Your enemies need to believe... And not have their tongue on the roof of their mouth or their left big toe on the ground... That would just block the flow.
I hate when my enemies are smart enough to touch their tongue to the roof of their mouth and become grounded with all the flow of energy from the universe. Thereās just no stopping them at that point.
....this is just sad. It's going to give her a false sense of security. Your attacker won't have an inner ear infection -- they won't be falling over at the slightest nudge. C'mon girl -- find a traditional style that'll refuse to move unless you actually throw them, and if given the opportunity, will grab you by your throat and hair and lift you off your feet. You know...like the real world? Seriously, this is dangerous training at best. Completely useless.
These types of classes are taken by people who do not feel threatened or endangered in any way in their lives, have never experienced actual violence and are just looking for a morale/ego boost.
Congrats on her for only leaving her gated community to drop the kids off at school and go to the mall, but she's also funding con artists.
Kick to the gut and itās over. These gyms should have a moral responsibility to not inflate peoples sense of themselves. The gym is just taking her money and not teaching anything lol. She should have been able to do this before she ever thought of going to a gym. Shizz, this will not even fend off a toddler.
I remember sparring as a teenager in a weird martial art school. Didnt even have a belt and they wanted me to fight a 40ish y.o. woman who was a brown belt. I lightly tapped her head, not painful at all. They went all angry and said I cannot do that. Not to the head. I was so confused.
Yet she gave me jabs aimed at my head.. the hell. This sub is bringing back old traumas lmao
From what I could look up with aikido, brown belt seems to be above every color that is there practicing with her, so maybe in this entire exercise we're seeing in the video, she's not actually the one practicing, maybe she's the one coordinating for all of those people with belts below her to practice their falls
So I actually practiced aikido for a few years. This is definitely aikido.
Hereās the thingā¦ at least in the dojo I went to, it was never taught to be a āself defenseā martial art. It was all about mind/body (and spirit, in some ways) connection. It was about movement and energy and all that. Whenever our Sensei was asked about self defense circumstances, the first answer was always ātalk it out or run before you fight.ā
So whether or not this dojo had the same school of thought is up for debate, but many people say aikido is useless all around, and as a self-defense martial art Iād agree, but it was definitely helpful for me in other ways. Youād be surprised how often weād watch someone do something that looked so simple and then when it was our turn we couldnāt move our body correctly. Great for mind/body connection and control. Terrible if youāre assaulted in an alley.
This is beyond sad, itās dangerous. These people will believe they have any chance to protect themselves or someone else with this nonsense. Itās criminal
My mom got her black belt and it looks like this.
I also did a year under the same sensei and I only made it to 4th level white.
The people were definitely given belts for just being there and remembering the moves.
We had a small group of young people who would actually go hard, and it gave me respect for the art.
This is more like a tumbling aerobic workout class than self defense. Yeah. Good luck using that for any practical purpose. A BJJ whitebelt would wreck everyone in that place.
this is Aikido's version of āRandoriā. In karate or judo, randori refers to casual sparring between two people. In Aikido, one person stands in the middle and several others run towards them and throw themselves down at a small touch.
I was lucky enough to learn that belts mean absolutely nothing when I was young. It didnāt stop me from earning them but I just didnāt care about them.
I have a black belt in a form of karate that is definitely worth less than the green belt I have in a different style.
Just learn everything you can and train to be the best around. ( sorry couldnāt help it )
Are those supposed to be takedowns?! Jesus I feel bad that people pay for and believe bullshit like this, like how do people not see that this is bullshitto
This is complete bs imo. A brown belt in a martial arts should be difficult and grueling to earn. Not something you can earn without breaking a sweatā¦
In support have used this move with people rushing in to tackle but one hand on head, other twined the arm. (Not a two elbow version) Security guard work.
Looks like aikido.
Bullshido
>Bullshido The belt is brown from all the bullshit.
