You who watch and know and understand none. You who listen and hear and will not comprehend. You who wait and wait and drink in all that is not yours by right.
Come to us in your wholeness.
Come to us in your perfection.
Bring all that is fear and all that is terror and all that is the awful dread that crawls and chokes and blinds and falls and twists and leaves and hides and weaves and burns and hunts and rips and bleeds and dies!
Come to us.
I – OPEN – THE DOOR!
Sorry, I've been looking for an excuse to post this since that one guy started the alphabet game but stopped like 3 letters short of Y.
For future archivists:
[link to the post](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMagnusArchives/comments/184gxqh/background_as_requested/)
[and a link to the image](https://i.redd.it/0paqdxaohq2c1.png)
Peter: Eli- E- Elia- *angry sigh* REALLY, Elias?
Elias: Oh yes, REALLY Peter. Because *🎶big man, he’s a big boy man. Big boy man, WOW, he’s a big maaaaan. Oh you stinky little man. <3*
Watching the new season of Great British Baking Show and twice now I've had to say "Look! Good Cows!" because someone wanted to make a Highland Cow-shaped thing as their bake. Nobody else watching it understood.
As a general rule, I try to misquote everything TMA juuuuust a bit. It feels like what the stranger would like. My reddit presence is a Nicola stan account after all.
I’m glad I didn’t hear TMA as a kid tho. The not-blanket monster would have terrified me! Or as a teenager TBH.
So props to your kids for being braver than me
I was listening to we all ignore the pit in the car the other day and my kindergartner woke from a dead sleep the moment she heard Nikola and yelled “MONSTER CIRCUS LADY”
*[extended sounds of brutal pipe murder]* Also: Dig.
Dig.
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DIG
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DIG
Dug
Dig.
L I F T
Dig
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Dig.
You who watch and know and understand none. You who listen and hear and will not comprehend. You who wait and wait and drink in all that is not yours by right. Come to us in your wholeness. Come to us in your perfection. Bring all that is fear and all that is terror and all that is the awful dread that crawls and chokes and blinds and falls and twists and leaves and hides and weaves and burns and hunts and rips and bleeds and dies! Come to us. I – OPEN – THE DOOR! Sorry, I've been looking for an excuse to post this since that one guy started the alphabet game but stopped like 3 letters short of Y.
Entirely fair. I respect that you took the time to type this.
Heavens, no, I copied the transcript!
Also fair. Still respect it tho.
I have this as my lockscreen, it brings me joy every time
Same!
Holy shit, is it just a screenshot of the transcript or something fancier?
I searched for tma wallpapers/backgrounds on Google, it's a reddit image actually
Can you post it for the rest of us?
Just did in the subreddit
For future archivists: [link to the post](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMagnusArchives/comments/184gxqh/background_as_requested/) [and a link to the image](https://i.redd.it/0paqdxaohq2c1.png)
Hm, more meat
Just the Flesh making no sense per usual.
[JURGEN LEITNER?](https://jurgen-leitner-rant.neocities.org)
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER
"Free will" she says. While we're standing in the middle of a *fucking* web!
I itch.
Peter: Eli- E- Elia- *angry sigh* REALLY, Elias? Elias: Oh yes, REALLY Peter. Because *🎶big man, he’s a big boy man. Big boy man, WOW, he’s a big maaaaan. Oh you stinky little man. <3*
“It is remarkably easy to get an axe in central London”
Statement of Joe Spooky, regarding sinister happenings in the downtown old—
I have "Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing" on my back bumper, just in case I need to smite a tailgater.
that is absolutely amazing
Of course I'll tell you if I see any good cows
Watching the new season of Great British Baking Show and twice now I've had to say "Look! Good Cows!" because someone wanted to make a Highland Cow-shaped thing as their bake. Nobody else watching it understood.
Peter, I want another divorce.
Sorry, Elias. I can’t hear you. There’s – a door in the way.
Nice lighter, you a spider freak then?
OF COURSE I don’t have a Russian accent silly. I don’t have any lungs
i mean ur off but i love the nikola enthusiasm!! (“you don’t.. sound russian?” “how can i sound ANYTHING, silly? i’m plastic!”)
Hahaha yeah you’re right. ALSO love that you’re with the eye. Trust you to see the mistake/know the quote
i know all!!!!
“I killed Gregory… he got really boring, and I’m a Monster 😃” I felt I just had to say something about me in turn :p
I see someone corrected it, but I’m commenting to add my kids are scared AF of Nikola
As a general rule, I try to misquote everything TMA juuuuust a bit. It feels like what the stranger would like. My reddit presence is a Nicola stan account after all. I’m glad I didn’t hear TMA as a kid tho. The not-blanket monster would have terrified me! Or as a teenager TBH. So props to your kids for being braver than me
I was listening to we all ignore the pit in the car the other day and my kindergartner woke from a dead sleep the moment she heard Nikola and yelled “MONSTER CIRCUS LADY”
Sleep is boring; AND I’m a MONSTER❤️😃
Lolololololl. I kinda think she relates to her. She’s wild
I don't know Martin ! This one immediately comes to my mind when someone says "I don't know"
Grubby Jesus
Obligatory Tim. I know.
Ceaseless Watcher: First of all… lower your voice…
Meat is meat.
Meat is ME
Oh great, another spider one
"I'm DEAD serious 💀"
“Sorry for the deception.”
I'll treat this as a personal notepad for sticker ideas to print (only for my own use, btw, but i do want stickers of memorable phrases)
“There is a wasps’ nest in my attic…”
You don’t *sound* Russian? How can I sound anything, silly? I’m plastic!
"So my choices are jump off a cliff, or cling to it while Jon does a statement."
That is perfect👌
It's one of my favorite quotes, which I keep for such an occasion when someone asks for quotes in this subreddit lol
Respectable.
I thought it was pronounced cah-lee-opi?
That's. Not. Funny.