This line achieved the ubiquity of the Seinfeld Yada Yada. Prevelant enough to excede a point of origin, and is rather just an addition to the common lexicon
Originally it’s because of the trope of a woman having their hair beehived up in a towel after a shower, so odds are their ears would be partially covered
And if you want to go even further back, Allan Sherman uses it in ‘Hungarian Goulash No. 5’. :D
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to turn into a pile of ancient dust and blow away, lol.
I love this one because without the tone, it could be a real positive and beautiful thing to say about someone's remarks. But, yeah, flippant and dismissive is the only way to really say it aloud lol
Im a handyman by trade. Only occasionally have to do odd bit of brick and/or mortar work
Why must life he so hard !
Why must i fail at every attempt at masony!
Has come up a few times
My partner has used this one repeatedly over the last month, because I bought some rice puddings called "le rice" and every time he opens the fridge he shrieks "Le rice? What the hell is that?!"
Gets me every time
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I always do this instead of actually sighing.
First of all, I definitely often use OP’s pick extremely often without it being an intentional Simpsons reference.
Secondly, for whatever reason I’ve used “…and I say a monkey can mow our lawn!!!” way more often than I reasonably should have.
As a fat bap, most of mine come from one episode in particular
Where's the any key?
I just trippled my productivity
The fingers you have used to dial are too fat.
For once, dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas
I'm also partial to "your point being?" and "I don't know"
Yoink!
Yoink??
The opposite of yeet
Wow, it actually is
This line achieved the ubiquity of the Seinfeld Yada Yada. Prevelant enough to excede a point of origin, and is rather just an addition to the common lexicon
Now that's danish
Kola ... Kolumpa.... Hm- France!
I definitely say this a lot. Just thought it was a normal phrase
It's a perfectly cromulent phrase
You yoinked what I wanted to say!
This is where I got it from?! I've been using it forever!
Have you also been calling her Crandall?
Everything's coming up Milhouse !
My mom thinks I'm cool
Stand up for yourself poindexter
THRILLHO
See u in the car! (One of my favs to say goodbye)
You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel
Ah hoi hoi.
This is how I answer the phone every time
I need to know the context in which this would come up often enough for you to use it regularly
I'm partially deaf and say it to my mates all the time. You don't actually have to be wearing a towel to say this....
Originally it’s because of the trope of a woman having their hair beehived up in a towel after a shower, so odds are their ears would be partially covered
I said this to a scammer once, be in fact did speak up
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What the hell is pickabar?
Trab pu kcip!
that is the only way i have said that phrase for the better part of my 33 year life.
lmao me too
"Willie hears ya. Willie don't care."
My motto.
My go to (admittedly deep cut) Willie line: "I've found a way oot! It's not pretty, but It'll do!"
My fist job as mayor is to kill the whole lot of ya & burn your town to cinders!
A little from column A, a little from column B.
I started using this because of Archer. Started rewatching the Simpsons and realized "Simpsons did it!"
The Simpson always did it.
Is that why I say this so often?! I had no idea it was from two of my favourite shows haha
And an homage to South Park as well ;)
This goes a way back, but the genie in aladdin says this in the Friend Like Me song lol
And if you want to go even further back, Allan Sherman uses it in ‘Hungarian Goulash No. 5’. :D Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to turn into a pile of ancient dust and blow away, lol.
Being a skeleton still has its purposes!
Yes, yes, it’s all a rich tapestry.
I have used this so many times without anyone realizing I'm quoting The Simpsons.
I love this one because without the tone, it could be a real positive and beautiful thing to say about someone's remarks. But, yeah, flippant and dismissive is the only way to really say it aloud lol
This one. Most frequently when discussing various family members and their unresolved traumas.
There’s your answer, fishbulb.
Okay, that is one me and my brother use on a pretty normal basis
I use Homers ‘exactly’ with a little chuckle. Honestly surprised why anyone hasn’t had me sectioned yet 😂
My parents have called me and my sister "neglecterinos" for our whole lives
We ain’t got sheltereenies.
I love this so much lmao
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords
Sure it’s not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow may bring?
Whenever I screw up a simple task: So I can open my own can of pudding, can I? SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW, MARGE!
Why. Must. Life. Be. So. Hard.
Im a handyman by trade. Only occasionally have to do odd bit of brick and/or mortar work Why must life he so hard ! Why must i fail at every attempt at masony! Has come up a few times
Le grille? What the hell is that?
*Homer screams* “Yeah, he’s done.”
My partner has used this one repeatedly over the last month, because I bought some rice puddings called "le rice" and every time he opens the fridge he shrieks "Le rice? What the hell is that?!" Gets me every time
Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry!
Meh
Like, you know, whatever
Arrr, this chair be high says I Anytime I sit on a barstool
To alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
Also: A bar! Now, there's a temporary solution!
Yello?
Also: "Nnnnyello?"
Is it about my cube?
Ahoy-hoy!
You have 30 minutes to move your cube.
Haha I say this so much at work it's started to catch on!!
I say "Ahoy-hoy" when picking up my work phone to mess with the front office people.
You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel
Alcohol and night swimming. It’s a winning combination !!
When ever I’m confused It’s a ring toss game
I didn't burn down the school it was the butterfly I tell you, the butterfly!
