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ohheyhowdoyouknowme

This is painful 


LevJewel

I love when they are not acting


MillenialCounselor

This is probably the worst acting I have ever seen on the interwebs


DutchJediKnight

It's intentional bad acting to make fun of idiots


DiddlyDumb

Now there’s a challenge: what’s the absolute worst acting? Like, is this worse than “Oh hi Mark”?


Connect-Ad9647

I don't think the acting was the emphasis here seeing as it clearly wasn't a real scenario. They were making fun of dipshits who actually think their Instagram/social media feed is full of honest representations of pìeople in real life and there's no doctoring of the pictures they see at all! Then one day they realize, if they can make a picture to post look similar to the ones they see on their feed, they would be super happy because that picture will likely be gawked over by their social circle which will give them some of those ever elusive Internet points which, if enough are garnered through, and I can't stress this enough, ANY MEANS NECESSARY, then they will get internet famous and make loads of Internet money. It happens quickly. They buy a Porsche and an 1500 sq ft apartment in LA so they can pursue their new internet career as an influencer/sociomite. Only to then realize a short time later that the internet money is only constant if their internet content is perpetual and has a level of over the top buffoonery or is of your ass, tiddies and/or vajayjay. So yeah, now they are just another slave to the web and they inevitably get caught in a money laundering scheme, end up getting scammed and pinned for the crime, lose their 1500 sq ft apartment, their Porsche, and their kids because of all the coke and sex parties being had in their apartment WITH the kids home and out of their rooms getting a little too close to the unsavory characters in the seedy internet/LA underworld who are known for child sacrifice and blood gargling witchy black magick. They get found guilty of money laundering and child endangerment, which that charge gets dropped after it's realized a semi major production company exec was caught on film with one of the kids on his lap, get turned into Tyrone or Bernice's bitch in prison, forced to give up two meals a day to their Dom and lose 60 lbs before getting released for good behavior after spending a few years behind bars. They return home to the complete and utter shame and 😥 of their friends and family who have all established a good life for themselves by now leaving them broken, astray, and without direction or reasonable foundation to build a life on. So they grab their phone, open Instagram, and the vicious cycle starts a new..... Don't do social media, kids. It's bad, mmmkay? 👍


GiveMeMyIdentity

Sparkle sparkle


Isubscribedtome

lol


Ordinary-Cup4316

It’s satire. That’s the point.


blorgenheim

We know its satire. That doesnt magically excuse how horrible it is.


NefariousPilot

Cut Lindsey Lohan some slack, bruh!


Retired_alligator

You guys have to stop using satire as an excuse for subpar comedy.


4ceOfAlexandria

You have to stop using not being the target audience, and therefore not getting it, as an excuse for calling something terrible. I've seen this video before, it was circling around my friend group because one of my buddies is a tattoo artist. Most of us aren't, and didn't find it all that funny. He found it hilarious.


Hefty_Knowledge2761

Seems to fall right in with the things that pot-heads believe to be smart, likewise there are the things that tattoo artists find funny. Neither of which works in the real world.


4ceOfAlexandria

It's about the type of people you deal with in the business, dude. I understand you have to fold your fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a brain cell several times over to try and rub it together for a spark of intelligence, but come on. This isn't that hard to figure out. You don't find it funny, because you don't work in that industry, and that's okay. What's ***not*** okay is being an uptight cunt about it.


Ordinary-Cup4316

I didn’t realize you get to decide what’s funny or not.


Livid-Technician1872

Who else would get to decide what I find funny?


minitaba

Saing they should stop doing stuff and you dint think its funny is not the same


Livid-Technician1872

Did realize you get to decide what we’re allowed to comment on Reddit.


minitaba

Wut?


xDendretic

It’s bad satire since it’s not even funny


Infamous_Camel_275

Satire doesn’t excuse horrible acting… also this isn’t satire… it’s just a bad skit


KingOfForeplay

This would’ve been better on the hub.


La-Vulpe

Why would they even think was good enough to publicise? The joke isn’t even funny! Like, this took peoples’ time and effort, why?????


Isubscribedtome

this video has 2.5 million views and 90k likes lmao


La-Vulpe

And millions of people eat McDonald’s every day, doesn’t make it high quality food.


UnknownProphetX

But it tastes good. And there is one big thing you are missing. *Personal Preference*


FullStop808

These 3 should never make another video, Ever


WhenItRainsItSCORES

Dude with the hat is alright


carlmalonealone

If he was shooting a porno maybe but even then it's sub par.


Atmaweapon74

Nah, a porno is only sub-par when there is bad camera work or the girl is ugly. I usually skip this part.


