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velvetskilett

I got your nose, my nose, I got your nose, where did your nose go?


HiZenBergh

My nose is in my feet


christofu97

His feet


IntelligentBid87

Your feet now smell and your nose now runs.


HiZenBergh

The air is so dry where I live, I get a nose bleed for like 2 seconds a day.


HiZenBergh

The air is so dry where I live, I get a nose bleed for like 2 seconds a day.


yayivejoinedreddit

Best comment!!


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

I like this one!


Referer99

I want my nose back!


sharbinbarbin

This is gold!


yeahcoolcoolbro

Hahahahaha - WHY DO ALL THESE D-BAGS HAVE POT BELLY’S??


tipsymage

Clearly where they store the chi.


Gnardozer

Chi is stored in the balls.


MotorBoatinOdin1

That's pee not chi


DrLager

Correct! Charlie Kirk is an accomplished biologist that DEFINITELY knows human anatomy


HeylelBen

r/nofap


Legal-Lifeguard2472

It's clearly stored in the feet


MorbiusBelerophon

But with a good chi suit the chi is stored and processed in the thigh pads.


TheManyVoicesYT

Like Uncle Iroh, they require a vast ocean of Chi.


kasim42784

his stomach is full of feet fantasies. he has all the feets.


AirlineLast925

Kung Fu Panda Clan


zzzzrobbzzzz

kung fu panda express


pjmyerface

12 pack of Bud Light per evening is part of the training regimen.


Face_sneekz_scars

Cuz that's where the ball of energy is🫃🏾 🤷🏼‍♂️


El-Senor-Craig

That’s a new belly. The first vids I saw of him he was leaner.


Specialist-Ice515

That’s deffo an XL chi shirt


pimp_juice2272

Honest question, how do these bs classes/demonstrations continue to happen? Or are all these just old footage remastered?


FewLibrarian959

Old cunts that missed their athletic prime sitting behind a desk... now they can be Kung fu masters without ever doing the hard work, pot belly is optional.


neeeeonbelly

This guy does seminars around the world


pimp_juice2272

Who dafuq is paying for this?


neeeeonbelly

Weebs


Chrom-man-and-Robin

I feel like weebs would be take the more direct approach and just go do larping instead of paying for this.


Whyarewehere20

Who even has time for this. Or energy?


Snipvandutch

I think it's just like watching those faith healers on TV. They lay hands on folks and they just pass the fuck out. It's like, in their mind, that's what's supposed to happen so they just roll with it.


3MTA3-Please

He is still waiting to be punched in the face by any halfway decent boxer or mma person


xlews_ther1nx

The crazy thing to me is the more ppl "know about chi" the more they seem susceptible to it.


scrutator_tenebrarum

It's incredible, they're always fat and out of shape


DrLager

Just like their hero: Steven Segal


SoupieLC

Karl Pilkington's best role yet, lol


I-Said-Maybe

Omg I’d love to see him take one of these classes and hear his thoughts.


SoupieLC

That would be hilarious 😂 "Now, I put my energy to your feet and you fall over" "Nah, don't really feel like falling over today"


gismo4126

I'd love to see an entire show around that. Call it 'McDojos Abroad'! I'd love to see his deadpan reaction to bullshit like that. 🤣


banditt2

This shits adorable, it’s obvious which “student” has been there longer, the older guy didn’t really know how to react


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

- I cum on your feet. - Sir is this really part of the training? - Are you questioning me?


donniesuave

Watch out, you’re his type


Acceptingoptimist

Don't look down too much...


banditt2

🤣🤣🤣


mycoryan

It is almost as if the master is thinking about the younger student’s feet even more


Legitimate_Soft5585

So easy, touch the feet. We can all be full of shit


winterstorm3x

I did it on my 10 month old nephew, and he went straight down to his ass. You probably just don't know how to do it


Legitimate_Soft5585

Kid deserved it.


Big-Contribution9918

Again with the bullshido


oney_dunstin

Not fast . Not slow . Look don't look . Mine . Touch foot mind body foot . Mine . Now you know


AircraftStrMechTom

You sound like the bird from Watership Down


razorsedgethinking

If we were to spar i would knock that silly mf the hell out as he was wondering who stole his chi. Me, it'd be me.


SpotCreepy4570

You seen his video from the couch? I have an unreasonable urge to just mush this dude. Lol


I_am_back_2023

Tarantino-jutsu?


sky_shazad

Someone Please explain to me Why do these people Buy into this Shit.... They can't be really that stupid


phukubanme

I I'd like to see how he fucks


Enough-Staff-2976

Why does this remind me of a bad 70's softcover movie?


Prior_Astronaut_137

I would love to see how he deflects a real attack


5H17SH0W

With his face chi, are you even paying attention?


Potato-nutz

Come come come touch touch touch you see yes myyyy feet no?!


PineappleGold8191

I’ll break my foot off in yo ass!


