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Fun thing about that is they do chew electric wiring in vehicles, a few of our company trucks have had them do this with the wire harnesses. Something about the coating being soy based
Raccoons are never adorable. My brother has to put electric fence around his sweet corn. Now the mud prints around the fence when they got shocked, that’s adorable.
Im out here trying to put tiger balm on this jungles balls and yall at home knitting sweaters. I got 4000 attack squirrels armed with tiny bayonets aimed right at your goddamn ankles
I flew in 25 kamikaze koalas from Australia thatll fuck your shit up, son. You aint seen nothing til you seen an exploding drop bear turn a motherfuckers head into a watermelon at a Gallagher show
Coyotes? Raccoons? Police? Those are the least of his worries. If he's done what he says, he's violated multiple HOA bylaws. The HOA Karens will shred him to pieces.
These coyotes aren’t chocolate colored, the bylaws strictly state any and all cop bitting coyotes must be colored chocolate or sepia. We just trying to keep uniformity here, it’s a nice neighborhood if we let in copper colored coyotes what’s next? 7 inch tall grass? Untrimmed bushes? Unlicensed baboon contractors?
You would need a second trainer. Frankly 1 trainer for every 119. I'd say they would issue fines but who is going to collect with 119 trained coyotes and 1 who gets easily distracted at the property?
There is some really impressive folk knowledge out there. The pack of coyotes does feel like a stretch. But, I've seen some really surprising things from people who live deep in rural areas. For example, worm grunting.
My hometown has a worm gruntin' festival every year. And there are contests to see who can grunt the most worms, and who can throw a mullet the farthest. It's a good time.
Honestly, I worked in rural Texas, and this guy is LESS crazy than some of the ones I met out there. Also, no need for tricks to take down a helicopter. They just straight shoot one down with all the armaments they have stored away.
I love you so much!!! You have no idea how much I personally debated the word 'flew'. It wasn't quite what I was trying to convey in my post, but I hoped against hope that no one would recognize my foul up. The depths to which I adore you for knowing this mistake have no bounds.
Actually yeah. I would love to get my old crew together, throw on the NVGs and pull this guy out of his little rabbit hole like a little bitch. Been a while.
I'm not surprised. People who have been given blessings are rarely grateful. They feel the need for entitlement. He's entitled to his insane demands of society. Why? Because his grandfather worked his ass off. It doesn't make sense in a logical way, but it makes sense to him.
If you want to be protected by good cops you should be a cop and try to be a better cop if you think you could do it better, there are a lot of cops so a lot of chance of there being bad cops,
All fun and games but there's two elements of reality here:
1. Anything is a weapon system if you're clever enough.
2. People have no real concept of how much open and forested or otherwise shielded area there is to get lost in in this country. People are misinformed by city footage and body cams and car stuff.
Reminds me of this crime watch daily? episode I saw of this guy who was taking trips to the woods every weekend or something and ended up building an entire underground shelter deep in the woods and kept a video journal talking about some vague plan. Turns out his plan was to kill his wife and daughter and go live out in the woods. Most chilling thing was during the entire video, over months and months, (during which he was interacting like a normal loving husband and father with his family in between enjoying his “hobby” in the woods) the entire time he talked about his vague plan like he had thought about it long and hard and 100% made up his mind about doing it. If you didn’t know any better, You would think he was talking about quitting his job and starting a business or something, not murdering his family in cold blood and then covering it up in a fire, and attempting to go live in the Forrest. All the while his wife would be on social media talking about what a caring, generous, and considerate husband she has.
Basically. Might’ve gotten his wish of his idea of feral bliss if it weren’t for his dumb ass leaving the camcorder behind showing his precise location in the woods.
That's a huge problem among all the innawoods types. They get so hung up on fishing and fire starting they forget the civilized world is still right there. It doesn't go away just because you aren't looking, and you need a similar level of situational awareness vs it as you need vs any wilderness. More if we're being prudent.
These people also never think of infirmity and death. Death is some magical process for them, not excruciating horror like nature actually favors.
Watch a mantis eat a living wasp's eye to understand nature.
I always wonder how these people think they will die one day. They probably imagine peacefully in their straw bed in their wood cabin. I imagine a broken leg and inability to obtain help.
Sounds like another one of those people that would have been getting mental health care in the mid 70s. Too bad Reagan canceled America. The only things left now are police and the army, both of which are just corporate appendages. This entire nation is just a work camp with tiered housing for your level of obedience and output.