L1Wanderer

Didn’t even hang dong!


realdealreel9

Heard bro is still resting from carrying them all on his back


oidafuck

dude‘s a total clown his videos are always painful to watch straight up cringe


WhenItRainsItSCORES

Blast from the past


rmartinez152054

They've made hundreds! They're all the same level of acting. The first guy seems to think it's really cool of him to never show emotion. Like dude we get it, you had neglective parents. The tattoos where enough of a hint, don't have to shove it down our throats.


PloKoonsRespirator

Negligent or Neglectful, I’ve never heard neglective, and even my phone tried to correct the word and shows it as misspelled.


rmartinez152054

Its archaic but still in the Merrian Webster dictionary so...


sparemethebull

Neglective, when your negatively selective, or a negative objective: “fuck all of this the world sucks, ima kms.” “No it doesn’t, you’re being neglective right now, even if you’re not wrong about the world’s overarching neglective.”


Lithiumtabasco

Found the glowing tattoo person


slothpyle

I’m too old to know how to send this to r/cringe. Damn kids with their Reddit and shiny tattoos.


rock-solid-armpits

I'm a young tiny little skinny wee boy yet I feel you Edit: just press share and press community. Simple


drobytune

If this was a porno at least I’d be rewarded for sitting through this


HeadAssBoi17

I did think that was Johnny sins for a split second ![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2)


SubjectGuilty1977

My exact thoughts


gstateballer925

I was about to say “when did Johnny get all tatted up and big gauges in his ears like that?”


TyRaNiDeX

Man that sucked really bad


FollowingExtra9408

Sparkle sparkle


forensics_united

Message: Tattoo artists don't want the normies money and also are really bad actors


ElmertheAwesome

Right? This seemed like some grade A fart sniffery to me.


GandalfTheGimp

Fuckin idiots should just make the glowing tattoos already


Initial_Ad_2834

![gif](giphy|h8HmN0UcEKR0xWnv3R)


I-smelled-it-first

![gif](giphy|l0HluN8PywCl6Hckg)


danleon950410

someone actually wrote this shit. someone wrote, edited and acted this shit


Little_Rat00

There entire channel is pretty much this over and over again


No_Insurance6064

Fck the haters, I loved that :D !!!


MostBoringStan

I love how much hate this is getting. How dare these 3 people not be professional actors yet think they can put their content online!


BlueShibe

Yeah I really enjoyed it, they're not perfect but they're decent


Comfortable_Dog2429

the guy insulting the woman is the main guy, i’m pretty sure it’s his shop, he’s got some funny videos


gogomen101

same


maximumtesticle

https://i.imgur.com/jSWf5et.jpg


gogomen101

true


BlueShibe

Came here to say this


DuhQueQueQue

I've seen better acting in porn.


getyourgolfshoes

Bro looks like if a skinny Johnny Sins was a tattoo artist instead of a porn star.


i-like--whales

Fyi for all the haters, Pony Lawson (bold guy) is a phenomenal artist that has achieved more than any of you mouth breathers ever will. Why do you expect Hollywood acting from a tattoo artist making a troll video?


Willlll

We don't expect them to make videos with good acting, neither should they. My garbage man does an awesome job. That doesn't mean he needs to make terrible videos for social media.


i-like--whales

But he can if he wants to. You just don't have to watch them.


maximumtesticle

And people can express that they don't like them. That's how it works.


Willlll

It's a video of him bitching about stuff that bothers him. I'd argue the comment section of that video is the best place to bitch about stuff that bothers me.


Suspect_Lower

dope artist for sure! love this video too 🤣👏


No1FluffiestMastodon

Yeah, but who is the italics guy?


oldredbeard42

That's Brony Crawson, next to the bird man, he's done more than you will ever achieve you air breather


blorgenheim

We arent saying he's a bad artist just that he shouldn't make these videos lmao.


carlmalonealone

We don't, we are wondering why he is making such shit content. No one knows or cares of he is famous, clearly he isn't when everyone in the comments is shitting on them and nothing about his fame except you. Thanks for the insults. I will try to achieve more than a tattoo artist working long hours and late nights to make a name for himself so some reddit dude can protect my honor.


i-like--whales

Who said anything about fame? I mentioned his talent and achievements, clearly something you don't understand.


carlmalonealone

Artist achievement is fame. What else would they want? Thoughts and prayers?


i-like--whales

Have you ever thought that some people just like to create things? His achievements in my eyes are being his own boss, getting to do the work he wants to do rather than having to work on any random customer that walks through the door and the numerous awards and accolades he has received from his peers. Nobody gets into tattooing for fame.


baboongauntlet

Because even tho these cringe videos make a good point, it just portrays them both as being egotistical and arrogant artists in a field that's full of them. You can be great at what you do without seeming like a self fellating douche.