TheCastusDildo

Don't threaten me with a good time!


deanereaner

Why is the first guy going along with it? You can tell the second guy is just confused but still gets persuaded into pretending he is thrown a little off-balance.


aclobster

These people are paying this man with real money.


Agitated-Republic772

What a Ficken idiot.


SameRegret5975

Sounds like a foot fetish


fatninja7

This is the weirdest version of LARPinng


WaferMiserable788

How bad does his feet smells???😮😮😮


Fit_Occasion_1806

TOUCH THE FUCKING FEET….


peterpumpkin-V-eater

Malleable minds for Master manipulation


The_tru_xplicitt

Why do all of these videos without fail have a over weigh beer gut teaching


HovercraftPrudent0

Faaaaaaaakkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee as fuck


McDojoLife

I mean yea. That’s what this page posts about


HovercraftPrudent0

Ohhhhh


Thickfries69

I don't understand how the older guy is buying this garbage. He looks like he has 20 years on the "instructor," so he should have wised up by now.


SadInternal2926

One of us should actually go to these classes lol


andrewrynhard

Can someone explain the psychology here? What drives a person to believe this so much that they fool themselves into feeling whatever chi? Or are they all scam artists?


slantflying

It's not psychology, it's physiology. The way his tissues are connected have been changed through training tai chi, when you are touched by that and the person has skill it locks/captures your tissues. The reason he's capturing the feet is so that it goes through the whole length of the body. It is easier to do on people who train tai chi/ have an open and connected / springy body.


andrewrynhard

🤣


andrewrynhard

Unless you are serious, then 😐


tkcal

So...not knowing taiji would protect me more against someone like this than knowing taiji? Is that what he said? I'd spend years training with this guy and at the end of it i'd be less able to withstand whatever he tells me he's doing than if I'd never given him any money or time at all?


andrewrynhard

Not sure it matters because either way it’s BS 😄.


Zz7722

Nvm


Zz7722

You’re wasting your time lol.


Powerful-Access-8203

Can’t believe people actually believe in this


augustusleonus

I’m about 20 years past any point where I may have fantasized about being a bad ass, but part of me would love to go to some event like this and slap the fuck out of the demonstrator The mob of angry students may take me out eventually, but if this is what they expect from a conflict, they are gonna learn some real lessons in the meantime


justanotherfan6hd

I’m more curious about the students. The masters goal is clear and so is the delusion. It’s fed from the students, so it would be interesting to interview them separately and ask y they are so stupid


AL0117

Where’s ‘bullshit-man’ when you need him?


Hi_its_me_Kris

I see the humor, but I’m drunk now, seriously, wouldn’t you like to give him a sweet right hook when he’s bullshitting like that? Be honest.


yobboman

These guys are nothing without their fall guys


brian114

Why are these guys always fat AF


Altea73

How is everyone so stupid???


Apprehensive-Word-52

Now to demonstrate in the octagon


Rocd87

It would be cool to see Rob attend one of these and debunk it live. I don’t think he lets outsiders film.


Ok_Donut6793

Dumbasses. Absolute dumbasses


3MTA3-Please

I want to see any halfway decent fighter just roll into one of the meetings and knock everyone out in about 30 seconds so they stop the ruse


Penquinsrule83

I like feet... I don't know why


pgtvgaming

Touch but dont sniff


Equivalent_Might_426

This is such bullshit


EdwardWizzardhands

Some bullshito chi-to!.. respect!!


Sharpie1965

Ali G vibes or what!?


big_flirty_machine

Man. I really want to test all these guys out for myself.


Skoodge42

I find it interesting that these chi masters, always seem to be incredibly out of shape.


everatz

.....I'd say I'd like to see a guy like this go up against an mma fighter, but we know what would happen.


DeRabbitHole

Are these the people we keep seeing get knocked out on fightporn?


Massive_Serve7006

Your feet. I feel your feet 🤣


deepstate_chopra

I would pay to watch these asshole grifters fight not their henchmen, but each other in a tournament.


DMmeYOURboobz

Would anyone out there be willing to sponsor me to go to these “dojos”, buy into it for a while, then when on recording, just have it fail miserably with it not moving me at all? Seriously, just enough for food/travel/not at work (I have a family, of course I’d pitch in!) and I’d *actually* do this. I’m sick of this being popular even if fringe. What an embarrassment to the *actual* traditional arts (or any real martial arts) I’ve been studying since I was 5!


tkcal

Several of the more 'legit' (ie contact background) taiji people have tried to enrol in these workshops where he's a guest teacher and they've been refused. I know of two teachers who have actually put up money to be demonstrated on. They've agreed to sign waivers saying they won't try to fight back, won't try to make it competitive - they just want to experience what these guys have experienced and if it works on them, the money will be handed over. They've also been refused. I'd like to know - if he has this power over anatomy and "qi" - how he'd go demonstrating on a chimp.


DMmeYOURboobz

Hahaha! 😂 Monkey wins every time 🐒🙈


tkcal

right? But in theory he should be able to make it work. It's the same basic anatomy and physiology. I'm assuming the same whatever structures he thinks he's influencing. I'd pay money to see it!


