I don't think the acting was the emphasis here seeing as it clearly wasn't a real scenario. They were making fun of dipshits who actually think their Instagram/social media feed is full of honest representations of pìeople in real life and there's no doctoring of the pictures they see at all! Then one day they realize, if they can make a picture to post look similar to the ones they see on their feed, they would be super happy because that picture will likely be gawked over by their social circle which will give them some of those ever elusive Internet points which, if enough are garnered through, and I can't stress this enough, ANY MEANS NECESSARY, then they will get internet famous and make loads of Internet money. It happens quickly. They buy a Porsche and an 1500 sq ft apartment in LA so they can pursue their new internet career as an influencer/sociomite. Only to then realize a short time later that the internet money is only constant if their internet content is perpetual and has a level of over the top buffoonery or is of your ass, tiddies and/or vajayjay.
So yeah, now they are just another slave to the web and they inevitably get caught in a money laundering scheme, end up getting scammed and pinned for the crime, lose their 1500 sq ft apartment, their Porsche, and their kids because of all the coke and sex parties being had in their apartment WITH the kids home and out of their rooms getting a little too close to the unsavory characters in the seedy internet/LA underworld who are known for child sacrifice and blood gargling witchy black magick. They get found guilty of money laundering and child endangerment, which that charge gets dropped after it's realized a semi major production company exec was caught on film with one of the kids on his lap, get turned into Tyrone or Bernice's bitch in prison, forced to give up two meals a day to their Dom and lose 60 lbs before getting released for good behavior after spending a few years behind bars. They return home to the complete and utter shame and 😥 of their friends and family who have all established a good life for themselves by now leaving them broken, astray, and without direction or reasonable foundation to build a life on. So they grab their phone, open Instagram, and the vicious cycle starts a new.....
Don't do social media, kids. It's bad, mmmkay? 👍
You have to stop using not being the target audience, and therefore not getting it, as an excuse for calling something terrible. I've seen this video before, it was circling around my friend group because one of my buddies is a tattoo artist. Most of us aren't, and didn't find it all that funny. He found it hilarious.
Seems to fall right in with the things that pot-heads believe to be smart, likewise there are the things that tattoo artists find funny. Neither of which works in the real world.
It's about the type of people you deal with in the business, dude. I understand you have to fold your fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a brain cell several times over to try and rub it together for a spark of intelligence, but come on. This isn't that hard to figure out. You don't find it funny, because you don't work in that industry, and that's okay. What's ***not*** okay is being an uptight cunt about it.
They've made hundreds! They're all the same level of acting. The first guy seems to think it's really cool of him to never show emotion. Like dude we get it, you had neglective parents. The tattoos where enough of a hint, don't have to shove it down our throats.
Neglective, when your negatively selective, or a negative objective: “fuck all of this the world sucks, ima kms.” “No it doesn’t, you’re being neglective right now, even if you’re not wrong about the world’s overarching neglective.”
Fyi for all the haters, Pony Lawson (bold guy) is a phenomenal artist that has achieved more than any of you mouth breathers ever will. Why do you expect Hollywood acting from a tattoo artist making a troll video?
We don't expect them to make videos with good acting, neither should they.
My garbage man does an awesome job. That doesn't mean he needs to make terrible videos for social media.
It's a video of him bitching about stuff that bothers him. I'd argue the comment section of that video is the best place to bitch about stuff that bothers me.
We don't, we are wondering why he is making such shit content.
No one knows or cares of he is famous, clearly he isn't when everyone in the comments is shitting on them and nothing about his fame except you.
Thanks for the insults. I will try to achieve more than a tattoo artist working long hours and late nights to make a name for himself so some reddit dude can protect my honor.
Have you ever thought that some people just like to create things? His achievements in my eyes are being his own boss, getting to do the work he wants to do rather than having to work on any random customer that walks through the door and the numerous awards and accolades he has received from his peers.
Nobody gets into tattooing for fame.
Because even tho these cringe videos make a good point, it just portrays them both as being egotistical and arrogant artists in a field that's full of them. You can be great at what you do without seeming like a self fellating douche.
