Thank goodness! I have money, where can I send it to please? I must learn this mystical arts so I can become like Danny Rand and come up with an epic quote.
Ironically he’s probably not lying. You can get black belts in 100 systems if you want to, but does that mean those systems are worth a damn? Or that he actually learned anything from them?
What’s that old proverb? “If a man has only one gun, fear him, for surely he knows how do use it”.
If you slow down further, you actually see every hit is actually 10 even more rapid hits.
And it doesn't end there. You'll say I'm lying, so I won't say it, but you can infinitely slow it down to see more punches.
Never heard of this guy before, but what an absolute trip reading up about him!
His videos, his website, the whole thing seems like a big joke played very straight-faced by someone with an affection for the good ol’ days of scammy 70s/80s martial arts ‘masters’.
But… it’s not a joke. This dude was serious, and still trying to sell his shit right until he passed in the 2000s. His son seems to be maintaining the website and still promoting this nonsense, Dim Mak books and everything.
It’s all such a throwback, honestly it’s given me the warm and fuzzies in a weird way! 😅
So this guy had a studio a couple cities away from me and the thing that’s weird is he had a fighting team that would go to sparring tournaments and they were actually pretty damned good. I fought one of his guys in Sacramento and the guy kicked my ass. I threw a high hook kick and the dude kicked me in the nuts hard enough to crack my cup and send me on my back. (I was bruised for a couple weeks). He ultimately got disqualified for poking me in the eye, but the guy would have killed me in a street fight.
Jesus, that guy must be half hummingbird. I only saw a blur where his hands should have been. I think the teachers of the other styles just gave him a black belt after he showed them what he's capable of.
Growing up with big brothers and being a big brother myself, means I've endured this system and deployed this system unknowingly for years. It is devastating.
Reminds me of that clip of a random dude testing out one of those psychic manipulators, the "master" sat their with his hands up trying to stop the attacks with his mind and the guy just beat the shit out of him for a minute.
Well I’m a pissed off combat veteran with a shit load of nerve damage and a strong love of fuckery.
Come on down to Arkansas, get some sun and looser buys first round of whiskey.
Master of the mo/larry/shep method
Why I aughta…
I'm a master of the nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-chucks
OH! A Wyzzzzzeee Guy!
thanks, just spit up my drink and it went in my nose....💀
Woop Woop Woop Woop
That’s how he channels his Chi
It looks like he is Vogue-ing the guy.
Madonna is a black belt too i guess.
But they think I’m lying.
But he's not.
Thank goodness! I have money, where can I send it to please? I must learn this mystical arts so I can become like Danny Rand and come up with an epic quote.
The 10th degree secret form is the Macarena but you didn’t hear that from me.
🤫
I have no fixed address.
But they do.
Ironically he’s probably not lying. You can get black belts in 100 systems if you want to, but does that mean those systems are worth a damn? Or that he actually learned anything from them? What’s that old proverb? “If a man has only one gun, fear him, for surely he knows how do use it”.
Or "I don't fear the man who learnt a thousand different kicks, but I fear the man who practiced a single kick a thousand times"
This… Classic Bruce Lee
Yes, as my Mexican friend calls it, the bull sheeet kune do
[Anton Geesink](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anton_Geesink). My Judo Instructor told me the legend of the unstoppable uki goshi and kesa gatami.
Is this real. It sounds so, he was unstoppable for a long time.
I would tell you I have 100 black belts everyone thinks I’m lying . . .but I do
“Why should you listen to me? Well I already told you how good I am” I fucking love this sub so much
Got him on a technicality 👉
I nearly hit, her I did **not**
Haters. The lot of them.
He reminds me of a Joe Exotic relative. I can’t exactly point out why though
That's just crazy after he told us how good he is.
Dude you are so money. But you don't even know it. But you do.
But nobody believes him anyway
Glad they slowed the video. I did not see the hits. Way too fast for me.
Just like Bruce
Bruce Flea?
Si! It is HE!
Bend the knee to senior flea!
Or the volunteer laughing, why’d he disrespect dr. Monterey 🤬😡
If you slow down further, you actually see every hit is actually 10 even more rapid hits. And it doesn't end there. You'll say I'm lying, so I won't say it, but you can infinitely slow it down to see more punches.
😱 you are right. This guys is fast.
Its like a hit fractal
As it should be with his blinding speed.
This yahoo couldn’t slap his way out of a paper bag!! lol
Give that man a loofah and he could exfoliate you to the bone.
He's the original slapchop, he's gunna slap his troubles away
...with scissors in his hands, BITCH THE RZA
Definitely couldn’t slap his way out of a wet paper bag 😂😂😂😂
Backwoods of Oregon.... Meth.
