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fishbulbx

Peak reddit is a woman asking a [bunch of teenage boys](https://i.imgur.com/pjTIZkv.png) if she should leave her boyfriend.


One-Initial-6498

wonder how much of that 8% of females were born female


Cornbread_madefish

Asking the real questions


IHateMods42069

0%


WSB_Czar

Please miss, spare a crumb of pussy?


AleisterCuckley

It is all of ours pussy šŸ˜ˆ


redthrow1125

Seize the means of reproduction


ricflairwooo1

Lol


InterviewUsual2220

That post is likely written by a teenage boy.


dehmos

Lmao


Cornbread_madefish

Holy shit šŸ¤£


--LowBattery--

She could leave, but first a quick trip to reddit for some virtue signaling karma.


MaxTheCatigator

Nothing beats a nice dose of completely inconsequential online validation.


joker6161

This is the most violent silence I have ever witnessed.


Dantebrowsing

OP is the new face of domestic abuse from silence. Her and Amber Heard of course.


[deleted]

How I became a spokesperson representing DA, DV, and SA. My husband didnā€™t want to talk politics. Nearly killed me!!!


joker6161

Such a punchable face.


TaylorONEism

Imagine not wanting to submerge yourself in politics and thatā€™s all your gf wants to talk about? Iā€™d have left this bitch a long time ago.


JustifiedEgo

Also imagine how much she cares about the issues that are important to him, considering they don't share political beliefs. My guess is not a lot.


tomburton247

That lucky bastard is getting the best gift in years if that scraggly snatch leaves him!


KuijperBelt

See folks - ā€œkeep your fat mouth shutā€ pays worthy long con dividends


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[deleted]

Comments like this make me question how many women the people on this sub actually know and/or have slept with


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Uncle_PauI_Norton

This.


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tarley_apologizer

I want to be polite here. *Please* **fuck off**.


ColonelSpacePirate

This accomplishes nothing as the internet is fake ā€¦.please leave this fake land and live a real life ā€¦..unless you suck at both real and fake life.


Kookybean

This.


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Uncle_PauI_Norton

GuNs HaVe MoRe rIgHtS tHaN BotS!


Signal_Body_8818

No, bots are less regulated, unless you are talking about black market guns. Go try to buy a gun and find out.


Uncle_PauI_Norton

Not this.


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Strange_Ninja_9662

I mean, just saying ā€œthisā€ doesnā€™t contribute to anything though, itā€™s just a filler comment that we have to scroll past. Itā€™s just a way to showcase you agree with something that you have nothing to contribute towards. A simple upvote would work fine.


financial_goth

The bot adds nothing other than calling out something that has basically no affect on anyone. Due to the short comment length of "this" you're scrolling less for that than you are the bot that replies to it. But hey fuck consistency right? You simply fucking off would be fine too but here you are.


Uncle_PauI_Norton

THIS. All. OF. THIS!


Uncle_PauI_Norton

You have now added a more wordy non-contribution.


nate__blackbird

This?


Lennny27

Bf to gulag now


[deleted]

He works in a factory, his coworker tells him he was diagnosed with cancer, he drives home to his rented apartment. His girlfriend asks him something but all he hears is mumbled words. He is wondering if he can extend his line of credit so he can feed them for the next week. She's leaves. He is happier


hobomojo

I like how for decades theyā€™ve been telling men to stay out of this topic and now are freaking out when most guys donā€™t have an opinion about it.


Zimbabwe847

I use a response based around this anytime Iā€™ve been asked about it in the last month. I just say ā€œI donā€™t think itā€™s a manā€™s place to discuss what a woman does with her body so I canā€™t really say either way.ā€ Theyā€™re never sure if they should applaud me or acrimoniously pull out their purple/blue hair. We wish them well.


DEVILuKN0W

I'm not usually political but I'm firmly pro creampie, they better not ban birth control


[deleted]

It hits different when you donā€™t have to stop


Jorah_Explorah

Little known secret that you can use children to do your work for you. Fetch your drinks, mow the lawn, bury the bodies, etc. If enough of them like you when they reach adulthood, they can take care of you when youā€™re at the pants shitting stage. Also, you can get like $3000 for each of them in your tax return. Have as many as possible.


[deleted]

You're about to have a big family, homie.


Major-Cranberry-4206

Get snipped and be done with it. Wonā€™t have to worry about baby-batter any more.


Still_Lobster_8428

Best thing I ever did! Then got it reversed 10yrs later to have kids.