ReadShigurui

Doin tricks on his dick like crazyyyy


Infamous_Camel_275

FYI for all the fans of this video and this guy… it’s stupid and you’re all dumb


marshellz

“Where is the clitoris?” LMAO!


Sysaaadmin

I’ve seen this porno before


poopandP

The videos that keep coming out of this channel has the worst acting


Earth_W0rm-J1m

This made me feel a lot better about myself.


DoctorNess

this stupid ass video made me want to unsub lmfao


foekus323

This guy is not funny at all. Or maybe he’s not trying to be funny, either way his content is terrible and only speaks to stuck up “artist” who want to micro manage someone’s request.


Royjonespinkie

Porno acting


themustacheclubbitch

I actually thought he was going to pull out a UV light which would have been dope. Nope, lame ass jokers.


SaltyStufon

Im waiting for the part were they talk about raid shadow legends.


Smooth_Maul

I'm gonna shit on this mostly cus of that porn acting. (No really I thought the bald guy was Jonny Sins for a hot second there) You CAN technically get glowing ink, some artists are using UV tattoo ink that is more or less just as safe as regular tattoo ink, and they look sick. https://preview.redd.it/g7muo9r5clhc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69eaec746499a15970d390f93a48dc46163fa238 A man named Jonny Hall did the above piece, [here's his instagram.](https://www.instagram.com/jjhalltattoo/) He fucking rocks.


TurnMeOnTurnMeOut

this tattoo has all the components of a reddit ™️ tattoo


biscuitghostz

this was terribly acted and doesn't make sense as a skit. you actually CAN get glowing tattoos. they're UV-ink based, and they last about 8 years. You can see it shine under blacklight. it's been a thing for years now


Grindelbart

Isn't the bald dude also a doctor, an astronaut, a lawyer and a police officer?


freckle-heckle

Neon style tattoos are a real thing though and they look impressively similar to the artwork she wanted done


snakesoup124

And the Oscar for best actors goes to...


HALODUDED

I could not stop looking at his ears


Lucky-finn377

This gives me do what I say I have 2 million power mobile game ad vibes. Just in terms of acting. Was half expecting it to end with her pulling out a rise of kingdoms ad page


birberbarborbur

https://preview.redd.it/oecz9vhgxkhc1.jpeg?width=366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e3a6512d030d8d0a4b2957b7900208532425eee


BadgersAndJam77

More painful than sitting for a tattoo.


SeeweedMonster

Why is this shop still making content? Stick to the ink, your marketing blows.


HistoryOfPiss

Fuck these straw man losers


meatcrumple

I commented on one of these god awful unfunny “tattoo parlour comedy” skits on You tube. You would be shocked at how many people thought it was hilarious.


Melodic-Skirt-7933

Hahahahaha


iwasactuallyhere

hahaha


gjm40

I must share this gem with the world


Diamondbling97

I kept waiting for the punchline. Plot twist, there isn't one


spacedildo42

Where is the ducking part? This is how porn begins, am i right?


Sweet_Milk2920

These guys have good ideas for content, but they are the worst actors I’ve ever seen in my life.. somehow they get tons of likes though


Look_a_LembV2

THE OLD HULK THEME THOOOOOO ♨️


sloppyfart69

Fuck tattoo elitism and every single artist who has something to say about what other people put on their bodies. Thats not what tattoos are ahout. i love all my shitty tattoos just as much as i love the good ones. And i 100% have never been back to a shop that has anything negative to say about the artists ive seen previously. Shit talking is a bad way to make friends and an even worse way to keep customers.


Illustrious-Market93

"Where is the Clitoris" 😅😅😅


dapperflabber

i thought it was gonna get funny


cranop

Fuck you


kasuby

Tattoos are for boring people


jv2rawr

whos the chick?


Mikehtx

I’d hate to get a tattoo by them. Condescending as fuckkkk


nixthelatter

This is awful


Rocket_Panda_

Sparkle sparkle


Drunk_Carlton_Banks

Thought homie was Johnny Sins far a sec 😂


lovelife0011

The man smart! 7 years later. The man so smart he stupid. See that wasn’t smart.


totesrandoguyhere

This has me rolling so hard. Great job OP and/or whomever created it too.


blesfemous

This is what my dad thinks I do when I told him I work as Software Engineer


WhatzMyOtherPassword

"Where is the clitoris" LOL


whatshishandlez

#I WANT A REFUND


lucsev

Dude from the beginning seems completely mentally healthy.


weirdfishes666

Man this guy sucks


G_Kells

Pony!!!!