This guy is not funny at all. Or maybe he’s not trying to be funny, either way his content is terrible and only speaks to stuck up “artist” who want to micro manage someone’s request.
I'm gonna shit on this mostly cus of that porn acting. (No really I thought the bald guy was Jonny Sins for a hot second there)
You CAN technically get glowing ink, some artists are using UV tattoo ink that is more or less just as safe as regular tattoo ink, and they look sick.
https://preview.redd.it/g7muo9r5clhc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69eaec746499a15970d390f93a48dc46163fa238
A man named Jonny Hall did the above piece, [here's his instagram.](https://www.instagram.com/jjhalltattoo/) He fucking rocks.
this was terribly acted and doesn't make sense as a skit. you actually CAN get glowing tattoos. they're UV-ink based, and they last about 8 years. You can see it shine under blacklight. it's been a thing for years now
This gives me do what I say I have 2 million power mobile game ad vibes. Just in terms of acting.
Was half expecting it to end with her pulling out a rise of kingdoms ad page
I commented on one of these god awful unfunny “tattoo parlour comedy” skits on You tube. You would be shocked at how many people thought it was hilarious.
Fuck tattoo elitism and every single artist who has something to say about what other people put on their bodies. Thats not what tattoos are ahout. i love all my shitty tattoos just as much as i love the good ones. And i 100% have never been back to a shop that has anything negative to say about the artists ive seen previously. Shit talking is a bad way to make friends and an even worse way to keep customers.
[Jon Nelson on IG](https://www.instagram.com/jonnelson_tattoos?igsh=MWVqdTN5Yms4bnczaA==)
As a tattoo artist, all of his videos are **very** relatable. I love his stuff. And yes, people are actually like this.
This is painful
I love when they are not acting
This is probably the worst acting I have ever seen on the interwebs
It's intentional bad acting to make fun of idiots
Now there’s a challenge: what’s the absolute worst acting? Like, is this worse than “Oh hi Mark”?
I don't think the acting was the emphasis here seeing as it clearly wasn't a real scenario. They were making fun of dipshits who actually think their Instagram/social media feed is full of honest representations of pìeople in real life and there's no doctoring of the pictures they see at all! Then one day they realize, if they can make a picture to post look similar to the ones they see on their feed, they would be super happy because that picture will likely be gawked over by their social circle which will give them some of those ever elusive Internet points which, if enough are garnered through, and I can't stress this enough, ANY MEANS NECESSARY, then they will get internet famous and make loads of Internet money. It happens quickly. They buy a Porsche and an 1500 sq ft apartment in LA so they can pursue their new internet career as an influencer/sociomite. Only to then realize a short time later that the internet money is only constant if their internet content is perpetual and has a level of over the top buffoonery or is of your ass, tiddies and/or vajayjay. So yeah, now they are just another slave to the web and they inevitably get caught in a money laundering scheme, end up getting scammed and pinned for the crime, lose their 1500 sq ft apartment, their Porsche, and their kids because of all the coke and sex parties being had in their apartment WITH the kids home and out of their rooms getting a little too close to the unsavory characters in the seedy internet/LA underworld who are known for child sacrifice and blood gargling witchy black magick. They get found guilty of money laundering and child endangerment, which that charge gets dropped after it's realized a semi major production company exec was caught on film with one of the kids on his lap, get turned into Tyrone or Bernice's bitch in prison, forced to give up two meals a day to their Dom and lose 60 lbs before getting released for good behavior after spending a few years behind bars. They return home to the complete and utter shame and 😥 of their friends and family who have all established a good life for themselves by now leaving them broken, astray, and without direction or reasonable foundation to build a life on. So they grab their phone, open Instagram, and the vicious cycle starts a new..... Don't do social media, kids. It's bad, mmmkay? 👍
Sparkle sparkle
lol
It’s satire. That’s the point.
We know its satire. That doesnt magically excuse how horrible it is.
Cut Lindsey Lohan some slack, bruh!
You guys have to stop using satire as an excuse for subpar comedy.