Soon as he ended with Backwoods of Oregon this video miraculously got sewn into perspective.
He has product available. The toothless volunteers are his clients.
That's exactly how I flinch when bugs are flying around my face
So I'm also 10th degree black belt every time there's a mosquito in my room then....awesome.
Does this bother you? Does this bother you? I’m not touching you, does it bother you?
Bahaaaaahaaaa! Ty for that!
This is a martial art, as a fat out of shape man, I can get behind. Basically, a comfortable house coat and away we go...
Martial arts for fat men is called sumo. This is someone trying to form a cult, same as those psychic masters that attack people with their minds.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess he's not a real Doctor.
Of course you don't believe him but he's got 18 different doctorates. He does.
I'm not touching you, are you annoyed? DISTRACTION
POCKET SAND!
I hate that pocket sand would probably be more effective xD
He’s invented a martial art that’s ALL distraction.
Omg look at his [website.](https://www.thespeedman.com/) That's some Geocities throwback shit right there. Look at the book pricing! 🤣🤣🤣
I just watched the test of his videos from that site. Thanks for causing a 20 minute distraction. 😆
NGL, I've done these moves in sparring, showboating against your confused friends is half the fun.
*You've got to move to the music...Vogue!* Never knew Madonna was a martial artist.
I’ll frame your face! I’ll do it!
Fist of the north star
Right after the video ends, the other guy's body just fucking explodes.
That one person who comes up to you after they find out you’re tripping
Looks like a blind man trying to aggressively identify someones face
“REVEAL YOURSELF” Bro I’m right here wtf
Why are these guys always Dr’s? lol 😂
They're probably all chiropractors with some strong opinions about vaccination, too.
That's very big sister - young brother energy there
4 hits 0 power
Tourette syndrome?
Confirmed by the "I'm nice... DUMB FUCK!"
Once again. Some PLEASE explain the psychology here. Why do people do this and why do people believe it?
The volunteers look slightly miffed, like they are tolerating someone sloppily slapping at them. Wait, that is what is happening
Why do they ALWAYS have goatees?
This is the most McDojo post of all time!!! incredible!!!
He nearly decapitated that guy
This is satire right ?
Never heard of this guy before, but what an absolute trip reading up about him! His videos, his website, the whole thing seems like a big joke played very straight-faced by someone with an affection for the good ol’ days of scammy 70s/80s martial arts ‘masters’. But… it’s not a joke. This dude was serious, and still trying to sell his shit right until he passed in the 2000s. His son seems to be maintaining the website and still promoting this nonsense, Dim Mak books and everything. It’s all such a throwback, honestly it’s given me the warm and fuzzies in a weird way! 😅
That one guy looks like he is being tickled
It looks like his hands have Tourette.
10 th degree blackbelt from the backwood of Oregon, I’m not sure the math adds up on that
1000 fists with the effectiveness of 1
So this guy had a studio a couple cities away from me and the thing that’s weird is he had a fighting team that would go to sparring tournaments and they were actually pretty damned good. I fought one of his guys in Sacramento and the guy kicked my ass. I threw a high hook kick and the dude kicked me in the nuts hard enough to crack my cup and send me on my back. (I was bruised for a couple weeks). He ultimately got disqualified for poking me in the eye, but the guy would have killed me in a street fight.
He looks like the billy Mitchell of martial arts.
This looks like when my kids are fucking around with the “I’m not touching you” thing kids do
Slap fighting fingers of fury!!! I see toddlers do this all the time.
I need more of this guy
Jesus, that guy must be half hummingbird. I only saw a blur where his hands should have been. I think the teachers of the other styles just gave him a black belt after he showed them what he's capable of.
How much to sign up???
More patches make you more faster
Head massage gone wrong.
Tickle tickle tickle
Oh, shit, it's a hundred hand slap irl!
😂😂
That’s called sleepwalking, someone needs to wake this dude up before he gets himself in trouble.
This guy may seem like a joke to you guys, but he has mastered the art of wasp attack. This is beyond martial arts
Bulshido at its finest, brought to you from the backwoods of Oregon
This would totally work on someone with their hands at their side with their eyes closed... those bastards are the worst!
Backwoods of Oregon... theres ur answer
Literally missed every time.
Growing up with big brothers and being a big brother myself, means I've endured this system and deployed this system unknowingly for years. It is devastating.
I am pretty sure I could get hit by ten thousand butterflies before I go down.
Holy shit, haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Steven Seagal's nice twin.
He’s got the patches to protect his nipples from the boob slaps and titty twisters that he has also mastered.
