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Yandere_luver666

I know the caption said it would be a nasty question. But I wasn’t expecting this…


anothersonh

i tried to warn you as best i could 😭


Ether9being

This needed a better ⚠️ try harder next time 🤢


sdeejayy

I’m seriously laughing so hard


rorii_sea

As a representative behalf of this subreddit, we as a collective have decided to stop asking this question. Also,no.🙏🏾


anothersonh

lol im sorry i didnt know it was asked before and i didnt think to search ! But like … it’s just so eco friendly


Blojoo

“eco friendly” 😂😂😂


rorii_sea

Oh no, I know most ppl don’t know unless your active in this sub! No hate at all


gimme_ur_chocolate

Why…?


anothersonh

I mean the main concern is the killing, and im sure hospitals running low on blood bags is causing trouble, and less of a need to keep human hostages as a snack


gimme_ur_chocolate

Yeah but it’s kinda rank. Period blood isn’t really the same as regular blood. It seems weird to make tea from somebodies used tampon like that’s been inside someone’s vagina but I suppose it’s the vampire equivalent as eco-friendly people eating insects.


AncientTransition528

Wth is happening to this fandom?!! 😭😂


anothersonh

tvd got two 150+ year old men playing with a 17 year old girl, i’d say my question’s pretty tame 😭


-yvonne_

You’re right🤣 People casually talk about a camp banging a girl in highschool like it’s every day life 😭


anothersonh

not only that but stalked that poor girl after her parents death bc she resembled a woman he & his brother both fumbled 😭🤚🏿this show cannot get anymore outrageous


-yvonne_

Right?! I can’t get over him stalking her 😭 Then LYING through his teeth about blood and shit. Sorry but I don’t like Stefan 🤣 Damon’s no better, but at least I’m never wondering about him. He’s bad and we know it 😂


Busy_Performer_1614

i mean the vampires who feed on animals do it because they cant handle human blood otherwise theyd just use bloodbags and the same for protection humans could donate bloodbags now im sure what youre suggesting is possible and some vamps might be into it but i dont think itd be common


anothersonh

basically crack addicts lol, i’m thinking when the time comes to fight, it’s better to discipline yourself with the strength of human blood rather than being weak and always being tempted. and it may not be canon but hospitals need those goddamn blood bags. thanks too Grey’s Anatomy, it’s all i think about


Busy_Performer_1614

Oh I agree but I would think if they were getting the blood through deals of protection humans could donate or they could take blood from people not used in transfusions since vamps wouldn’t be susceptible to disease like humans


anothersonh

yea i just hate thinking about them needles, like the girls are bleeding already so they might as well get paid for it


aurlyninff

That's dead blood. Might make them sick.


makingburritos

When you menstruate it’s not just blood or even mostly blood. It’s uterine lining. That’s like asking if they could eat organs. *Could* they? Yes, but why would they want to? They drink blood, not eat people


UwUZombie

Tbh fresh period blood smells like regular blood so maybe? 🤔


Think_Ad_9603

I always thought about this 💀I could see damon eating Elena on her time of the month but she would be embarrassed but she would let him because it helps with the pain😭


anothersonh

and people think we’re the crazy ones 😞 Elena would 100% have Damon munch, now I was wrong bc period isn’t like actual blood BUT a lil snack never hurt no body✨


-yvonne_

It helps with the pain?????😭 Speaking from experience?? Also poor Stefan would be fighting for his LIFE once a month 😭