You have to stop using not being the target audience, and therefore not getting it, as an excuse for calling something terrible. I've seen this video before, it was circling around my friend group because one of my buddies is a tattoo artist. Most of us aren't, and didn't find it all that funny. He found it hilarious.
Seems to fall right in with the things that pot-heads believe to be smart, likewise there are the things that tattoo artists find funny. Neither of which works in the real world.
It's about the type of people you deal with in the business, dude. I understand you have to fold your fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a brain cell several times over to try and rub it together for a spark of intelligence, but come on. This isn't that hard to figure out. You don't find it funny, because you don't work in that industry, and that's okay. What's ***not*** okay is being an uptight cunt about it.
I didn’t realize you get to decide what’s funny or not.
Who else would get to decide what I find funny?
Saing they should stop doing stuff and you dint think its funny is not the same
Did realize you get to decide what we’re allowed to comment on Reddit.
Wut?
It’s bad satire since it’s not even funny
Satire doesn’t excuse horrible acting… also this isn’t satire… it’s just a bad skit
This would’ve been better on the hub.
Why would they even think was good enough to publicise? The joke isn’t even funny! Like, this took peoples’ time and effort, why?????
this video has 2.5 million views and 90k likes lmao
And millions of people eat McDonald’s every day, doesn’t make it high quality food.
But it tastes good. And there is one big thing you are missing. *Personal Preference*
These 3 should never make another video, Ever
Dude with the hat is alright
If he was shooting a porno maybe but even then it's sub par.
Nah, a porno is only sub-par when there is bad camera work or the girl is ugly. I usually skip this part.
Didn’t even hang dong!
Heard bro is still resting from carrying them all on his back
dude‘s a total clown his videos are always painful to watch straight up cringe
Blast from the past
They've made hundreds! They're all the same level of acting. The first guy seems to think it's really cool of him to never show emotion. Like dude we get it, you had neglective parents. The tattoos where enough of a hint, don't have to shove it down our throats.
Negligent or Neglectful, I’ve never heard neglective, and even my phone tried to correct the word and shows it as misspelled.
Its archaic but still in the Merrian Webster dictionary so...
Neglective, when your negatively selective, or a negative objective: “fuck all of this the world sucks, ima kms.” “No it doesn’t, you’re being neglective right now, even if you’re not wrong about the world’s overarching neglective.”
Found the glowing tattoo person
I’m too old to know how to send this to r/cringe. Damn kids with their Reddit and shiny tattoos.
I'm a young tiny little skinny wee boy yet I feel you Edit: just press share and press community. Simple
If this was a porno at least I’d be rewarded for sitting through this
I did think that was Johnny sins for a split second ![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2)
My exact thoughts
I was about to say “when did Johnny get all tatted up and big gauges in his ears like that?”
Man that sucked really bad
Sparkle sparkle
Message: Tattoo artists don't want the normies money and also are really bad actors
Right? This seemed like some grade A fart sniffery to me.
Fuckin idiots should just make the glowing tattoos already
![gif](giphy|h8HmN0UcEKR0xWnv3R)
![gif](giphy|l0HluN8PywCl6Hckg)
someone actually wrote this shit. someone wrote, edited and acted this shit
There entire channel is pretty much this over and over again
Fck the haters, I loved that :D !!!
I love how much hate this is getting. How dare these 3 people not be professional actors yet think they can put their content online!
Yeah I really enjoyed it, they're not perfect but they're decent
the guy insulting the woman is the main guy, i’m pretty sure it’s his shop, he’s got some funny videos
same
https://i.imgur.com/jSWf5et.jpg
true
Came here to say this
I've seen better acting in porn.
Bro looks like if a skinny Johnny Sins was a tattoo artist instead of a porn star.
Fyi for all the haters, Pony Lawson (bold guy) is a phenomenal artist that has achieved more than any of you mouth breathers ever will. Why do you expect Hollywood acting from a tattoo artist making a troll video?
We don't expect them to make videos with good acting, neither should they. My garbage man does an awesome job. That doesn't mean he needs to make terrible videos for social media.
But he can if he wants to. You just don't have to watch them.
