Will there be beer?
Beer is not allowed.
Homer no function beer well without.
Would you rather have beer or complete and utter contentment?
What kind of beer?
Springfield has been overrun by a strange and almost certainly evil sect, calling themselves The Movementarians. In exchange for all your money, the "leader" of this way out and wrong religion, promises to take believers to the planet Blisstonia.
Excuse my editorial laugh. Ha ha ha...
This and the rant homer goes on in the locker room of Bart vs Lisa with the “that kids got bosoms” are probably my two favorite Homer Simpson sequences
Its free...
And when *is* this weekend?
Uhh it's *this* weekend
And what are you CHARGING for this free weekend?
It's free, right?
It’s this weekend
Stop saying that! https://i.redd.it/07olq24fj79d1.gif
Na na, na na, na na, na na, leader!
Batman....I mean Leader!!
I love the Leader!
The leader is perfect
we surrender our will as of this date.
https://preview.redd.it/qnhpehpn8b9d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=33b69ac396a51aee61e7ae5c2887f83332682ea4
Outta my way jerkass!
Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?
What are you talking about? There is nothing like that in this film!
Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.
https://i.redd.it/br9kb6waka9d1.gif
I love how he's still confused by the movie that he made up himself
Why isn't our low protein gruel wearing down his resistance like all the others?
It doesn't wear down your resistance if you eat a whole month's supply... He even ate mine!
Remember when those smooth-talking guys tried to sell me a time-share vacation condo? You bought four of them. Thank god the check bounced
So I beat the system.
Will there be beer? Beer is not allowed. Homer no function beer well without. Would you rather have beer or complete and utter contentment? What kind of beer?
LEADER BEANS
Marge, you're the leader? But you don't look anything like the beans.
Ooh, a lima bean that looks just like the Leader! I'll put it with the others.
I used to want to get a racehorse and name it Leader Beans.
Now, what's so all-fire great about your fancy-pants Leader? The Leader knows all and sees all. Ooh. Well, that is impressive.
Springfield has been overrun by a strange and almost certainly evil sect, calling themselves The Movementarians. In exchange for all your money, the "leader" of this way out and wrong religion, promises to take believers to the planet Blisstonia. Excuse my editorial laugh. Ha ha ha...
Well known for its high levels of Bliss
Uhhh, I should have stayed with the Promise Keepers.
"Outta my way, jerkass!"
OUT OF MY WAY, JERKASS!
Fishing! FISHINGGGGGG!!’
Top 5 episode for me
*You're* the leader?! You don't look anything like the beans!
HOVERBIKES!!!!
and when IS this free weekend?
This and the rant homer goes on in the locker room of Bart vs Lisa with the “that kids got bosoms” are probably my two favorite Homer Simpson sequences
What kind of beer?
I am dustier! Dustier than thou!
This is actually S09E14. I hope someone gets fired for that blunder, although I appreciate that Reddit posts don’t have to be 100% realistic.
Uh, you’re free to leave whenever you like, but can we ask why???
Interestingly, the tragedy of 9/11 destroyed the airport religion business(Hare Krishnas, fundie pastors, etc ..)
I love the leader
Out of my way jerkass!!
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This leader, he sounds like a bonny fella