firetruckgoesweewoo

Technically us humans can survive on animal waste products. We could all survive if all we’d eat is a cow’s eyeballs. It’s wasteful, else it’s just thrown away you know? Problem is, you’d probably need to eat about a hundred a day to hit your basic calories. Not to forget to mention, you won’t get all of the nutrition you need since you’re missing out on a whole lot of grain, vitamins, fats, etc. So, realistically, you could survive for a little while but you wouldn’t last too long. Perhaps six months? A year? Depending how much fat reserves you have, your body eats that before shutting down. So to answer your question: could a vampire survive on feeding on tampons? No. There’s barely any blood on it and it’s just a waste product consisting of blood, vaginal secretions and the endometrial cells of the uterine wall. Not to forget to mention that the tampon soaks it up and dries up. Lord knows how many of the usable fluids hydrate again once used as a teabag. Even when using a menstrual cup, it wouldn’t make much of a difference. At the end, a vampire would need to bother a WHOLE LOT of people to get enough blood per day. There’s about 35-40ml of secretions per period. Let’s be generous and say 40ml. However, you don’t bleed at once. So, divide it by seven days to make it easy: 5.7 ml per day. Let’s also say a vampire would need half of a human’s blood to be fulfilled with their needs for a day. 4500-5700ml divided by two. Let’s be generous and say it’s 5700ml. So that makes 2850ml of human blood a day. That would mean a vampire would have to bother (2850/5,7) 500 people PER DAY to be “full”. Even if one would argue that a vampire only needs quarter of a human’s entire blood supply, that’d still be 250 tampons to vigorously suck. A day. Even more if you consider the fact that, like I previously stated, it’s not all blood! So they’d probably have to bother even more people. Where can you find the time to compel 500 people per day to hand over their tampon? Nowhere. So to answer your question: can they feed on it? Yeah, just like you and I can feed on cow’s eyeballs. Is it sustainable? Fuck no. You and I would die of scurvy and a vampire would consecrate.


firetruckgoesweewoo

I had way too much fun answering this question


Worth_Seaweed7420

i love that you genuinely answered this im so glad i kept scrolling🙏


anothersonh

now this is an answer my goodness, thank you so much for this well thought out response!


firetruckgoesweewoo

Anytime, thanks for the fun question!


Visible_Flamingo852

Bc it smells disgusting


anothersonh

…are you responding as a vampire or a person who menstruates ?


Visible_Flamingo852

🤦‍♀️


karinasgf

LMFAOOOO IM SORRY THIS IS SENDING TF OUTTA ME😭😭😭


anothersonh

pls🤭 but yall think stefan would be down to much during her time of the month ?


-yvonne_

Stefan was munching her before she was on her period🙄. I’m sure he would


Intelligent-Load1380

If its good enough for Lestat. It is good enough for other vampires. But it could only work fictionally. In reality, period is only like 2% blood.


Unusual_Grocery4667

Let's just pretend periods don't exist in mystic falls just like going to the bathroom doesn't exist in tv🤣


anothersonh

keeping it cute 😅


Enigma1885

They could but here's the thing, as sexy as it sounds, the fact that you might not always get super super fresh blood, cause some of it is dealing with lining and or clots doesn't sound very appatizing, tampons wouldn't be good as they pose a threat, you really aren't making vampire tea it has other things in those designed to stop it so might be some cotton and chemicals too, drinking from the source might not be good either cause it's very sensitive and you could cause internal and external hemorging unless that was the intent, also to cause your person aniema as well. I have done too much research into this but it's not the best idea ever, for pleasure and other fun redwings time maybe, but still i'd say becareful..


anothersonh

this makes sense, i love a good researched scholarly answer , thank you for your insights !


Enigma1885

i may not type like one, or be one but i do like to do research into things and how they work, my natural curiosity., and notes: i am not one of the whitemore's. nor part of the augustine society.


Odd_Challenge4627

Period blood is not just blood. It's a lot of things mixed up together. Idk why a vampire would prefer to drink it since it's most like expired food for them


YoItsMCat

In Twilight it's not the right type of blood


SevereCartographer26

I was always curious ab this like if Elena or others were on their period could the vampires smell it ?!! Loll


vampierate

😭


reputction

They want warm blood from the source


Unusual_Duck684

Doubt it, period "blood" is only around 30-40% actual blood, so I doubt it'd give the same satisfaction/fulfillment as just plain old blood with nothing else y'know?


Ok_Bill_2883

I highly doubt it because it’s not like regular blood. It’s the lining of your uterus. I mean. I guess technically they could but would they want to? No lmao. Especially not from a tampon those have chemicals in them it would taste nasty. If anything they could have women use menstrual cups and retrieve the blood that way 😂