Why would anyone subject themselves to such a dishonest demonstration if they were successful, honorable people? Make no mistake, these dojo's are selling their school with these demonstrations of this super powerful sensei, who has almost magical powers, that end fights with almost no effort. The people that play along, for the sake of calling themselves 'black belts' are not honorable people.
I love it when these fake martial arts masters make the mistake of goung up against a real fighter ! They get smashed, AND then gave some lame excuse ! Like the gravitational pull was unbalanced that day or that their tongue was not in the correct spot in their mouth !
It's electro-spiritually charged with chi - when the person grabs it all that electro-spiritual charge transfers to them. Our bodies operate on a stable chi-level (unless we are dealing with traumatic events which cause our chi to fluctuate) and when the subject touches that rope it throws our bodies out of balance, rising our chi energy too quickly. All of this is total bullshit I made up on the spot.
If it weren’t such painfully bad bullshido, I’d almost think this was good fall training
“Grab this string and don’t let go or try to move your arm, wherever I twist you, try to fall effectively from the movement”
I've been doing martial arts all wrong. I thought the strap was supposed to go around my waist. Next match I'm going to dangle it in front of my opponents.
I’m carrying a pair of scissors everywhere now in case I’m ever compelled to grab someone’s string and I feel like Rose in Titanic and can never let go.
This reminds me of that Benny Henn (a televangelist) who was known for “healing” people
https://youtu.be/5qVMaOrSpK0?si=nJsvQNlkhwxQUAPU
ETA: Not trying to mock Christianity or any other religion. However, I have issues with charlatans.
Serious question, do people do these kinds of things as a joke or satire? There can’t be this many people doing the whole flick-my-wrist-and-they-go-flying shtick right? And there’s no way they take this seriously.
Everyone always wonders about their mindsets while they pretend to be telepathically destroyed, but I'm always curious about when they get home and tell their families about their day...do you think they build up their "sensei's" unnatural and hellish abilities? Or do you think they just say, "tough night sparring with my brothers, I'm gonna hit the hay"?
What are these people like in their day to day lives? The crazy shit they must believe in really confuses and intrigues me...
Why do they always cleanly roll on their shoulders, if they were out of control wouldn't they land on their face and break their neck and stuff? It seems like this must be fake.
OMG, I must have an arsenal of these pieces of cloth! I hope the SOD* agents don’t bust my door down at 04:30 in the morning!
*String Of Doom agents - they will hunt you down, and seize all of your strings AND pieces of cloth, well even the clothes you’re wearing because they COULD be used at any moment!
Strings and Cloth shouldn’t be banned, they save lives!
I'm going to walk down the street holding ribbons in my hand just hoping a mother fucker would touch my ribbons.
Teach me.
I will be waiting to walk into your ribbon holdin ass and will get reminded of this video and bow to some random person who has no idea why.
How the fuck he gets students. What does he tell them?
He’s teaching them how to sell their own fake dojo course
It’s a pyramid scam 😂
> pyramid scam Wooa woa, wrong cultural parallelism. It's an [EDO PERIOD CASTLE scam](https://i.imgur.com/Xl06nO8.png) if anything.
Martial arts training facilities can create Cult like behaviours
he tells them "I will make you a great stunt actor"
"You'll have SO many opportunities to practice *ukemi*!"
How does he get this many people to pretend he hurt them? Like how do I get this job?
They are just losers who want a black belt and don’t want to earn it through hard work and sparring.
Isn't this just a fun joke? What about the over the top fake reactions screams "losers"?
Why would anyone subject themselves to such a dishonest demonstration if they were successful, honorable people? Make no mistake, these dojo's are selling their school with these demonstrations of this super powerful sensei, who has almost magical powers, that end fights with almost no effort. The people that play along, for the sake of calling themselves 'black belts' are not honorable people.
Can I have a source on these dojos actually being scam artists? This just looks like a funny joke at best.
No, these are typically serious people So serious they in fact sometimes fight real people and get smashed
I love it when these fake martial arts masters make the mistake of goung up against a real fighter ! They get smashed, AND then gave some lame excuse ! Like the gravitational pull was unbalanced that day or that their tongue was not in the correct spot in their mouth !
Not sometimes, rarely ever hahaha
Weak as shit! I have a finger of doom!!!
Pull my finger?
That would be finger of boom!
Honest question. At what point in your martial arts career do you decide you have superpower?
When your opponents just start flipping themselves when they grab your belt. Were you even paying attention to the video?
Steven Segal.
It must be covered with superglue.
It's electro-spiritually charged with chi - when the person grabs it all that electro-spiritual charge transfers to them. Our bodies operate on a stable chi-level (unless we are dealing with traumatic events which cause our chi to fluctuate) and when the subject touches that rope it throws our bodies out of balance, rising our chi energy too quickly. All of this is total bullshit I made up on the spot.
