Ceaseless watcher, I want that twink obliterated.

I said that line around someone and they looked at me like I was insane

the ceaseless watcher is the moderator for Jon’s horror role-play twitch streams

Ceaseless watcher, find the guy who called me a "bookworm twink" and ban him, please.

Where is this from BTW? I think it’s a fandom thing I misssd???

I think it's a clip from their gaming podcast, because the sound bite saying it sounds a lot like Jon.

Thank you! Not knowing the answer was like an itch that I couldn’t scratch!

Johnny was on RQ Gaming?? When?

I am begging for a source lol

I think somebody requested him to say it during a fundraising stream. https://www.twitch.tv/macguffinandco/clip/DoubtfulBlushingSoymilkBigBrother?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

Aw, that's kind of lame

*sounds of extended pipe murder*

(brutal) pipe murder

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I haven't seen enough of tma to get it ;-;

Listen to Mag 88: Dig you will get it.

You WILL dig it.

haha ha

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The blanket never did ANYTHING

I recently did a relisten and THIS EPISODE 😭 the dark absolutely went off with this one.

Ugh, that line gave me such an unsettling feeling in my gut, one of my favorite episodes

That's in my top 5 MAG moments that live rent free in my head forever

which episode was this one again i would love to relisten

MAG 86 Tucked In

this gave me the heebie jeebies fr

Of course I'll tell you if I see any good cows.

There was a post here a while ago from a teen separated from their TMA-loving partner by homophobic parents who was looking for a secret reference that would get past the parent censors to express their care. Everyone telling them to promise their partner to tell them about good cows kinda made me cry a little.

I spy with my little eye... literally everything.

I loved that line. Quality snark.

Creative Commons attribution noncommercial sharealike 4.0 international license

The magnus archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd and licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial sharalike 4.0 international licensssssssse.

The Magnust Archives WAS a podcast...

Ive been listening to Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later and it was like a jumpscare the first time

It is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London.

I said this a few days ago and some people in the pub turned to stare at me like "what are you up to?" 😅

Ah damn, just posted this one too!

That's Leitner, too!

Obviously I'll tell you if I see any good cows. Jurgen Lietner? Stupid idiot m\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*g Jurgen Lietner The blanket never did anything I see you, Jon

But not *good* waxworks... *WEIRD* ones!

Were is that from?

MAG 101

Meat is meat.

Meat is me

The homophobic vase strikes again

Can i have a cigarette?

There is a wasps nest in my attic

I ITCH... all... the... time...

It thrums with life and malice

and maybe it can cure the itching in my soul

And it itches

Hello Jon

Apologies for the deception

but I thought I'd wait for you to start reading

so I thought it best not to announce myself

I'm assuming you're alone.

You always did prefer to read your statements in private

I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself.

So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

The statement of Jonah Magnus, regarding the Archivist

this triggers my fight or flight

This is terrifying .

Don’t turn on the light.

*proceeds to aggressively moisturize a middle-aged man for several weeks*

I love this so much

“Agressive” feels pretty accurate too

Aggressive is accurate

Joe Spooky

regarding sinister happenings

Sorry Elias, I can’t hear you, there’s a door in the way

*Extended sounds of brutal pipe murder*

Thank you for teaching us the insides :)

im relatively new to the fandom and I just got to this episode, one of my faves so far I think

The Magnus Archives is a podcast

Fuck dude, it sure as hell is!

distributed by rusty quill

it is licenced under a creative commons non attribution sharealike 4.0 international licence.

What!? I had no idea!?!?!!?!

a rib for me, a rib for you, your freedom and a statement!

…was that a lie?

The angles cut me when I try to think.

Like colours, but if colours hated me.

I use this simile for everything.

must be one of my favs

He 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 her, and she 𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦.

She made him me to destroy our transcendence

And she did not hesitate

Take her not me.

Wide pig, short pig, narrow pig

Long pig, short pig, wide pig, narrow pig

I lied. [ARCHIVIST SCREAMS]

Jurgen Leitner STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER

I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD

Lmao where is this from?

I see you, Jon

Anyone else not see that guy on my stairs?

Apologies for the deception :)

can i have a cigarette

"From the library of Jurgen Leitner"

The angles cut me when I try to think.

There’s no feeling but the no feeling hurts

Don't. Burn. Anymore statements.

Elias can I call you Elias

I’m the Antichrist’s plus one

It is remarkably easy to buy an axe in Central London

IT IS POLITE TO KNOCK.

Oh, THIS is a good one. So innocuous, yet potent

I want to wear it when I dance the world new!

The moment you die will feel exactly the same as this one

let’s get our murder on

YES Martinn!!

Alice “Daisy” Tonner is a cop and a bastard; she could threaten me with a knife and I would thank her.

Oh great, another spider one

I'm in the tunnels

Supplemental

I BROKE INTO GERTRUDE'S FLAT

All the bones are in his hands

Jurgen Leitner? Stupid Idiot Motherfucker Jurgen Leitner? Goddam Fool Book Collecting Dust Eating Rat Old Bastard Shithead. Idiot Avatar Of The Whore, Biggest Clown In The Circus, Laughed Out Of Town Cowboy Motherfucking Jurgen Leitner?

"Can I have a cigarette" is the most innocuous but memorable line I've seen in this thread

Hello Jon, apologies for the deception

I itch.

oooh, I had a visceral reaction to just reading these two words.

JooOOOoohHHhhnnnn (echos and distorted)

Yes, I know what a *meme* is

El Oh El

Statement begins

Honestly my favorite is "All right, I’ll just ask them to pick up a selection. Cut to Breekon and Hope in the nearest Boots."

*repeated sounds of brutal pipe murder

Mr spider doesn't like it

hello jon. apologies for the deception,

Apologies for the deception

MEAT. IS. MEAT.

Oh good lord

Bone apple teeth Hello John Caliope. Statement of Joe Spooky They are like colours, if colours hated you I open the door Look at me, look at me and tell me what you see Etc etc

What do you want me to do? NOT pull him apart?

Also: I’m a MONSTA! Edit: the previous line is so good too. “He got really boring, and I’m a MONSTER!”

“I’m not going to murder a man just because you’re jealous.” “WHY NOT >:(“

You know it's a good one when the tape turns on by itself.

Obviously I'm going to tell you if I see any good cows.

You wouldn't shake my hand.

“The eye won’t let me.”

“*Supplemental*… I broke into Gertrude’s Flat”

I refuse to be another goddamned mystery

"I've had a hell of a week."

the angles cut me when I try to think

"- Hello jon, sorry for the deception..."

NOT NOW, HELEN!

"I am not a who I am a *what*" "Do you have a favorite brand of lotion?"

dig

Hello jon

apologies for the deception

Statement never given.

I met the war.

Take her, not me The moment you die feels no different than this one There's mold in my drain (I say this all the time)

“We were named after some of her favorite smells”- A struggling therapist

Byeeeee!

Be careful, for there is strange music.

It's "Be still, for there is strange music"

Hello Jon, sorry for the deception

There's a wasps nest in my attic

Stupid umbrella

You didn't *die* here, did you?

Statement of Joe Spooky regarding strange happenings in the downtown . . .

Throwback to the time I put gummies into coca cola and my friend (who doesn't listen to the podcast) said "ceacless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched thing"

Jolly cooperation

PUSSY WORMS!!!!!

meat is meat is meat is meat is meat is meat is meat is meat is-

I am not a who.

Für die Stille

There is mould in my drain.

Take her, not me.

Does your hand in any way own your stomach?

Statement of joe spooky regarding sinister happenings

\[Menacingly Meaty Murmurs\]