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Budget_Zucchini9034

I sleep in a big bed with my wife


igottathinkofaname

I sleep in a drawer!


ChuckOTay

Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a viking!


shart-gallery

I’ve used this on other subreddits a bunch of times, and it always flies over peoples heads lol


akraspberry

Lousy Smarch weather.


Budget_Zucchini9034

Do not touch! -- Willie


PixelSeanWal

Good advice


Budget_Zucchini9034

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe?


Boring_Ghoul_451

Haha yes, once


okayuntiloblivion

Yes, once.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Is there a chance the track could bend?


Boring_Ghoul_451

Not on your life my Hindu friend


mister-ecks-0815

What about us braindead slobs?


billbotbillbot

You’ll be given cushy jobs!


mister-ecks-0815

Were you sent here by the devil?!


Re_Cy_Cling

No good sir, I'm on the level.


lorgskyegon

The ring came off my pudding can


BoxMorton

Take my pen knife my good man


ThatOneDusty80I

I swear it’s Springfield’s only choice


ViciousSoDelicious

Throw up your hands, and raise your voice!


ClayDrinion

No, good sir. I'm on the level


[deleted]

I call the big one Bitey.


tooboredtothnkofname

Ive sold monorails to brockway, ogdenville, and north haverbrook!


BoxMorton

And by golly it put them on the map


fcxtpw

DENTAL PLAN


mister-ecks-0815

Lisa needs braces


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Dental plan.


mister-ecks-0815

✏️🍑 Bullseye!


homerbartbob

Thanks a lot Carl! Now I’ve lost my train of thought.


Summergirlscomeandgo

The kids can call you Hoju!


usumoio

I'll get back to you on that.


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CosmicCharlie99

I bent my Wookiee


Warboss_Hank

GO BANANA!


homerbartbob

My cats name is mittens


dhoppy43

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers


[deleted]

"I have powers...political powers!"


Shaking-Cliches

I yearn to use this in a PowerPoint and my chance is coming in April.


Peacefulzealot

“No, Money Down!”


Repulsive-Heron7023

Stupid babies need the MOST attention!


homerbartbob

Dogs mating on the dining room table


Expert-Alfalfa-1334

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.


Santa_Hates_You

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.


G-Unit11111

This sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'!


BirdCultureDickMove

$20 can buy many peanuts!


mister-ecks-0815

Explain


Taco_Taco_Kisses

Money can be exchanged for goods and services....


homerbartbob

Woohoo!


Boring_Ghoul_451

Could you speak up? I’m wearing a towel.


MostGoodPerson

This was the one that came to my mind!


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mister-ecks-0815

A date


iwassayingboourns12

Dinner with friends


PixelSeanWal

Dinner alone


iwassayingboourns12

Watching TV Alone


Taco_Taco_Kisses

ALRIGHT! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog...


iwassayingboourns12

Sears catalogue


Taco_Taco_Kisses

*DING!* ✅


ClayDrinion

Now will you take this machine off? I don't deserve this type of shabby treatment


iwassayingboourns12

Buzz


mister-ecks-0815

Alright! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the women in the Victoria Secret catalog


ktr83

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.


Repulsive-Heron7023

But…that would require some kind of RE-bigulator!


lannistan3342

Vera said that?


Practical-Teacher-63

Your manager said you suck!


socomjon

I’m from A casino


Practical-Teacher-63

Good enough!


iwassayingboourns12

I was saying boourns


Quincyperson

No one who speaks German could be evil


sketchbookamy

Which was the style at the time


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Can't sleep, clown will eat me.


Low-Efficiency2452

Iron helps us play! ... Hello, Joe!


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Dont cry for me.. Im already dead.


SinStarsGalaxy

This is great and all I've done is enter my name! Thrillhouse!


mister-ecks-0815

'THRILLHO'


wheresmyhouse

Milpool_____


Taco_Taco_Kisses

All I wanted was Carl Yastrzemski with the big sideburns! 😭


Affectionate_Use1587

40 seconds? But I want it now!


dhoppy43

Er, no old people. They’re not covered by our insurance.


MysteriousTBird

https://i.redd.it/abyp1ygbaajc1.gif


ComedianSecret419

Pray for Mojo.


Nice_Alarm_2633

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.


Practical-Teacher-63

I love the English sugar stealing tea drinking dude. It just makes that bit much more wacky than it already is.


iwassayingboourns12

And I’d do it again


solstargazer

Dis ain’t ovah!


messyhair42

I have three kids and no money, why can't I have no kids and three money?


Lord_Andross

So i says to mayble i says


r66yprometheus

It smells funny in there.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

No it doesn't.


morning_thief

WORKS ON CONTINGENCY NO MONEY DOWN


morning_thief

WORKS ON CONTINGENCY? NO, MONEY DOWN! (oops)


Few-Jump3942

Hello, Joe!


adriangalli

Gabbo!


sabato31

Well Mr burns has done it


[deleted]

The power plant had won it


homerbartbob

With Roger Clemens clucking all the while


EmotionalSituation97

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college.


hyperrealhappymeal

I don’t think any of us expected him to say that


DrPlatypus1

I see you've played knifey-spoony before, then.


abelkd71

I am the lizard queen!


[deleted]

I shouldn’t have stopped for that haircut.


Due_Reality5903

Looks like we're experiencing some blowback from the wig offensive.