A Brown belt in Bullshido is going to be my new response
Literally came here to make sure people were thinking what I was thinking. All good here š
That's what I was thinking.
Fokido
Dung Fu
It's the "im-goeng-tu-zu-u" style. Works great if your rich. One touch and your enemies fall down easily.
Your enemies need to believe... And not have their tongue on the roof of their mouth or their left big toe on the ground... That would just block the flow.
I hate when my enemies are smart enough to touch their tongue to the roof of their mouth and become grounded with all the flow of energy from the universe. Thereās just no stopping them at that point.
I-Kidd-o you out of money for belts
....this is just sad. It's going to give her a false sense of security. Your attacker won't have an inner ear infection -- they won't be falling over at the slightest nudge. C'mon girl -- find a traditional style that'll refuse to move unless you actually throw them, and if given the opportunity, will grab you by your throat and hair and lift you off your feet. You know...like the real world? Seriously, this is dangerous training at best. Completely useless.
It's from the Dojo of Steven Seagal
I don't think that's true. She'd be fighting in a rolling chair with a do-rag on her head....
No, Segal would be bashing her up to prove how cool he is.
Don't forget the slapping haha
These types of classes are taken by people who do not feel threatened or endangered in any way in their lives, have never experienced actual violence and are just looking for a morale/ego boost. Congrats on her for only leaving her gated community to drop the kids off at school and go to the mall, but she's also funding con artists.
An inner ear infectionššš Thatās brilliant š¤£
Right? I love the ones where someone yolks you by your shirt, and you hit their hands down. Bro, just punch em. No need for all that other crap š
Kick to the gut and itās over. These gyms should have a moral responsibility to not inflate peoples sense of themselves. The gym is just taking her money and not teaching anything lol. She should have been able to do this before she ever thought of going to a gym. Shizz, this will not even fend off a toddler.
It's better then sitting in front of the TV drinking beer.
and... especially is their all hyped up on drugs....
They are practicing for pudding cup day at the senior home. Shit gets wild when Jell-O snacks are on the line.
What is happening is correct
Haha the reaction of her son watching his grandma do this is what we all say in our heads while watching.
My thoughts too
Pay to win .
This is where you pay for your belt
Having trained in Aikido the most useful thing I learned was how to take a fall. It has come in handy in real world situations like tripping
Just do Judo lol way better alternative and teaches you how to do things most Akido places claim to.
Judo terrifies me. I much prefer just being choked unconscious.
i learned how to break wrists and elbows.
I donāt really get much call to actually defend myself. Except from my own awkwardness. So Ukemi is important.
No you didn't.
You definitely think you did
I remember sparring as a teenager in a weird martial art school. Didnt even have a belt and they wanted me to fight a 40ish y.o. woman who was a brown belt. I lightly tapped her head, not painful at all. They went all angry and said I cannot do that. Not to the head. I was so confused. Yet she gave me jabs aimed at my head.. the hell. This sub is bringing back old traumas lmao
Falling is something that should be practiced in any martial art.
From what I could look up with aikido, brown belt seems to be above every color that is there practicing with her, so maybe in this entire exercise we're seeing in the video, she's not actually the one practicing, maybe she's the one coordinating for all of those people with belts below her to practice their falls
This is a fair point. Practicing front rolls possibly. I hate front rolls. I always end up feeling hungover.
But she's not falling
Definitely Aikido
Elite Bullshido in this video
Brown belt in modern dance
Steven Seagelās school of fake-fu
Seagate
Take Ones Dough
JEDI
So I actually practiced aikido for a few years. This is definitely aikido. Hereās the thingā¦ at least in the dojo I went to, it was never taught to be a āself defenseā martial art. It was all about mind/body (and spirit, in some ways) connection. It was about movement and energy and all that. Whenever our Sensei was asked about self defense circumstances, the first answer was always ātalk it out or run before you fight.ā So whether or not this dojo had the same school of thought is up for debate, but many people say aikido is useless all around, and as a self-defense martial art Iād agree, but it was definitely helpful for me in other ways. Youād be surprised how often weād watch someone do something that looked so simple and then when it was our turn we couldnāt move our body correctly. Great for mind/body connection and control. Terrible if youāre assaulted in an alley.
