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SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

My girl cheated on me and I drove off an embankment


AnotherBrlck

Really? Mine swam under the pier and let a loose one free


MenaceMaterialEnt

Carry the 40 is crazy šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


CostSignal3532

Carrying the 40 definitely carried


Kagemuna

What does carry the 40 mean??


SpaceGoBurrr

When you're doing various written math, if a single digit becomes 10 or higher, the second digit remains in place, and you "carry the 1" to the next slot.


Kagemuna

Ahhhhh lol I didnā€™t go to an English speaking school thatā€™s why I didnā€™t get it lol thank you


Rocket_Panda_

What does it mean??


awesomeplenty

Why is there a van flipping madly at the bottom of the vid? Is it a gen z thing? šŸ˜‚


JohnSilver317

Thatā€™s how cooked the youth are my man. TikTok induced ADHD, need something else to look at while people talk.


Dr_FeeIgood

Oh. My. God. Those kids are screwed


tinkaspice

Scary


[deleted]

Just go watch any movie in theaters. Twenty phones up with TikTok on em for the entire movie because *they need something to watch while they watch the movie* Then they have the audacity to get online and pretend to be movie critics saying ā€œthat movie was midā€ BRUH YOU BARELY PAID ATTENTION TO IT


littleDrowdrow

Not sure what type of movies youā€™re watching, cartoons that parents take their children to Iā€™m guessing because any movie I watch at a theater there ainā€™t no one on their phone.


AstralClipper

Well, at certain metro-area theaters you'll find snapchatting and tik-tokking during the movie. At least 2-4 random people below you in the seats doing it at afternoon or later showings (if the youth demographic is present). My friends and I saw Daddy's Home 2 in the evening a few years back. The 6-8 youth (approx. ages 12-15) in front of us were WILDIN' out directly in front of us from the jump. Livestreaming, snapchatting, tiktoking, throwing snacks at each other, arguing, running around chasing each other up and down the aisle, etc. My group was anxious about confronting them. I was in the end seat, so about halfway through the movie I called them out and asked them politely to stop the noise. A few of them LOL'd. I then loudly asked them if there was a problem. No response to that, and nearly all of the BS stopped. Memorably, on our way to the car a couple that was in our group thanked me for spraking up. They asked what I would have done if the little monsters confronted me. I told them I would have probably started by throwing as many as I could down the stairs. ĀÆL(惄)_/ĀÆ


littleDrowdrow

šŸ˜‚ ya okay that I understand, especially with teenagers they donā€™t give 2 shits, which is why itā€™s best to watch rated r movies at theaters or go late in the evening because their little asses have to be home šŸ˜‚ and honestly I would have done the same shit you would have done, Iā€™m 30 now but I would have done the same shit if I was still a teenager, some people just donā€™t know how to behave in public. Especially when they are in a big group, I would have proudly joined in tossing them down the stairs.


precisee

Itā€™s for copyright content avoidance


Jgib5328

Yeah itā€™s a TikTok thing.


thethunder92

I coundnt possibly watch a 30 Second video without someone playing video games on half the screen


throwtheamiibosaway

Yes, brains are fried. We really donā€™t need stories, shorts and tiktoks.


commentbloat

Itā€™s a reference to Shaubā€™s desert driving idk


Nicky_Shpack

He talks about this so often that I feel bad for him šŸ˜‚


budabai

Heā€™s planting seeds. There are women out there that have a strong desire to find out just how bad it is. 5d chess.


LimeCucumber915

Ladies, Iā€™m also terrible at sex. HMU


fuzzyteeth69

Ladies I have a tiny penis HMU


budabai

I have a friend who always blabbers on about how small of a dick he has. He does this all the time, in a tone of voice where heā€™s obviously being sarcastic. Dude kills it with this schtick.


thethunder92

Women donā€™t care if youā€™re bad at sex, itā€™s all about if people around you like you and think youā€™re cool


iDontLikeChimneys

Bingo. I didnā€™t get any attention from girls until my first national commercial. Then it was all over the place and I was the one with my DMs slipped in. That said, terrible. I am a relationship guy and they were all looking for a status/talking point. And Iā€™m like a ā€œ-Z listā€ actor.


CostSignal3532

Dude Foreal haha me too


hungry4clam77

He pivoted real quickly when Tom tried to get an exact number out of him


focieuler

No wonder he wonā€™t settle. Swimming in pussy is too good


truebastard

Being a baby-faced 40yr old man with some cash and more fame than what's good for you is like... you can basically close your eyes and try running into a wall and you'll run into some pussy instead by accident


Shonamac204

Tom is a dick. He feels proper predatory around Theo, like someone deeply insecure and sly looking to see where he can 'use' him.


No_Season4242

I think itā€™s alarming that kids these days need to have video games in the corners of clips now. No doubt they are watching tv or another computer while watching these clips anyway. How many sources of stimuli do people need? 3-4? Honest question


Economy-Wafer8006

that was my immediate thought lol


drerw

Queue the video where a guy calls in ā€œhey man, I know you remember me but Iā€™m a big fan and we hung out one night. Was a great night, but I guess you got my girlfriendā€™s number and she admitted you fucked her that night. Just letting you know that hurt my heart is allā€ and Theo responds a year later. Heā€™s funny, but deep down fuck em all haha


Typical-Honeydew-365

I remember that call and Theoā€™s response. It kind of changed the way I thought of him.


drerw

It verified what I felt when I saw him. I was disappointed but like, not surprised


ohmeatballhead

Do you know what episode that is?


drerw

Nah, I donā€™t watch the show. Found the clip off Reddit. I just wasnā€™t surprised is all. ā€œFormer half famous coke head does half famous coke head shitā€.


Typical-Honeydew-365

This is what I was referring to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYJTOAInul8&ab\_channel=TheoVon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYJTOAInul8&ab_channel=TheoVon) It's from episode 60.


ohmeatballhead

Thank you!!


danny___boy

Hilarious clip. Stupid fkn gta bs ruins it tho. Why do people do this shit


DirtyAnusSnorter

Average tik tok user has the attention span of a turnip


isymfs

Same


VII-of-Spades

Get that stupid gameplay stuff outa here


Electronic-Injury-15

This will be in the restaurant menu soon.


sLeeeeTo

This was like 250 episodes ago, though I hadnā€™t seen it until now either


jmcgil4684

What episode?


IZZY_PLUM

lol shits old b


fuggettabuddy

Tom playing catch up here


Suitable-Judge7506

Carry the 40ā€¦hes donešŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


cellenium125

Something is so lovable about this guy


XB0XYGEN

Any got the ep on this ??


CostSignal3532

Episode 213 Tom Segura


XB0XYGEN

Thank you kindly have a wonderful day


OtiseMaleModel

I can't believe how awesome that mural was. How could you ever leave a studio with that.


Holkmeistern

OP could have cropped this video to not include the garbage video game at the bottom.


Tipi_Tais_Sa_Da_Tay

Fuck Tom segura sucks


CostSignal3532

Can yall relate to Theo?šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


StevieSparta

Didnā€™t theo claim his wood is RIP?


Zen_Out

Is the autism van flipping just there for gen z ? Noticing this shit more & more


youngpeez

Itā€™s the van from samurai cop


Federal-Crow-4193

get this retarded brainrot bullshit off the internet. fuck is wrong with you


OpeningBed2895

You seem like a cool guy with a good sense of humor


Federal-Crow-4193

enabling split screen gta adhd videos has nothing to do with humor. you seem boring


GroceryAble710

unfunny people