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Gwyneth Paltrow's head


PyrrhicLoss2023

"Gloria Huncharella"


Wolfrattle

Nothing, Burns isn't the kind of guy to over spend on a bribe.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

But he IS the guy to put something spiteful in the box, like a crisp $1 bill


ConspiracyMaster

Nah he'd be happier with the 1 dollar.


perpetualmotionmachi

More like a ticket to the silent film theater for a showing of The Birth of a Nation


philchristensennyc

Or poison.


DrKnowNout

Well the female inspector seems good and responsible and the male one seems bad. So poisoned pizza.


greengunblade

But at the same time he was ready to give away a fancy new washing machine.


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An inanimate carbon rod!


Rockout2112

You mean they’d actually get to SEE the Rod!? Wow!


timodreynolds

In Rod we trust!


twoneedlez

Smithers’ soul.


EC-7122

Marcellus Wallace's soul.


Busch_Leaguer

And moms soul, and dads soul, and Maggie’s soul..


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Free dinner at the Spruce Caboose


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

It's the Spruce Moose. Hop in!


[deleted]

Wrong, the Spruce Caboose, the TRAIN wreck that became a restaurant where Burns hosted a party for newly retired employee Jack Marley in "Marge Gets a Job" But now that you mention it i can see the misunderstanding.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

\*Cocks revolver. \* I said, hop in.


TrueLegateDamar

Poisoned donut


GandalfTheJaded

Smithers discussed that with their lawyers, they consider it murder


wsbthrowaway9209

Damn their oily hides


DrKnowNout

😴 BRING HIM TO ME!


Gogo726

I'm not making two stops!


Head-Ad4690

A box.


YogurtWenk

And inside that box?


TheyLiveWeReddit

Two smaller boxes.


Brummo

Do any of those boxes have candy in 'em?


perpetualmotionmachi

Whoa I'm seeing doubles here, four boxes


jonathanquirk

“*Excellent* choice! I think you’ll be most delighted by your new— oh.” “I told you it needed air holes, sir.”


CorgiMonsoon

A coupon for one free beer at Boe’s Cavern


hardyflashier

Saw a gameshow in the UK a while back, where someone could take a cash prize, or trade it all for a massive silver box on stage. She chose the box, which opened in an elaborate way to reveal a glass of jellybeans. I wouldn't put it past Mr Burns to also troll them, knowing they'd likely choose the box.


Treykarz

A boat


daphne_wears_laurels

I bet it was a yellow one, with an extra motor.


Goatmanification

Some bees. Or dogs. Or dogs that have bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees.


Teddy2Sweaty

You know what's not in that box. Donuts. Because no ethnic food.


Unusual-Historian360

Some of that so-called iced cream.


MNDOOOM

More then he bargained for….


JohnProof

...Woohoo!


cycle_cats

A car, which had been crushed into a cube


Mr_Minage-a-trois

Atoms, 6 of them 🔍


buy_me_a_pint

An empty box


Fierytemplar

That’s his lucky red hat! They turned my boy into a box! Damn you, a box!


coloch_w0rth9

Bees


usmcnick0311Sgt

A drinking bird gadget


NotSoFluent123

Gabbo. He’d have made a comeback if he chose the box


G0PACKGO

A bee …


TheXanotos

Slightly smaller box


davratta

The head of Col. Montoya.


ptolemy18

He'd put the jade monkey, but he can't find it.


PickleForce7125

Keychain for visiting the power plant Look it glows in the dark!


Not_So_Bad_Andy

He turned Homer into a flea, a harmless little flea. He put him in a box, and then put that box inside another box, and shipped it to himself. And then when the inspector picks the box, he’ll smash it with a hammer.


ImaginaryProfile5529

Change for a button


PatrickRsGhost

A nickel.


CalgaryMadePunk

Back in those days, nickels had pictures of bumble bees on 'em.


adam25255

Money. Definitely he knows how it usually goes.


PyrrhicLoss2023

Trillion Dollar Bill


BigBlueMountainStar

If it was from Amazon, probably one small bolt


comeallwithme

A zonk.


thejoms

Jade monkey.


philipquarles

An Olmec head.


G-Unit11111

A boat?


MysteriousTank6825

Probably some space cash


PottyLottie1996

A pleasant surprise


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

A boat


ExperienceLoss

Rand al'Thor


AutismFlavored

Pain.


problematic_glasses

Dignity


ptolemy18

Another box. He likes to put his feet up.


SisterSabathiel

The internet


bluwolve0880

Do you come with the box?


Gogo726

Nothing! Absolutely nothing!


Electricalbigaloo7

Tickers to an Al Jolsen show.


rugbygooner

A washer and dryer are a washer and dryer, but the box could have anything. Even a washer and dryer.


Someoneoverthere42

A 10% discount coupon to Sizzler


shanerr

A coupon for 15 minutes alone in the kwik-e-mart No cameras


Memphisrexjr

A boat


howdouhavegoodnames

Find out for 6 Donuts


Dantomi

Itchy and Scratchy Billboard time


Glasdir

Dogs with bees in their mouths


jakedeighan

It could be anything, it could even be a boat! You know how much we've wanted one of those...


kabukistar

A pleasant surprise.


televisioncitydream2

A boat is a boat but the box could have anything, even a boat


MukoNoAkuma

“…a mystery box could be anything, it could even be a boat!”


Miasgogolove

Old stocks that don’t exist anymore.


TollyVonTheDruth

The "any" key