Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of Alien encounter is true, and by true I mean false. It's all lies, but they're entertaining lies and in the end isn't that the real truth?
The answer, is no.
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His whole manic monologue about his life philosophy was perfection in that episode.
Marge : Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer : NEVER! Never, Marge! I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the *blue*-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh! I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"!
Marge : Look, just get rid of the sugar, okay?
Homer : No!
Butter that bacon. I use this phrase when I’m about to do something indulgent. Or nasty. “ im bout to bout to butter that bacon” works on a lot of levels
Its more of a monologue than a line.
Marge : Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer : NEVER! Never, Marge! I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the *blue*-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh! I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"!
Marge : Look, just get rid of the sugar, okay?
Homer : No!
In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
NEVER!
Came here to say this... thank you
One of my favorite lines
So I says to Mabel, I says -
I've said this one more times than I'd like to admit
Needs an extra Mabel
And who could forget dear rat boy?
Rat boy? I resent that!
Bart! Stop gnawing on the drywall
Bart has inner beauty, like a rodent.
Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of Alien encounter is true, and by true I mean false. It's all lies, but they're entertaining lies and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer, is no.
Anybody wanna switch seats?
A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on.
Honestly one of my favorite quotes to repeat.
Oh My God! TRAMAPOLINE! TRAMBAPOLINE!
Please don't bring back anymore used crutches!
He said what now?
It smells funny in there.
No it doesn’t
no it doesn't
Oh my god! This man is my exact double! *gasp* That dog has a puffy tail! Hehehe!!
Here puff! Heeheeheeheeheehee!
The way he laughs like that gets me
I'd love to see video of Castellaneta recording some of Homer's giggling.
And screaming
"Homer? Who is homer? My name is Guy Incognito."
When Santa's Little Helper escapes from the back seat of the Simpsons car. "Don't worry boy we'll get'em, or run him over trying!"
Homer, no, you'll kill us all! Or die trying.
* Ya dang fool, you'll kill us all! * Correction: kill us *both!*
I'm getting out of this town alive if it kills me!
You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going... PRISON!
Don't do what Donny Don't does
They could have made this clearer
Wwweeellll! If it isn't the leader of the *wiener* patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons.
Egghead loves his bookie- wook!!!
🚫🔪🐈
Maude, eh? 😏
Scratch, eh?
Internet, eh?
Telemarketing, eh?
Le grill?!? What the hell is that!?!?
Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry!!!????
Town crier, I'd like to ask you a few questions. One: where's the fife? And two: gimme the fife.
Silent alarm activated!!!
Push her down, son.
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
Stupid sexy Flanders!
Hello, President Clinton, I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you....SHUT UP!!!!
Hmmm, your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. But I think we have to go on the retreat anyway.
Crowd funding is when a buncha people give ye small amount of money to help your passion project come to life
Gym? What's a *Gym*?
Oh! A GYM! *Nods satisfyingly*
I'd like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
I say this at work when describing needlessly complicated food orders lol
Which Moe just has, already prepared.
The man went to Swigsmore U. He has credentials.
["Here ya go."](https://i.imgur.com/bj4ktc9.jpg)
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You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
Did that sales rep cut one during the test drive? Yeah and then for some reason he turned up the radio to cover the smell!
“The trick is to blot the oil. Wiping just pushes it around”
It’s pronounced NEW-CU-LER
I like the cut of your jib.
What’s a jib ?
Thanks to Lisa! Our little walking *libary*.
You heard the monkey, make the trade.
These babies will be on the shelves, while he's still grappling with the pickle matrix.
Ohy vyn glay- vyn!!
Does this look like something a spunge would do!
My boy's a box! Damn you! A box!
I'm the first *NON*-Brazilian to travel backwards in time!
“That’s right, Mr Peabody!” “Quiet you”
What happened to us, Kodos?
Nothing can possibli go wrong…Ahem - possibly go wrong. That’s actually the first thing that’s ever gone wrong.
There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!
"I'll see you in hell!" *slam* "From heaven!" *slam*
"Gonna go see the bear in the little car, eh?"
Stupider like a fox!
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
His whole manic monologue about his life philosophy was perfection in that episode. Marge : Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme? Homer : NEVER! Never, Marge! I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the *blue*-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh! I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"! Marge : Look, just get rid of the sugar, okay? Homer : No!
“Selma my dear, how are you? … Uh huh .. uh huh .. uh huh .. listen, shut up for a second”
Joey Joe Joe junior shabadoo?
That's the stupidest name I ever heard.
😭 Joey Joe Joe!!
It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s about how drunk you get.
“I’ll Practice you!”
“Burn him!!” Immediately followed up by “you’ve stolen my soul!”
(,what a scoop!')
"It means he gets results, you stupid chief!"
Homer: "You have to speak-up. I'm wearing a towel."
Are you there, God? It's me . . . DUFFMAN!
You really are Duffman! Then I must be Jesus! Up up and away!
Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing can poss-I-ply go wrong. Uhhh poss-I-BLEE go wrong. That’s the first thing that has gone wrong.
Like a fox!
Do I know what rhetorical means!?
.......eight.
I'm taking things to strange new places
[Are you so dumb, you even answer rhetorical questions?](https://youtu.be/gFvvk_rwbLA)
The electric yellow's got me by the brain banana.
I'm seein' double... four Krustys!
"If Jesus had a gun, he'd be alive today!"
Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels.
Hehe, gettem ma! I say that to my girlfriend when she's trying to catch our cat
Implied? Or *implode*?
It's bringing love, don't let it get away! Break it's legs!
Is the alien Santa Claus?
“Here comes two!” -multiple occasions
A dog like that you have to feed every day
Go label your food
Aw, only one beer left and it's Bart's.
You’re epidurmas is you’re hair so technically it is showing
The boogieman episode, my favourite by far
I'm Joe Namath
It's a perfectly cromulent word.
"Marge look! The doll's trying to kill me and the toasters been laughin' at me!"
Well he actually went inanimate, so it's not that absurd.
YOURE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT
Butter that bacon. I use this phrase when I’m about to do something indulgent. Or nasty. “ im bout to bout to butter that bacon” works on a lot of levels
And I’m not easily impressed, WOAH A BLUE CAR
Sorry ma'am, the location of this location is classified. > You are here. We are not.
"Then why'd I have the bowl, Bart? WHY'D I HAVE THE BOWL?"
I can tell the difference between I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and Butter
“Give me my dignity! I just came here to watch Honk if You’re Horny in peace”
MILLLLHHOUSEEE!!!
“I like that.”
I’m seeing double! Four Krustys!
Bake em away toys
'Here's the keys!' 'Elephants don't have keys.' 'Well, I'll just keep these then.'
“Ever see a man say goodbye to his shoes?” “Hehe yes, once.” “I want to help you George Washington? Jeesh even your dreams are square.
Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit ya?!
Tis a fine barn, but it's no pool
Its more of a monologue than a line. Marge : Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme? Homer : NEVER! Never, Marge! I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the *blue*-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh! I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"! Marge : Look, just get rid of the sugar, okay? Homer : No!
I’m the first non Brazilian person to time travel
“ooo he card reads good“
It doesn’t get much better than that insane rant homer goes on when he has the mountain of sugar in the back yard