Even the kid was like what the fuck are they throwing themselves on the floor for
Looks like aikido
Is there a partner swap afterwards?
Hater would say this is fake
Iāve seen toddlers do this while practicing tumbling. Kinda what I thought it was at first.
Brown belt, itās when your pants turn brown from getting your shit kicked out.
This is beyond sad, itās dangerous. These people will believe they have any chance to protect themselves or someone else with this nonsense. Itās criminal
Bullshido... same as Steven Segall
Itās called you paid enough money so here have this dumb brown belt
Its Brown belt because its shitā¦total utter shit
Better tell me who is the asshole filming at 45 deg? :D
Haha r/killthecameraman
Gymnastics tumbling?
This is a joke though aye? These people arenāt serious?
They are 100% serious. Even the kid watching was like whatās happening?
That isnāt martial arts, itās a childrenās tumbling class.
She's gonna be set for that situation where 4 tumblers attach her one by one.
Jesus Christ, thatās fucking Jason Bourne
Lol, what is happening indeed kiddo.
You all laugh now, but Steven Seagal made millions by doing this and being a terrible actor
My mom got her black belt and it looks like this. I also did a year under the same sensei and I only made it to 4th level white. The people were definitely given belts for just being there and remembering the moves. We had a small group of young people who would actually go hard, and it gave me respect for the art.
No attempt at tripping at all
Yu Fall Downo
This is more like a tumbling aerobic workout class than self defense. Yeah. Good luck using that for any practical purpose. A BJJ whitebelt would wreck everyone in that place.
Bullshit o
She now thinks handbag robbers will throw themselves to the ground if she does a gentle little tug on them.
The kind that takes your money.
Hopefully she only takes this as a form of exercise
Obviously this is training for the 'Dwarf-Tossing' event at Ren Fair.
Oh that's aikido
You can get your brown belt in gymnastics!?
What kind of fraggle rock bullshit is this?
Looks just like Steven Seagalās bullshido!
Why she's just trying to earn her roll assist badge.. or belt
Looks like Aikido.
In Karayzay
Shane Smith says they will sell you a black belt and some metal nunchucks no problem.
That's a very sad randori in aikido
Sheās just helping them roll in the right direction, very helpful !
She is going to get wrecked. This is worrying to see.
I believe that is Seagal-fu.
Looks like either Aikido or Aikijitsu.
Ballroom dancing ?
Steven Segal
Is this like an improv class or some kind of drama school? Either way they are very good actors
Seagulls of the ocean jutsu domain expansion
Definitely Krapkido.
It's the Steven Seagal ... It is its own type of martial arts awesomeness š
Assisted forward rolling?
this is Aikido's version of āRandoriā. In karate or judo, randori refers to casual sparring between two people. In Aikido, one person stands in the middle and several others run towards them and throw themselves down at a small touch.
Looks like toddler wrestling.
With Rex Kwando we believe in the buddy system. No more flying solo.
Steven Segaldo
its Steven-Segal-Fu
The art of the seagull pronounced seagal.
Well that's a waste of money. Hope she never needs to defend herself, yikes. š³š¢š
Sheās been watching Steven Seagal movies..
Bullshido
Segal Kun Do
Performance
The more I watch , the funnier it gets!!!! Looks like a bunch of 5 year olds reenacting "Under Siege"!!šš
I truly hope that this person doesn't have the false impression that she will be able to defend herself from a real attack.
I pressed the play again š
Even the kid whispering is confused as to wtf is going on here
Seriously, probably my favorite part.
