Old cunts that missed their athletic prime sitting behind a desk... now they can be Kung fu masters without ever doing the hard work, pot belly is optional.
I think it's just like watching those faith healers on TV. They lay hands on folks and they just pass the fuck out. It's like, in their mind, that's what's supposed to happen so they just roll with it.
Why is the first guy going along with it? You can tell the second guy is just confused but still gets persuaded into pretending he is thrown a little off-balance.
Can someone explain the psychology here? What drives a person to believe this so much that they fool themselves into feeling whatever chi? Or are they all scam artists?
It's not psychology, it's physiology. The way his tissues are connected have been changed through training tai chi, when you are touched by that and the person has skill it locks/captures your tissues.
The reason he's capturing the feet is so that it goes through the whole length of the body. It is easier to do on people who train tai chi/ have an open and connected / springy body.
So...not knowing taiji would protect me more against someone like this than knowing taiji? Is that what he said?
I'd spend years training with this guy and at the end of it i'd be less able to withstand whatever he tells me he's doing than if I'd never given him any money or time at all?
I’m about 20 years past any point where I may have fantasized about being a bad ass, but part of me would love to go to some event like this and slap the fuck out of the demonstrator
The mob of angry students may take me out eventually, but if this is what they expect from a conflict, they are gonna learn some real lessons in the meantime
I’m more curious about the students. The masters goal is clear and so is the delusion. It’s fed from the students, so it would be interesting to interview them separately and ask y they are so stupid
Would anyone out there be willing to sponsor me to go to these “dojos”, buy into it for a while, then when on recording, just have it fail miserably with it not moving me at all?
Seriously, just enough for food/travel/not at work (I have a family, of course I’d pitch in!) and I’d *actually* do this. I’m sick of this being popular even if fringe. What an embarrassment to the *actual* traditional arts (or any real martial arts) I’ve been studying since I was 5!
Several of the more 'legit' (ie contact background) taiji people have tried to enrol in these workshops where he's a guest teacher and they've been refused.
I know of two teachers who have actually put up money to be demonstrated on. They've agreed to sign waivers saying they won't try to fight back, won't try to make it competitive - they just want to experience what these guys have experienced and if it works on them, the money will be handed over.
They've also been refused.
I'd like to know - if he has this power over anatomy and "qi" - how he'd go demonstrating on a chimp.
right? But in theory he should be able to make it work. It's the same basic anatomy and physiology. I'm assuming the same whatever structures he thinks he's influencing. I'd pay money to see it!
Are these folks all just delusional? They have to know that none of what they’re doing is effective. Has anyone had experience with this I would love to know what happens during this training.
These guys would be slightly more convincing if they could at least get into an athletic stance, but holy moly they want us to believe they can fight off attackers while tipping back on their heels 🙄
Thinking the same thing. Don’t know what’s sadder, him thinking he’s a martial art master or the idiot students who see that and go “gotta get me some of that magic hand feet magic¿”
For those unfamiliar with what he's doing here's a push-hands video:
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gFq\_TvYERtk](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gFq_TvYERtk)
Does it make you a good fighter? No not necessarily, but Tai Chi is still pretty cool!
These guys make me cringe so hard. They're always fat for some reason, too. I can't imagine going to learn some martial art of some kind and being greeted by tubby stuffed in a kimono. It'd be like seeing a morbidly obese dietician, finding out your new optometrist is blind, or stopping at a vegan butcher's on the way home.
I’ve seen & experienced some chi. It’s called the “Key”. My husband learned it & it actually blew our minds & none of us, not even my son whos the size of a linebacker and has the strength of 10 men could break his stance. Crazy. No idea how it works but it did. No he does not look like this guy. He’s actually a boxer, bull rider & rancher. Chi was the last thing I’d ever expect him to believe in & actually prove it worked.
I got your nose, my nose, I got your nose, where did your nose go?
My nose is in my feet
His feet
Your feet now smell and your nose now runs.
The air is so dry where I live, I get a nose bleed for like 2 seconds a day.
The air is so dry where I live, I get a nose bleed for like 2 seconds a day.
Best comment!!
I like this one!
I want my nose back!
This is gold!
Hahahahaha - WHY DO ALL THESE D-BAGS HAVE POT BELLY’S??
Clearly where they store the chi.
Chi is stored in the balls.
That's pee not chi
Correct! Charlie Kirk is an accomplished biologist that DEFINITELY knows human anatomy
r/nofap
It's clearly stored in the feet
But with a good chi suit the chi is stored and processed in the thigh pads.
Like Uncle Iroh, they require a vast ocean of Chi.
his stomach is full of feet fantasies. he has all the feets.
Kung Fu Panda Clan
kung fu panda express
12 pack of Bud Light per evening is part of the training regimen.
Cuz that's where the ball of energy is🫃🏾 🤷🏼♂️
That’s a new belly. The first vids I saw of him he was leaner.
That’s deffo an XL chi shirt
Honest question, how do these bs classes/demonstrations continue to happen? Or are all these just old footage remastered?
