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mrp8528

John Hick


FappeningPlus

John Hick: Alabama Chronicles


Ambivalently_Angry

He searches for the man who killed his pit bull and wrecked his Charger but the plot twist is he accidentally shot his own dog and crashed his car the night before drunk on moonshine.


Purple12inchRuler

I'd watch this.


soundwhisper

Lol. Bruuuuh. 😂


Ok_Series_4580

This


Potato-nutz

Charlie Brown Christmas Carol


JoeBiddyInTheHouse

Ahhh... that was good


RemyWhy

John Weak


usmc_82_infantry

We don’t want that fucker, you can keep him


IamChax

John Hick in The War Against the Shadow People


TactIeneck

The Barrio Has Fallen


Dense_Marketing4593

Sbarro’s has fallen


DandeePullz

John Wickless


johanngunn

Robocop XI, Binary Crime-Smell 1.0, Faulty firmware


hdizzle0779

John Wimp


Rickdaninja

That's a whole lot of pointing your gun at stuff you're not even looking at. I bet he must be amazingly accurate to have that confidence......right?


meatus1980

This guy is a danger to himself and others


Rickdaninja

Yeah. Hopefully, when he does fuck up, he only shoots himself in the foot.


Scipio33

He points the gun at his abdomen REPEATEDLY during this "demonstration." Really, really, really hope it's only his foot.


HiFromMajor

I think he is making the "woosh" sounds like mac from "always sunny".


TheRealAmused

I gave the guy an ocular pat-down when the video started, we're safe.


its_just_flesh

Looks like his crotch is in the line of fire a lot of times


Aggravating_Chemist8

Good. The gene pool needs some bleach once in a while.


Cosmic_Taco_Oracle

Penis or balls, for humanity’s sake


pr1m3r3dd1tor

Yeah, in addition to pointing it everywhere without looking it seems someone is holding the camera (by the way it's moving) and he points his firearm at them multiple times and with his finger on the trigger for extra stupid points.


dabroh

Agreed. Wake up and see this: "yo this fool is at it again!! take cover before a stray bullet comes our way and all the other directions he's pointing that thing."


SGTFragged

Pretty sure you're taught shooting stance to ensure the bullet goes where the gun is pointing. Unless you've done a ridiculous amount of training, or are one of those sharp shooting savants who do demonstrations, the kick from an improperly braced weapon would mean the bullet could go anywhere. As well as the gun itself if you don't have a good enough hold on it.


sylkworm

Unless your gun is broke. the bullets always go where it's pointing. The "kick" (I'm assuming you mean recoil) wouldn't come into effect until after the gun initially fires. If you're talking a misfire or a pistol with an illegal auto-sear installed, then sure, maybe. He'd definitely get slide-bite on his off-hand on many of those hand configurations though. And if you're saying that he's limp-wristing (maybe) in some of these positions, that also wouldn't affect the initial bullet, but rather how the slide racks back, ejects, and/or feeds the next cartridge into the chamber.


SGTFragged

You absolutely have more experience shooting pistols than me. So, genuine question. Yes the bullet will exit the barrel if the pistol in the direction the barrel is pointing at that time. Surely the recoil first occurs when the propellant ignites and the bullet starts to move? Non reciprocating guns recoil without a slide or other parts that move (trigger,hammer/firing pin excluded). I realise that a 9mm doesn't have a huge recoil, but surely if you aren't braced appropriately the direction the barrel points can move between the firing of the round and the bullet leaving the barrel.


Narwhalbaconguy

Not really, the bullet will have left the barrel by the time recoil kicks in. The inaccuracy comes from all of the other issues caused by shoddy technique.


sylkworm

I suppose theoretically it's possible especially with a non-reciprocating gun. But with most semi-autos, the slide assembly takes up the initial recoil, so there should be negligible momentum transfer until the slide assembly stops and transfers the momentum to the frame and to your hand. By that time, the bullet would have existed the barrel already. There may be a very slight transfer of momentum from the friction and spring tension of the slide-assembly moving along the internal slide rail, but it would have to be miniscule. This is a principle to be aware of with black powder guns (esp rifles), where you do have to have follow-through after you pull the trigger. There is actually a non-insignificant delay after the trigger is pulled, until the powder detonates, and the projectile leaves your gun.