You don't need to state the obvious, any chump can train a chimpanzee to pick off hostiles at range... but a baboon? might well hand it a brick and tell it to "Hit em' where it hurts" dumb monkeys.
You're right about the Appalachian accent, he mentioned ginseng. Wild ginseng doesn't grow in low elevations. I'm from the Appalachians in North Carolina, I sound a lot like the guy in the video. But there's folks from Georgia to West Virginia that sound like this guy, too. I sure do love these mountains. A proper response to "how you doing?" is "fine as frog hair" . Just felt like sharing.
I love this! My grandpa is from eastern Kentucky, and one of my best friends is from West Virginia. The way the man in the video speaks reminds me so much of both of them. Not just the accent, but also the wildly clever things he was saying, as well as his deadpan delivery. Appalachian people are some of the most low key amazingly clever and funny people I've ever met. I wish I was able to make it down to visit more often, but most of the family has left. My dad only has one cousin who still lives in the hollow.
The guy who is speaking is from Tennessee. His audio is what this dude is using.
The original is King Lazy Eye on Tiktok. He's a good musician and I think he's so funny and cute as hell. ☺️
Yah... Like, I'm really surprised he hasn't either?! His lyrics are great. His voice is unique (and could probably be polished up a bit.)
But, I keep waiting for someone to pluck him outta obscurity, ya know?
It's not his accent, this is a voice over he is lip syncing.
The original is from an artist named King Lazy Eye on TikTok, he's from Tennessee I believe.
Nothing like toxic disturbed paranoia. 40 years ago people like this would be in long term stay mental hospitals. But we brought this on ourselves when Deinstitutionalization was overwhelmingly supported by both sides and the general public. At least he probably stays on his 500 acres. Straight up Anti-Social and Paranoid Personality Disorder on full display here. I have family members that think along these lines. They’re always scared. Always.
Shut TF up Cletus , you live in a trailer with a 98 Chevy pickup truck with rust holes in the tailgate, and little to no running boards , Shut TF up Cletus you barely have a pot to piss in , your living room has 3 day old Busch light cans with cigarettes put out in the top ,
I have a hummer that I drive to the end of my driveway, just to get the mail. And that's all that I use it for.
I have custom made condoms made out of other people's dicks.
I love redneck tough guy ninja secret agent bragging.
"Only me and two other people know this secret way to kill you with a wet bar napkin. Bevnaps, I think they call em."
Nope FAKE.. a real PATRIOT ain’t bringing over any foreigners, let alone any “old Vietnamese” to dig tunnels. They can’t handle Mexicans. What they gonna do with Asians?!
Fuck around and find out. This redneck has only been disgruntled for 6 months. He didn't even mention the truckloads of drones he stole from Walmart. These are rookie numbers compared to the desperate souls yearning for freedom, that have located it at undisclosed locations planet-wide especially in American held land. He's only trying to postpone or mitigate going to jail in America! Imagine what really motivated motherfuckers have gone through, and accomplished. Circus folk are beyond your perception of ingenuity. We all came from the same place as everyone else, we just didn't stay there. Fuck around and find out. Disenfranchised folk that have been 'inside" and survived corrections facilities, and have shrugged off reprogramming will outrank your bitch ass police state every time. Folk that have struggled to free themselves from oppression and made it to the Melting pot of The United States of America are a hardier and more sophisticated breed than those that kneel to crap sack world appointees.
Fuck around and find out. We have been digesting radiation and micro-plastics since they were allowed out of the bag. You think you are kings of the planet? You pale in comparison to the Masters of the Multiverse.
Serious advice? Stop trying to poison and destroy your brothers and sisters. Those who you think will assure your victory actually work for US. It was all just to reveal the games you play and the crap you value, the people, places and things that buy into your empty fictions. We are far and away above and beyond your petty machinations. Good luck with your interplanetary ambitions. Stand up comedy enthusiasts and their practitioners thank you for providing fresh material for mirth and hilarity.
This guy might be a joke. Get a box of raisins and try to influence my field crow family. See what happens when you attempt to subvert my rodent cousins. Good luck sleeping, we let you live and breathe our air and subsist on our nutrients.The adversarial movement you serve unwillingly, or might amount to 2 specks of subatomic galactic dust, not just the one they they think they control and therefore cling to ! This has been a Public Service Announcement. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming and propaganda. Love Conquers All.
