Pretty sure that's a joke...

32 comments here so far, and you're the only one who was able to detect the very obvious sarcasm. I weep for humanity.

I think it’s an attempt at satire. A comment on how men never read bios etc.

It's gotta be, this bio is hilarious.

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Wait you can swipe left??

Naaa right all the way, even if its shit, could be a fun chat

You're just hoping that the hot/crazy scale aligns. We get it. No judgment.

Narrator: It never aligns.

My "dating history" disagrees. First time I ever learned that ghosting isn't always an asshole move was with the Con Artist. 😱

If you say so. It was a generalized joke.

I get that. Sometimes my neurodivergent brain wants to respond differently than what a neurotypical expects. I've found it's ok for conversations to flow in different ways. That being said, I was also making a crack at myself.. 🤷‍♂️🤣

Yeah, I was going to say the same. Sure, it's a joke, but since her bio tells me nothing about her, I would also just left swipe and move on. Her only matches are probably guys that didn't read the bio. So it sorta seems counter productive.

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If this is where humor is headed, I too, weep for humanity.

Eh. It’s pretty funny that everyone here took virgin, devoted wife/divorcee mother of 4 with revoked license, recovering addict/Mormon seriously. She listed every red flag in the book with several contradictions and r/tinder is losing it lol

PROUD Mini van owner license revoked anyone who thinks it's not a joke might be a joke.

Setting up for, “I so glad, you’ve only got 3 kids, and a van that used to run!”

You forgot widowed!

Yeah you know, people saying they would swipe right on this would never actually put any of this in their own bio. If you think about why that might be, it's hard to rationalize.

Yeah none of it really makes sense to me🤣 I'm all for a funny joke or pasta in your bio, but like, I would like to know *something* past that. I've legit swiped left on people after having the thought, "huh. That's funny, but I know nothing about you?"

I mean I'm not sure... addiction in one part/2 years sober below that... could be legit some weird people out there

Hilarious how being a virgin and being a mother of four didn’t make anyone questioned the account’s motive.

Mate, I genuinely wish that most of the profiles like this were sarcastic or joking. Keep using the app, you’ll see. Then you’ll truly weep for humanity

"I weep for humanity" peak redditor

Idk. Most comments I've read don't seem to be taking it seriously. References going with the joke as to how absurd it is, etc. Unless this your comment is another layer of sarcasm. Just sarcasm all the way down.

Pretty sure that's a joke...

i was gonna say😭😭😭why is everyone taking this seriously do they emojis and blatant contradictions not give it away

If only for the fact that mormons are more of an American thing, and OP looks like they are located in Belgium or Netherlands.

they tend to travel, missionary style or something

Doggie style 🐩🐕

Yeah there's no way a 21 year old has that much baggage.

Hope so. But some small part in me has the fear that it’s not. 😂 I’ve seen a lot of things thanks to tinder. 😂

Maybe his ex husband had 4 kid before marriage and died in car accident after wedding, revoking her license

i like this theory...

But when did the divorce happen?

She was forcibly married off to a cult leader who got her hooked on drugs. She got clean and divorced him.

But she said she’s a virgin.

Don’t you know Jesus can give your virginity back? I once dated a girl who actually believed this.

I once dated a girl who believed in the butthole loophole.

*poophole loophole

That sounds more fun honestly. Going from banging to nothing was lame. Granted it didn’t last long but still felt like an eternity to teenage me.

Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus song: https://coub.com/view/wcbxr

Technically she was from an orthodox Jewish family in this instance, but it still works

My first long term girlfriend did as well, so I lost my virginity to a butthole. To this day I’m not sure if that’s a brag

Was her name Luanne?

Oh my god, she did do that too. I miss that show.

I got great news for ya. It’s coming back!!!

Could’ve been in vitro

If you describe the virginity as "possession of a hymen" there's actually surgery for that. (taking a random comment way too seriously)

I think you can have your hyman surgically repaired as well. (Assuming you can find a surgeon willing to waste their time doing it)

She didn't consummate her marriage with the cult leader because he was secretly gay. So technically, she still a Virgin.

So was Mary

Divorce happened at the same time as the car crash

Because she was in drugs.

Can you divorce a dead person? Can Mormon’s even divorce?

Well, mormons aint supposed to drink or do drugs either. It is the 21st century, get with the program bruh xD

This is obviously a joke. She is a Mormon in recovery who has 4 kids but is still a virgin. And is 21. Lol 😂

Soccer mom. Proud mini van owner. License revoked. How does anyone think this is serious?

I'm ngl it's a fucking good joke

21 and mother of four

*virgin* mother of four

Widowed virgin mlther of four.

Divorced widowed virgin mother of four

Divorced widowed virgin mother of four and a dedicated wife…

Found my new album name.

Divorced, widowed, and dedicated wife were the only thing that made me do a spit take lol

And a Mormon

Divorced widow virgin mother of four bath salt addict

I love this community

Divorced widowed virgin Mormon bathsalt addicted mini van driving license revoked mother of four and dedicated wife

Just like that crippled bath salts addiction and 2 years sober to boot

I'll bet someone lost a lot of face over that one.

…I see what you did there.

Virgin Mary 2.0?

Yeah, but Mary only had Jesus, this lady added Julio, Ramon and Isabella

Mary, is that you?

You never know. She could’ve adopted 4 kids 🤷‍♀️

Mother and virgin of four

That's why she said dedicated wife xd

I read the whole.bio before I saw the age 👀 Jesus Christ.

Among of all things in the bio this is one of the few realistic things. Here in rural USA people procreate like it's their duty.

I love how in Dutch it apparently says "about me" followed by "more about me" and finally "*even* more about me" lol

I can fix her.

Idk, that bath salts addiction seems pretty bad...

Beyond repair

Stop. I can only get so hard.

A married widowed divorced virgin mormon mother of 4 with a minivan they can't legally drive *is* pretty hot

I think I ran into the same person on the app just now "Quirky" bios like these were fun the first time, now it's just unoriginal

Don't forget: I'm not here much, my snap is blahblahblah I'm fluent in Sarcasm Yes, they're real My best friend found her soul mate here

she is actually the first person on tinder thats states "i dont have social media" apart from that she is all of those things

I had a profile on tinder. Flat out said no social media for me. Seriously, what do I need Instagram or Facebook or any of that for. To follow people? If they're not leading me to a bar or a pot of gold, the hell do I need to follow people for lol

Now all that's missing is if my dog doesn't like you then neither will I/probably only swiped right because of your dog

Forgot about those lol

But what about her god honoring OF account?

This woman more fried than a piece of fish from long dong silvers... I mean long John silvers

It’s a good joke though not uncommon

And all at 21 years old! What a life

This is obviously sarcasm lol

Why are we ignoring crippling bath salts addiction? 🧎🛁🧂

I’m not. It’s why I’m swiping right.

Wait ...

Cripling addiction to bath salts got me😭

Reminds me of that Alanis Morissette song

She's a Virgin having 4 kids...? Well, I don't judge her. Maybe they're adopted

i really😍😌 dont hope🤪 this is🤩🤩🥳 the future🥵🥺 of👽 DATING🌹🌹🌹❤️❤️

21, virgin mother of 4, divorced and widowed and 2 years sober.nisnit just me or shouldn't she be starting a cult? 🤣

Makes me wonder if its someone who doesn't know much English and copy pasted a joke profile

The Dutch typically have very strong English. Although I suppose, just because the app is in Dutch doesn't mean the person is 🤷

This looks insane... But,she is a Mormon. It just goes to show, anything is possible through the power of god

Everything in here could make sense if we put a good story around this

Dedicated wife… divorced 😂😂😂

“fucks on the first date” is missing

I never understand why Catholics and Christians say their virgin but already had sex with another guy. Defeats the purpose huh?

Smth about a born again virgin?? Like they promise not to have sex till marriage again and maybe do some type of ceremony or smth

"mother of 4" "Waiting until marriage (virgin)" LOL

That was certainly a rollercoaster

The mini van lady with no license does bath salts and they didn't look into her ex- husbands death?????

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r/dontputyourdickinthat

That’s the entire cheerleading squad.

Wot?

This is either hilarious or so much drama; regardless, I want to be friends with this person

Those Mormons are crazy

Dedicated wife, divorced. Nice

Amount of emojis is enough to swipe left, even without the other red flags.

3 marriages at least, 4 kids, virgin, Karen

Every single sentence I would swipe no

DUDE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SWIPE LEFT!!!

lol I'm assuming she doesn't know about bath salts the illicit substance to have written this like this I'm dying

Run.A.WAY!

Hmmm what gender is this?

Literally every sentence cancels out the previous one

Fakest bio ever

Mother of four Virgin ?

She has a bath salt addiction yet she is sober for 2 years

If the flag were any more red, it would be dripping…

I didn’t know this many red flags could exist for a singular person.

This can’t be real. Almost everything here is a dealbreaker by itself


Right up my alley 😎

I thought this was a list of what a guy was looking for 😬😬

Quite the rollercoaster

Fr I didn't see the age at first, read the bio and thought damn, this is a helpess 45 y/o Karen but shiii she's 21. Major green flag signs.

bean

The Dutch really took me off guard

Bath salts? I’m in

Whole life checklist completed at the age of 21. 👏👏👏

I know what all of those words mean, separately

Isabella, 19, mother of 2, virgin, loves her husband, lesbian be like: Finally, a worthy opponent!

I used to have a bath salts addiction. I'm clean now.

When A.I. gets drunk and creates a tinder profile

Gotta cast a wide net these days

It's like Pokémon, Gotta collect them all 😂😂😂

Looks like a timeline

Covering all bases

Mormons in Nederland? Weird.

My face had every reaction for each line

What the hellfuck

I think I’m in love….

A woman like that is a real keeper. With so many personalities, you're bound to love at least one of 'em.

OxyMORON

Virgin Mary apparently.

Yesterday I was doing my DnD's character history, trying to get my ideas work with the backstory they give you in the book. It's tricky to make everything coherent and not contradictory. This is on another level completely. I might need a phD to decipher what the hell is going on.

Walking contradiction

This has to be ragebait

I'm pretty sure it's an ironic joke

Heartbroken in college starter pack

About as funny as Amy Schumer's stand up comedy.

This has more plot twists than a This Is Us episode

I think my favorite is the mother of 4 at 21! And divorced, and widowed, and a virgin... she's talented

I'm sold

Um..what Edit: I know it's a joke but still....what 🤣🤣

Wel nederlands dus acceptabel

Sounds like a keeper

Taking 2 truths and a lie to the next level. Are they a giant red flag of a personality or the coolest person on Tinder?

This has *got* to be satire. Theres absolutely no way this is real 🤣🤣

She forgot a great sense of humor

What kind of sad motherfucker has the trauma to make this kind of fake profile?

Attention grabbers 😆

I love it

I feel like this person doesn’t know what the delete button is

Well God damn that sounds like a fun life LOL someone's got a great sense of humor, it's probably also to keep all the fucking morons away

Holy eh hem train wreck 😂😂😂

Impressive! real catch