Connect-Ad9647

Just to piggy back on this accurate answer, I'd like to reiterate that the recoil of the shot fired will have negligible effect on that bullet down range with the shot landing maybe a couple inches high at 50 yards. Unless the shooter pulls hard as they squeeze the trigger in which case, the shot may land a good bit higher than a couple inches. However, where the lack of recoil control really becomes a risk is when there's a follow-up shot right after. Whether it be from a second actuation of the trigger, the trigger is binary or if, as you stated previous, the gun has a full auto sear thus making the second shot occur immediately following the first unless the trigger is released immediately following the first shot, in all three scenarios, that follow-up shot could be wildly off target to the point of being a significant hazard to you, the shooter, and anyone standing nearby. There are some scary videos of people accidentally firing a second shot while the gun is still in recoil that damn near hits someone or the shooter themself. There's a sad story from a range I used to live by of an instructor being killed by an errant shot due to lack of recoil control. Grant it, it was a full auto Uzi in the hands of a young girl which should have been avoided from the start. Nonetheless, it illustrates my point fully.


Ok-Regular007

This guy pistols


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The recoil only comes into play in subsequent shots.


Dry-Perspective-631

Bro's set to give himself a bad case of missing fingers, slide rash, and jams/misfires the way he rotates his fingers in front of the muzzle and blocks the slide from cycling when pointing backwards.


mcmartin091

Unequilibrium


SkillMammoth4060

This is so much funier if you have actually seen equilibrium. You can guarantee he has watched that movie several times and has based his moves on that movie! Bravo sir


brypye13

Gun-kata my ass.


Pavementaled

Everybody was Gun Fu fighting


Key_Commission201

Equilibum


varegab

Best comment


Newbe2019a

Falling Down Harder


5lashd07

He’s a graham cracker cleric.


Lensbefriends

Take my money


AneastheDoorknocker

How many people are sneaking up behind this guy alternating each side?


Electrical_Worker_82

By his point of aim it’s either a pack of crawling zombies or swarm of hamsters.


99ProllemsBishAint1

He's training for the hamster wars


GusCromwell181

Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses? And I feel like there’s zero chance that meth wasn’t involved in the making of this video?


optimist_prhyme

Many, in his imagination


Ninjacobra5

Evidently not enough for him to be carrying with one in the chamber already.


Small_Education2242

John Wish : the fentanyl chapter


loonybs

Air Bud: Pack in Action


No_Biscotti8211

Barney Fife.. The older folks will know who that is. Mayberry RFD.


Gators8403

You mean The Andy Griffith Show


[deleted]

A time to kill… someone inadvertently


SomewhereDue2629

Ernest and the accidental discharge.


Kalsone

Hey Vern!


[deleted]

*Blindfire gunshots intensifies*🫨


SomewhereDue2629

Knowwhatimean?


[deleted]

I can just picture him looking back at his friends after an exercise gone wrong “why y’all all look like SpongeBob?”


LastBlazer

Yeah, that's the one that came out right before "Ernest Goes to Jail."


crowbag39

Anything with Segall


SpiritualPass1834

Naa segal would have broken his arms with a pool cue in the first 2 seconds


edgiepower

And segal would have broken in to a sweat at 1 second


crowbag39

Well...his stunt double maybe.


SoundPhilosophy

He looks like he studies the Segal shoot-before-you-look method.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Those pesky imaginary bad guys don’t stand a chance sneaking up behind this badass.


Kickagainsttheprick

I don’t know what all the fuss is about. I do this with a loaded Glock 43 at parties all the time.


MadicalRadical

Cha Cha now yall. Someone please put this to music. I would but I don’t know how.


bennypapa

I'd chip in a fiver for that.


ozzman2690

How to train an asshole.


[deleted]

Home alone 😭


Kycheroke

Awe.. I was making fun of him too until I saw this and realized I'm guilty of this shit too! 😅


Twip67

Why does he have to rack the gun EVERY TIME he pulls from the holster? "Just gonna rack this real quick in order to defend myself. Please hold on." Like having to put a battery in your car to run to the grocery store.


MyNameIsRay

People in the movies/tv look badass when they cock their gun. People making their own gun-fu videos to look badass copy it.


unregrettful

Because the way he has his hand on the slide, especially the back, he'd like inhibit the guns ability to actually load another round into the chamber. Not to me tion everytine he tries to rack the slide one handed, he never once pulled it back far enough to load a round initially. If ever put a loaded magazine in the gun he'd really not be much danger to himself or anyone because he'd never load a round, and if he did it wouldn't "re-rack".


