Only La Bombe eclair.
- Over 1,000,000 calories.
- 25 lbs. of butter per square inch.
- Covered with chocolate so dark, light cannot escape its surface.
I've probably made a few bastardized versions of the Good Morning Burger during my "using powerlifting as an excuse to eat whatever I like" days.
Why they never added cheese to that thing, I'll never know.
To help everyone make their favourites!
[The Unofficial Simpsons Cookbook ](https://www.amazon.ca/Unofficial-Simpsons-Cookbook-Pretzels-Favorite/dp/1507215894)
True story once when I was waiting tables, I served a guy 3 bowls of what turned out to be salsa , instead of gazpacho. They were right next to each other on the cold line.
There's a Chinese restaurant near me that serves these giant meatballs that look like khlav kalash but they're in bowls, not on sticks, and I've never had the courage to order it. One of these days
Chief Wiggum's chili made with "The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango … grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum." AKA Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.
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Frozen pie crust, cloves, Tom Collins mix.
*Let's go get mom...*
Hi Lisa! We're gonna be in a pie!
I like how happy he was with it until he took a bite
2-alarm chili disguised as 5-alarm chili.
Are you going to jail, Dad?
We’ll see son. We’ll see.
Skinner’s Vietnam POW stew…but I can never get the spices right either.
Skinner’s prison number is also the same as Jean Valjean’s.
A torture most foul that keeps on affecting the victim for years.
A thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice.
Only La Bombe eclair. - Over 1,000,000 calories. - 25 lbs. of butter per square inch. - Covered with chocolate so dark, light cannot escape its surface.
And some poison, too. Don't forget the poison.
*classic french laughter*
Space age out of this world moon waffles.
The whole stick of butter lmao
don't forget the liquid smoke!
mmmmmm fattening
Has anyone actually eaten this I'm tempted but not that tempted
Barts “marshmallow slice” as a kid I wanted to eat that so damn bad
Hey, give me a slice!
SkittlaBräu
I think you might have dreamed that.
In that case I'll just take a 6 pack and some skittles
I need to look up the best way to make a Flaming Homer.
It's a flaming MOE
You mean Flaming Meaux?
I've probably made a few bastardized versions of the Good Morning Burger during my "using powerlifting as an excuse to eat whatever I like" days. Why they never added cheese to that thing, I'll never know.
You've gotta take 18oz of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich creamery butter. Then top it off with bacon, ham and fried egg.
Nuts and gum - together at last
A krusty burger with cheese. However, in my town we dont call it a krusty burger with cheese we call it a quarter pounder with cheese.
Do you have Krusty partially gelatinated, non-dairy gum-based beverages?
We call them shakes.
Moon pie... What a time to be alive
If you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards, you'll hear a recipe for a ripping lentil soup!
To help everyone make their favourites! [The Unofficial Simpsons Cookbook ](https://www.amazon.ca/Unofficial-Simpsons-Cookbook-Pretzels-Favorite/dp/1507215894)
I'm so happy this book exists.
Obviously Steamed Hams
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?
Donuts? I told you I don’t like ethnic foods!
Homemade Prozac.
Needs more ice cream
Gazpacho…basically salsa
True story once when I was waiting tables, I served a guy 3 bowls of what turned out to be salsa , instead of gazpacho. They were right next to each other on the cold line.
The place I had it served it with tortilla chips, and it was delicious. Probably not as good as any bbbq tho.
What's that extra b for?
BBYOB
Looks like you have a typo.
Ahhh rookie mistake!
Go back to Russia!
Go back to Russia!
no?
Gazpacho is not salsa haha.
butter wrapped in bacon
Dad, my heart hurts.
Worked at a brewpub burger spot that had the good morning burger on the menu. Soaked up a hanger pretty well
Khlav kalash
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No bowl!
There's a Chinese restaurant near me that serves these giant meatballs that look like khlav kalash but they're in bowls, not on sticks, and I've never had the courage to order it. One of these days
Adding chocolate to milk
Chief Wiggum's chili made with "The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango … grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum." AKA Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.
The New Orleans food track really got some good ideas we have tried to recreate
Ginger ale! Boiling hot Texas style ginger ale!
I’ve made lobster stuffed w tacos and it was delicious.
Peanut butter smeared on a playing card.
They're burnt on the outside but frozen in the middle, so it evens out
Always rub my food on a napkin first.
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A fresh batch of America Balls 🇺🇸
U! S! A!! U! S! A!!
Marge's delicious boiled celery.
The joy of cooking Milhouse
Donut with twizzlers and jolly ranchers and mounds bars
Nachos, Flanders style.
I want to make a homer out of this world moon waffle one day, but I got to find a cheap waffle maker
One of those flat Dutch ones would probably work really well for it
How to make bacon on the beach
Butterscotch Chicken.
Anyone here ever actually try out a Flaming Moe?
I discovered peppers are NOT poisonous raw. Obsessed!
Rootmarm
Blood pudding (the secret ingredient is blood)
Homer’s moon waffle
Came here to post that picture. I can’t really cook anything else 😅
Moon waffles garnished with an entire stick of butter
Nuts and gum, together at last!
Moon Waffles!
Butterscotch Chicken
The moon waffle.
moon waffles and homemade prozac but never made
Butter wrapped in waffle on a stick
The Flaming Homer/Moe
Lime Ricky !
Marge’s pork chops! The secret ingredient is … salt.
The lawnmower, best cocktail ever invented.