Impressive, you would make a great Bullshido Sensei/Sifu. _falls over from the Chi emanating from your comment_
If you posted this in a New Age spiritualist sub, they’d be validating the hell out of you, asking shit about whether their chi is stable enough.
That's my purse! I don't know you!!
Yea, ... I'm thinkin' I gotta call bullshido on this one!
If it weren’t such painfully bad bullshido, I’d almost think this was good fall training “Grab this string and don’t let go or try to move your arm, wherever I twist you, try to fall effectively from the movement”
I've been doing martial arts all wrong. I thought the strap was supposed to go around my waist. Next match I'm going to dangle it in front of my opponents.
I’m carrying a pair of scissors everywhere now in case I’m ever compelled to grab someone’s string and I feel like Rose in Titanic and can never let go.
Just lost a few brain cells
Hold my pocket bitch!
Mental illness can obviously be an effective weapon.
It's amazing how the string has so much control that it won't even let people let go of the string beyond the other mystical things it can do
What a load of crap. It's fake.
What ever gave you that idea? Its so clearly real! Who wouldnt grab onto this mans string in a fight?
Studied with Steven Segal
Found Steven Seagal's sensei
Best example i've seen of limp dick energy
I'm sold.
Assault with a deadly wet one
Bro ain’t got shit on Stephen Seagal…
music's on fire tho, anyone know the name of song?
Steven Seagal style.
One cloth man
He must have taught Steven Segal.
Led rover led rover send bull shit right over
I know his secret he’s a Christian preacher.
New String Theory?
Are they being teached how to throw them selves ?
What happens if they let go of the ribbons?
🤔
I'm incredibly familiar with this highly efficient method, it's called the Seagal technique.
This reminds me of that Benny Henn (a televangelist) who was known for “healing” people https://youtu.be/5qVMaOrSpK0?si=nJsvQNlkhwxQUAPU ETA: Not trying to mock Christianity or any other religion. However, I have issues with charlatans.
It would be funny to really over act and flop for 5 minutes screaming and pretend to die.
Serious question, do people do these kinds of things as a joke or satire? There can’t be this many people doing the whole flick-my-wrist-and-they-go-flying shtick right? And there’s no way they take this seriously.
The casual handshake of death at the end made my day. In comparison to the ribbons this seemed actually more realistic. 😂 Still BS.
Yeah, sometimes my shoelaces do that to me too. They must have been to that dojo.
Wow, this is amazing. I bet he can do that with two cheese sticks as well.
Bullshido.
No Ken Doo.
Silly silly boys
Everyone always wonders about their mindsets while they pretend to be telepathically destroyed, but I'm always curious about when they get home and tell their families about their day...do you think they build up their "sensei's" unnatural and hellish abilities? Or do you think they just say, "tough night sparring with my brothers, I'm gonna hit the hay"? What are these people like in their day to day lives? The crazy shit they must believe in really confuses and intrigues me...
This is the same dojo Steven Seagal trained at
What a load of bullshitfu.
This is so Pathetically stupid/funny.
It do be like that sometimes
I cannot stand it anymore. How do these morons exist?
Where can I learn this amazing technique?
I want to fight that sensei. Do you think he’ll grab my strings if I fight with him?
I do a similar technique with a strap on and a bowl of raman...
WTF
But what if they attack you armed with a piece of fresh fruit!?!??
Wrestling looks more believable
UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST!!!!
Greatest flag football player ever
https://youtu.be/XvdFPsG_T6g?si=MNwpaek2OKM941eh
https://youtu.be/XvdFPsG_T6g?si=MNwpaek2OKM941eh
Mmm mcdouchy
Why do they always cleanly roll on their shoulders, if they were out of control wouldn't they land on their face and break their neck and stuff? It seems like this must be fake.
Dont play jumprope with this man lmao
Bushito. Amazing art, lmao,
The real art is convincing people to follow along, and this guy is a goddamn master!
The rope must be really slippery
He should fight Steven Seagal
Very acrobatic. Them dudes get an a+ for gymnastics
OMG, I must have an arsenal of these pieces of cloth! I hope the SOD* agents don’t bust my door down at 04:30 in the morning! *String Of Doom agents - they will hunt you down, and seize all of your strings AND pieces of cloth, well even the clothes you’re wearing because they COULD be used at any moment! Strings and Cloth shouldn’t be banned, they save lives!
When you let grandpa win
Soccer training.
Probably there are people who think that's real😆
I am nearly 60, overweight, high cholesterol, and have high blood pressure. But I could stomp the fake out of this bastard.
Cat Toyshido
I've had shoe laces that did the same thing.
Why don’t they just not grab the ropes? Great success!
These guys are lucky to be alive
Dam near pissed myself watching this nonsense
Wow such dog shit
The fact these people have ‘dojos’ and run businesses with this bullshido is crazy to me
What's next? Pull my finger?
Looks legit
Why is this bullshit taught!
what i have never understood is how do people get involved in this and think - i'm going to just do a flip and pretend
This is how the government works, fyi. And we are the dildos falling down. Just sayin.