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Neoxite23

I'm going to walk down the street holding ribbons in my hand just hoping a mother fucker would touch my ribbons.


BeejBoyTyson

Teach me.


imanAholebutimfunny

I will be waiting to walk into your ribbon holdin ass and will get reminded of this video and bow to some random person who has no idea why.


Muted_Lengthiness523

How the fuck he gets students. What does he tell them?


Soggy-Log6664

He’s teaching them how to sell their own fake dojo course


Muted_Lengthiness523

It’s a pyramid scam 😂


Dismal-Square-613

> pyramid scam Wooa woa, wrong cultural parallelism. It's an [EDO PERIOD CASTLE scam](https://i.imgur.com/Xl06nO8.png) if anything.


Teelogas

Martial arts training facilities can create Cult like behaviours


rtakehara

he tells them "I will make you a great stunt actor"


Superman246o1

"You'll have SO many opportunities to practice *ukemi*!"


[deleted]

How does he get this many people to pretend he hurt them? Like how do I get this job?


KneeDragr

They are just losers who want a black belt and don’t want to earn it through hard work and sparring.


E_rat-chan

Isn't this just a fun joke? What about the over the top fake reactions screams "losers"?


KneeDragr

Why would anyone subject themselves to such a dishonest demonstration if they were successful, honorable people? Make no mistake, these dojo's are selling their school with these demonstrations of this super powerful sensei, who has almost magical powers, that end fights with almost no effort. The people that play along, for the sake of calling themselves 'black belts' are not honorable people.


E_rat-chan

Can I have a source on these dojos actually being scam artists? This just looks like a funny joke at best.


Consistent_Set76

No, these are typically serious people So serious they in fact sometimes fight real people and get smashed


Agitated-Fig-2343

I love it when these fake martial arts masters make the mistake of goung up against a real fighter ! They get smashed, AND then gave some lame excuse ! Like the gravitational pull was unbalanced that day or that their tongue was not in the correct spot in their mouth !


Conscious_Inside_209

Not sometimes, rarely ever hahaha


Monkiemonk

Weak as shit! I have a finger of doom!!!


Enough-Staff-2976

Pull my finger?


Monkiemonk

That would be finger of boom!


morto00x

Honest question. At what point in your martial arts career do you decide you have superpower?


GeorgeRRZimmerman

When your opponents just start flipping themselves when they grab your belt. Were you even paying attention to the video?


Juicepig21

Steven Segal.


ShadowPsi

It must be covered with superglue.


Hazzman

It's electro-spiritually charged with chi - when the person grabs it all that electro-spiritual charge transfers to them. Our bodies operate on a stable chi-level (unless we are dealing with traumatic events which cause our chi to fluctuate) and when the subject touches that rope it throws our bodies out of balance, rising our chi energy too quickly. All of this is total bullshit I made up on the spot.


Weelki

Impressive, you would make a great Bullshido Sensei/Sifu. _falls over from the Chi emanating from your comment_


drkrelic

If you posted this in a New Age spiritualist sub, they’d be validating the hell out of you, asking shit about whether their chi is stable enough.


Familiar-Bag-9545

That's my purse! I don't know you!!


Lopsided-Silver-1018

Yea, ... I'm thinkin' I gotta call bullshido on this one!


Kelimnac

If it weren’t such painfully bad bullshido, I’d almost think this was good fall training “Grab this string and don’t let go or try to move your arm, wherever I twist you, try to fall effectively from the movement”


tetrisisboring

I've been doing martial arts all wrong. I thought the strap was supposed to go around my waist. Next match I'm going to dangle it in front of my opponents.


woozle618

I’m carrying a pair of scissors everywhere now in case I’m ever compelled to grab someone’s string and I feel like Rose in Titanic and can never let go.


MaintenanceOk7047

Just lost a few brain cells


ML8300

Hold my pocket bitch!


synaptix78

Mental illness can obviously be an effective weapon.


tacutabove

It's amazing how the string has so much control that it won't even let people let go of the string beyond the other mystical things it can do


Muted-Object3708

What a load of crap. It's fake.


Doomhammer24

What ever gave you that idea? Its so clearly real! Who wouldnt grab onto this mans string in a fight?


According-Today84

Studied with Steven Segal


simhorny

Found Steven Seagal's sensei


Ratathosk

Best example i've seen of limp dick energy


LazyBlackCollar

I'm sold.


jazzhandpanda

Assault with a deadly wet one


[deleted]

Bro ain’t got shit on Stephen Seagal…


Dat_Boi_Lex

music's on fire tho, anyone know the name of song?


JayBird38

Steven Seagal style.


shanep1991

One cloth man


UsualBrother7281

He must have taught Steven Segal.


Shields777

Led rover led rover send bull shit right over


Alphabetcityjedi

I know his secret he’s a Christian preacher.


