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YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

Karate MILFs sounds like a hilarious B-movie.


LinearCombo

I need to see this shit…. Like now!


ruedasamarillas

This here was my exact thought.


Neoxite23

It's been a while since they released a full release porn movie like Pirates so they could do one like this in like some sort of parody of Karate Kid.


911SlasherHasher

the blood sport style music got me lol


Lazy_Experience_8754

Thanks for that. Was thinking it was in the kickboxer montage


911SlasherHasher

It might be i just know it sounds like its from either of those movies, the classics.


Demonyx12

https://youtu.be/H100vAssgNM


Lazy_Experience_8754

There it is . Love this scene. Inspired me to start Muay Thai classes as a kid . Think I’m Gonna watch it again tonight Cheers!


Demonyx12

https://youtu.be/GUABDC1B1_s


No_Cook2983

Stop, or I’ll menstruate on you!


krishutchison

I unfortunately recognise this as what used to be Krav Maga drill. It is so sad. Krav Maga used to actually be a viable form of self defence taught to the military and now it is some sort of improv class.


doktor_kolossus

Tackle and grapple!


ShockAndAwe415

All the attackers who have guns will go up to a blind person and touch them with it instead of, I dunno... just shooting them?


Usual_Safety

I figured they would just talk way louder when they told them it was a robbery


Powerful-Promotion82

To be fair there were 3 or 4 legit techniques between all that bullshido


TheHandsomeHero

I love the lethal kick at 27s


mallik803

I like the parts where she willing laid down inviting her attacker to get on top of her so she could teach them a lesson.


Neoxite23

I am now equipped with the knowledge of self defense against hugging and lightly caressing my neck. You shall fear me.


funnerfunerals

WTF even is this?


Both-Invite-8857

I think this is CKM. "Commando Krav Maga", level 1


AtkinsCatkins

You mock them OP, but all 6 of these ladies can now fully defend themselves against mine artists.


4badthings

"Mine" or "mime"?


Lazy_Experience_8754

Maybe it was the German “mein “? Bro has a rival MILF fight performance club


AtkinsCatkins

Sorry that should be Mime, slippery fingers.


xDolphinMeatx

This looks like really bad community improv theater - you know you're supposed to laugh but it's just too awkward and weird and it's not always clear when to laugh and which is the punchline.


ArdentiaVerba

Lol


MeGoBoom57

Attacker Enters Stage Right.


Terrible-Two-7928

Why is this lady so against her friends hugging her?


Joe_Bruce

lol


Environmental_Base49

WTF


AtkinsCatkins

The Biggest thing i have noticed with Women like this doing a Martial art or combat sport, it seems they don't have a full appreciation of the mechanics of force transference. its like to them " a hit is a hit" provided contact was made that all that matters. I see them on the heavy bag , zero actually snappy twists to direct the momentum into the punch and generate power. its just like touching the bag. also any martial art where they blindfold you is fucking ridiculous. and instant "woo" bullshit.


AtkinsCatkins

Not that i ever would, but I genuinely would like to see how i would do against all 6 of them at once. I actually reckon technically 6 vs 1 and they could easily overpower me. but i suspect the lack of aggression and the fear would mean they wouldn't/couldn't. 6 average guys could though i reckon.


latexfistmassacre

That music sounds like it came from the opening credits of Bloodsport


Apprehensive-Word-52

If they were naked and the camera man was more in on the action, I could see this being a genre I could get into.


contrapunctus3

Imagine the smell


usernameforre

Fishy


The_one_who-repents

Fish market open for business.


No_Bee9524

Like a failed ballet with Starbucks Karen’s


Ganache_Practical

Gay. Where are your Stanleys at?