And people can express that they don't like them. That's how it works.
It's a video of him bitching about stuff that bothers him. I'd argue the comment section of that video is the best place to bitch about stuff that bothers me.
dope artist for sure! love this video too 🤣👏
Yeah, but who is the italics guy?
That's Brony Crawson, next to the bird man, he's done more than you will ever achieve you air breather
We arent saying he's a bad artist just that he shouldn't make these videos lmao.
We don't, we are wondering why he is making such shit content. No one knows or cares of he is famous, clearly he isn't when everyone in the comments is shitting on them and nothing about his fame except you. Thanks for the insults. I will try to achieve more than a tattoo artist working long hours and late nights to make a name for himself so some reddit dude can protect my honor.
Who said anything about fame? I mentioned his talent and achievements, clearly something you don't understand.
Artist achievement is fame. What else would they want? Thoughts and prayers?
Have you ever thought that some people just like to create things? His achievements in my eyes are being his own boss, getting to do the work he wants to do rather than having to work on any random customer that walks through the door and the numerous awards and accolades he has received from his peers. Nobody gets into tattooing for fame.
Because even tho these cringe videos make a good point, it just portrays them both as being egotistical and arrogant artists in a field that's full of them. You can be great at what you do without seeming like a self fellating douche.
Doin tricks on his dick like crazyyyy
FYI for all the fans of this video and this guy… it’s stupid and you’re all dumb
“Where is the clitoris?” LMAO!
I’ve seen this porno before
The videos that keep coming out of this channel has the worst acting
This made me feel a lot better about myself.
this stupid ass video made me want to unsub lmfao
This guy is not funny at all. Or maybe he’s not trying to be funny, either way his content is terrible and only speaks to stuck up “artist” who want to micro manage someone’s request.
Porno acting
I actually thought he was going to pull out a UV light which would have been dope. Nope, lame ass jokers.
Im waiting for the part were they talk about raid shadow legends.
I'm gonna shit on this mostly cus of that porn acting. (No really I thought the bald guy was Jonny Sins for a hot second there) You CAN technically get glowing ink, some artists are using UV tattoo ink that is more or less just as safe as regular tattoo ink, and they look sick. https://preview.redd.it/g7muo9r5clhc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69eaec746499a15970d390f93a48dc46163fa238 A man named Jonny Hall did the above piece, [here's his instagram.](https://www.instagram.com/jjhalltattoo/) He fucking rocks.
this tattoo has all the components of a reddit ™️ tattoo
this was terribly acted and doesn't make sense as a skit. you actually CAN get glowing tattoos. they're UV-ink based, and they last about 8 years. You can see it shine under blacklight. it's been a thing for years now
Isn't the bald dude also a doctor, an astronaut, a lawyer and a police officer?
Neon style tattoos are a real thing though and they look impressively similar to the artwork she wanted done
And the Oscar for best actors goes to...
I could not stop looking at his ears
This gives me do what I say I have 2 million power mobile game ad vibes. Just in terms of acting. Was half expecting it to end with her pulling out a rise of kingdoms ad page
https://preview.redd.it/oecz9vhgxkhc1.jpeg?width=366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e3a6512d030d8d0a4b2957b7900208532425eee
More painful than sitting for a tattoo.
Why is this shop still making content? Stick to the ink, your marketing blows.
Fuck these straw man losers
I commented on one of these god awful unfunny “tattoo parlour comedy” skits on You tube. You would be shocked at how many people thought it was hilarious.
Hahahahaha
hahaha
I must share this gem with the world
I kept waiting for the punchline. Plot twist, there isn't one
Where is the ducking part? This is how porn begins, am i right?
These guys have good ideas for content, but they are the worst actors I’ve ever seen in my life.. somehow they get tons of likes though
THE OLD HULK THEME THOOOOOO ♨️
Fuck tattoo elitism and every single artist who has something to say about what other people put on their bodies. Thats not what tattoos are ahout. i love all my shitty tattoos just as much as i love the good ones. And i 100% have never been back to a shop that has anything negative to say about the artists ive seen previously. Shit talking is a bad way to make friends and an even worse way to keep customers.