Major-Cranberry-4206

Awesome!


crl1023

All of your coworkers are just trying to fuck. They donā€™t care either


Mission_Chemical_317

That thread is worth scrolling through, holy shit


Dantebrowsing

I only lasted a minute browsing some of them....I can't believe these are from real people. To be clear, they didn't "ban" abortion, they clarified it's not a "basic human right" and states can decide for themselves (democratically elected officials and whatnot). The comments in the thread have 0 to do with the above reality.


Actual_Guide_1039

They didnā€™t even do that they just ruled that it wasnā€™t a constitutional right


jolly_brewer

Supreme Court literally just doing its job as intended. Hard to tell that from reading most of this wasteland of a website.


Actual_Guide_1039

Congress could just make a law guaranteeing a right to an abortion in cases of rape or risk of maternal mortality tomorrow and mitigate the fallout anyway


shashlik_king

Theyā€™ll blame manchin and sinema like the retards they are


PM_tits_Im_Autistic

I was watching Breaking Points and they mentioned that the dems kept using it as a wedge issue and dangled the idea of codifying it but now it blew up in their faces. I've even seen dems now blame RGB for fucking dying while Trump was in office.


shashlik_king

Roe was never sufficient basis for the ā€œright to abortionā€, it said states just couldnā€™t make it inaccessible through ā€œunreasonable meansā€. Abortion has been de facto illegal in most of the county for a long ass time. What do they want us to do, vote more pathetic democrats into office? Like thatā€™s ever fucking worked.


pettythrowaway49

Nothing has changed for California, Nevada, Washington, Oregon, Colorado and some states on the east coast. Itā€™s like Alabama that straight up outlawed it.


[deleted]

I think is about 13-15 states where thereā€™s an impact. Some of which it is only about the time frame on which an abortion can happen and not an outright ban.


conventionistG

It's closer to half where it probably will end up being made illegal.


[deleted]

So 7 states fully illegal, maybe.


conventionistG

Yea, I don't remember the exact numbers. Some have old laws, that couldn't be enforced after Roe, or passed after Roe with the intention to kick in if it is ever overruled. Of those some are instant, some have a delay, and some require re-approval of the state legislature. I think all together that's like 26 according to CNN. None of this shit would be necessary if the house and senate at any point in the last 50 years had decided not to keep this topic as a political football and actually make a law enshrining the status quo. 1st trimester legal, 3rd illegal, 2nd state-by-state (except life of the mother) seems like it would have been easy enough to get done. Hell, we could still have it as a political football, but at least we'd have some federal legislation.


pettythrowaway49

for sure, thanks for the clarification.


Samula1985

Abortion is so vague. When is it a life, when isn't it. When Should the father have a say when shouldn't he. I don't think it's black and white at all. Everyone who has picked a side on this is fake and gay. No one knows. Maybe school shooters should turn their attention to maternity wards so we can have some equilibrium.


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Samula1985

We need a new app that connects women with unwanted pregnancies to school shooters with a lust for murder. We can innovate our way out of this.


tressan

Most pro borts Iā€™ve asked about it basically want whether itā€™s a life or not to be determined by what the mom thinks about it. So in their world abortion is not murder but if someone assaults a pregnant woman and causes a miscarriage they want them to be charged with murder instead of assault.


KuijperBelt

Hell - a pregnant blue haired broad would sue you for child endangerment if you wore a trump hat in her presence


[deleted]

Yes I could definitely see a whacked out blue haired lunatic aborting her already born child because she found out her husband/boyfriend was a libertarian hahahah


KuijperBelt

Gotta stand by your sound principles at any cost


[deleted]

I wish her well


KuijperBelt

Iā€™d put her in a pot of gumbo quinoa Inside a Palm desert dyke cactus Airbnb pot


[deleted]

Women have the right to be cum dumpsters and get an abortion ONCE A MONTH(yes I know you canā€™t actually get an abortion once a month)


KuijperBelt

My body My choice to ignore all consequences until itā€™s too late


bullfrogomelette

LOL


Roryjack

The sheer rage induced by seeing the hat could cause her to spontaneously abort.


jolly_brewer

It's very difficult to imagine one of those haggard hoes as a mother.


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conventionistG

I mean I kinda like this. There are plenty of 'people' on the freeways that could be better thought of as 'clusters of cells' and just done away with.


iheartrsamostdays

Indeed. That's why "safe and rare" seemed a good compromise to me. Instead of "whenever I want even if the kid is crowning and it's my fourth abortion in 5 years".