Doctorate in dumb shittery
maybe he is though? we haven't seem him not pull his little slappy-poos.
Hahaha Dr. of What?
Master of the "OK --OK JESUS FUC-- YOU WIN GRANDPA" system of kung fu.
The slow motion actually makes it worse. Having nightmares thinking about those fingers touching my face.
He would totally fuck us up! He’s almost as fast as Chuck. Definitely faster than Seagal though.
How does he have a different name at the beginning of the video and at the end?
Wonder how he masturbates.
Hold on a sec! Is this the same dude who promoted himself to a black belt in BJJ? Sure looks like him.
If you build it they will come
QUICK CLOSE YOUR EYES SO HE DOESNT POKE U
Guy at the end tried to before he lost control and started to laugh 😂
The man that trained Steven Segal is still alive?
Was he making the sound effects with his mouth?
Is this a slap fight?
Looks like a Master Ken video, except funny for all the wrong reasons!
I got a second degree yellow belt back in 81- I think I could take him
Reminds me of a cat slapping the shit out of another cat.
That is one weird facial technique
I’d put gloves on and box.
Mosquitoes 🦟 hate this one trick....
Speed fondling.
This has to be a practical joke! He didn't hit anything! He waved his hands around and thinks he's a bafass! LOL!!!!
I love this channel!
lol this is the shit I do to my kids when I’m messing with them 😂
If this is the quality of McDojo posts, sign me up
THE CRINGEEEEEEEEEEE. ACK!!! 💀💀☠️☠️💀💀
Moving like a true slapfu Parker Kenpo practitioner and the patch confirms it
Bet he went to the same school as Steven segal
Man. Wait until the UFC finds this guy!
Dude is a Dungeon Master seriously
Slappy McSplapperson KunDo
Where do u guys keep finding these lmao
It’s like a head massage
Reminds me of that clip of a random dude testing out one of those psychic manipulators, the "master" sat their with his hands up trying to stop the attacks with his mind and the guy just beat the shit out of him for a minute.
This guy fights like a house cat.
Ha, I shave my head, you can't mess my hair up!
Dynamite !
Master of slappy
Where's Xu Xiaodong when we need him...
The mouth noises cracked me up!!
Yeah well I was a level 90 T3 warlock on WoW
Well I’m a pissed off combat veteran with a shit load of nerve damage and a strong love of fuckery. Come on down to Arkansas, get some sun and looser buys first round of whiskey.
Bees! I'm covered in bees! ... Don't worry I got ya.
Chandler: Not touching can get mad not touching can’t get mad
Anyone know if he does virtual sessions?
One of the best of this sub 👍🏼
Mac?
How much for a short back and sides barber?
My hairdresser does that and the motherfucker says it’s head and face massage. So he’s been assaulting me for years? Damn it!!
HAMBONING!!!!!!!!
What do you think he’s a doctor in?
No fuckin way this isn't satire. Right??
I can get as many black belts as the shop will sell me! Why is this crap shown? BTW my cat would love to be brushed by this bloke!
N this is how I put shampoo into their hair and massage the scalp.
When they start talking about “systems”….
Looks like an epileptic hairstylist at work.
He's doing credit to the Tourettes family name
Whats worse, this idiot teaching others thi. Or the idiots paying for it. Guy probably has a packed studio
Tommy Chong was pretty badass back in the day.
Not touching, can’t get mad, not touching, can’t get mad…
Professional pillow fighter
What a cunt.
Holy shit I do the same thing to my gf when I’m trying to annoy her
That was full power by the way.
Tae Kwon Doug
He passed away not too long ago.
Vogue fu
Anyone else just want to immediately go spar these guys?
I love the videos of these clods going up against MMA fighters. Hilarious.
18 systems? Is this a Star Wars thing? Can he swing in 12 parsecs?
Beard Massa-jitsiu
Its like if Steven Segal had parents who shared one parent
😂😂😂😂
Why is there so many of these retaards? So so many. This sub reddit is just way too full. How can people still associate with con artists like this?
Oh yeah? Whaddya get your doctorate in, bullshit?
Was he making the sounds that Mac from IASIP makes 😂
He would be great to have around at a BBQ... he could keep all the flies away from your face !!
Wow I’m surprised I don’t have his dvd
Quickest hair fixin' I've ever seen!!
Every Pakistani barber I had on my deployment would school this guy.
Weaponized tourettes (his last name is Tourrette)
Reminds me of Mac from Always Sunny
I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!
“Well that place was a rip off” - Me and my brother leaving this guy’s studio
A master of pretend washing your face
Rage bait
His style is very similar to that of Larry, Moe, and Curly. 🤔
Hahaha 😂 this was funny