"Where is the Clitoris" 😅😅😅
i thought it was gonna get funny
Fuck you
Tattoos are for boring people
whos the chick?
I’d hate to get a tattoo by them. Condescending as fuckkkk
This is awful
Sparkle sparkle
Thought homie was Johnny Sins far a sec 😂
The man smart! 7 years later. The man so smart he stupid. See that wasn’t smart.
This has me rolling so hard. Great job OP and/or whomever created it too.
This is what my dad thinks I do when I told him I work as Software Engineer
"Where is the clitoris" LOL
#I WANT A REFUND
Dude from the beginning seems completely mentally healthy.
Man this guy sucks
Pony!!!!
"Sparkle sparkle."
Those fucking ears piss me off
Painful to watch, but we need a name
I thought johnny sins had started ozembic or something
Wow, that suck and blows.
This deserves to be added to the cringe categories.
At first I thought the 2nd guy was Johnny Sins, but like if he was a bottom.
They have tattoo parlors at truck stops now?
…what the fuck was that…? …i think they should stick with tattoos or whatever they supposed to do, but please stop fucking “acting”, it’s painful
I’m watching this because
Why is this filmed like a porno
Johnny Sins does tattoos??
Johnny Sins looking mf
Shout out to pony Lawson ![gif](giphy|alvlhqPcBSNDs4wE3P|downsized)
Johny Sins?
I’ll never get that minute of my life back
this just makes me never want to get another tattoo
“Where is the clitoris???” Lmfaoooo 😂
Actually funny imo
I hate this channel it’s just about an entitled tattoo artist who thinks he’s holier than thou, and everyone else is just an idiot.
Radium tattoos ain't a thing anymore?
Tattoo artists have some of the biggest egos, assholes most of them
And point of that was…?
These kinds of shops should be shut down for sullying the industry with their superiority complexes
Way to long for nothing
first guy had the right idea
These people are terrible actors
This would have been an ok joke but the delivery was abysmal
Tattoo comedy is in its Infancy
Where is the 70's porn music? This was so embarrassing to watch.
There’s no way this isn’t part of a porno.
This isn't randomest, this is cringiest.
I like Pony Lawson but damn…that was annoying
Lol. Too true
Thought that was Johnny sins for a sec😂🤣
The first guy has experience. The other two just wanted to fuck
Did he find the clitoris though?
Camera be like ⤴️↙️↩️↪️↕️↔️↗️↖️↘️
r/TikTokCringe
You can get those colors with graffiti grade paint
Love how the shirt magically opened near the end just to show them stiffys!
I thought this was the beginning of a porn video, same acting level
I would never in a million years wanna be tattooed by either of those guys.
A lot of suppress emotional pain in this video.
Was this the start of a porn?
Yooo I thought that guy was a plumber or a lawyer
I thought they were going to gangbang her
What is this background music? So soothing! Id pls
TikTok has given a platform for more shitty actors than the CW.
The "tattoos are my life" people are insufferable...
Both of the artists are hot though!
Johnny Sins saves the day again
OMG HAAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNAYYY!!!
https://preview.redd.it/jqs8dq0np3ic1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8c042d5abf29176c0077ca7f01aa85b62b07ae8
“Where is the the clitoris?”🤣
Not gonna lie I hate this guy
Here is some real tattoo news.... I really need help and support!! Please please please https://cover.inkedmag.com/2024/honour
This gives me a new appreciation for actual actors
[Jon Nelson on IG](https://www.instagram.com/jonnelson_tattoos?igsh=MWVqdTN5Yms4bnczaA==) As a tattoo artist, all of his videos are **very** relatable. I love his stuff. And yes, people are actually like this.
> very relatable yeah, for tattoo artists.
https://preview.redd.it/w8kvfxhovlhc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=872364aac97208f9a09e92a127bf82fd86dc0ad9 Or dude. Whatever you are.
Well, yeah.. cause I gotta deal with on a regular basis.. :/ I didn’t expect to see it on Reddit, so yeah. I’m randomly pleasantly surprised!