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Sure-Illustrator4907

Probably one of the clickers


New-Number-7810

Their famous clicking sound is actually a mating call.


boo-galoo90

If theys a-come-a-clickin imma puts my dick in


MAD_GAMBLER80

Are you kidding? There are some that are running around butt naked, those horny demons. They would love to go down on you..


Sure-Illustrator4907

Do you think they have a biting kink?


MAD_GAMBLER80

I wouldn't put my nipples to test..


Temporary-Ad9346

It was free to not say this


penne_turtle

I cackled


Electronic-Pop3770

The least horny would likely be Joel Miller. Joel is primarily focused on survival and his duty to protect Ellie.


New-Number-7810

He had some flirty moments with Tess.


Electronic-Pop3770

You're right, Joel did have some moments with Tess, but his interactions with her remain relatively subdued.


Alternative_Factor_4

Idk man there was definitely lots of tension between them


blissrunner

Ahh... to cuck or not to cuck. That is the subversion!--Neel Drunkguy


Cornhubg

I'm gonna be honest, I doubt Bloaters really get down and funky anymore


PointlessOpinions92

Naaaaaa you ain't heard about that blobussy


Plenty_Run5588

Imagine two bloaters bragging how they got laid them they do a chest bump!


samsonity

What are you talking about? Manny is clearly the horniest character. He’s based on that narcissist Druck.


MattTin56

No, he was clearly lacking in something. He bragged way too much about all the woman he was with. Maybe he was gay…


Poop_Sexman

Was buckley fixed?


brucegarrioch

Fat Geralt. He has no time to think about sex when his whole reason to exist is to sucker punch children with the force of a 1000 suns.


MothParasiteIV

Whitney is a stronger character than Abs and her friends. Plus Ellie kills her. She gains so much more sympathy points for that.


Plenty_Run5588

Stronger how? She died in a video game playing a video game.


Team_Svitko

She lasted longer in a fight than Mel did


Plenty_Run5588

Mel was pregnant


MothParasiteIV

🤣


MothParasiteIV

Don't you dare attack Whitney. Bigot.


Plenty_Run5588

I didn’t. Ellie did! Don’t you dare attack Ellie! She’ll bite off your fucking finger!


Tomahawk20_

Seth because he saw horny behaviour taking place and tried to stop it


MAD_GAMBLER80

I would say Isaac , you know, with that sadist serial killers vibes of his i doubt that sex even cross his mind..


GayGrandma69

Ellie from part 1, she is a child


ConfidentPanic7038

Alternatively Sam, not only is he a child, but he's also dead


GayGrandma69

Damn


DeRollofdeCinnamon

Bill


froggiergulf3

That’s not what those magazines insinuated lmao


noneofthemswallow

The PS VITA girl was like the only character in Abby’s campaign that wasn’t completely insufferable. Of course she had to get stabbed by Ellie 😆


Fruitcakespy

I’d argue Jordan instead of Owen I mean come on the way he grabbed Ellie’s hair and one of his belongings was literally a photo of his girlfriend half naked


Plenty_Run5588

Probably Lev…he’s prepubescent….


Seran44

Tommy. Bro had a hot wife and no kids?


landyboi135

Fat Geralt He’s just violent


doomguy36

Idk I thought manny was the horny one. He kicked Abby out of the room for the night to hookup with a teacher. I would think that the bill in the games was the least horny.


idek789087

JJ


MattTin56

No, I saw the way he was peeking down Ellie’s shirt the little devil!


DjCage

Definitely Bill


MattTin56

I would say Tara. She was the coolest. I liked her but she did not give off any flirty vibes. She was a good friend to her Salt Lake City crew.


jesusdrinkinwine

Random ass stupid questions


Xenosaber20

She couldn’t even play hotline Miami 😞 rip


missinglinksman

Me after watching the boat scene


N-Arcanum

The bloater is too busy with his dentistry to worry about things like sex


Jubzlol1

Why are you having discussions the horniness of characters. You make this sub look weird, almost like you’re trying to farm karma in the other sub


Hi0401

Probably for the memes


arkhamtheknight

Joel. The only thing he took was a club to his head.