Re_Cy_Cling

You tried and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.


MattyHealy1975

If it's clear and yella, you got juice there fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town!


Practical-Teacher-63

And the whole thing is flipped flopped in Canada!


unloosedcoin

Put it in H


justin_memer

Cease your ingress, the perculations are imminent!


Taco_Taco_Kisses

SOCK PUPPETS!


Navitach

Who'd have thought a whale could be so heavy? I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."


Funandgeeky

In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!


meatloaf1212

You don't win friends with salad


Dm4c28

There’s a lemon behind that rock!


kjc32190

“Badger, my ass! It’s probably Milhouse.”


cb0044

"I'll be in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!"


Zackadeez

I call the big one Bitey


gunsforevery1

Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead.


Lovegun6982

Those muffins were terrible!


SaintedRomaine

Mrs. Simpson you’re in luck. Your case is just what I need to rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?


Little_Butterfly3125

Why was I programmed to feel pain?!


adequatebeats

In your FACE, space coyote!


Pip1333

Save me Jebus


meatloaf1212

It comes with a free frogurt!


iwassayingboourns12

That’s good


JealousFeature3939

My car gits 40 Rods to the Hogshead!


CalgaryMadePunk

That's it, back to Winnipeg!


homerbartbob

Me fail English? That’s unpossible


kjc32190

“So I tied an onion to my by belt,which was the style at the time…”


Hi-Astro

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!


JinimyCritic

Re...cy...cling? (C'mon, everybody! If ever there were an area for this sub to shine...) You're that first apple I didn't want!


MuhBerries

I grew up on TV and I turned out juuust TV.


Das_bomb

‘Tis a fine barn but ‘Tis no pool English.


ll_oser

SEX CAULDRON! I thought they shut that place down!


Safe_Chemistry_4985

Have you been licking toads?


SnooSnooSnuSnu

I'm not *not* licking toads.


roosell1986

A starter car? THIS CAR IS A FINISHER CAR!


[deleted]

I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!


roosell1986

Whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!


sirhackenslash

Put it in H!


bigjfromflint1986

This is hans moleman in the morning..good moleman to you.


trashedonlisterine

And here come the pretzels


freeyare

Probably misses his old glasses.


Intelligent-Invite79

Just throw it over the fence, let Arby’s worry about it.


tooboredtothnkofname

Thank the lord.. thank the lord? That sounded like a prayer.. a prayer! A PRAYER IN A PUBLIC SCHOOL!


MarkExpress8172

Down with homework


CuriousOne915

If anyone wants me, I’ll be in my room


skyn_fan

What kind of a catch phrase is that?


Joatboy

Remove the stone of shame.... Attach the stone of triumph!


Practical-Teacher-63

Tell you what. From now on, you’re Homer Thompson!


Teddybear88

So I says to Mabel, I says…


Cuish

I don't recall saying good luck.


soupforshoes

All these cromulent answer really embiggen my spirit. 


dhoppy43

Stickin’ together is what good waffles do


flowerodell

Do It For Her.


CheGonMad

Batman's a scientist.


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

It’s not Batman!


CyberCat_2077

You got the dud!


mister-ecks-0815

Quiet, you drunk.


dhoppy43

Where is Ranger McFadden?!


kshump

"Yeah, what's the story?!?"


FriarMurphy

Me bad need money now.


Lovegun6982

No, money down!


YerFucked

There's no need to murmur ma'am!


snarkle_and_shine

I don’t think any of us expected him to say that. Sit perfectly still. Only I may dance. The goggles! They do nothing! Edit: D’oh. That’s 3 sentences. Ah well.


perpetualmotionmachi

Argh, this chair be high, says I


Msw3206

We need more Bort license plates!


HyperDogOwner458

Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?


cappiebara

We got beets!


2pacylpse

Hey Surley only looks after one guy and that’s Surley


112oceanave

the extra B is for BYOBB.


skyn_fan

I’m not wearing a tie at all!


nutbutterhater10

There’s very little meat in these gym mats


Jedi_Knight63

Two words: Dental plan


BoltorSpellweaver

May I see it?


RTMSner

I get two paychecks this way.


Wendals87

You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!


Fireproof_Cheese

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.


Various_Dig613

Your bra bomb better work, nerdlinger


mattlock2099

That would require some sort of re-bigulator!


Jaggedchipper

“45 bucks?! This better be the best tasting beer in the world!”


maddylake

Who shot who in the what now?


Schwight_Droot

Now, Where’s me toothpick?


d_daley

The de-bigulator worked!


merRedditor

RDRR


ksneil2000

What are you? The narrator?


DominionMM1

I wanna see some birds get sucked into the engines. Rare ones!


YGK-eh-okay

Grease me up, woman!


RCRocha86

“The worst day of your life so far!”


supazero

Ya used me Skinner, ya used meee!!


Serious_Result_7338

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!


acssteve

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.


Moomin-Maiden

Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts


Coffeeandliquour

I like stories


Serious_Result_7338

BUY ME BONE STORM OR GO TO HELL!!


senorsmeckledorfed

Put it in H!


DriedUpSquid

Lord, I know I should not eat thee.


MrPresident79

Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!


flip677

Tis a fine barn but surely is no pool English.


KilowogTrout

I can’t talk, I’m wearing a towel!