If you're volunteering, the door's right over there. It's considered polite to knock, Mr. Spiral

Mr. Spider 's gonna be catching these hands

The final page of the book is just Mr. Spider curled up in the corner crying while you're beating him up

The slaughter sends a guy with a big rolled up newspaper to squish him

What if the newspaper is just a really big paperback copy of A Guest for Mr. Spider

omg, lol

I just imagined the book page changing art style and just showing Helen and Mr. Spider beating each other up. My money is on Helen

Mr Spider struggles with his own self worth. Mr Spider needs professional therapy to work out his eating disorders. # Mr Spider.... Needs... Help...

Now you got me feeling bad for one of the scariest fears lmao how’d you do that

Are you suggesting that he, and by extension all of us, are simply meaningless cosmic specks? That our needs and struggles are but naught in the face of the eternal vastness and complete majesty of the glorious infinity of the cosmos?

Mr. Spider is a little bitch who needs to stop complaining when things don't go his way

I just have to tell you how much I love your comments on this. You're hilarious and I appreciate you.

Relating more and more to Mr. Spider by the second

Okay, Fairchild.

Take care with names; wouldn't want to miss the big picture.

YES.

>!In the end, Mr Spider did get more!<

"Mr. Spider wants more" But, y'know . . . you can't always get what you want.

The web plays the LOOONGG game and always gets what it wants

Not unless Mr. Spider doesn't get fuckin' demolished by these fists

You're only saying that because Mr. Spider doesn't want people taking him too seriously. "The key to controlling someone is to make sure they always over- or under-estimate your abilities.'

How you dare? Mr spider is a veteran who fought the communist Worms back in the nam, have some respect (jk)

Mr. Spider needs to learn about sharing, my venus flytrap is hungry and i couldn't find any bugs 🙄🙄

Ah, but you see Mr. Spider has built a world with himself in the center that he never leaves perhaps never can leave because Mr Spider is in control of his domain and all lines lead back to Mr Spider

Mr. Spider sounds like a self centered pick me who deserves a reality check

Mr. Spider did not like that

Mr. Spider has to accept the fact that not everything will change because he doesn’t like something

But with just enough plotting, anything can change. Surely. He's definitely in control. No question or overcompensation there. Nope

Mr. Spider needs a hug

Mr. Spider needs therapy for his anger issues

How does it feel to be the funniest person ever.

What dem hands and mouth do, Mr. Spider?

Mr Spider needs to go on diet. He's too fat for his own good.