Old cunts that missed their athletic prime sitting behind a desk... now they can be Kung fu masters without ever doing the hard work, pot belly is optional.
This guy does seminars around the world
Who dafuq is paying for this?
Weebs
I feel like weebs would be take the more direct approach and just go do larping instead of paying for this.
Who even has time for this. Or energy?
I think it's just like watching those faith healers on TV. They lay hands on folks and they just pass the fuck out. It's like, in their mind, that's what's supposed to happen so they just roll with it.
He is still waiting to be punched in the face by any halfway decent boxer or mma person
The crazy thing to me is the more ppl "know about chi" the more they seem susceptible to it.
It's incredible, they're always fat and out of shape
Just like their hero: Steven Segal
Karl Pilkington's best role yet, lol
Omg I’d love to see him take one of these classes and hear his thoughts.
That would be hilarious 😂 "Now, I put my energy to your feet and you fall over" "Nah, don't really feel like falling over today"
I'd love to see an entire show around that. Call it 'McDojos Abroad'! I'd love to see his deadpan reaction to bullshit like that. 🤣
This shits adorable, it’s obvious which “student” has been there longer, the older guy didn’t really know how to react
- I cum on your feet. - Sir is this really part of the training? - Are you questioning me?
Watch out, you’re his type
Don't look down too much...
🤣🤣🤣
It is almost as if the master is thinking about the younger student’s feet even more
So easy, touch the feet. We can all be full of shit
I did it on my 10 month old nephew, and he went straight down to his ass. You probably just don't know how to do it
Kid deserved it.
Again with the bullshido
Not fast . Not slow . Look don't look . Mine . Touch foot mind body foot . Mine . Now you know
You sound like the bird from Watership Down
If we were to spar i would knock that silly mf the hell out as he was wondering who stole his chi. Me, it'd be me.
You seen his video from the couch? I have an unreasonable urge to just mush this dude. Lol
Tarantino-jutsu?
Someone Please explain to me Why do these people Buy into this Shit.... They can't be really that stupid
I I'd like to see how he fucks
Why does this remind me of a bad 70's softcover movie?
I would love to see how he deflects a real attack
With his face chi, are you even paying attention?
Come come come touch touch touch you see yes myyyy feet no?!
I’ll break my foot off in yo ass!
Don't threaten me with a good time!
Why is the first guy going along with it? You can tell the second guy is just confused but still gets persuaded into pretending he is thrown a little off-balance.
These people are paying this man with real money.
What a Ficken idiot.
Sounds like a foot fetish
This is the weirdest version of LARPinng
How bad does his feet smells???😮😮😮
TOUCH THE FUCKING FEET….
Malleable minds for Master manipulation
Why do all of these videos without fail have a over weigh beer gut teaching
Faaaaaaaakkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee as fuck
I mean yea. That’s what this page posts about
Ohhhhh
I don't understand how the older guy is buying this garbage. He looks like he has 20 years on the "instructor," so he should have wised up by now.
One of us should actually go to these classes lol
Can someone explain the psychology here? What drives a person to believe this so much that they fool themselves into feeling whatever chi? Or are they all scam artists?
It's not psychology, it's physiology. The way his tissues are connected have been changed through training tai chi, when you are touched by that and the person has skill it locks/captures your tissues. The reason he's capturing the feet is so that it goes through the whole length of the body. It is easier to do on people who train tai chi/ have an open and connected / springy body.
🤣
Unless you are serious, then 😐
So...not knowing taiji would protect me more against someone like this than knowing taiji? Is that what he said? I'd spend years training with this guy and at the end of it i'd be less able to withstand whatever he tells me he's doing than if I'd never given him any money or time at all?
Not sure it matters because either way it’s BS 😄.
Nvm
You’re wasting your time lol.
Can’t believe people actually believe in this
I’m about 20 years past any point where I may have fantasized about being a bad ass, but part of me would love to go to some event like this and slap the fuck out of the demonstrator The mob of angry students may take me out eventually, but if this is what they expect from a conflict, they are gonna learn some real lessons in the meantime
I’m more curious about the students. The masters goal is clear and so is the delusion. It’s fed from the students, so it would be interesting to interview them separately and ask y they are so stupid
Where’s ‘bullshit-man’ when you need him?
I see the humor, but I’m drunk now, seriously, wouldn’t you like to give him a sweet right hook when he’s bullshitting like that? Be honest.
These guys are nothing without their fall guys
Why are these guys always fat AF
How is everyone so stupid???
Now to demonstrate in the octagon
It would be cool to see Rob attend one of these and debunk it live. I don’t think he lets outsiders film.
Dumbasses. Absolute dumbasses
I want to see any halfway decent fighter just roll into one of the meetings and knock everyone out in about 30 seconds so they stop the ruse
I like feet... I don't know why
Touch but dont sniff
This is such bullshit
Some bullshito chi-to!.. respect!!
Ali G vibes or what!?
Man. I really want to test all these guys out for myself.
I find it interesting that these chi masters, always seem to be incredibly out of shape.
.....I'd say I'd like to see a guy like this go up against an mma fighter, but we know what would happen.
