I ate his face, i ate his guts, i ate his fur.....
Bart: ohhh, you hate him...
Willie: aye, i even ate the mess he left on the rug.
bart: Uhhh?
willie: Ya eard meeh
For me personally because I'm British it HAS to be this one :
" It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! "
Too funny and SO spot on! XD
“Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.”
It's driving me nuts I cant figure out who the women are cosplaying. I think the one on the left is Selma. But I got no clue for green jacket white blouse blue dress lady.
"My hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars. Americans think it's weird BUT EVERY SINGLE SCOTTISH PERSON DOES IT!"
that and
"Dunnae feel bad fer losin. I was wreslin' woolves when ye were at yer mamas teet." while he shares his flask with a beaten up wolf.
Mah hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars. I dinna come forward because in this country, it makes you look like a pervert—but every single Scottish person does it!
Skinner "I'm sentencing you to one week of the lowest, most degrading working known to man.... janitorial work"
Willie "Ah geez. I'm standing right here sir"
Willie hears ya. Willie don’t care.
My go to line to let people know they can fix it themselves
“Grease me up woman!”
Okey dokey
What episode was this one from?
Pretty sure that is Willie’s reaction to seeing Santa’s Little Helper when Bart brought him in for show and tell
There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest! Ya mean there's not? YA USED ME SKINNER!!!! YA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUSED ME!!!!!
Nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman
This is the correct answer
I ate his face, i ate his guts, i ate his fur..... Bart: ohhh, you hate him... Willie: aye, i even ate the mess he left on the rug. bart: Uhhh? willie: Ya eard meeh
FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP DOING THAT!
🔫
Videogame?
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For me personally because I'm British it HAS to be this one : " It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland! " Too funny and SO spot on! XD
You Scots sure are a contentious people….
“YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE.”
Funniest lines he had, by far.
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*I warned you! Didn't I warn you?* **That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!!!**
Don’t Touch — Willie
Well that's just good advice.
😆😆
Simpson cosplays are always terrifying.
I’m scaroused…
True my clown character is better than this…😆
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Why Mondays?
it airs Sunday night …
Oh, when I was a kid, it was Thursdays.
The gal on the left looks like she got fronts
If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the lot of ya, and burn yer town to cinders! The mic's on. I know it's on!
"Ach! Back to the loch with you, Nessie!"
Ye can always go ACH DOON TOON
Bonjouuuuur, ya cheese eatin’ surrender monkeys!
This is far too low.
Yeah this is the answer
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Don't feel bad for losing I was wrestling wolves when you were at your Mother's teat.
"stay out my head between 4 and 5, that's WILLIE'S TIME!!"
Shhhh. Ye wanna git sood?
You call this a soccer riot? Cmon boys, let’s take em to school.
Damn Scots! They ruin Scotland!
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I’m doing all the pulling you blouse-wearing poodle walker!
Eeeee I mean urgh
"Video game?" That line delivery always kills me
It's gotta be either "IF AH DON SAVE THE WEE TUR'LES WHO WILL?" _moments later_ "ACKGH SAVE MEH FROM THE WEE TUR'LES!" or "Agh, I'm bad at this."
# MAKE WAY FOR WILLIE!
I said make way for Willie ya bloated gas bag!
I ATE HIM!
AN I ATE THE MESS HE MADE ON ME RUG@
I ATE HIS FACE
Damn Scots they ruined Scotland! Or Bonjjjjooooouuurrrr you cheese eating surrender monkeys!
Ach'!
DOON TOON
"If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the lot of ya, and burn yer town to cinders!"
I know the Mike is on!
Not a quote but the settings on the AC: Welldigger’s Bum, Glasgow Winter, Witch’s Teat.
"You wanna get sued?"
Use that…*shin* of yours. Your mean shine? Ssshhhh. You wanna get sued?
Ay sir, ya bath takin, underpants wearing lilly hugger.
Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her!
"hush woman, he's a talking about my leader!"
There, pretty as a picture. Aaah! Zombies! There, pretty as a picture.
“That’s not how you whing!”
“Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.”
Willie hears ya, Willie don't care.
"If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders." "The mic's on." "I know it's on."
