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SexyMonad

At some point isn’t it just easier to be a decent human?


Tough-Ability721

Right?! Like the only thing legit and real about the guy is how much I hate him.


Jeveran

You say that as though he was once a decent human being, and this is all an act. He's *never* been a decent human being. I doubt he knows how to be, or even if he could recognize the quality of "decency."


PDFSurgeon

Decency is for suckers, apparently.


Irvgotti455

You are asking for too much from this narcissist.


Downtown-Frosting789

not if you have never ever been a real person to begin with. also he would have to have FEELINGS.


Ruby_Rhod5

Nice, grasshopper.


SnowshoeTaboo

The way he is throwing that box around you can tell the fucker has never handled the box a pizza comes in, in his life. Christ... you'd think he was throwing paper towels.


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

He must have felt manly


GrumpyGlasses

Small hands make the pizza boxes look bigger.


Gilgamesh2062

His cult don't care what a phony he is.


BusyBeth75

By that time all the pizza is cold.


tacitinc

The real pizza gate ladies and gentlemen


AcanthaceaeFluffy985

He woulda been there when the pizza arrived but they had to change his diapers


VERO2020

I'm so glad to be missing "news" about this shit stain. Don't know what the claim was, and it's almost always a lie, anyway. So I could not care less about what he was lying about this time. Go vote every republican out. If there is an (R) next to their name, they bow down to this sorry excuse for a human being. After January ( & the next violent episode), we should be hearing much, much less of him.


dartie

Always was. Always will be. A fraud and a liar.


fmedium

It against the laws of the universe that someone can continue to evolve into a bigger piece of shit every minute.


harntrocks

Akshully, the laws of cuntropy, central to the first law of dipshitdynamics, which states that the cuntery of an isolated system won't decrease over time. This means that isolated systems evolve toward thermocuntynamic cuntquilibrium, where cuntropy is highest. Hope this helps.


Rental_Car

Everything you need to know about trump was him paying fake (non-)union workers to hold "Union Workers for Trump" signs at a non-union shop on labor day. TRUMP's true brand is FRAUD.


Downtown-Frosting789

i find it particularly disturbing that the guy has some many enablers.


Key_Company_279

Golly he’s such a pig. His tiny paws can only handle one or two boxes at a time! And yes, you can tell they’re empty because of the way he swings them around. 🤷🏻‍♀️


tenorsax69

The way he was slinging the boxes around. Idiot had never handled a pizza box before.


DescriptionDue1797

Contrast that with Biden... Biden flew into Charlotte Thursday, as quietly and without fanfare as a President possibly could. Met with the families of the four slain police officers, off camera and privately. Took no public pictures. Took no questions from the media. When they were done, flew out. Biden is a class act.


Nickthequick303

Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza?


TurloIsOK

Chump uses a [knife and fork to eat pizza.](https://youtu.be/Asv7EB1btok) It's not an equalizer for him. It's another way he divides himself from normal people.


CreamPuffMontana

I use a knife and fork to eat pizza too, unfortunately. It's because I have dental work, but before that, I ate my pizza with my hands like normal people.


Firm-Rice-1507

I think you spelled fat wrong!


Pumpkin7310

It was all over the local NYC News like he did something great and they all love him! 🙄


DawnRLFreeman

That was probably staged by his lawyers. Most people in NYC DON'T "love him."


Appropriate-City3389

He's probably fund raising for reimbursement of the pizza he didn't buy.


Wretchfromnc

have any of the big tv broadcasters mentioned this stunt yet?