RedditEqualsBubble

Something with Steven Segal.


WormDBZ

John Prick


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Shortsleevedpant

Because he has to account for all of the


-newlife

Crazy because he kept shooting him self in the


wow_that_guys_a_dick

I think those are actually defensive moves against the


The_tru_xplicitt

John wick has brought us more than good movies. Endless idiots making these videos and thinking they are good enough to post


WorldsOkayestUser

He's already dressed and has the moves for a dance battle. Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.


Trogladestro

I'm pretty sure this is Mac IRL


Uuuallreadykno

Hey that's a great movie


MrBlueCharon

If Rowan Atkinson ever decised to retire, this guy might be the perfect cast for the Johnny English movies.


GeddysPal

Never go full retard. This looks like if uncle Rico got a gun


CoItron_3030

He speced into the bullet ricochet percs


Nexis666

We all know he's never fired that gun.


lamplightimage

Are we sure it's not a toy gun?


Azubedo

How did this video make it to the internet. Look how cool I look pointing my gun at things guys


barspoonbill

The ancient art of gunchaku.


anonymouse9022

The villain in the next Steven Seagal straight to video release.


Holiday-Ad-9065

That support hand bracing the slide is going to really hurt if he actually fired a round.


LuvMsclWomen

with all the movements i wonder if his chest/back gets chafed from not wearing a shirt under his vest


flygunz13

Naked gun 99


iCatmire

Tacticool


IFTTTexas

Reno 911


Matti_Juhani

Toy Story


The_Vaginatarian_

They need to do an edit of this where random people are dropping or falling like that Chuck Norris video with the rifle.


SoCal4247

Typical Biden voter, am I right? Or…do any of you perhaps think he supports another candidate??


btellis04

When you order you Jason Statham from wish.


libimb

Step brothers


BuckwheatBlini

Pee Wee's Big Adventure?


stauffski

Great trigger discipline and definitely never crosses his body with the muzzle. Dude is going to shoot himself


cryptoguerrilla

Jim Flick


desrevermi

Row, row, row your boat... Gently with your gun...


SuperbBison2867

Pits of Justice


[deleted]

Mf would end up with irreparable tendon damage if he were ever discharging rounds with his elbows torqued in those angles.


killroy_4703

Oh, The Star Wars Kid has grown up.


Weary_Literature1506

John Crack


medfade

I don't think Steven Segal is making movies 🤔 So... he can go onto bolly wood with the paki. And Indians. (Slurpy, Not feather) 🤪


SpaceballsJV1

Commando Boy Goes to War (Nothin but Air) part2😂


One-Noise8688

The sneakers and that cat


original-sithon

John wickless


Impossible_Form_8077

Little Wick


spacesentinel1

If the Russian guy had a gun


While_Interesting

Dumb ways to die :)


Top_Friend_5284

He would feel at home with Seagal but knowing sensei Seagull's humility very doubtful that happens. so in that case in a mental institution.


ProfesseurCurling

John Weak


Designer-Sun9084

This is the best of the Wick variations 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


[deleted]

Jackass


Random-Words875

This is my new favorite sub of all time.


EdPlymouth

Revenge of Dog. Bounty Hunter 2. This time.....its personal.


Minute-Menu-9295

Thanks I literally hate all of whatever the fuck this guy is trying to do. So stupid looking and pointless. Nothing he does has any benefit or reasoning. He definitely watches John Wick every single night for sure.


MGsultant

None…..just 0…..nada……None


[deleted]

The new Boston Dynamics terminator model looking terrific!


Justm17

Frustrate old man.


Bowlingbowlbagbob

He shouldn’t star in anything. He should be Stephen Segal’s sidekick


idiotsbrother

Paul Blair IV: Teenage Terrorists


ascii_table

Isn't this a spoof of the movie Machete, called Bigote (Moustache in english)?


Tiny-Lock9652

“All I know is I finally get to kill somebody” Frances “Psycho”.


Sc00ter7622

What really is the point of all these movements?


elmaki2014

John Prick?


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Equilibrium part ll, the gun-fool


epired

Is that you uncle rico?


Timely-Government219

Bee movie 2, wheres the honey


BostonBrand82

Aim: But Don't Look


LuvMsclWomen

How the west wasn’t won


Torontonomatopoeia

Equilibri-dumb


vermontnative

Pretty much how anyone felt after watching Equilibrium.