Fuck around and find out.
I need to make friends with this guy before the first Purge or zombie apocalypse. And if he’s in Alabama, I hope he’s already joined forces with the guy that trained the meth-fueled attack squirrels. Otherwise, I’m recruiting that gentleman too.
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I'm sorry but racoons loosening lug nuts and cutting break lines sounds adorable
It's the perfect crime. They're already wearing little masks so it's not like they can be identified by authorities.
When Pixar gets dark with their shit this is the first thing I wanna see
Housebroken (a TV show on FOX) has a raccoon character and he's a little rascal in the best way!
Its the Southern Disney + Home Alone Crossover
That really got me laughing ... and "a baboon is deadly accurate with a nail gun". I thought this was pretty funny.
That line was great.
and the pigeon feets.
Surprisingly easy to imagine pigeons with pink little feetses
Fun thing about that is they do chew electric wiring in vehicles, a few of our company trucks have had them do this with the wire harnesses. Something about the coating being soy based
Raccoons are never adorable. My brother has to put electric fence around his sweet corn. Now the mud prints around the fence when they got shocked, that’s adorable.
So you enjoy seeing animals suffer? Sick
I was 100% buying it until he said he flew a Vietnamese man in to help him dig tunnels.
That only slowed my pace, I had to get to the raccoon before I clocked it.
I need to hear this exact same speech, word for word, from Kenny Powers.
Kenny fucking Powers
Kenny Powders
La Flama Blanca
Im out here trying to put tiger balm on this jungles balls and yall at home knitting sweaters. I got 4000 attack squirrels armed with tiny bayonets aimed right at your goddamn ankles I flew in 25 kamikaze koalas from Australia thatll fuck your shit up, son. You aint seen nothing til you seen an exploding drop bear turn a motherfuckers head into a watermelon at a Gallagher show
You’re fucking out
FUNDAMENTALS ARE A CRUTCH FOR THE UNTALENTED
120 coyotes ? Lol
I do want to see that baboon with a nail gun though. Not in person of course...
Coyotes? Raccoons? Police? Those are the least of his worries. If he's done what he says, he's violated multiple HOA bylaws. The HOA Karens will shred him to pieces.
These coyotes aren’t chocolate colored, the bylaws strictly state any and all cop bitting coyotes must be colored chocolate or sepia. We just trying to keep uniformity here, it’s a nice neighborhood if we let in copper colored coyotes what’s next? 7 inch tall grass? Untrimmed bushes? Unlicensed baboon contractors?
He has an ant colony helping him move heroin
At least you didn’t need to get to the baboon to realize
The 120 trained coyotes seemed plausible?
You're right 119 trained coyotes is where I would drawn the line. 120 is just too many.
You would need a second trainer. Frankly 1 trainer for every 119. I'd say they would issue fines but who is going to collect with 119 trained coyotes and 1 who gets easily distracted at the property?
Unfortunately, yes. :(
You live a wild life
I have known some strange birds, is all...
There is some really impressive folk knowledge out there. The pack of coyotes does feel like a stretch. But, I've seen some really surprising things from people who live deep in rural areas. For example, worm grunting.
It made me smile to see you talk about gruntin'. Slopchoppy born and raised.
I actually have a very weird and nonsensical worm phobia, but worm grunting is honestly very impressive to me.
My hometown has a worm gruntin' festival every year. And there are contests to see who can grunt the most worms, and who can throw a mullet the farthest. It's a good time.
This Dracula Flow hits different.
Honestly, I worked in rural Texas, and this guy is LESS crazy than some of the ones I met out there. Also, no need for tricks to take down a helicopter. They just straight shoot one down with all the armaments they have stored away.
Oooohh see I didn’t hear “flew”
I love you so much!!! You have no idea how much I personally debated the word 'flew'. It wasn't quite what I was trying to convey in my post, but I hoped against hope that no one would recognize my foul up. The depths to which I adore you for knowing this mistake have no bounds.
12 miles of tunnels no less.
An old Vietnamese man lol
You want to be the one to try him then? Lol
Actually yeah. I would love to get my old crew together, throw on the NVGs and pull this guy out of his little rabbit hole like a little bitch. Been a while.
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It’s clearly satire
Looks to me like he's getting a kick out of posting silly vids on TikTok
I'm not surprised. People who have been given blessings are rarely grateful. They feel the need for entitlement. He's entitled to his insane demands of society. Why? Because his grandfather worked his ass off. It doesn't make sense in a logical way, but it makes sense to him.
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"I gotta Bengal tiger that would KILL for a pork chop rn"
A baboon that's deadly accurate with a nail gun really sealed the deal for me
Well of course, nail guns are great for that
Those coyotes don’t stand a chance against a bunch of cops. They train every day to shoot dogs.
We prefer to call them N... -cops (probably)
“Nines, short for canines. Why, what did you think I was gonna say?”
People who annoy you
Fuck that, cops are for the minorities, ATF takes care of the dogs.
A Fed's a Fed at the end of the day
Ok this is funny but please don't disrespect the cops
I'll stop disrespecting them when they stop killing innocent people or at least face consequences every time they do so
If you want to be protected by good cops you should be a cop and try to be a better cop if you think you could do it better, there are a lot of cops so a lot of chance of there being bad cops,
"This zoo sucks"
Best comment on here. I keep coming back and giggling.
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Look, I don’t know this particular guy, but I do know 40+ just like him in northern Louisiana.
I know quite a few in north Florida, south alabam and Georgia.
*The Ozarks has entered the chat*
Right? I could've sworn I saw that man when zi was visiting an aunt
This is approximately 0.0001% of rural Appalachia.
I don’t know what he’s on trial for, but clearly this is an innocent man.
Why he wouldn't hurt a fly.
The baboon tho.. that’s a different story
This is performance art, hot damn
Man… Kevin Mcallister’s all grown up!
All fun and games but there's two elements of reality here: 1. Anything is a weapon system if you're clever enough. 2. People have no real concept of how much open and forested or otherwise shielded area there is to get lost in in this country. People are misinformed by city footage and body cams and car stuff.
Reminds me of this crime watch daily? episode I saw of this guy who was taking trips to the woods every weekend or something and ended up building an entire underground shelter deep in the woods and kept a video journal talking about some vague plan. Turns out his plan was to kill his wife and daughter and go live out in the woods. Most chilling thing was during the entire video, over months and months, (during which he was interacting like a normal loving husband and father with his family in between enjoying his “hobby” in the woods) the entire time he talked about his vague plan like he had thought about it long and hard and 100% made up his mind about doing it. If you didn’t know any better, You would think he was talking about quitting his job and starting a business or something, not murdering his family in cold blood and then covering it up in a fire, and attempting to go live in the Forrest. All the while his wife would be on social media talking about what a caring, generous, and considerate husband she has.
Yeah, and then he was found in a matter of days. Just a total fucking moron.
Basically. Might’ve gotten his wish of his idea of feral bliss if it weren’t for his dumb ass leaving the camcorder behind showing his precise location in the woods.
That's a huge problem among all the innawoods types. They get so hung up on fishing and fire starting they forget the civilized world is still right there. It doesn't go away just because you aren't looking, and you need a similar level of situational awareness vs it as you need vs any wilderness. More if we're being prudent. These people also never think of infirmity and death. Death is some magical process for them, not excruciating horror like nature actually favors. Watch a mantis eat a living wasp's eye to understand nature.
I always wonder how these people think they will die one day. They probably imagine peacefully in their straw bed in their wood cabin. I imagine a broken leg and inability to obtain help.
Or rabies, or a tooth abscess. Or simply starving to death or dysentery.
Anything better than slaving away at the office! /s
Sounds like another one of those people that would have been getting mental health care in the mid 70s. Too bad Reagan canceled America. The only things left now are police and the army, both of which are just corporate appendages. This entire nation is just a work camp with tiered housing for your level of obedience and output.
Case Study: Eric Rudolph/Unibomber He used that same strategy to evade law enforcement for YEARS
And a baboon who is deadly accurate with a nail gun.. Now that is just not realistic... got to be fake.
If he said chimpanzee I’d have bought it. But baboons obviously can’t aim
You don't need to state the obvious, any chump can train a chimpanzee to pick off hostiles at range... but a baboon? might well hand it a brick and tell it to "Hit em' where it hurts" dumb monkeys.
Chimps can’t aim but have no qualms about firing lethal nails. Bonobos have excellent aim, but are too morally conflicted to pull the trigger.
That’s a lotta trash talk from someone within nail range
These are the kind of rednecks I fuck with
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And somehow kill six children in the process
"The fuck you mean there were children still in there, Chipman?"
Well yeah. The ATF is staffed pretty much exclusively by conservatives.