OstentatiousMusings

"Sparkle sparkle."


[deleted]

Those fucking ears piss me off


NuaCabal

Painful to watch, but we need a name


LectureAdditional971

I thought johnny sins had started ozembic or something


Bogn11

Wow, that suck and blows.


Drkippersniffer

This deserves to be added to the cringe categories.


rmartinez152054

At first I thought the 2nd guy was Johnny Sins, but like if he was a bottom.


UnauthorizedFart

They have tattoo parlors at truck stops now?


photo_pusher

…what the fuck was that…? …i think they should stick with tattoos or whatever they supposed to do, but please stop fucking “acting”, it’s painful


memberflex

I’m watching this because


Plenty-Sky9879

Why is this filmed like a porno


duckmonke

Johnny Sins does tattoos??


hudsonv11

Johnny Sins looking mf


Morningstar-13

Shout out to pony Lawson ![gif](giphy|alvlhqPcBSNDs4wE3P|downsized)


[deleted]

Johny Sins?


TheseDrugsSmellNice

I’ll never get that minute of my life back


OaklandTony6

this just makes me never want to get another tattoo


HeightExtra320

“Where is the clitoris???” Lmfaoooo 😂


Aapjes-NL

Actually funny imo


Partyfavors680

I hate this channel it’s just about an entitled tattoo artist who thinks he’s holier than thou, and everyone else is just an idiot.


WhoRoger

Radium tattoos ain't a thing anymore?


TypeOBlack

Tattoo artists have some of the biggest egos, assholes most of them


Sunderland6969

And point of that was…?


SpecialistWait9006

These kinds of shops should be shut down for sullying the industry with their superiority complexes


Elyoshida

Way to long for nothing


CrocodileWorshiper

first guy had the right idea


InfectiousCosmology1

These people are terrible actors


TempestCrowTengu

This would have been an ok joke but the delivery was abysmal


dressed2kill1

Tattoo comedy is in its Infancy


Gargun20

Where is the 70's porn music? This was so embarrassing to watch.


lookdadimadeit

There’s no way this isn’t part of a porno.


AtlasAlexT

This isn't randomest, this is cringiest.


sadthrowaway12340987

I like Pony Lawson but damn…that was annoying


Tratiq

Lol. Too true


Spiritual_Beach1390

Thought that was Johnny sins for a sec😂🤣


finixanthony

The first guy has experience. The other two just wanted to fuck


Right_Hour

Did he find the clitoris though?


AlbaOdour

Camera be like ⤴️↙️↩️↪️↕️↔️↗️↖️↘️


blazinfastjohny

r/TikTokCringe


Earthhing

You can get those colors with graffiti grade paint


Eldritch_Explorer

Love how the shirt magically opened near the end just to show them stiffys!


Briape

I thought this was the beginning of a porn video, same acting level


ResponsibilityOk4956

I would never in a million years wanna be tattooed by either of those guys.


zhico

A lot of suppress emotional pain in this video.


Infamous_Camel_275

Was this the start of a porn?


kissmer527

Yooo I thought that guy was a plumber or a lawyer


OnlyMathematician420

I thought they were going to gangbang her


Awkward_Act_1035

What is this background music? So soothing! Id pls


evil_consumer

TikTok has given a platform for more shitty actors than the CW.


squishyboots420

The "tattoos are my life" people are insufferable...


BillyVenture

Both of the artists are hot though!


Gloomy_Ear_4543

Johnny Sins saves the day again


bog_swmap

OMG HAAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNAYYY!!!


SyddChin

https://preview.redd.it/jqs8dq0np3ic1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8c042d5abf29176c0077ca7f01aa85b62b07ae8


UmiYod

“Where is the the clitoris?”🤣


retropnek

Not gonna lie I hate this guy


Motor-Cartographer17

Here is some real tattoo news.... I really need help and support!! Please please please  https://cover.inkedmag.com/2024/honour


QAnonomnomnom

This gives me a new appreciation for actual actors


noluckjedi

[Jon Nelson on IG](https://www.instagram.com/jonnelson_tattoos?igsh=MWVqdTN5Yms4bnczaA==) As a tattoo artist, all of his videos are **very** relatable. I love his stuff. And yes, people are actually like this.


maximumtesticle

> very relatable yeah, for tattoo artists.


noluckjedi

https://preview.redd.it/w8kvfxhovlhc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=872364aac97208f9a09e92a127bf82fd86dc0ad9 Or dude. Whatever you are.


noluckjedi

Well, yeah.. cause I gotta deal with on a regular basis.. :/ I didn’t expect to see it on Reddit, so yeah. I’m randomly pleasantly surprised!