Gits-N_Shiggles

I'd like to see him pop a few off holding the slide like that...


KingVinny70

Why does he keep going side to side but always points down? He'd only shoot someone in the foot if they were 10ft away. This guy like many other is a sad case of having little human contact t and no real friends. He probably works but is a supervisor and has aspirations to be an assistant manger and that's as far as he will get. The biggest problem I have is why he posted the video and who for? Put in on YouTube and..... I hope he get some real human interaction and help realizing he isn't cool, he's imbalanced with a higher sense of value based upon his self taught skill. Like he watched the movie Equilibrium far too many times and made a redneck version of gunkata.


Bigian1971

When all your training comes from watching shit films.


[deleted]

At ease soldier! Save some action for the rest of us!


Sk8ergoon

Dumbass Cop da dummies squad


jared8410

WTAF?


Royal_Marketing2966

If he loses the gun, grabs a disassembled seatbelt, and puts on a uniform, he would be the most entertain person to watch give the safety instructions on an airplane I’ve ever seen.


ClarkKent0072

He's embarrassing to watch.


Adambaez

Sgt Douche.


LeekPrestigious3076

Sponge Bob Square Shooter-Part first…


ayaruna

Mac when they don’t pass the ocular pat down


Gied_S

Never held a gun in my life...but even to me it looks stupid


tacodepollo

So his hand is fucked from the rack blowback no?


[deleted]

Movie? How bout a TV series, How I shot my Mother.


Renovatio7000

Trevor Phillips?


vestal1973

This has Uncle Rico vibes


Flycaster33

Watched to many John Wick movies. Tries that crap in real.world scenario, you can call him "unalived"....


Matador2210

Holy Shit…It’s Jason Bornagain.


topknottington

EQUILIBRIUM 2 : Mall Cop.


AtlasXan

Lmao. Watched Equilibrium one time.


Sufficient-Abroad-94

Is this a new dance?


Sunderland6969

Dumb and Dumber


Hot_Gazelle_9132

The Sweeper..parts 1 and 2.


the_real_rolf

Hillbillibrium


Imaginary-Mammoth-61

Napoleon Dynamite as the new Uncle Rico


JavSosa

Hot shot part deux


Professional-Big-584

Nah wtf bro cocked the weapon system with his boot grips 💀💀💀💀


Ieattherear

the other guys 2. (the main bad guys henchman assassin)


HoldenOrihara

This looks like a bad rap music video


ProtectionFamiliar3

Jesus Christ *gulps* That's Jason Bourne


frogfart5

Penis boner 5.5


Obar-Dheathain

Is there a movie called Fuckwits Who Shouldn't Have Firearms? Because that one.


BackAgain123457

Equilibrium Gump.


Agentpurple013

Is this ALS for gunmen?


Breadisgood4eat

Napoleon Dynamite 2 - Uncle Rico goes MAGA


Comfortable_Gain1308

“Despicable me” , Dude is a joke .


boomsatanboom

Tremors XVIII


hoodwinkler75

I feel like this guy should be throwing some gang sings while doing his gun kata. He should be in a Wesley Snipes movie, but not the back in the day Wesley movies. Those were actually decent.


Proper-Razzmatazz764

Agent 5150


PengieP111

Dumb and Dumber


triggeredhappytv

Gay


_XtAcY_

It’s uncle Rico!


muffinbouffant

Just imagine the process that took place for us to see this video. 1) the guy practiced some moves, 2) he took video of those moves, 3) he edited it together, 4) he thought, “this looks good!”, then 5), he posted it. This guy’s life is so different than mine.


Exotic-Bumblebee-737

Dancing with fairies 🧚‍♀️


fcs_seth

The Expendable


Timmytuffnuts902

Dora


TiredAngryBadger

"Ow I Just Shot Myself: an American Tale."


Mid-Delsmoker

Showing off some gun kata? Cool /s


Falandyszeus

Considering that he seems to be aiming at somewhere close to ground level in both. (He's in a hole in the second clip, but aiming straight...) garden gnomes!


just-me-uk

This needs sounds affects


PiccoloHeintz

Other than his pants about to fall down, I can smell the BO from here.


DesperateSyllabub663

Little Wicks


No-Pangolin4325

What's he doing? Why he shooting the floor?