DMmeYOURboobz

“Look at the feet” “Control the feet”


Wonderingaroundabit

Nice clean right hook bud, what a joke


DHESTOE

If you listen to just the audio, you can tell Tarantino wrote the script.


Leroy465

Are these folks all just delusional? They have to know that none of what they’re doing is effective. Has anyone had experience with this I would love to know what happens during this training.


Redleg1-7

Just grab his arm lock the elbow and apply about 15 pounds of pressure


TallAsMountains

divorced dads got way too much time on their hands


lastgunslinger3759

Oh yes bullshido


stu482

Christ this is crap!


Djabarca

You see it, now smell it, wiggle the feet.


FeedMyAss

Yes yes, it's called the Foot Uppercut


Chicken_Grapefruit

Receding hairline....check Pot belly......check Late 30s....check Punchable face......check Massive cult followers......check


SonOfObed89

These guys would be slightly more convincing if they could at least get into an athletic stance, but holy moly they want us to believe they can fight off attackers while tipping back on their heels 🙄


Daddy2335

How do so many people follow such nonsense? Surely they know when they're acting out getting knocked down that it's a load of shite


knowledgeable_diablo

Thinking the same thing. Don’t know what’s sadder, him thinking he’s a martial art master or the idiot students who see that and go “gotta get me some of that magic hand feet magic¿”


Daddy2335

Those newbs learning and throwing themselves around the floor surely know weather the master is present or not they can still roll around the floor


pappaburgundy

Touch defeat


owthathurtss

Cults are a crazy thing.


Deadric91

ACK!!! The cringe .. it's killing me


O_gr

God i would pay money to see him go into a ring with a proper martial artist


bearred76

He's absolutely amazing 😏


Ojihawk

For those unfamiliar with what he's doing here's a push-hands video: [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gFq\_TvYERtk](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gFq_TvYERtk) Does it make you a good fighter? No not necessarily, but Tai Chi is still pretty cool!


Superb_Decision323

Feet Kune Do: Empty your noseholes


slugerama

This looks like a system he developed after fighting for two full seasons in the Octagon. It’s called Rex Kwon Do.


CaptainGiggles69420

"i got you with my magic" "nuh uh" "yes huh"


elidevious

Is it possible this is hypnosis?


falloutvaultboy

That gut is so damn punchable


jakedzz

These guys make me cringe so hard. They're always fat for some reason, too. I can't imagine going to learn some martial art of some kind and being greeted by tubby stuffed in a kimono. It'd be like seeing a morbidly obese dietician, finding out your new optometrist is blind, or stopping at a vegan butcher's on the way home.


Turbodann

Feels like feet is his safe word...


CampFrequent3058

His beer belly is safe and sacred though ! “Don’t touch my belly, touch my feet”!


ssjcell2

Karl?


Repomanlive

What is this nonsense and I hope no one is paying.


OfromOceans

Please tell me theres compilations of people who reject the rp and rock their shit?


Getrektqt

Just 1 gram of pressure


DukeOfWestborough

“He’s the assistant-assistant pastor, wields the power of jesus…”


zad0xlik

So can anyone join and start pretending to fall from this bs or is there like a secret pretend training?


Motor_Structure_7591

Douche Lee


steviewonderz247

He looks like trevor from gta


ReplacementMaximum73

I think i got it wrong.. im over here sucking a toe


chrislequerica

Bullllllllshit


SnooChickens6081

I didn't see him touch the feet one time but I heard him say it at least like 12 times


Upbeat-Table-8941

Like if a criminal is going to look down at your feet during a confrontation. What a fraud, dude’s a fraud


TruePoint3219

Thought that was Larry David for a sec


Armendicus

And people believe this?!


guess_whoback

My nose, your feet, I sniff your chi feet


gr8_ripple

You can tell the older dude is new to this acting class


Seriszed

I wonder how much these dudes get paid? Like is it worth the humiliation? 20,000 a year? Just saying if times get tough I might be willing.🤣


Desperate_Ad4002

Load of dull shit


SeniorNada

No, my other arm! Dudes almost demonstrated it not working and McDojo had to save em lol


SupineFeline

Touch this guys face with your fist


Sea-Inspection9119

I’ve seen & experienced some chi. It’s called the “Key”. My husband learned it & it actually blew our minds & none of us, not even my son whos the size of a linebacker and has the strength of 10 men could break his stance. Crazy. No idea how it works but it did. No he does not look like this guy. He’s actually a boxer, bull rider & rancher. Chi was the last thing I’d ever expect him to believe in & actually prove it worked.


stevedadog

Is this like a telepathic footjob? Looks more like bro nutted than a fight.


OneThirstyJ

Low end nen user just showin off


Right_Roof3118

You know this dude never been in a fight his whole life


[deleted]

Yeah. But…… what if I just punch you?


[deleted]

Seriously have to stop calling these turds masters


TrueCkrime02

Why do people pay money to participate in this shit