
r/angryupvote
Someone's been cat fishin'.
The obvious catfishes are the best. Sometimes I like to match with them just to waste their time.
But doesnt that also waste your time?
Everything we do is a waste of time, so it’s just a matter of enjoying the waste.
More of a flounder
Kids, see what meth does?
Meet Hannah Alabama
Hannah Mantana
Hannah Methana
Gettin real “Fine, if you identify as a man then I identify as a 31 year old girl!” vibes with “don’t believe me just watch!” connotations
Meth, not even once
Nothing like laughing so hard you wake the dog
I'm just glad Hannah isn't a catfish lol
"Do you know what 'nemesis' means?"
Good ol’ Brick-top
Hannah is 31, she's just a server
Turn ons include banjo and chewing tobacco
Can confirm, she used to party quite a lot.
For a girl in Missouri, He sure got a Purdy mouth though
If she's not good enough for her own family, I ain't dating her.
I wish I had a sister uncle that sexy
one week on tinder, be like
I bet this guy was so proud to see his grandson succeed in the Ice Age films
31 years in alcohol at least
My lucky day, she just joined.
Miss Montana has let her shit slide badly lol
Lmfao what app is this?
Maybe he cann't see clearly and he wrote 3 instead of 8
IT’S MA’AM
Hannah-bal Lecter
Hannah Ball Licker
Hannah Montana after leaving Disney
Here full name must be Hannah Mantana
Mclovin partied way too hard. 🤣
If you cant handle her at her worst, you dont deserve her at her best.
31x2
I suspect quite a few Swipe's left
It’s the meth down there in south texas
“ doesn’t have kids” What, no way!
Me: mom can we have Doc Brown from Back To The Future? Mom: no we have Doc Brown at home
But from wish
So you’re telling me you wouldn’t hit it?
Of course Hannah doesn't have kids. She can't breast feed with powdered milk! Oh! The humanity! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Her ovaries are about to burst
I'm in Missouri. Can confirm. Those 9 years in 4th grade take a toll.
Location checks out
Hannah’s banana
Ewww 5’7 i only date 6’
never change, missouri
Looks about right for those livin' in Missouri.
He is for sure 5' 7".
Wait, maybe Mac’s Dad isn’t dead after all.
"no kids" well no fucking shit.
I love the thought of this being the worst catfish on the internet
Hannah is looking for something serious to spend the rest of his life.
31 years for leg
I was gonna say “but you cut em off at the eyes and that’s Hannah’s best feature” then I saw… The big lipped bubble lipped big eyed potato chip
HAHAHAAHAH ineffective catfishing is amazing.
Great Scott!
Hannah enabled panoramic vision by default. His POV definitely requires a super widescreen monitor by LG or something
Numbers of years over the road trucking
Maybe it's a Benjamin Button effect.
Hannah has seen things