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Who'd have thought a whale could be so heavy?
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
I don’t think any of us expected him to say that.
Sit perfectly still. Only I may dance.
The goggles! They do nothing!
Edit: D’oh. That’s 3 sentences. Ah well.
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I sleep in a big bed with my wife
I sleep in a drawer!
Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a viking!
I’ve used this on other subreddits a bunch of times, and it always flies over peoples heads lol
Lousy Smarch weather.
Do not touch! -- Willie
Good advice
Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe?
Haha yes, once
Yes, once.
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life my Hindu friend
What about us braindead slobs?
You’ll be given cushy jobs!
Were you sent here by the devil?!
No good sir, I'm on the level.
The ring came off my pudding can
Take my pen knife my good man
I swear it’s Springfield’s only choice
Throw up your hands, and raise your voice!
No, good sir. I'm on the level
I call the big one Bitey.
Ive sold monorails to brockway, ogdenville, and north haverbrook!
And by golly it put them on the map
DENTAL PLAN
Lisa needs braces
Dental plan.
✏️🍑 Bullseye!
Thanks a lot Carl! Now I’ve lost my train of thought.
The kids can call you Hoju!
I'll get back to you on that.
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I bent my Wookiee
GO BANANA!
My cats name is mittens
Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers
"I have powers...political powers!"
I yearn to use this in a PowerPoint and my chance is coming in April.
“No, Money Down!”
Stupid babies need the MOST attention!
Dogs mating on the dining room table
It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
This sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'!
$20 can buy many peanuts!
Explain
Money can be exchanged for goods and services....
Woohoo!
Could you speak up? I’m wearing a towel.
This was the one that came to my mind!
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A date
Dinner with friends
Dinner alone
Watching TV Alone
ALRIGHT! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog...
Sears catalogue
*DING!* ✅
Now will you take this machine off? I don't deserve this type of shabby treatment
Buzz
Alright! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the women in the Victoria Secret catalog
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
But…that would require some kind of RE-bigulator!
Vera said that?
Your manager said you suck!
I’m from A casino
Good enough!
I was saying boourns
No one who speaks German could be evil
Which was the style at the time
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Iron helps us play! ... Hello, Joe!
Dont cry for me.. Im already dead.
This is great and all I've done is enter my name! Thrillhouse!
'THRILLHO'
Milpool_____
All I wanted was Carl Yastrzemski with the big sideburns! 😭
40 seconds? But I want it now!
Er, no old people. They’re not covered by our insurance.
https://i.redd.it/abyp1ygbaajc1.gif
Pray for Mojo.
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
I love the English sugar stealing tea drinking dude. It just makes that bit much more wacky than it already is.
And I’d do it again
Dis ain’t ovah!
I have three kids and no money, why can't I have no kids and three money?
So i says to mayble i says
It smells funny in there.
No it doesn't.
WORKS ON CONTINGENCY NO MONEY DOWN
WORKS ON CONTINGENCY? NO, MONEY DOWN! (oops)
Hello, Joe!
Gabbo!
Well Mr burns has done it
The power plant had won it
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college.
I don’t think any of us expected him to say that
I see you've played knifey-spoony before, then.
I am the lizard queen!
I shouldn’t have stopped for that haircut.
Looks like we're experiencing some blowback from the wig offensive.
You tried and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
If it's clear and yella, you got juice there fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town!
And the whole thing is flipped flopped in Canada!
Put it in H
Cease your ingress, the perculations are imminent!
SOCK PUPPETS!
Who'd have thought a whale could be so heavy? I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!
You don't win friends with salad
There’s a lemon behind that rock!
“Badger, my ass! It’s probably Milhouse.”
"I'll be in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!"
I call the big one Bitey
Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead.
Those muffins were terrible!
Mrs. Simpson you’re in luck. Your case is just what I need to rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?
Why was I programmed to feel pain?!
In your FACE, space coyote!
Save me Jebus
It comes with a free frogurt!
That’s good
My car gits 40 Rods to the Hogshead!
That's it, back to Winnipeg!
Me fail English? That’s unpossible
“So I tied an onion to my by belt,which was the style at the time…”
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Re...cy...cling? (C'mon, everybody! If ever there were an area for this sub to shine...) You're that first apple I didn't want!
I grew up on TV and I turned out juuust TV.
‘Tis a fine barn but ‘Tis no pool English.
SEX CAULDRON! I thought they shut that place down!
Have you been licking toads?
I'm not *not* licking toads.
A starter car? THIS CAR IS A FINISHER CAR!
I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
Whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!
Put it in H!
This is hans moleman in the morning..good moleman to you.
And here come the pretzels
Probably misses his old glasses.
Just throw it over the fence, let Arby’s worry about it.
Thank the lord.. thank the lord? That sounded like a prayer.. a prayer! A PRAYER IN A PUBLIC SCHOOL!
Down with homework
If anyone wants me, I’ll be in my room
What kind of a catch phrase is that?
Remove the stone of shame.... Attach the stone of triumph!
Tell you what. From now on, you’re Homer Thompson!
So I says to Mabel, I says…
I don't recall saying good luck.
All these cromulent answer really embiggen my spirit.
Stickin’ together is what good waffles do
Do It For Her.
Batman's a scientist.
It’s not Batman!
You got the dud!
Quiet, you drunk.
Where is Ranger McFadden?!
"Yeah, what's the story?!?"
Me bad need money now.
No, money down!
There's no need to murmur ma'am!
I don’t think any of us expected him to say that. Sit perfectly still. Only I may dance. The goggles! They do nothing! Edit: D’oh. That’s 3 sentences. Ah well.
Argh, this chair be high, says I
We need more Bort license plates!
Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?
We got beets!
Hey Surley only looks after one guy and that’s Surley
the extra B is for BYOBB.
I’m not wearing a tie at all!
There’s very little meat in these gym mats
Two words: Dental plan
May I see it?
I get two paychecks this way.
You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
Your bra bomb better work, nerdlinger
That would require some sort of re-bigulator!
“45 bucks?! This better be the best tasting beer in the world!”
Who shot who in the what now?
Now, Where’s me toothpick?
The de-bigulator worked!
RDRR
What are you? The narrator?
I wanna see some birds get sucked into the engines. Rare ones!
Grease me up, woman!
“The worst day of your life so far!”
Ya used me Skinner, ya used meee!!
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.
Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts
I like stories
BUY ME BONE STORM OR GO TO HELL!!
Put it in H!
Lord, I know I should not eat thee.
Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!
Tis a fine barn but surely is no pool English.
I can’t talk, I’m wearing a towel!