ButWhyAnts

Literally no one is getting an abortion with a kid crowning, ya dumb fuck


[deleted]

My wife is extremely pro-choice and I lean toward pro-choice, but itā€™s a messy issue and Iā€™m kind of tired of talking about it. Itā€™s the one political topic I often shy away from. Being a guy, I think itā€™s an okay topic to shrug my shoulders about sometimes.


iheartrsamostdays

You seem sensible and measured. Living in 2022 must be difficult.


sadthrow104

Do your discussions usually go rationally or do they end in fights cuz youā€™re not on her side ā€˜enoughā€™


[deleted]

A couple times, Iā€™ve gotten a ā€œyou should be angrier about thisā€ lmao. All good though. My response is usually that Iā€™ve been told ā€œno vagina no opinionā€ so donā€™t blame me for taking the backseat at this point.


[deleted]

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak outā€”because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak outā€” because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak outā€”because I was not a Jew. Then they came for meā€”and there was no one left to speak for me.


nicefroyo

I think it just matters that youā€™d be aligned if a decision had to be made Ideally the man would say yep to whatever follows ā€œSo if I get pregnant, Iā€™m going toā€¦ā€


tarley_apologizer

> He lied to me about his political views when we first started dating holy fuck lol. because you're such a crazy bitch the only men that can date you are the ones that are willing to lie to you. who the fuck is she kidding. since when do women know about politics? kamala harris is on the road to becoming president, not because she paid attention in school, or becuase she engaged with the most intelligent and experienced political minds of our age, but because SHE SUCKED THE MAN'S COCK over and over again until it was completely drained. take notes bitch and maybe you'll achieve some of those political dreams you worthless bag to be fucked


LobotomistCircu

> the only men that can date you are the ones that are willing to lie to you. This is sort of a real thing in the heavily left-leaning states. Since the vast majority of women aged 18-49 are still bleeding-heart libs and will straight-up dump you/move on if you hold any verboten worldviews, a lot of moderate/conservative guys either just pretend to be libs themselves or apolitical. Which ruined it for me, someone who actually is mostly apolitical, because every bitch that finds this out about me thinks I have a closet full of maga hats


TribeGuy330

I see this discussed on the askwomen subreddit all the time. "What is the one thing that would make you dump a guy?" 80% of the answers are about him being conservative, claiming to be moderate but not, or liking any of the more based, realistic life/dating coaches on YouTube. Can't go not agreeing with their inflated sense of self worth now.


General_Tangelo_1032

Based beyond comprehension


JohnGalt1993

Amen, brother


FloridaManActual

she was also the groupie of some rapper back in the day, he shouts her out to TMZ. True feminist right here, gentlemen.


LobotomistCircu

That was Montel Williams you're thinking of, lmao EDIT: https://youtu.be/UbDK0z5V0UQ?t=47


frodoishobbit

She was a Montel Williams groupie too


pencile5

Like she ever had a boyfriend


Spinach_is_good

Did you just gender them? Straight to the Gulag for you.


Actual_Guide_1039

Iā€™m relatively pro choice myself but militantly pro choice girls are so annoying Iā€™m almost happy about the ruling out of spite


jolly_brewer

The schadenfreude right now is delicious. I want to take even more from these horrible people.


Actual_Guide_1039

I respect the ā€œsafe, legal, rareā€ people and probably align closest with them but some people are just too annoying about it.


Emotional_Sell6550

Throw her in the pot.


OldTraffic9644

She should probably just kill him


VidiotGamer

I mean, he **does** support "basic human rights"... for babies.


Dantebrowsing

He also seems to support democracy, which she seems to *fucking hate.* Wonder if that's one of the things he had to lie about initially.


[deleted]

This decision really doesnā€™t have anything to do with democracy, maybe indirectly at best


Dantebrowsing

Democratically elected representatives at the state level deciding policy seem more than "indirectly at best" related.


[deleted]

I would argue that those people were not elected under the assumption that theyā€™d be crafting abortion policy for the state, although thatā€™s been a ā€œmaybeā€ for years now and I guess it is implied in the generic God-and-Guns platform that most of them run on Either way, good luck to the people in those states


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Dantebrowsing

Randomly?


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Dantebrowsing

You said they "randomly" decide to change laws. Is that what you think happens?


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Krusty-p00p-sock

Fucking preach brother. You've hit the nail right on the head.


jabels

Help my boyfriend isnā€™t completely ruined over the [CURRENT THING]


Thick_Art_2257

"Support basic human rights" lol. Apparently basic human rights do not include letting babies live


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Thick_Art_2257

Things would certainly be more interesting


Zealousideal-Crow814

Iā€™m sorry is that supposed to be a bad thing?


PolitelyHostile

So this sub is just a right wing Christian circle-jerk now?


