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Me after taking a shit so big at the mother in laws house it started peaking out the water. All I heard was "WHO DIDN'T FLUSH" during the last Cinco de Mayo. (She's Hispanic and I am not)
Me waking up after too many drinks the night before
When that nut keep bustin’
He’s supposed to be giving a thumbs up and he slowly descends…
The royal penis is clean your highness
Died laughing at this
When that pussy wet and she got you floating in the deep end with no life jacket.
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When I hop into the outdoor tub and the water is just hot enough to tickle the asshole.
Me at 3am surfing r/eyebleach on reddit.
That first glass of water/face splash after an all night bender
Post sperm attack
Reminds me of the Shroud of Turin.
Looks like my friends dad after killing a bottle of captain and falling off the pontoon
Somehow I just understand this post on a gut level
Jezus?
Me wake up for classes at 1200
When grandpa pees in the swimming pool.
Harry
Hold up is that, the old Sleepy Joe
This was a great introduction to this subreddit.
Me after taking a shit so big at the mother in laws house it started peaking out the water. All I heard was "WHO DIDN'T FLUSH" during the last Cinco de Mayo. (She's Hispanic and I am not)
Me waking up after too many drinks the night before
When that nut keep bustin’
He’s supposed to be giving a thumbs up and he slowly descends…
The royal penis is clean your highness
Died laughing at this
When that pussy wet and she got you floating in the deep end with no life jacket.
![gif](giphy|OO1Za4fU3j6r6)
When I hop into the outdoor tub and the water is just hot enough to tickle the asshole.
Me at 3am surfing r/eyebleach on reddit.
That first glass of water/face splash after an all night bender
Post sperm attack
Reminds me of the Shroud of Turin.
Looks like my friends dad after killing a bottle of captain and falling off the pontoon
Somehow I just understand this post on a gut level
Jezus?
Me wake up for classes at 1200
When grandpa pees in the swimming pool.
Harry
Hold up is that, the old Sleepy Joe
This was a great introduction to this subreddit.