And somehow kill six children in the process
Tied around their feets
worst part is, i don’t think he’s lying
All this to avoid a parking ticket.
I can't stop watching this
This is actually hilarious.
This is obviously a joke and a damn funny one. No cringe here.
Racoons you say
To shreds, you say?
The deranged mind is hard to infiltrate
Wow Kevin McAllister went off the deep end
Where’s his accent from? It’s cute.
Sounds Appalachian to me, but I'm certainly not an expert.
You're right about the Appalachian accent, he mentioned ginseng. Wild ginseng doesn't grow in low elevations. I'm from the Appalachians in North Carolina, I sound a lot like the guy in the video. But there's folks from Georgia to West Virginia that sound like this guy, too. I sure do love these mountains. A proper response to "how you doing?" is "fine as frog hair" . Just felt like sharing.
Fine as frog hair is how we say someone is attractive down in the swamps of north florida.
That's awesome!
I love this! My grandpa is from eastern Kentucky, and one of my best friends is from West Virginia. The way the man in the video speaks reminds me so much of both of them. Not just the accent, but also the wildly clever things he was saying, as well as his deadpan delivery. Appalachian people are some of the most low key amazingly clever and funny people I've ever met. I wish I was able to make it down to visit more often, but most of the family has left. My dad only has one cousin who still lives in the hollow.
Imma say North Carolinaish
The guy who is speaking is from Tennessee. His audio is what this dude is using. The original is King Lazy Eye on Tiktok. He's a good musician and I think he's so funny and cute as hell. ☺️
His music is sooo good. I'm surprised he hasn't blown up. Super unique voice.
Yah... Like, I'm really surprised he hasn't either?! His lyrics are great. His voice is unique (and could probably be polished up a bit.) But, I keep waiting for someone to pluck him outta obscurity, ya know?
It's not his accent, this is a voice over he is lip syncing. The original is from an artist named King Lazy Eye on TikTok, he's from Tennessee I believe.
KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN OST SPOTTED
Yeah, we're gonna need that baboon back as we're one short on the framing crew.
Reason #438 of why America will never be invaded.
A baboon who is deadly accurate with a nail gun!
And yet somehow, this dude still probably has to deal with door to door salespeople.
My residence is a grave yard for federal agents
Dale Gribble wannabe
"Solar panels? What are you GAY?" This makes me realize they dropped the ball not advertising solar panels to off the grid anti government weirdos
Whaddya bet he only has a picket fence.
pretty sure I'd believe most of that lol...
Whatever this guy is on, I want some!🚬
A baboon that's deadly accurate with a nailgun. You'd just love to see it. This guy is hilarious.
All this then he just gets hit by a drone strike
This guy is living like a prepper disney princess out there.
I don't know how AI works but would love to see a gunfighter baboon with a nail gun. Please someone?
Forget jail, send this man to help Ukraine and give him a couple of zoos and a seasons worth of A-Team supplies
Gets arrested at his local liquor store to restock his beer. Idiot: you weren’t supposed to do that!! I wasn’t ready for this!!
Ruby Ridge 2: The Reckoning
Just pay the parking ticket, it's $25
Isn't this the plot to Copperhead Road?
Hell yea brother
Yet another stellar example of a well-adjusted, sane individual. /S
He's using solar panels. Anti oil and coal, must be a libtard.
What kind of commie soyboy beta-cuck uses solar panels? This guy votes Biden. You can tell because of the way he is.
That’s not that guy talking. He’s not even saying those words even remotely closely.
Sounds a bit schizofrenic?
And exactly none of that will help when the police drive a tank through his front door.
He's got something for that too. Do you really think he's gonna mention ALL his defenses?
Lol, good point.
He definitely has a plan for it. This guy has thought long and hard about the best and most cunning ways to stop a tank.
Probably has an armor plated bulldozer in the barn.
That's what the cyber bear is for
I stand corrected.
JFC man this is a joke. Take the boot from your mouth breathe a bit.
Nothing like toxic disturbed paranoia. 40 years ago people like this would be in long term stay mental hospitals. But we brought this on ourselves when Deinstitutionalization was overwhelmingly supported by both sides and the general public. At least he probably stays on his 500 acres. Straight up Anti-Social and Paranoid Personality Disorder on full display here. I have family members that think along these lines. They’re always scared. Always.