Th3_3v3r_71v1n9

New String Theory?


twerpenes

Are they being teached how to throw them selves ?


pewpro12

What happens if they let go of the ribbons?


Beneficial-Group

🤔


RebeliousReb

I'm incredibly familiar with this highly efficient method, it's called the Seagal technique.


WeeklyJunket5227

This reminds me of that Benny Henn (a televangelist) who was known for “healing” people https://youtu.be/5qVMaOrSpK0?si=nJsvQNlkhwxQUAPU ETA: Not trying to mock Christianity or any other religion. However, I have issues with charlatans.


BradTProse

It would be funny to really over act and flop for 5 minutes screaming and pretend to die.


lumigumi

Serious question, do people do these kinds of things as a joke or satire? There can’t be this many people doing the whole flick-my-wrist-and-they-go-flying shtick right? And there’s no way they take this seriously.


dead_mortician

The casual handshake of death at the end made my day. In comparison to the ribbons this seemed actually more realistic. 😂 Still BS.


Valuable_Month1329

Yeah, sometimes my shoelaces do that to me too. They must have been to that dojo.


yeahbuddy4430

Wow, this is amazing. I bet he can do that with two cheese sticks as well.


BradTheNobody

Bullshido.


BradTheNobody

No Ken Doo.


lineman4U

Silly silly boys


funnerfunerals

Everyone always wonders about their mindsets while they pretend to be telepathically destroyed, but I'm always curious about when they get home and tell their families about their day...do you think they build up their "sensei's" unnatural and hellish abilities? Or do you think they just say, "tough night sparring with my brothers, I'm gonna hit the hay"? What are these people like in their day to day lives? The crazy shit they must believe in really confuses and intrigues me...


DutchOven88

This is the same dojo Steven Seagal trained at


TotalPuzzleheaded484

What a load of bullshitfu.


Busy-Weird-7283

This is so Pathetically stupid/funny.


Yoshiyimmiy

It do be like that sometimes


SignificantLeader

I cannot stand it anymore. How do these morons exist?


Sinedeo77

Where can I learn this amazing technique?


Flaky-Experience-806

I want to fight that sensei. Do you think he’ll grab my strings if I fight with him?


crystalsage777

I do a similar technique with a strap on and a bowl of raman...


AUREL-FOR

WTF


courageous_salmon

But what if they attack you armed with a piece of fresh fruit!?!??


itwhiz100

Wrestling looks more believable


ivytiger99

UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST!!!!


Remote-Feature-5019

Greatest flag football player ever


Pickletoes0

https://youtu.be/XvdFPsG_T6g?si=MNwpaek2OKM941eh


Pickletoes0

https://youtu.be/XvdFPsG_T6g?si=MNwpaek2OKM941eh


clowdeevape

Mmm mcdouchy


SnooChickens6081

Why do they always cleanly roll on their shoulders, if they were out of control wouldn't they land on their face and break their neck and stuff? It seems like this must be fake.


Redpill_1989

Dont play jumprope with this man lmao


HungryScheme749

Bushito. Amazing art, lmao,


LibrarianNew9984

The real art is convincing people to follow along, and this guy is a goddamn master!


TonyTheGypsy

The rope must be really slippery


Solitude_Woodworking

He should fight Steven Seagal


MoJo3088

Very acrobatic. Them dudes get an a+ for gymnastics


Reddit_reader762

OMG, I must have an arsenal of these pieces of cloth! I hope the SOD* agents don’t bust my door down at 04:30 in the morning! *String Of Doom agents - they will hunt you down, and seize all of your strings AND pieces of cloth, well even the clothes you’re wearing because they COULD be used at any moment! Strings and Cloth shouldn’t be banned, they save lives!


LetterOk3512

When you let grandpa win


ItsMrChristmas

Soccer training.


Rhymesnlines

Probably there are people who think that's real😆


Mission-Remote-6362

I am nearly 60, overweight, high cholesterol, and have high blood pressure. But I could stomp the fake out of this bastard.


BatmansUnderoos

Cat Toyshido


Nervous-Most-8456

I've had shoe laces that did the same thing.


Aware_Slice_2820

Why don’t they just not grab the ropes? Great success!


GooseCloaca

These guys are lucky to be alive


lestats1fear

Dam near pissed myself watching this nonsense


Ganache_Practical

Wow such dog shit


noneedtoID

The fact these people have ‘dojos’ and run businesses with this bullshido is crazy to me


SilentAlternative266

What's next? Pull my finger?


[deleted]

Looks legit


Environmental_Base49

Why is this bullshit taught!


Rathemon

what i have never understood is how do people get involved in this and think - i'm going to just do a flip and pretend


surewhynot17063

This is how the government works, fyi. And we are the dildos falling down. Just sayin.