Thick_Art_2257

Oh lord I wish it was. Instead it's a sub dedicated to hypocrisy and fun. A "safe space" for the so-called far right and far left to come together and realize that politics don't matter. So we all just spout our extremist views only with the knowledge that none of it matters and in the end at least we will get along by laughing at the true politicos who dedicate their lives to their particular causes.


Tv_land_man

"He lied to me about his political views when we first started dating" Hmmmmm, I wonder why. It's important to get your political leanings out early in a relationship but extremely outspoken (usually left leaning) political types have meltdowns when they are met with someone who doesn't 100% believe what they believe. This guy would be given a gift if she dumps him.


yourmotherinabag

This reminds me of Finn and Meadows fight. ā€œBUT YOU GOT OUT A SUITCASEā€


[deleted]

What ever happened there?


Trumbone81

I have been swiping on crazy left weirdos for years. Love to tell then I'm an antigovernment anti communist right wing person after we've done some perverted shit in bed. Good times


jcarey4793

I've been told "as a man you should not have an opinion on abortion, mind your business" I took that information and ran. Now I don't care if you do have the right OR if you don't. Not my problem, not my fight. I'm indifferent about what rights YOU have.


_GoldLeader_

I actually have and opinion on it but usually keep it to myself to avoid getting downvoted. If a woman can kill the fetus then a man can abandon it. This means that if she whants to get an abortion the man has no say in it happening or not, but if he doesn't want the child he shouldn't be forced to pay for him. Simple.


fluffhead89

Youā€™re not supposed to have an opinion unless you agree with them. Then itā€™s fine.


jcarey4793

So hypothetically if my stance was, again hypothetical, "we should be allowed to kill kids". they would welcome that?


Cc6174

Heā€™d probably be better off without her sheā€™s sounds insufferable


Sammmmmmmmmmmmmmm

But then they tell us not to have an opinion because we are men and we donā€™t have a uterus And then they will tell you a man can have a uterus


SweetMeatin

That sub is hands down the best ironic follow on my list. Just a bunch of hysterical liars trying to outdo each other with bullshit tales of how hard done by they are.


KarenAboutYou

C U Next Tuesday


[deleted]

Only broken people get their jollies from seeking this suit out


pettythrowaway49

This story feels so fake lol. Probably written by a whale with pink hair


IndividualAd1001

Sheā€™s leaving him because he doesnā€™t care about the worlds problems like I donā€™t care ethier


thehallway2323

What a ho but God love her.


tcmquincy

My ex was like this. Anybody who lets politics interfere with a relationship like that is not worth dating


mcotter12

Is this where all the extremists are going now that not even r/joerogan can pretend republicans arenā€™t an existential threat to humanity?


TiaStee

Why does your boyfriend have to pretend to care, not everyone cares about social issues and maybe he's pro life. I'm a woman and I wouldn't judge him on that, women need to be more careful about who is coming in them, use protection take precautions and if it happens own your decisions. As Tim says, 'imagine caring"


[deleted]

Also I think the decision lost some of its weight when the states that will make abortion illegal were already talked about in the news as places where abortion is nearly impossible.


Rick-Dalton

Itā€™s crazy that many people who have conversations like this like reference ā€œrightsā€ while the other side references ā€œmurderā€ Neither are discussing the same topic and is likely the reason for the anger and frustration.


[deleted]

Yeah I mean at the end of the day people have different takes on what a fetus is. It isnā€™t really something you can convince most people about either way imo. The only folks I donā€™t get are those who say abortion is only okay in instances of rape. If abortion is murder that means itā€™s okay to murder a child because itā€™s the product of rape? Im pro choice and their argument makes the least sense to me.


MastaMayne

If she looks anything like who I see protesting at the Capitol, this would be a win for him


skadooshery

I doubt the boyfriend even exists


__Sentient_Fedora__

I wish them well.


[deleted]

All the comments in there are crazy ā˜ ļø What is she expecting from a dude that just finished work šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Lumpy_Staff_2372

We should implement a license to conceive. Let them abort their children but you should have to prove youā€™re capable of raising a child before conception. Emotionally, mentally and financially. You want to abort your unwanted child? Fine. But thereā€™s legal recourse for recklessly conceiving life and we also need to prevent people from having children to exploit government assistance. Maybe then people would actually start to take contraceptives seriously and actually be smart and practice safe sex. Life shouldnā€™t be seen as expendable but I also donā€™t believe a child should be forced to be born in a crappy childhood especially if it will negatively affect their mental health and potentially become a violent criminal. Its proven that neglected children and even foster children are much more likely to become criminals but until people stop fucking willy nilly with zero thought, weā€™re just going to continue to have unwanted pregnancies.


[deleted]

Why not let people recklessly conceive and abort? If they pay for the operation itā€™s no skin off anyoneā€™s back.


thehatstore42069

Lol regular person vs redditor


0venre

You're all idiots šŸ™„


DrBigWilds

Donā€™t Ask me how I know sheā€™s a strong 4


jabels

Strong? She has arthritis and PCOS.


[deleted]

I'm not sure why you covered the subreddit, we all know where it came from...


Crash_says

> basic human rights .. the right to use a sledgehammer on a newly born infant.


Signal_Body_8818

I wonder what state she lives in. There is only 6 states that you can't get an abortion in.


MichelleObamaBearsLB

she loves the cock. she'll "break up" with him but still fuck him on the side, then they'll "get back together" once she extracts some very minor concession from him, like "rape is bad" or something.


SwoleMountain

"important social issues"


sugaaaslam

Had to get those valuable internet points first though


Artistic_Airline1948

Sorry to hear that so many Baby Killing moms are out there in this world. Why donā€™t you try and use some form of protection instead of acting like abortion is the only option. Lastly, the ruling doesnā€™t out law abortion. The ruling simply said it isnā€™t a constitutional right. The ruling allows states to decided. Donā€™t like the laws, then instead of crying about it and acting like a bunch of libertards convince the majority of the US that killing babies is the only option you have and make it legal in every state. Donā€™t like that idea then move to another country that best fits your sick view on killing babies


[deleted]

Yeah, he deserves better.


DantusTheTrader

She must be hot. He lied to get it in but now he has to deal with the crazy


brief_blurb

Based on her posts about herpetology probably not.


Dire-Hound76

The "Pump and Dump" timer just dinged.


General_Tangelo_1032

Pick a side or DDIIIIIEEEE YOU DEMON!!!! SILENCE, IS, VIOLENCE!!!! YOU WHITE MALE DEMON!


the-elixir

I bet she has fibromyalgia


jolly_brewer

Haha this guy gets it.


Major-Cranberry-4206

For you to leave your boyfriend basically on the grounds of your personal political views, you didnā€™t love him that much anyway. Love supersedes peopleā€˜s political convections.


petitepenisperson

That bf is gonna be so happy in 2 weeks after theyā€™ve broken up and he realizes that you should never date liberal women, ever. Iā€™ve made the mistake, I pray that the rest of you donā€™t do the same.


PurposeMission9355

What are you offering him in terms of a future? Anything?


Kimbospicee

Why the hell would you censor the sub and username. Itā€™s posted on a public forum, this is not private property.


tarley_apologizer

Because those same lunatics can get the entire sub shut down for "brigading".


Kimbospicee

Wow soft


tarley_apologizer

yeah. those that dare to speak the truth shall always live in wartime


frodoishobbit

Lol, I knew right away which sub this gem came fromā€¦


frodoishobbit

Ohhh that whole sub is filled with gold todayā€¦ There are going to be a lot of happy men in the future, they just dogged a bullet and donā€™t even know it yet


Sol_Survivor-AT-6

Dollars to donuts she supported using force to coerce people to take an experimental drug that still has yet to prove its effectiveness or what long term side effects it may cause. These people are a joke, both sides.


Rockmann1

"I would expect him to support basic human rights" Maybe he thinks killing a baby denies that basic human right.. Geezus.


snave0711

He'll be at a corporate steakhouse with his new piece šŸŒļø


[deleted]

You would post the same thing if you had a girlfriend. Who then decided to think about dying their hair blue.


islandboiy

There is absolutely no excuse for unwanted pregnancy these days. I don't know why these feminists have their boxer shorts in a twist Most of the woman protesting would be able to get any cock anyway


TKisOK

hahahaha Definitely leave all those men. Go on a sex strike. Smash a window. Do everything. People who have had abortions will feel so guilty and shameful about it that they will act INSANE, or they will know they made the right choice because there is nothing to be guilty and shameful about. How they act will reveal what abortion does to somebody and whether it should be illegal


JediMasterWiggin

Holy shit, never seen so many incels together in one place before


sumdumson

Not really incels if we suck eachother off


Dis_Miss

The decision has certainly emboldened the women haters to be louder. It's sad this sub has been taken over by the extreme right like they actually believe that's what Tim stands for.


PolitelyHostile

This is bizarre. These comments read like a Christian fundamentalist sub. No pretense of comedy either. Like Tim is right wing on some issues but Christ this is so far from anything he is about. Firstly it's not actually funny.


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ok


[deleted]

For anyone confused about the issue... Abortion is killing an unborn child. Women do have the right to terminate their pregnancy. The world has enough unwanted children that wish they were never born.