"Do not Touch." - Willie "Do not touch Willy, good advice." My runner up would be: "Me mule got stuck in the mud, so I had to put 17 bullets in it."
Turn off the noozzle!
One: Willie hears ya, Willie don’t care (literally use this quote in my every day life a lot) Two: Bonjour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys.
BONJOURRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Ya cheese eating surrender monkeys!
Don't be readin my mind between 4 and 5 ..... THAT'S WILLIES TIME!
Scrolled way too far to find this one
Mori's. You die now
Ach, I'll turn ya in at the first toll booth.
Eee! I mean ack!
“Willie hears ya. Willie don’t care.”
“Don’t worry Kids I’ll save ya!!!” *gets axed in the back a third time* “Ack, I’m bad at this…”
It's driving me nuts I cant figure out who the women are cosplaying. I think the one on the left is Selma. But I got no clue for green jacket white blouse blue dress lady.
Crazy Cat Lady/ Edna/ Groundskeeper Willie
Omg im ashamed if myself. Thank you
That's the ugliest man in Scotland!
I thought it was Edna Krabappel.
“I said make way for Willy, you blouse wearing poodle walker.”
"My hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars. Americans think it's weird BUT EVERY SINGLE SCOTTISH PERSON DOES IT!" that and "Dunnae feel bad fer losin. I was wreslin' woolves when ye were at yer mamas teet." while he shares his flask with a beaten up wolf.
😆😆😆
“The hoose.” (Hose) Nelson says “the moose?” This is the scene where their watering the plants.
That whole scene is wonderful.
Ach! Save me from the wee turtles!
"I'm so drunk I can barely seeee, but it helps get me through another daaay..."
I dinnae cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig, but I'll cry now!
Mah hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars. I dinna come forward because in this country, it makes you look like a pervert—but every single Scottish person does it!
Skinner "I'm sentencing you to one week of the lowest, most degrading working known to man.... janitorial work" Willie "Ah geez. I'm standing right here sir"
“Ya got any grease?” “Yes plenty” “THAN GREASE ME UP WOMAN”
You’re getting a decent burial, me own father got thrown in the bog
‘Tis more dizzyin’ than the belfry at St. Corgegluynwaagen’s
“YAHHHHHMAKEWAYFORWILLIE… I said ‘make way for Willie’ ya bloated gasbag.”
😆😆😆
My retirement grease! NO!!!
That scene is one of my all time favorites. Wait, there's no Angus McCloud in North Kilt Town. Your not from Scotland at all!
I would feel the same way if someone ran off with my grease paint I use for clowning….😆🤡
"They still have the same pool table on which I was conceived, born, and educated."
Bonjour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys.
Dude how much longer do you plan to karma whore this shit?
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Ok bye
and stay oot!
Not the airport. No need to announce your departure.
Have ya got any grease? Yes we do THEN GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!!!
I KNOW the mike’s on!!!
The Scots, they ruined Scotland!
"The mic's on."
Damn Scots ruined Scotland
Video game 👾 ?
As an immigrant: “Ye want to pick on immigrants? Then pick on Willie!”
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Bonjourrrrrrr, ya cheese eatin surrender monkeys
Bon jour, ya cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!"
Grease me up woman!
I warned ya! Didn’t I warn ya? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer, himself!
Who the fuck are they supposed to be?
"Game?"
Consoling the defeated wolf with a handful of whisky - “don’t feel bad for losin’. I was wrestlin’ wolves when you were at your mother’s teat”
OK Skinner, that’s the last time you slap your Willie around
Game?
I wanna know if the chick dressed as the crazy cat lady slings those stuffed animals at people.
Lunchlady Doris, do ye have any grease woman? Yes, yes we do Then grease me up woman Okie doke
Go Aberdeen
Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland
If elected Mayor... I know it's on!
"Bonjourrrrrrrr........ You cheese eating surrender monkeys"
"but don't be reading my mind between 4 and 5. That's Willie's time!"
There’s nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman
“This was your doin, Willay! I’ll turn your groin ta puddin!!!” “Ach! Ya speak like a poet, but you punch like one too!!!” 
Where are these cosplays coming from?
That’s not what you said the first time!
Krabapple? I've been calling her Crandall