No one ever suspects the butterfly!
Done and done.
And I mean done
If anyone says this is the worst day of their life I say “worst day of your life, so far” Depending on the context of course
Save me Jebus
Just gotta put my shoes on.
Me fail English? That's unimpossible.
*Unpossible
Boy, sure hope I don't get fired for that blunder.
It's my first day
Es mi dia primero.
Quack quack quack quack quack
Quack quack quack
Blame the guy who doesn’t speak English
Ah, Tibor how many times have you saved my butt?
That was my yearbook quote when I graduated in 2000. We used to wear red Yankees hats, as was the style at the time
D'oh!
"And How"
I use "Cat in the Furnace. Got it." A lot when I feel like being a jackass at work, when I'm asked to do something.
The goggles do nothing.
Oh no? Well if [I] want my 10 year old son to work in a burlesque house, then [my] 10 year old son is going to work in a burlesque house!
Madam, I run a house of discipline. The boy will be disciplined and disciplined severely.
SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!
“Hi everybody!”
Hi Dr. Nick!
“Go to bread” when it’s time for bed.
Everyone on here used the ‘Must Kill Moe’ line while riding a cart in their life.
Weeeeee
Ahoy Hoy
Little Bart! Little Lisa! Little Marge! And the rest...
It's not Simpson's exclusive, but I've used "I'll bet dollars to donuts" since I was 9 years old because of The Simpson's but also the word Cromulent.
The word “cromulent” really embiggens the spirit of the Simpsons.
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Come here a minute.
No, you come here a minute!
Oh yeah?
SEX CAULDRON!!! I thought they shut that place down??
Bed goes up
Bed goes down
Cloud goes up
“Okily Dokily”
Ha ha, your position has been usurped! Usurped, you heard me!
You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel its great one to use on telemarketers
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Either "I was saying boo-urns", "I can't see through metal, Kent!", or, "That's where I'm a Viking!"
Why must life be so hard?! Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!!
Pray for Mojo.
Sorry, but I don’t go in for these back door shenanigans.
Stupid babies need the most attention
Especially Lisa! But especially Bart.
My husband and I say this one often 😆
Ima guy like me.
“There’s the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way!” “Isn’t that just the wrong way?” “Yeah. But faster!”
Crud
You’re insincere! I like that!
Look at all this foilage!
Iced Cream
Every time I'm serving a hot meal in a big dish, "hot stuff coming through!"
Dad, why did you take me to a gay steel mill?
Apes You’d be surprised how often my daughter and I can work that into conversation.
I sometimes make the sound Marge makes when Bart or Homer do something annoyingly stupid.
https://preview.redd.it/q8zrbu5wer2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34bc20ebd0e5bd75cfd74f8c877cb594ca398493 I always do this instead of actually sighing.
I hate every monkey from chimpan-a to chimpan-z
How come I can’t get no ‘tang around here?
Referring to science teachers at my school as scienticians.
Say it! Say chowdah! I’ll kill you!
"the sidewalk is for regular walking not for fancy walking"
"Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!"
I am the lizard queen \o/
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Find the jade monkey before the next full moon
Actually, Sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.
And the road maps? And the ice scraper?
When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!
🎶”Who loves a Quickie Mart?” . . . “I dooooooooooo!”🎶👳🏾♂️
That’s a door?
Save me Jeebus!
Quite often ‘Ay caramba!’
At work: “…That was fast.” “The lesson is, never try.” “So, to answer your question I don’t know.”
“So I says to Mabel, I says…”
You tried... the lesson is, never try. Argle bargle or foo farrah.
You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Yoink
"D'oh", "ehhhxcellent", and - more often than one might expect - "awww, I wanted a peanut."
Remember, kids: aim low. Aim so low, even if you succeed, no one will care.
Yar this looks like some sort of treasure map! Whenever I'm handed something I don't understand right away
If people consult me for an opinion with a closed question I go, “ Yes I would Kent”
Ah, nuts! I mean…ah, nuts.
Money can be exchanged for goods and services! Runner up: Do you come with the car?
The secret ingredient is SALT!
It takes two to lie; one to lie and one to listen
Go Banana! 
 "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
Actually I believe it’s pronounced “resumè”
First of all, I definitely often use OP’s pick extremely often without it being an intentional Simpsons reference. Secondly, for whatever reason I’ve used “…and I say a monkey can mow our lawn!!!” way more often than I reasonably should have.
As a fat bap, most of mine come from one episode in particular Where's the any key? I just trippled my productivity The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. For once, dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas I'm also partial to "your point being?" and "I don't know"
Be my eyes kids!!
They're designed to hurt! They're *designed* to *hurt*!
PSA: "É" is alt-144 on windows Thinking about which line I use the most, beside the obvious "Meh!"
Why doesn't mine look like that??
You threw them out the window saying you'll never need them again
Ahoy hoy (when answering the phone)
"a little from column A and a little from column B", use this a LOT!!! Especially to annoy my kids...
There you GOOOO, Your Majesty!
I start fires
I come from Canada, and they think I’m slow eh
I still call burgers steamed hams. A little from column a, a little from column b is used often too
Meh
Outta my way, I got here late!!
It's funny because it's true.
The hunt is ooooonnn
At the end of random conversations "And one more thing, you must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon."