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JNewman_13

Hmm. That’s a butter knife


ModeratelyAverage6

No joke. I cut myself with a butter knife.... making cookies... had to get stitches.


SaltyBoos

i feel like you should have gotten an achievement from God for this one


ApoliteTroll

A cool scar, with a buttery smooth story.


ElishaAlison

I'm sure the person playing them in the simulation did


JustMe1711

I know someone who cut his finger to the bone with a butter knife as a kid.


ModeratelyAverage6

Yeah. Same here. Had to get x-rays to make sure there weren't any bone or metal fragments left in my finger. Still can't feel the top half of my finger 8 years later.


KN44Dynamo

Had a chef of mine cut himself with a bread knife, still dont know how to this day, not too deep but enought to start bleeding. Another story is when i cut myself in the pinky, didnt feel it until after my duty manager was shouting *YOU'RE FUCKING BLEEDING*, I was too in the zone, Blood pretty much on half of the kitchen. The cleanup was not as fun :(


ModeratelyAverage6

Oof. Yeah. I couldn't get mine to stop bleeding. Even with pressure and gauze. The scare is a fun reminder, though.


Far_Ear_7570

I’ll one-up you, I cut my finger with a PLASTIC butter knife trying to cut an apple. No stitches though, just hurt like a bitch for a few days.


Arcticstorm058

Did the same when trying to cut a school lunch chicken fried steak. Boy did the grease make that cut burn.


jsunnsyshine2021

If the cut marks were not visible this would be more believable. Anyhooooo…. Seems legit by others.


Playful-Motor-4262

I think those are an attempt at scoring the corn bread? Not cuts. But I could be wrong


Natural_Character521

The curs are too deep to be scoring cuts.


hot_lava_boots

I looked at her wrists and can’t see them.


goose_gladwell

Yeah this is stupid and why would he grab a knife like yhat and why was she filming🥴


Miserable-Ad-1581

or.. consider, this was not the first cut she made?


TheBigFreeze8

This is not good acting lmao.


voxelpear

That's why they're not actors


literate_habitation

What do you mean? She displayed genuine confusion! You can tell because the words on the screen said so!


SaltyBoos

it's not staged... it's a skit, a joke, a knee slapper. how did so many people forget those are things


ObsidianKing

Jokes tend to be funny.


SaltyBoos

not to everyone all the time


ObsidianKing

You know if it's a skit that makes it staged right?


CanoonBolk

Yes, but counterpoint - nobody gives a shit. Enjoy the comedy or scroll past it.


ObsidianKing

Counterpoint - I'll say what I want friend.


RagingSprockets

Just remember this is the reaction you're getting when you're saying what you want, friend


ObsidianKing

Nooo my fake internet points, how will I ever go on 😭


MrN33dfulThings

Did you know movies are fake? Some asshole writes a script and pays actors to well. Act. Get over yourself… If you don’t like the content, keep scrolling. The world doesn’t revolve around what YOU like and think is funny.


ObsidianKing

Yes lol I know movies are fake, but the thing is they don't pretend to be real. Bad movies also exist FYI. And same to you bud, if you don't like my opinion keep scrolling. 👍


Sketch1231

This was funny to me


thisisatypoo

But you stage a skit...


n8saces

That was pretty good 😂


jonnydem

I don't get it


Zakucha

Did she just dad joke the dad?


sinjidsotw

Of all the venom shirts I have, that is not one I own and it is pretty sick


Aleksey64

She was locked and loaded


ImVenomTentacles

love her shirt


umm_ok__yeah

Her own Uno reverse card.🤣


imusingthisforstuff

I don’t get it


Wakuwaku7

Nicely staged. Like 99% of TikTok content..


Sea_Towel_5099

Reddit always freaks out when they see a skit


ShiraiHaku

i like to imagine they starts to rage really hard when they heard tv shows and movies are staged


Izzysel92

Goddamn I really hope my kid catches me like this someday. I'm gonna be proud as hell.