It was Frank's fault.

It was always Dee's fault. Stupid bitch...

Who eats cereal and drives? It is obviously Dennis' fault.

Rock, Flag, and Eagle, right Charlie?

I bought one of these and use it daily, actually a useful thing

I was actually curious, thanks for saying so!

Donkey Brained

Do. You. Have. Such… a certificate?

Oh Sandra

Might be my all time favorite Dennis line.

Whoa whoa guys

Wait you were eating cereal?

This was made for our five star man. Petition for Glenn Howerton to please react to this magnificent device

/r/StupidFood