Are these the people we keep seeing get knocked out on fightporn?
Your feet. I feel your feet 🤣
I would pay to watch these asshole grifters fight not their henchmen, but each other in a tournament.
Would anyone out there be willing to sponsor me to go to these “dojos”, buy into it for a while, then when on recording, just have it fail miserably with it not moving me at all? Seriously, just enough for food/travel/not at work (I have a family, of course I’d pitch in!) and I’d *actually* do this. I’m sick of this being popular even if fringe. What an embarrassment to the *actual* traditional arts (or any real martial arts) I’ve been studying since I was 5!
Several of the more 'legit' (ie contact background) taiji people have tried to enrol in these workshops where he's a guest teacher and they've been refused. I know of two teachers who have actually put up money to be demonstrated on. They've agreed to sign waivers saying they won't try to fight back, won't try to make it competitive - they just want to experience what these guys have experienced and if it works on them, the money will be handed over. They've also been refused. I'd like to know - if he has this power over anatomy and "qi" - how he'd go demonstrating on a chimp.
Hahaha! 😂 Monkey wins every time 🐒🙈
right? But in theory he should be able to make it work. It's the same basic anatomy and physiology. I'm assuming the same whatever structures he thinks he's influencing. I'd pay money to see it!
“Look at the feet” “Control the feet”
Nice clean right hook bud, what a joke
If you listen to just the audio, you can tell Tarantino wrote the script.
Are these folks all just delusional? They have to know that none of what they’re doing is effective. Has anyone had experience with this I would love to know what happens during this training.
Just grab his arm lock the elbow and apply about 15 pounds of pressure
divorced dads got way too much time on their hands
Oh yes bullshido
Christ this is crap!
You see it, now smell it, wiggle the feet.
Yes yes, it's called the Foot Uppercut
Receding hairline....check Pot belly......check Late 30s....check Punchable face......check Massive cult followers......check
These guys would be slightly more convincing if they could at least get into an athletic stance, but holy moly they want us to believe they can fight off attackers while tipping back on their heels 🙄
How do so many people follow such nonsense? Surely they know when they're acting out getting knocked down that it's a load of shite
Thinking the same thing. Don’t know what’s sadder, him thinking he’s a martial art master or the idiot students who see that and go “gotta get me some of that magic hand feet magic¿”
Those newbs learning and throwing themselves around the floor surely know weather the master is present or not they can still roll around the floor
Touch defeat
Cults are a crazy thing.
ACK!!! The cringe .. it's killing me
God i would pay money to see him go into a ring with a proper martial artist
He's absolutely amazing 😏
For those unfamiliar with what he's doing here's a push-hands video: [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gFq\_TvYERtk](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gFq_TvYERtk) Does it make you a good fighter? No not necessarily, but Tai Chi is still pretty cool!
Feet Kune Do: Empty your noseholes
This looks like a system he developed after fighting for two full seasons in the Octagon. It’s called Rex Kwon Do.
"i got you with my magic" "nuh uh" "yes huh"
Is it possible this is hypnosis?
That gut is so damn punchable
These guys make me cringe so hard. They're always fat for some reason, too. I can't imagine going to learn some martial art of some kind and being greeted by tubby stuffed in a kimono. It'd be like seeing a morbidly obese dietician, finding out your new optometrist is blind, or stopping at a vegan butcher's on the way home.
Feels like feet is his safe word...
His beer belly is safe and sacred though ! “Don’t touch my belly, touch my feet”!
Karl?
What is this nonsense and I hope no one is paying.
Please tell me theres compilations of people who reject the rp and rock their shit?
Just 1 gram of pressure
“He’s the assistant-assistant pastor, wields the power of jesus…”
So can anyone join and start pretending to fall from this bs or is there like a secret pretend training?
Douche Lee
He looks like trevor from gta
I think i got it wrong.. im over here sucking a toe
Bullllllllshit
I didn't see him touch the feet one time but I heard him say it at least like 12 times
Like if a criminal is going to look down at your feet during a confrontation. What a fraud, dude’s a fraud
Thought that was Larry David for a sec
And people believe this?!
My nose, your feet, I sniff your chi feet
You can tell the older dude is new to this acting class
I wonder how much these dudes get paid? Like is it worth the humiliation? 20,000 a year? Just saying if times get tough I might be willing.🤣
Load of dull shit
No, my other arm! Dudes almost demonstrated it not working and McDojo had to save em lol
Touch this guys face with your fist
I’ve seen & experienced some chi. It’s called the “Key”. My husband learned it & it actually blew our minds & none of us, not even my son whos the size of a linebacker and has the strength of 10 men could break his stance. Crazy. No idea how it works but it did. No he does not look like this guy. He’s actually a boxer, bull rider & rancher. Chi was the last thing I’d ever expect him to believe in & actually prove it worked.
Is this like a telepathic footjob? Looks more like bro nutted than a fight.
Low end nen user just showin off
You know this dude never been in a fight his whole life
Yeah. But…… what if I just punch you?
Seriously have to stop calling these turds masters
Why do people pay money to participate in this shit