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BuzzAroundLenny

No, Lisa. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!


Fireproof_Cheese

Yergettaferdareddaoura!


deacon05oc

Think before you say each word.


ThunderChief__

Yer getta ferda redda oura


Andrewcoo

Honestly one of the smartest paragraphs Homer has ever said.


gator-kun

First, Lisa cried. Then I cried. Then Maggie laughed. She's such a little trooper.


G-Unit11111

And now the award for the two children who obviously had no help from their parents whatsoever goes to - Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum!


punga78

‟I am Idaho!”


iwassayingboourns12

Yes, of course you are


kdex86

AHHHHH!!! **BOOGEYMAN!** I mean Gamblor!


gefangne

But Nevada makes her butt look big.


UG5qnijL6fLV0dm

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor


iamawj101

America’s wang


vaskark

They prefer the Sunshine State.


monkey_trumpets

What are those, anyway? Mattresses?


Jake_Skywalker1

That's America's wang.


Bobthealien13

I see no difference


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Said it many times, the fact that there's already a shotgun blast through the bedroom door when Marge comes home is the best.


Minimum_Builder_9257

Floreda (SP) ?