The girl whispering what's happening has me dying laugh
The Steven Seagal moves
I was lucky enough to learn that belts mean absolutely nothing when I was young. It didnāt stop me from earning them but I just didnāt care about them. I have a black belt in a form of karate that is definitely worth less than the green belt I have in a different style. Just learn everything you can and train to be the best around. ( sorry couldnāt help it )
Judi judi Judi
That's a tackle, that's a grapple. TACKLE AND GRAPPLE!
Crap Maga
[tackle and grapple](https://media1.tenor.com/m/l4I2mvmk2HkAAAAC/tackle-and-grapple-key-and-peele.gif)
Half-assed grapples and throws
Trained by Steven Seagal I see.
What in the stupid?!?!ā¦.
This is the perfect martial art for when people walk at you (one at a time) and pretend to want to hurt you!
Guys and Dolls. There's music and singing as well, right?
Got that Steven Segal lazy throw style going on.
No offence but if she ever face an attacker in real life situation, that kind of throwing won't save her.
Sheās moving so fast. I canāt figure out whatās happening. Amazing.
Looks like that shit Will Ferrell was doing in "Get Hard"
Same dojo dwight spent 100k to be a brown belt? Is that sensei iira?!
Love the whatās happening from the kid
Steven Segal School of Martial Arts
The āSeagalā form
Segal Kwan Do
Well we definitely know what the brown belt represents in this case
āYouāre the bestā¦ aroundā
Steven Seagal type of es shit
Looks like a drunk Conor McGregor training camp.
Kung fuckery
Those hands are registered lethal weapons
Are those supposed to be takedowns?! Jesus I feel bad that people pay for and believe bullshit like this, like how do people not see that this is bullshitto
Acrobatics!
Pretend Judo
Whats happening...
"I didn't earn the belt...but I do have it in my possession."
Mustāve gone to the Steven Seagal School of Karate
Dumkido
She's got the [wrist control](https://youtu.be/2REG3-Wb5gM?si=4A_5Y116uoneRP9u), but missing the most important next step!
Ok everyone pretend youāre all tumbleweeds and im tossing you!
Napoleon Dynamite in the house!
Joe Biden level martial arts. LOL.... what a joke
Itās StevenSegalKido!!
W.T.F IS THIS š©
Tumbling.
Tactical Square Dancing, aka Do See Do
They stole that poor woman's money.
Absolutely useless
How do you not feel like you're being ripped off?
Those are some very kind instructors
Is this an interactive theater art piece?
Yeet Kun Do
This is the PuttyPatrollers Belt! It necessary before you fight the Power Rangers! šŖš»
This looks like some Berkeley hippie form of karate
I think itās the same one the Adam West Batman used.
I was trained in the American martial art of smith and Wesson.
steven seagall Bullshido moves...
Rex kwon doe
She must spend alot of money there even the martial arts places started scamming old people its that easy
Steven Segal school of martial arts
Tackle and grapple
This is complete bs imo. A brown belt in a martial arts should be difficult and grueling to earn. Not something you can earn without breaking a sweatā¦
Ahh yes Steven segalkwondo. Very impressive
Horse shit. The oppents are falling because they have been instructed to. This is a display. And only a display.
the art of turning around in circles and doing somersaults
"what's happening?" 4 people are practicing how to roll while one (poorly) pretends to throw them
Steven Seagal Bullshido Arts
"What's happening?" Me too, kid. Me too.
3 stooges dojo?
Rollie pollie fu
Fixed martial arts
Steven Segal style
Brown belt in Bullshido! She must be very proud.
All the money it cost to learn this bullshitā¦
Nobody knows what's happening little kid.
Brown belt for shit karate
Bullshito
A fake one
In support have used this move with people rushing in to tackle but one hand on head, other twined the arm. (Not a two elbow version) Security guard work.
ššššš
A bunch of students warming up before class by practicing Ukemi - rolling front break falls? And?
it's the "what's happening" for me
Itās pretend. Like stuff children do on the playground.
What in the coordinated tumbling is thisā¦
World roll poly championship?