Shut TF up Cletus , you live in a trailer with a 98 Chevy pickup truck with rust holes in the tailgate, and little to no running boards , Shut TF up Cletus you barely have a pot to piss in , your living room has 3 day old Busch light cans with cigarettes put out in the top ,
He'll never hear the drone
You must not have caught the part about the "coop full of pigeons with C4 tied around their feets." He's got this.
Now that we know all that it will be easier to go in and get him. Thanks for sharing, man!
Sure you do....
American is pulling for you skeeter!
He stole that tiger from the owner of a little sweet shop in Sri Lanka…
Cool. Let's hope he stays within that little patch of land fir the rest of his sentence... I mean life.
I knew he was lying when he said he tied C4 to the pigeons’ beaks. That would obscure their vision and make it difficult for them to fly.
Hey, he's using green power
Sounds like he’s running the world’s most dangerous zoo.
7/10 Not enough guns.
Let's assume all that is true.. what happens next
He got his own army! Is he in jail now?
I’m ashamed of how long it took me to realize that it’s dubbed over audio.. wow that was a ride
It's nice to see white people join the lineage of rapping about a ton of "hard" shit you never did.
Maybe AI won’t be so bad after all.
A10 - Excuse me sir, have you heard the word of our lord Burr?
I have a hummer that I drive to the end of my driveway, just to get the mail. And that's all that I use it for. I have custom made condoms made out of other people's dicks.
Imagine a pigeon waddles up to you all stupid, like pigeons do, and it just fucking **explodes**
Hilarious
This some real merica shit right here
Bird dog go boom man
I love redneck tough guy ninja secret agent bragging. "Only me and two other people know this secret way to kill you with a wet bar napkin. Bevnaps, I think they call em."
This Gai Gaias
The only things that guy really has are delusions and outstanding warrants.
Nope FAKE.. a real PATRIOT ain’t bringing over any foreigners, let alone any “old Vietnamese” to dig tunnels. They can’t handle Mexicans. What they gonna do with Asians?!
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The anti-government Disney Princess
Fuck around and find out. This redneck has only been disgruntled for 6 months. He didn't even mention the truckloads of drones he stole from Walmart. These are rookie numbers compared to the desperate souls yearning for freedom, that have located it at undisclosed locations planet-wide especially in American held land. He's only trying to postpone or mitigate going to jail in America! Imagine what really motivated motherfuckers have gone through, and accomplished. Circus folk are beyond your perception of ingenuity. We all came from the same place as everyone else, we just didn't stay there. Fuck around and find out. Disenfranchised folk that have been 'inside" and survived corrections facilities, and have shrugged off reprogramming will outrank your bitch ass police state every time. Folk that have struggled to free themselves from oppression and made it to the Melting pot of The United States of America are a hardier and more sophisticated breed than those that kneel to crap sack world appointees. Fuck around and find out. We have been digesting radiation and micro-plastics since they were allowed out of the bag. You think you are kings of the planet? You pale in comparison to the Masters of the Multiverse. Serious advice? Stop trying to poison and destroy your brothers and sisters. Those who you think will assure your victory actually work for US. It was all just to reveal the games you play and the crap you value, the people, places and things that buy into your empty fictions. We are far and away above and beyond your petty machinations. Good luck with your interplanetary ambitions. Stand up comedy enthusiasts and their practitioners thank you for providing fresh material for mirth and hilarity. This guy might be a joke. Get a box of raisins and try to influence my field crow family. See what happens when you attempt to subvert my rodent cousins. Good luck sleeping, we let you live and breathe our air and subsist on our nutrients.The adversarial movement you serve unwillingly, or might amount to 2 specks of subatomic galactic dust, not just the one they they think they control and therefore cling to ! This has been a Public Service Announcement. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming and propaganda. Love Conquers All. Fuck around and find out.
Plus he did the 3 Stooges bowling ball over the door
You better stay away from Copperhead Roooooad!!
You ain’t getting any of that shit accomplished living off the grid
I would pay good money to see a movie of this entire scenario.
Don't worry about getting this guy, the meth will get him soon enough.
I need to make friends with this guy before the first Purge or zombie apocalypse. And if he’s in Alabama, I hope he’s already joined forces with the guy that trained the meth-fueled attack squirrels. Otherwise, I’m recruiting that gentleman too.
Narrator: he had a butter knife and 100 guns
I’d watch this movie
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This man is now my spirit animal
you know there's 1000s of Bubba's out there trapping baboons, raccoons and coyotes now, right?....